Siheyuan: The enlightenment is incredible, starting from picking up women

[Host: Ye Tian].

[Skill: Sex Art Level 2 (345/1000), Cooking Level 3 (123/5000)].

[Item: Soundproof net (n times)].

[Space: 1000 cubic meters].

Ye Tian looked at his panel

Cooking has been upgraded to the next level

But the system doesn't reward anything

It seems that the upgrade rewards are not fixed, but rather random.

The first system reward is for her

Bai Lu is really her lucky star!

Ye Tian must reward Bai Lu fiercely

But Bai Lu's body bones are too weak

can't bear the output of Ye Tian after genetic modification at all

Plus Level 2 Sex,

Ye Tian was only three points full

White dew is full.

In the warm quilt, Ye Tian said:

"Sister, let's play a game. "

When Bai Lu, who was tired and delicate, heard this, her little face was sallow, and she was about to cry.

Ye Tian's gameplay is novel and changeable

Bai Lu is like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden - dazzling.

"Xiaotian, spare my sister, let my sister rest. "

Ye Tian rolled his eyes speechlessly

Is that all I have?

"Sister, what do you want, it's not serious at all, I'm talking about a serious game. "

Bai Lu laughed angrily, and scolded sweetly: "Phew, Xiaotian, your skin is thicker than the Great Wall." "

Ye Tian said softly: "Sister, let's play a charade, you lie down, I write on your back, you guess." "

"Yes, yes!".

Bai Lu's big eyes sparkled, and she replied happily.

Bai Lu held her face with both hands, with a smile on her face, lying on her side happily.

"Sister, are you ready?"

"Alright. "

Ye Tian used his fingers as a pen and wrote "ten" on his fair-skinned back.

At first, Bai Lu was a little uncomfortable, and her delicate body trembled.

"Sister, I'm done, guess what. "

"Ah, that's it. "

Bai Lu was shaking coldly, this is obviously bullying

"Xiaotian, you look down on my sister too much, although my sister has no culture, she is a person who has gone to elementary school, and she knows all the simple words. "

"Sister, playing games is gradual, isn't it interesting, it's like having sex, it's ...... from the beginning

."

"Xiaotian, stop and don't say anything. "

Bai Lu was really convinced in her heart

Why is the words in his mouth always so shocking and crying

How much truth does it make to be absurd?

Ye Tian gently touched Bai Lu's arm and said with a smile: "Okay, I won't say it, you guess." "

"Ten. "

"Correct. "

"Kun. "

"You. "

"Too. "

"Beautiful. "

Bai Lu's eyes narrowed into a line, and her heart was as sweet as eating sugar.

He's so good at coaxing people

Bai Lu feels that she has lived in vain all her life, and she is not as good as this half a day.

"Little God, these are too simple. "

"Alright, let's get some intensity. "

"Ahh "

"Cicada. "

"Dai. "

......

Ye Tian didn't expect that she was quite literate, in order to combat Bai Lu's arrogance

Write "Misty".

Sure enough, Bai Lu was silent, held back for more than ten seconds, and pleaded coquettishly

"Xiaotian, my sister is distracted, you write it again, it's okay. "

Ye Tian saw through Bai Lu's careful thoughts at a glance.

"Okay, I'll write slower this time, you think about it. "

Another few tens of seconds of silence

Bai Lu said faintly

"Xiaotian, my sister doesn't know this word. "

"It doesn't matter, the Chinese characters are broad and profound, no one dares to say that they know everything, sister, I'll teach you to recognize it. "

"Thank you, Xiaotian. "

"Sister, this word is pronounced yao, the third tone. "

When Bai Lu heard this pronunciation, his mind immediately thought of "bite", and there was no word "窈" at all.

"Ah, it actually pronounces yao!".

People are curious animals, and when they discover new things, they will always be inexplicably excited

Bai Lu happily repeated it in her mouth several times, afraid of forgetting.

"Sister, can you write this word?".

Ye Tian stretched out his palm from under the jade arm, "Write it to me!"

Bai Lu raised his jade finger and wrote down the word "窈" seriously.

"Sister, you're so smart. "

"It's Xiaotian who teaches well. "

Similarly, Bai Lu does not recognize the word "窕".

The above plot continues to repeat itself.

......

For a while,

The two had a lot of fun

Bai Lu learned a few unfamiliar phrases

There is also a nice poem,

"My Fair Lady, good gentleman. "

Happy like a child,

The fatigue of the body is also dispelled a lot.

Game over,

In the laughter, the four eyes are facing each other

Bai Lu's face suddenly changed drastically and fell silent.

"Sister, what's wrong?".

Joy and sorrow

Bai Lu woke up suddenly

I don't have anything to eat for the next meal

The two of them are still here, you and me, who have no heads and no brains

The heart is really big.

"Xiaotian, how much money do you have?".

Bai Lu asked cautiously.

Ye Tian knew Bai Lu's intentions, showed his white teeth, and said with a smile

"Sister, if it's full, it's worth two dollars. "

"Ah...... How can you laugh. Bai Lu had a bitter face, "Xiaotian, my sister's wallet was stolen by a hateful thief, although it was not much, there were more than a dozen yuan. "

Ye Tian suddenly remembered that a month ago, the original owner had no money

also borrowed fifty yuan from Yi Zhonghai, but the original owner was excited

I am grateful to Yi Zhonghai.

But Ye Tian opened the perspective of God

I know that Detianzun Yi Zhonghai is a person

Old Biden must not have a good heart, playing with the pit and waiting for the original owner to jump.

Ye Tian's eyes flashed with a cold light, and he said miserably

"Sister, I forgot to tell you that I still owe fifty yuan to others. "

Bai Lu felt cold in her heart, and she didn't have much money

Doing odd jobs in Baoding, the salary is pitiful

Sending the old man away almost emptied her savings

I went out with a third of the money and was stolen.

The two have done the things of husband and wife

Bai Lu's heart has long belonged to Ye Tian

She meditated, but couldn't think of a solution.

The only way,

It is to go to a relative's house to borrow some money to solve an urgent need.

But Bai Lu is not familiar with people at all

But a clan distant relationship,

People kindly introduced the object, but not to mention the blind date, and asked people to borrow money, which was too difficult.

Bai Lu couldn't wait to grow two pairs of wings, fly back to Baoding, and use her savings.

She was as anxious as an ant in a hot pot, and tears sneaked out of her eyes.

"Sister, don't cry. "

Ye Tian gently touched the corners of her eyes for her.

Bai Lu sniffed and said uncomfortably: "I don't have money to run out of food, and my eyebrows are burned, why are you still so calm." "

Ye Tian laughed, "Sister, don't worry, it's just that you don't have any money, I'll take you out to make money later." "

"Aren't you unemployed, how can you make money? "

"Hehe, I won't tell you yet, keep it a secret. Stop crying. "

Bai Lu took a few breaths of hot air fiercely, and stared at Ye Tian in disbelief

"Xiaotian, we can't do illegal and criminal things. "

Ye Tian really couldn't hold back, pinched Bai Lu's face, and laughed:

"Sister, we will definitely not do illegal things, so you just put your heart in your stomach. "

"Oh....... "

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PS: Easy to read, the currency unit uses the second set of currency denominations (the first set of currencies is 10,000 yuan units, and the exchange ratio between the two is 1:10,000).

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PS: (Meng Xin knelt down and begged for all the data, flowers, evaluations, monthly passes, one by one, thank you for !!).