Siheyuan: How many wives are reasonable to imitate the master?

【Host, you imitated Qin Huairu and blinded He Yuzhu. The reward is fifteen yuan.】

【Host, you imitate Qin Huairu, lock He Yuzhu in a small dark room, and reward him with ten packets of toffee】

【Host, you imitated Qin Huairu and brought He Yuyu into disrepute. I will reward you with three boxes of biscuits.】

【Host, you imitate Qin Huairu, smash He Yuzhu’s crotch, and reward him with five pounds of pork]

Zhao Ergou couldn’t help laughing immediately, who else? While others are working hard to make money to support their families, Zhao Ergou only needs to imitate others to make a fortune.

Zhao Ergou just remembered to use a fire stick to beat He Yuzhu violently, and at the same time, he specifically hit He Yuzhu's Dantian several times. It was estimated that even if it was not broken, it would be inhumane.

When the time comes, when Zhao Ergou gets hold of Qin Huairu and specially engages in male-female relations in front of He Yuzhu's house, He Yuzhu will be driven to death.

Zhao Ergou didn't waste any time, he just grabbed He Yuzhu's hair and pulled him into the small dark room as if he was dragging a dog to death.

Zhao Ergou returned to the courtyard and was going to wash the clothes first and then make clothes. Zhao Ergou picked up the washbasin and as soon as he walked out, he saw his daughter-in-law Lou Xiao'e.

She was also washing clothes. Lou Xiao'e was really good-looking, with a clean face, a short hair that was even more attractive, and skin so white that it looked like you could pinch water out of it.

A blue and white dress spread all the way to Lou Xiao'e's smooth knees, and her two thighs looked straight and strong.

Seeing such a pair of legs, Zhao Ergou couldn't help but think of a very rogue saying on the earth, that is, I can play with these legs for a lifetime.

Zhao Ergou came to Lou Xiao'e and was about to wash clothes when he smelled the smell of soap. It was obvious that Lou Xiao'e had just finished taking a bath and did not have long time.

"Sister-in-law, if you wash clothes alone, why do you need to occupy two pools? If it is convenient for you, move one to me."

Zhao Ergou was very polite to speak, but Lou Xiaoe's daughter-in-law seemed to be deaf. She still twisted her waist to wash clothes and ignored Zhao Ergou.

Zhao Ergou couldn't bear it. Don't say that Lou Xiaoe is a Even if Xu Damao comes back from the movie, he dare not move out a pool to wash clothes for Zhao Ergou.

Zhao Ergou will still ask Xu Damao to kneel down and shout"Daddy". Damao knows that he is wrong, and when he sees Lou Xiao'e He really regarded himself as air, so Zhao Ergou was about to take action himself.

Who knows, Lou Xiao'e stretched out her white and tender hands, holding a very wet wooden stick for beating clothes, and slapped the back of Zhao Ergou's hand in disgust.

You know , because this wooden stick was very wet, it was like a steel bar when hitting people. Zhao Ergou screamed in pain and let go of the clothes in his hands.

"How come you, a half-grown young man, don’t understand any rules? You dare to grab my little wife’s underwear, who do you want to molest?"

Only then did Zhao Ergou realize that he had caught Lou Xiaoe's underwear in the washbasin. To be more precise, he didn't catch it, but accidentally touched it.

Lou Xiaoe saw that Zhao Ergou didn't speak, as if he had just caught it. She was getting excited, and it seemed that she had determined that what Zhao Ergou had just done was to act like a hooligan.

Lou Xiao'e glanced at Zhao Ergou's underwear in the basin and said:"You, an old man, are washing your underwear in front of my little wife." , are you ashamed? Are you blushing? Do you want to be embarrassed?"

Zhao Ergou was completely furious. Even if he had accidentally touched Lou Xiao'e's underwear just now, Zhao Ergou would have just apologized and it would be over. Lou Xiao'e was talking about washing her underwear. Does this mean that Zhao Ergou is easy to bully?

"Hey, I said you, a little bitch, said something so unpleasant, are you like this because you are a little daughter-in-law? Don't you have sex with Xu Damao?

If you have the ability, you don't want a man. He's on top of you. If you sneeze in front of me, I'm going to wash my underwear. What's wrong? Not only did I touch your underwear, I also humiliated your underwear."

After Zhao Ergou finished speaking, he grabbed Lou Xiao'e's underwear as if to vent his anger and smelled it vigorously. Although it smelled very good, very elegant, and very feminine.

However, in order to retaliate against Lou Xiao'e, Zhao Ergou still said without conscience:"Your underwear isn't that good either. It looks slutty. I don't know, it was worn by a vixen. It's really disgusting."

Lou Xiaoe has never seen such a shameless man as Zhao Ergou. He said such shameful words. Lou Xiaoe roared and stretched out her white and tender paws to scratch Zhao Ergou's cheek.

Zhao Ergou immediately cursed"bad luck" , and then ran away. When Lou Xiao'e saw that she had not caught Zhao Ergou, she didn't know whether she was angry or feeling aggrieved.

Since she was lying on the washing place, lowering her little head and secretly touching her tears, Zhao Ergou smiled. When he saw that there was no one around, he immediately imitated Yi Zhonghai and spoke.

Zhao Ergou coughed dryly and didn't speak yet. Lou Xiao'e was a smart person. She knew that she was in the wrong, and she didn't dare to look up. Yi Zhonghai.