Genshin Impact: I am an NPC, driving all players on the Internet crazy

"Last time I was in Zhudian Fang, Mr. Han Xue was still preparing to publish a book, but I didn't expect it to be written now. "

Paimon and Yingmei meet him at Judan, and that plot is the first chapter of Zhongli's Legendary Quest.

The famous scene of Hanxue also comes from this.

It's just that Paimon didn't expect that Hanxue would have finished publishing the book.

Hanxue's argument is very nonsense, but the people of Liyue like to read martial arts novels, and they really eat it.

What a divine sword, the supreme martial arts

"This little friend's words are good, they are wonderful, the joke is not nonsense, and the adaptation is not a random fabrication. "

Han Xue pinched his chin, smug, he looked at Tian Tiezui: "This sentence is for you." "

"No, no, Mr. Hanxue, I said this to you. "

Wang Xuan walked to the middle of the people eating melons, generous and decent, I saw that his expression was calm, and said to Hanxue: "As we all know, Emperor Yan is the god of contracts, and he has signed contracts with all the immortals and yakshas, I don't need to say this, everyone knows it." "

Therefore, Mr. Hanxue's so-called ability to command the immortals with a sword and a sword, and the immortals dare not obey, it is pure fart. "

Wang Xuan talked eloquently, his demeanor was shining, and many sisters were attracted by his confident and calm temperament, plus he was tall and handsome, and his charm value was full, and the eyes of the sisters couldn't help but focus on him.

"For example, for example, Mr. Hanxue, you got a sword and a sword, and then ordered all the immortals, then should the contract they made with the Rock King Emperor be invalidated?"

Wang Xuan continued to output: "What's more, although the immortals are subordinates of the Rock King Emperor, they are also friends of the Rock King Emperor, and the Rock King Emperor will not order them with a sword or a sword, in a sense, the immortals and the Rock King Emperor are equal." "

"The reason why the immortals do things for the emperor is also because they are impressed by his courage and are willing to become his subordinates, but the emperor has always regarded them as close friends. "

After Wang Xuan finished speaking, he looked at Han Xue, Han Xue's face was already flushed at the moment, and he couldn't refute it.

"Mr. Hanxue, you are also worthy of being a rock scientist? I don't even know the character of the Rock King Emperor. "

Hanxue was critnly attacked by Wang Xuan, and the so-called petrogists are a group of cultural people who study the story of the rock king and emperor.

Wang Xuan can be described as murderous.

If Wang Xuan hadn't thought that Han Xue, a fun person, was very interesting, what he said would have made him even more heartbroken.

"This young man is right, what a magnanimity the emperor is, and besides, it is too childish to be able to become the king of Liyue Zun and Liyue with a sword and a sword. "

"That is, if you let a tyrannical person get it, then do we all have to listen to him obediently and not resist?".

"Mr. Han Xue should write martial arts novels, this brain hole to write martial arts novels is definitely more interesting than "Shen Qiu Sword Record". "

"Hahaha, Mr. Hanxue is not guilty of this, and the illustrations of "Shenqiu Picking Up the Sword Record" are exquisite and impeccable, as for the plot, it is old-fashioned. "

"I'm ashamed that I still think Mr. Hanxue's argument is fine, and I'm ashamed to be from Liyue. "

"I'm the same, I have to go back tonight to burn three incense sticks for Lord Yan, and I'm sorry. "

The

people who eat melons have a lot of discussions, and now they support Wang Xuan one-sidedly.

Hanxue was ashamed and left in a huff.

"Wang Xuan is so powerful!".

Paimon looked stupid.

You must know that at that time in Zhudianfang, even Zhongli didn't convince Han Xue, and now, Wang Xuan directly silenced Han Xuegan, and Han Xue couldn't even say a word of rebuttal.

Like a soldier who has lost a battle, he runs away.

Paimon and Yingmei looked at Zhongli, where Emperor Rock himself was.

I saw Zhongli looking at Wang Xuan, a look of appreciation appeared on his face, and he felt like he hated seeing each other.

Wang Xuan's sentence that the immortals were the subordinates of the Emperor of the Rock King, and they were also his friends, which made Zhongli quite emotional.

No one understands the words of Lord Yan better than me, and Zhongli feels that Wang Xuan is more qualified to say it than Han Xue.

Although Klee couldn't understand it, looking at the reactions of the people around her, she knew that it was Wang Xuan who had the upper hand, so she had a smile on her face and waved her little hand to cheer for Wang Xuan.

Seeing Han Xue running away in a gray manner, Klee was even happier.

Now Wang Xuan's status in her mind is not inferior to Albedo at all.

Keqing was also attracted by Wang Xuan's confident and calm temperament, she and Ning Guang are both Liyue Seven Stars, and they are both beautiful and have countless suitors.

Because of her young age, she is more favored by the Liyue Youth, and it is no exaggeration to say that she is the white moonlight in the hearts of the Liyue Youth, but in her eyes, these suitors are all gentlemen, and none of them can make her look at them.

Wang Xuan impressed her.

Even Keqing had the intention of wooing Wang Xuan, believing that with Wang Xuan's talents, Liyue would surely become more prosperous.

Hanxue left, Tian Tiezui said another hour of books, the night was dark, and soon, the visitors also left one by one.

Zhongli and Hu Tao returned to the Afterlife, Keqing also went back, and Wang Xuan took Yingmei, Paimon, and Klee home.

He also fused and updated the plot of Hanxue.

Parallel worlds.

"Hahaha, Brother Xuan's cowhide, the joke is not nonsense, the adaptation is not a random edit, even the six schools have come out. "

Your endive is doing this plot, and everyone is laughing numbly, "However, there is one thing to say, Brother Xuan's words are indeed very reasonable, how can the old man Zhongli do anything with a sword and a sword, and also order all the immortals to become Liyue Zun, the uncrowned king of Liyue, Hanxue, I'm afraid this is not a secondary disease, right?"

"Liyue understands that it is okay for Wang to meet Brother Xuan, hahaha. "

"This plot is really fun, if the previous version was done like this, who would scold 985 planning. "

"Here, I suggest that 985 plan to give the artist and Brother Xuan a knock. "

"Three bowls are not on the job, full of laughter. "

"Hanxue was scolded with a funny degree of +100, and Brother Xuan played a stalk and said that the funny level of Liuxue was +100000. "

"We found a handful of games in a large number of memes. "

"Brother Xuan, I declare you!".

"I'm becoming more and more curious about Brother Xuan's identity, is there any original scientist analysis?".

"I know Brother Xuan's identity, a native of Liyue, surnamed Wang Mingxuan, and his gender is male and female. "

"Ahead, listen to your words and read ten years of books in vain. "

Genshin Impact World, Liyue Jade Terrace.

At night, Wang Xuan hadn't slept yet, he was watching the second creation in Perak.

This can be regarded as a hidden benefit given to him by the Gou system, so that he can connect to the online world of the parallel world, and he will not be depressed.

When the other traversers saw this benefit, they all blushed.

"So you are also ixuan".

Wang Xuan asked the Gou system to refresh the homepage, and saw another recommendation about his second creation, and the popularity was also very high.

This time, the characters who were designed by the player to make it into the second creation are Captain Jean, Barbara, Klee, Paimon, and Ying.

Wang Xuan clicked on this video.

If he guessed correctly, this second creation video is based on the Genshin Impact advertisement of version 1.3 preview live broadcast.

"So You Also Play Genshin Impact".

At the beginning, this magic ad was very brainwashing, and even some people who don't play games know about this stalk.

From this, it turns out that you are also xxx stalks.

"Klee, do you have the right clothes?".

At the beginning of the video, in a modern room, Captain Jean shouts to Klee in the room.

"It's good. "

Klee's milk voice.

"Is the cake delicious?".

At this time, the head of the Qin group asked again.

"It's good. "

Klee replied with three words.

Barbara looked at the head of the piano nervously, for fear that she would suddenly get angry.

"Does the new calendar look good?".

Seeing that Klee was still hiding in the room and did not come out, the head of the Jean group took the microphone and shouted.

"It's good. "

Klee's answer was still very perfunctory, and the head of the piano was so angry that he wanted to go to Klee's room, but the next second, there was a knock on the door.

She had to go open the door.

The door opens, and Paimon and Yingmei enter.

"Happy New Year!".

They blessed Captain Jean and Barbara.

"Captain Jean, where's little Klee?"

Paimon asked.

"In the room, as soon as I get back, I lock myself inside. "

Hearing this, Paimon flew to Klee's room and knew that Paimon was coming, so Klee opened the door and let her in.

I saw that Klee's room was full of Wang Xuan's pictorials, and she was still holding Wang Xuan's photo in her hand.

She glanced at Paimon very shyly, and Paimon became shy, only to see that she didn't know where to take out Wang Xuan's photo.

"So you're also ixuan!".

Paimon and Klee smiled at each other and said in unison.

Seeing this, Wang Xuan was completely in Bengbu, and he had to admire the outrageous brains of these second creators.

"Captain Qin, it's not early, let's hurry up and have dinner, shall we?"

When Paimon and Klee come out, they find that Captain Qin didn't cook dinner, but sat on the sofa with Barbara and Yingmei, holding a photo of Wang Xuan in his hand and making a nymphomaniac.

"So you're also ixuan!".

At the end, the voice of narration sounds.