Looking at the two old immortals leaving, Zhao Ergou cursed,"No, as the only good person in the courtyard, Zhao Ergou must help Yu Li tide over the difficulties."
Zhao Ergou started today's imitation while going to the toilet. What he wanted to imitate was not the liberation of Yu Li's husband, but his brother-in-law Jie Cheng.
The third uncle is really good at scheming, even his own daughter-in-law is plotting. Zhao Ergou really can't stand it, since the third uncle doesn't want the wealth to go to outsiders.
Well, Zhao Ergou didn't want the third uncle to get his wish. He had to imitate Jie Cheng and rescue Yu Li at night, which might also be regarded as giving Yu Li a way to survive.
【Host, you imitate and understand it into body language thirty times, getting started】
【Host, you imitate and understand the body language sixty times, Xiaocheng】
【Host, you have imitated and understood the body language ninety times. Perfection]
Seeing that it has reached perfection, Zhao Ergou felt his mouth was dry and his tongue was dry. Imitation was also a hard job. Fortunately, Zhao Ergou also gained a lot.
Zhao Ergou immediately opened the properties panel, took a look, and a smile appeared on his lips.
【Imitation solution】
【Entry level, can be upgraded】
【body language perfect】
【Skills Rooster crows, lightning and thunder】
【Cooking Anhui Cuisine]
After Zhao Ergou saw the lightning and thunder, he wanted to imitate some of nature's skills even more. There was only one lightning and thunder, which was a bit too weak to deal with the bad ones.
Zhao Ergou returned home, and Zhao Ergou began to think in his heart, what skills should he imitate?
【Host, you imitated the roar of mountains and tsunamis thirty times, getting started】
【Host, you imitated the roar of the mountain and the tsunami sixty times, Xiaocheng】
【Host, you imitated the roar of the mountain and the tsunami ninety times, Yuanyuan]
After hearing Yuanyuan, Zhao Ergou wiped the sweat from his forehead, then came to the door with a cold face and took a look at Yu Li's house.
Zhao Ergou believes that even if the third uncle is causing trouble, Yu Li must lose her virginity to her brother-in-law until midnight.
If we start now, as long as Yu Li yells, she can attract a lot of courtyard residents, so she has to try.
Zhao Ergou looked at the house of the deaf-mute old lady with a gloomy face. The old lady was still sitting at the door. She looked east and west, as if to see who was eating.
When the deaf-mute old lady saw Zhao Ergou, she just snorted coldly, then stood up and walked into the house with a cane, and closed the door as if to vent her anger.
Zhao Ergou sneered, and without any further hesitation, he immediately began to imitate the mountain roar and tsunami. Soon, a small whirlwind appeared above Zhao Ergou's head, and finally formed a vortex, and then turned into almost a level three. The typhoon just hovered over Zhao Ergou, surrounding him.
Zhao Ergou pushed his hands hard and sent the whirlwind into the sky. At this moment, Zhao Ergou seemed to have caught a thread connecting the whirlwind in his hand.
As if he was flying a kite, he arrived at the door of the old lady's house, and the Category 3 typhoon blew past the old lady's roof.
Zhao Ergou heard the clicking sound, which was heard constantly. It was the sound of tiles falling to the ground, and Zhao Ergou was convinced.
He immediately returned to the house, looked through the window, and found at a glance that the entire roof of the old lady's house had been blown away.
Only the frame of the house was left, still standing and swaying in the wind. As long as Zhao Ergou went out and imitated the roar of mountains and tsunamis a few more times, this house would cease to exist.
Zhao Ergou naturally did not intend to be merciful. He originally wanted to kill the deaf-mute old lady, this old and immortal bastard, but Yi Zhonghai had already escaped.
Zhao Ergou had no choice but to take action. The old lady had returned home and was going to take a rest, so she shamelessly went to Yi Zhonghai's house to have a bite.
Suddenly, the old lady heard the sound of breaking tiles on the roof. The old lady's first thought was, was it an earthquake?
No matter what the old lady said, she had lived for more than half her life. She didn't even have time to pick up the crutches and ran out crawling.
Even so, when she arrived at the door, the old lady was hit in the head by a wooden stick from the beam. At that time, the old lady staggered and fell directly to the ground.
More than a dozen tiles were swept down by the cyclone, like extremely hard hailstones, and hit the old lady on the back. On the spot, the old lady vomited a mouthful of blood and fell into a coma.
Yi Zhonghai hurriedly ran up, gritted his teeth and grabbed the wooden stick, and tried hard to carry the old lady out, but the wooden stick was too heavy.
Yi Zhonghai's legs slipped accidentally, and his whole body suddenly lost its weight, and the sticks fell to the ground together.
This time it was better. The old lady could still kick for a breath, but this time she completely lost consciousness. He Yuzhu was the first to react and limped back quickly to help.
He Yuzhu's cross-eyed eyes saw that everyone was sexy. He Yuzhu directly grabbed the wooden stick on the ground and pulled it up hard. He Yuzhu heard Yi Zhonghai scream.
Yi Zhonghai almost had his neck broken by He Yuzhu:"Zhuzhu, please let go, do you hear me? Why are you grabbing my neck?"
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