Genshin Impact: I am an NPC, driving all players on the Internet crazy

"Huhuhu~~".

Guoba greeted Paimon and Yingmei and Hu Tao, Wang Xuan and Klee, who didn't know each other yet, just curious, and then it noticed Zhongli.

That familiar aura emanated from this man, but unfortunately Zhongli just nodded at it, not very enthusiastic, and the pot was a little sad.

However, when it saw a table of delicacies, its depression and frustration were swept away.

"It's broken, the pot is going to grab food with me!".

Paimon is like a great enemy.

Looking at the entire Teyvat Continent, only Guoba can compete with her for the title of the King of Big Stomach, and the speed at which Guoba eats is also fast, no, in less than half a minute, Guoba has already finished a bowl of stir-fried meat with Jueyun peppers.

"Damn. "

Paimon was about to cry, at this rate, the food on this table would be all over the pot.

She doesn't eat as fast as a pot.

"Guoba, you came here like this!".

Just when Paimon was at a loss, Xiangling walked into the private room with a helpless face, the door of the private room was not closed, she glanced inside, and found that the pot was eating walnuts and their dishes, and she was half angry.

People who don't know think that Xiangling abused the pot and didn't give it a full meal.

"I'm sorry, guys. "

Xiangling carried the pot and apologized to everyone.

Hu Tao and Wang Xuan are nothing, on the contrary, they quite like Guoba, only Paimon laughed out loud when he saw Guoba being taken away by Xiangling.

Now no one is competing with her for food.

"Everyone, do you have any arrangements after dinner?"

Hu Tao was already full, so he chatted with Wang Xuan and them.

"Ying's commission has not yet been completed, and we will do it together later. "

Paimon said.

"It's so late to make a commission?".

When Hu Tao heard this, his eyes widened: "I said two, such a beautiful day, let's not enjoy it together, it's too tyrannical!"

Master

Hu said that the Lantern Festival is held once a year, and the scenery of Liyue at night is also very unique, so if you miss the lively atmosphere of the Lantern Festival these days because of the commission, the gain outweighs the loss. "

Zhongli took a sip of tea and said earnestly.

"Shall we go shopping together that night?"

When Paimon heard this, he felt that what Zhongli said made a lot of sense, and that the Lantern Festival was only a few days away, and the commission didn't need to be completed immediately, so let's enjoy the beautiful scenery of Liyue at night together!

Wang Xuan and Yingmei have no opinion, Klee is very happy, she likes to go shopping together.

By the end of dinner, it was already past seven o'clock, and the moon was already dark, but the streets of Liyue were brightly lit.

During the day, the role of the night lantern is not visible, but at night, the brilliance is dazzling, extraordinarily festive, and there is a prosperous atmosphere everywhere.

Ying took out a photo camera to help Hu Tao and Klee take pictures.

"Mr. Zhongli, Wang Xuan, let's take a photo together, shall we?"

Paimon suggested.

A photo of them taking a photo together can be kept as a souvenir.

Zhongli and Wang Xuan didn't refuse, Yingmei found a passerby and asked him to help take a group photo.

This plot, Wang Xuan has also been integrated and updated.

Parallel worlds.

Your endive is also streaming Genshin Impact.

"Family, this plot is good, I'll set this group photo as a wallpaper first. "

In the group photo, Yingmei and Hu Tao are standing in front, Klee is standing in the middle with her hands Biye, Wang Xuan and Zhongli are standing in the back, both of them are about 188cm tall, and Paimon is flying to the left of Yingmei.

Hu Tao had a funny expression and made a grimace, Yingmei smiled slightly, Wang Xuan and Zhongli had indifferent expressions, and Paimon and Klee laughed the most.

Even standing beside Zhongli, Wang Xuan was not compared.

This group photo is perfect as a wallpaper.

Lao Mi Headquarters.

"Now there are no more players scolding us in the Genshin Impact section of Youmi Club and other social networking sites, and they are all boastful. "

Responsible for the planning of Genshin Impact content operations, with a complicated expression.

Every time the Genshin Impact version is updated, they will be scolded by the players, just like the 1.3 version of the Lantern Festival, Genshin Impact players thought they could comfortably spend a good year in the game, but it turned out to be a variety of errand tasks.

Like the people of Mondstadt, the people of Liyue have been nicknamed Giant Babies by players, and there have been countless posts scolding the event planners by Youmi Society.

Unexpectedly, a Wang Xuan suddenly appeared, and there were a lot of hidden plots, and these hidden plots were quite good, and players received rave reviews.

Wang Xuan single-handedly reversed the wind and criticism.

"The big guy who designed this easter egg is a real cowhide. "

The artist said to his colleagues around him: "In the past, those players said that you planners want to kowtow to our artists, but now I think you should kowtow to Wang Xuan." "

When the event planner and operation planner heard this, although they were a little unhappy, they couldn't refute it, and they didn't dare to offend the art boss.

"Genshin Impact's turnover has repeatedly reached new highs, what's wrong with giving players more benefits? "

The art boss is still outgoing.

He also complained about these 985 schemes.

If the player's face is not a little bit, the character limited pool can be fully guaranteed, and starting from Childe, the role mechanism begins to fragment, and the experience of Childe is very poor, and there are even players who have made an emoji pack, and Childe sits on the ground and waits for e's CD.

The newly launched Xiao is poisoned.

And when it came to the follow-up Hutaochi UP, 985 Planning began to engage in the martial arts pool, the staff of Goma, and Genshin Impact's first real martial arts online.

Players' wallets are trying to squeeze them dry, the benefits are deductible if they can be deducted, and they also hire a water army to lead the rhythm, what is a really good game, not to attract players with benefits.

As a result, after a few years, Lao Mi's own other game, Star Dome Railway, was launched, and each version of the update sent ten times, and limited characters were also sent, and the boomerang finally hit himself.

Of course, that's all for later.

Genshin Impact World, Liyue.

"Keqing!".

Just outside a souvenir shop, Wang Xuan and the others met Master Keqing.

I saw that she was holding a few dolls of the Rock King Emperor in her hands, looking flustered.

When Paimon saw Keqing, he flew up and said hello.

"So many people?".

Keqing thought that Paimon was only Ying with her, but she didn't expect that there were Hu Tao, Zhongli, and two people she didn't know.

Now Keqing was a little embarrassed.

"Hey, Lord Yuheng is holding the emperor's doll in his hand?"

Hu Tao said: "I heard others say that Yuheng Xing Keqing is disrespectful to the emperor, and now it seems that these guys are rumors, right? I didn't even buy his dolls." "

The dolls of the Rock King Emperor are all made in the image of his immortal body, half dragon and half lin, and many children will buy them and put them in their rooms.

As for Keqing, she has always advocated the rule of the people of Liyue, believing that the Immortals and Emperors have too much power over Liyue, and that the Immortals and the Emperor of the Rock should cede their power to the people of Liyue.

However, Keqing's idea could not be supported by the majority.

Her radical approach attracted the opposition of many devout followers of the Rock Emperor.

In the eyes of others, the life of a mortal is nothing more than a short time to the history of Liyue, so why worry about it.

And this opposition, in Keqing's view, is nothing more than an excuse for laziness, accustomed to living under the protection of the gods, and never taking the initiative to think about the future of humanity.

Finally, at a ceremony to invite immortals, she made a famous speech with a hatred of iron but not steel.

"The Emperor has guarded Liyue for a thousand years, but will it be the same for the next millennium, ten millennia, or a hundred millennia?"

This caused a lot of commotion at the time, and many of the people of Liyue even demanded that the Emperor of the Rock remove Keqing from his position.

And Zhongli, who was at the scene at the time, did not get angry, on the contrary, showed a meaningful smile.

"I bought it for the juniors in my family. "

Ke Qing is obviously not good at lying, her eyes are evasive, and her expression is shy, as if someone has discovered some little secret.

"Lord Keqing, it turns out that you are the real Imperial Chef. "

Wang Xuan suddenly spoke.