Siheyuan: How many wives are reasonable to imitate the master?

In the evening, Zhao Ergou sat alone on the threshold eating cold steamed buns. He had no time to cook. Logically speaking, Xu Damao, who was showing the movie, should be back soon.

Of course, now Zhao Ergou no longer has a yin and yang face. He has not imitated Xu Damao, but still looks handsome in his own way.

If Zhao Ergou wants to seize Lou Xiao'e, he must keep Xu Damao. Otherwise, wait a moment and go find Lou Xiao'e by himself. If Xu Damao comes back, won't he be a gangster?

Soon, Zhao Ergou saw Xu Damao with a donkey face. Although this guy looked tall, he was very timid.

Xu Damao was still carrying a piece of cooked pork belly. When he passed in front of Zhao Ergou, Xu Damao stopped and said with an embarrassed look on his face.

"Ergouzi, I'm really sorry. The last time you asked me to introduce you to someone, I asked that woman. She was recently divorced due to domestic violence, and she had two children but she didn't like you either.

I said you have a courtyard house in our big city, and people said that men in the city are unreliable, and I hope you can find a man from the country."

Zhao Ergou laughed. This was obviously his predecessor. He was deceived by this shameless Xu Damao. It's all nonsense to introduce a partner for one dollar.

Even if it is an introduction, it is Xu Damao who was living happily outside. If you want a woman, you don’t want a woman like this.

Zhao Ergou thought to himself, Xu Damao cheated me out of a dollar. That’s a good relationship. Let your daughter-in-law Lou Xiao’e replace the blind date to comfort my wounded heart.

He said It's really a joke. Xu Damao introduced someone to Zhao Ergou. Not only did he not see the person he introduced, but he also said that the woman your sister had given birth to had been loved by many men. The reason why

Zhao Ergou didn't let Qin Huairu go. Little widow, that's because he knows the details of Qin Huairu. He has been a widow for several years and has always kept himself clean.

The most outrageous thing Qin Huairu has ever done is probably just for a few two votes and being pinched a few times by others, but he is still the same A good person to vent to.

After Xu Damao finished speaking, he wanted to leave for fear that Zhao Ergou would ask him for one yuan of introduction fee, but Zhao Ergou said nervously

"Don't worry, Brother Damao, I'm counting on you for my future happy marriage. I don't care if I have a child or a widow, as long as I'm a woman.

As a brother, I have good teeth and have never been taboo. I will give you two more dollars and you can give me a wife. You are also a man, you know."

After Zhao Ergou finished speaking, he deliberately pretended to have a very vulgar expression. Xu Damao was very good at it, and the smile he showed was much more vulgar than Zhao Ergou.

Because Xu Damao had a donkey face, plus he had a With a small beard, he looked like an enemy agent who had broken into the courtyard.

Even Zhao Ergou didn't know why Lou Xiao'e had such bad eyesight. How did Xu Damao get Lou Xiao'e into his hands in the first place?

According to the original work, the typical example of Xu Damao is In the Cao thief version, he not only had his ex-wife Lou Xiao'e, but also his later wife Qin Jingru, and even had an affair with Yu Haitang in the end.

However, Zhao Ergou has traveled through time and will never let such a tragedy happen. Women are meant to be loved. It's not for harm.

Xu Damao said with a big brother, I understand you expression:"You still have some food left at home, right? Then I, Xu Damao, will take care of this matter.

I, Xu Damao, have no other abilities, but I am surrounded by women, not to mention divorced widows. Even if you want to seduce a girl, it is not a problem. The main thing is that you must have this thing in your hands."

Xu Damao said, stretched out his fingers and rubbed each other several times. Zhao Ergou didn't dare to neglect, he cooperated and took out two dollars, and then said

"Brother Damao, if you have time, why not go to my house for a few drinks? There is a little ration left by my father under the table at my house.

When we brothers meet today, I will stop being pretentious. From now on, you will be my big brother. If anyone is looking for trouble with you, I, Zhao Ergou, will be the first to say no.

Xu Damao's eyes suddenly lit up and he said,"Really?" Ergouzi, you said this yourself. I did not threaten you. If He Yuzhu hits me again in the future, you must come out and help me."

When Zhao Ergou saw that Xu Damao had been fooled, he immediately patted his heart and promised:"Don't worry, Brother Damao, your business from now on is my business, don't talk about He Yuzhu.

Even if the uncle comes to trouble you and puts on small shoes for your Damao brother, you just have to watch how I, Zhao Ergou, do it to him."

Xu Damao smiled, immediately covered Zhao Ergou's mouth, made a Xu gesture, and then pointed at the wall, meaning to be careful that the wall has ears.

The two of them drank for half an hour, and in the end Xu Damao couldn't find Bei. He kept holding Zhao Ergou's arm and talking about his glorious deeds.

From showing movies in the countryside, to spying on widows taking a bath, to being chased by yellow dogs for ten miles, he also said how popular he was with women in the countryside.

He looked unconscious Xu Damao from the personnel department was still mumbling:"Moth, hurry up and lay your eggs. This is good for you and me. I really want a big fat boy.""