"I don't even look at the price when I order food!, do you dare to think about it?!".
"Xiangling, who was standing in front of the counter, had a complicated expression, and I could tell at a glance that she was Qiu Fu after knowing people for many years!".
"I didn't care at all, I just found a place to sit down!".
Zhongli in the video kept gesturing his hands in the air, his face was full of disdain, as if he was really a little Mora in his pocket.
[Xiangling: Ahhh!!h
[Pot: rua, rua!].
[Xiangling: But, I don't have any impression at all?].
[Su You: Warm reminder, the video played in this chat group is not entirely true, everyone watches it rationally, funny (expression)].
[Zhongli: ......].
[Liuyun borrowing the wind Zhenjun: This video is simply rebellious! How can it be ——].
[Tartaglia: Liyue's immortals are all in the group?]
[Madam: Oh, it's just a video, how can it affect the emotions of the immortals? It's a big rebellion? Mr. Zhongli is a mortal ......
].[Ganyu: True Monarch ......].
[Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun: Ahem, I mean this video, fueled ...... The culture of unhealthy view of money...... Yes, that's ......].
[Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun: By the way, Ganyu is also here, why don't I tell you about the interesting things she had when she was a child, and it is better than Yan...... Mr. Zhongli's video should be fun. 】
[Keqing: Oh, I want to hear it!].
[Xiangling: I want to hear it!].
[Traveler: I want to hear it!].
Paimon: I want to hear it!].
【......】
[Shenhe: ...... (diving)].
[Ganyu: Ahhh
......
In the group, Liuyun borrowed Feng Zhenjun to successfully change the topic under the pretense of her apprentice Ganyu, after all, she didn't dare to really expose Zhongli's identity.
Soon, under Su You's reminder, everyone continued to watch Erchuang Zhongli's monologue show!
"I just sat down!" when I heard someone behind me say to Xiangling. "
"Get me a copy of the same one like him!plus a bottle of Mondstadt beer!".
Zhongli raised his hands and continued to complain angrily, "I look back! The man's half-crying expression is obviously mocking me!".
Then, Zhongli learned the man's movements and recalled in a high tone. "When he was done, he still looked at me with contempt! I wanted to smash him with the heavens!"
He felt that he had ordered a bowl of green vegetable and tofu soup just like him! He even dared to order another bottle of imported beer? As the emperor of the rock king, he instantly broke his defense! He couldn't resist the comparison in his heart at all.
"Do you think I'm going to sit still?!, I don't!".
"Later, I said loudly in the firmest tone!"
"Boss, bring me another bowl of green vegetable and tofu soup !! add an egg !!
."Then, after Zhongli wrote down the bill in the Afterlife Hall, he quickly slipped away from ......
[Funina: Hahaha! Kill me! This Liyue man named Zhongli is a natural funman!].
[Funina: @香菱, did you really have straight eyes at that time? Zhongli cooked a table of food and two large bowls of green vegetable and tofu soup by himself!].
【Xiangling:...... This one...... I can't do it!].
[Xiangling: I'm still wondering if I should go to Mondstadt to get some imported beer
[Tartaglia: Zhongli...... It's really the same as always...... Northland Bank's bill ......].
[Hu Tao: @钟离!!! caught you red-handed, and you sent the bill to the !! of the Afterlife].
[Zhongli: This ...... In terms of general reason, I would indeed put the bill on the Northland Bank and the Hall of the Dead, after all, as a consumer, it is impossible to really ...... Prostitution, right?].
[Yanfei: It's Mr. Zhongli!].
[Arataki Itto: It's worthy of Mr. Zhongli!].
[Xin Yan: It deserves to be Mr. Zhongli!].
[Yoimiya: It's Mr. Zhongli!].
[Traveler!worthy of Mr. Zhongli!].
[Paimon: It's Mr. Zhongli!].
【......】
At this moment, it has been played to the position of Zhongli describing his life experience.
Zhongli is like a life coach, full of confidence and serious explanation.
"This skips a breakfast, even saves lunch, do you dare to think?!".
"So, young people, it's good to have more friends! You can also have more choices when keeping accounts! You should make more reliable friends like me while you're young!".
"Less comparison!".
"Don't say anything, I'm going to eat the next one, come on!".
As soon as the video fell, the group was silent, as if they were all diving, and there was no movement.
Zhongli, who was thinking of watching the video and drinking tea, betrayed him by glancing at the afterglow of the light curtain in front of him, although he didn't care about it on his face.
Good guy! How many years have I lived, I never thought I would say such a thing!
Finally, he couldn't bear it, Zhongli still decided to send a message in the group, and the evaluation said.
[Zhongli: Hmm...... The video is good, humorous and witty, but it is very suitable for relaxing entertainment in leisure time, is it just convenient to ask who the creator of this video is?].
[Su You: Daba!].
[Zhongli: Expression (Drinking Tea)].
[Funina: Poof!hahaha!I'm sick of stomachache, hahaha!].
At this moment, in the Momang Palace, Funinga covered her lower abdomen, rolled and laughed on the bed.
The person who said that the white prostitute was so upright and righteous and awe-inspiring was really a talent!
[Tartaglia: Okay! Make some friends as reliable as Mr. Zhongli.] 】
[Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun: Ahem, if you don't talk about the actors, this is really ...... Very happy ......].
[Wendy: The exotic story is really interesting, but I'm curious about who the person who ordered the Mondstadt beer is, and I have to say, it's really discerning!]
[Hu Tao: Is this the embarrassment of seeing an acquaintance perform?
[Jean: Oh, Mr. Zhongli likes to drink Mondstadt's wine? We might as well give you a few bottles for you to try.] 】
[Klee: Mr. Zhongli, do you like to eat grilled fish? we can go fry fish together!, and then make grilled fish to eat!].
[Jean: Klee?].
[Xiangling: @钟离, Master Mao said, thank you for promoting Wanmintang, and let you prostitute for nothing next time!].
[Hu Tao: Xiangling! wouldn't it?].
[Su You: By the way, doesn't this directly admit that Zhongli is such a person?].
[Traveler: That's so good!@群主苏游! Is there a video of me? I want to prostitute myself too!].
Paimon: Traveler's !!
[Nahida: Mm-hmm, the video is so interesting! It's just too few, is there anything else?].
[Yae Miko: Can I take time out to read novels to watch videos, hehe~ more videos!].
[Kamisato Ayaka: Aside from anything else, it's really good to talk about humor alone, and it also gave me a taste of exotic customs. 】
[Kamisato Lingren: Well, I want to meet Mr. Zhongli.] 】
[Yoimiya: Hahaha, it's fun!
[Zhongli: Ahem......
[Zhongli: @香菱, seriously?].
[Everyone: ......].
ps: Ask for flowers, ask for evaluation votes!
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