After He Yuyu finished speaking, he could no longer control his worry and burst into tears. What happened to brother?
Many people began to hold back their laughter, but it was too uncomfortable to hold it in. Although they laughed at He Yuzhu for admitting the wrong person and mistook He Yuzhu for Qin Huairu, the joke was not very kind.
However, it is so funny. It turns out that sometimes cross-eyed people can really see the wrong person. The first person to laugh out loud was Xu Damao during the movie.
Originally, Xu Damao was very angry because an old hen was stolen from his home. Now that he saw He Yuzhu making a fool of himself on the spot, he was the happiest person.
Xu Damao and He Yuzhu had never dealt with each other. As soon as the two met, there was no room for two tigers in the same mountain. In the end, the man who was pinned to the ground and cried for his father and mother was always Xu Damao.
After Xu Damao burst into tears from laughter, he immediately jumped like a monkey and came to He Yuzhu. Xu Damao looked like a bitch and stretched out his hand to wave in front of He Yuzhu.
"Hey, brother, do you still know me? I see your eyes are one size smaller than our light bulbs. How could you recognize the wrong person? It can't be that there is no power.
If you are reluctant to bear the electricity bill, I, Xu Damao, a good person, will do it to the end. I will pull a wire for you right away. Do you think so?"
He Yuzhu recognized the wrong person and made such a fool of himself in front of everyone. He Yuzhu felt really aggrieved in his heart. He wished he could search for Xu Damao's shadow in the crowd now. In the past, as long as
He Yuzhu was in a bad mood, he would be in Qin Huairu's small Not getting a good look in front of the widow, He Yuzhu always tried his best to find various reasons to beat up Xu Damao to vent his anger.
Just when He Yuzhu was looking for Xu Damao everywhere, he actually heard Xu Damao's voice. He Yuzhu also felt it now. It worked so well.
If Xu Damao hadn't been a bitch and jumped out on his own initiative, He Yuzhu would have been given tens of seconds to look for, and he might have found the wrong person. Xu
Damao took the initiative to bring his donkey face over, and He Yuzhu didn't stop beating him. Because of his face, He Yuzhu directly grabbed the collar of Xu Damao's clothes and then kicked him. After all, He Yuzhu is also a master of fighting. Although his eyes are not very good now and he has become cross-eyed, he can still kill him. Xu Damao.
He Yuzhu is very confident in his sweeping kick. He Yuzhu has used this move no less than dozens of times, but Xu Damao just doesn't care. When everyone saw that He Yuzhu and Xu Damao were fighting, they all started to retreat. , if this was done in the past, it would be impossible, and some even brave people would come up to add fuel to the fire. But it is not possible now. As for why, it is not simple. Just now, He Yuzhu could regard He Yuyu as Qin Huai Ru, if He Yuzhu mistook them for Xu Damao, the consequences would be disastrous.
Some people even laughed evilly in their hearts. Fortunately, Qin Huairu did not walk with He Yuzhu, otherwise he would have mistakenly recognized the wrong person during the interaction at night, and the consequences would be disastrous. It’s a big deal.
Xu Damao just has no brains. It’s not too much to say that he is mentally retarded. Although Xu Damao is like Ming Jing in his heart, He Yuzhu will sweep his legs.
But he just can’t avoid it. Xu Damao was beaten by He Yuzhu. Just when He Yuzhu tried his old trick and wanted to ride on him, who knew that Xu Damao did not follow common sense and directly came to steal the peach from a monkey. You know, He Yuzhu's crotch was kicked by Zhao Ergou yesterday. At that time
, The thing inside was already broken. Now it was good. He Yuzhu screamed when Xu Damao took it out like this. He fell to the ground and started screaming like a slaughtering pig. Only then did
Xu Damao realize that he had defeated He Yuzhu. He There was no panic at all. Anyway, it was not like he had never been beaten up like this by He Yuzhu before. He finally let out a bad breath, but now Xu Damao was very surprised in his heart, because he stole the peach but did not steal the peach, and He Yuzhu did not. Did you?
Xu Damao laughed evilly, which was so relieved:"He Yuzhu, where is your root? Why didn't I steal it just now? You won't become the first eunuch in our courtyard, right?"
Xu Damao spit it out from his mouth. The first eunuch in the courtyard, Zhao Ergou, noticed that Yi Zhonghai and Jiefang looked even sadder than their own father who had just died.
Zhao Ergou was very clear in his heart. The first eunuch, He Yuzhu's turn, should be Yi Zhonghai and Jiefang. The culprits who caused these two people to be inhumane were Zhao Ergou.
He Yuzhu only felt pain for a short while, and he had just wiped it I sweated coldly and felt the pain disappear. I was about to stand up when I heard Zhao Ergou's sarcastic voice.
Zhao Ergou looked at He Yuyu and said:"Sister Yuyu, why don't you come to my house to stay in the future? He Yuzhu regards you as Qin Huairu, and all your ancestors will come out and scold you."
He Yuyu saw He Yuzhu being beaten so badly by Xu Damao. If she hadn't been a little girl, she would have rolled up her sleeves and gone to fight Xu Damao.
Suddenly hearing Zhao Ergou teasing a girl like this, He Yuyu turned to Zhao Ergou. Ergou spat on Ergou's face. Zhao Ergou didn't panic at all. He wiped a handful of spittle and smeared it on He Yuzhu's face.
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