Dagu used old tricks again
"Okay, then after reading this, I’ll wait for your explanation!"
Lina snorted coldly, and then went to get the hot water!
……
On the screen, Lina asked Dagu with some sourness.
"Whose concert did you go to? Hearing this, Da
Gu said with some uncertainty:
"Uh... Chris Maya!"
"You haven't heard of it, hahaha……"
In the screen, Horii appeared.
He immediately became angry!
"What did you say?"
Then, he turned over his folder, and behind it was a photo of Chris Maya.
He walked quickly to Dagu and asked:
"Why don't you come with me!"
……
"that is!"
"Dagu, why don't you go with me!"
In the Tiga World, in the victory team's command room, Horii said loudly to Dagu!
"Forehead……"
"Chris Maya?"
"who is it?"
Dagu is not star-chasing at all, and has no idea who Krismaya is?
"Maya, you don’t even know?"
"She is one of the most popular stars in her childhood right now!"
"Oh my God!"
"Dagu, you don’t even know Maya, you are so out of date!"
Lina stood in front of the water dispenser, shaking her head while receiving water.
"No matter how popular he is, can he still be more popular than me, Ultraman Tiga?"
"Laughing to death!"
Dagu said disdainfully
"This is true!"
"Dagu, you are a small day, no, it is the earth, no, no, no, you are the entire universe, that’s not right……"
"In the entire tokusatsu world, you are extremely popular!"
Xincheng wanted to lick Dagu's ass at this time, and directly blew Dagu into the world of special photography.
As everyone knows, at this time, Dagu was already rumored to be the originator of scumbags.
……
On the other side, Maya’s agency
"Unexpectedly, even Ultraman Tiga would come to watch Maya's concert, and the victory team members are even Maya's loyal fans!"
"This is awesome!"
A group of old men gathered together and chirped.
"We have to find a way to maximize Maya's value!"
"In this way, everyone can make a lot of money!"
"Hahaha……"
The agents smiled and said
"Why don't we let Maya and Ultraman Tiga fire CP?"
Someone said this
"That makes sense!"
…… in the universe.
Natan star
"It turns out that the fish that slipped through the net is actually on this planet called Earth!"
"It seems that it is time to bring justice to our Tan star people!"
The Natan alien muttered, and then drove the spaceship and flew towards the earth.
Maya's brother naturally noticed this and also flew towards the earth.
……
Here, after Horii complained, the bond between Dagu and Horii appeared on the screen again.
Originally this was a friendly comradeship between the two.
However, coupled with the weird music, and the deliberately slow editing, there is also the classic Horii being secretly kissed by Jiang Qi Qianhe, and then watching Jiang Qi Qianhe leave, Dagu stepped forward to take a picture of him , a scene where Horii is a bit shy.
It directly filled up the rotten air
……
"OK OK!"
"It’s cut like this again, right?"
"People in the high-dimensional world don't develop technology or weapons all day long, but only think about how to play with this technology, right?"
"Just wait, when I invent the space shuttle, I will have to rip off your heads one by one!"
Horii vomited directly.
Good guy, after the friendship between Jagula and Hongkai, his friendship with Dagu has also deteriorated.
"Lina, you have to believe me!"
"Dagu and I are innocent!"
Horii looked at Lina who looked at him and Dagu teasingly, and hurriedly explained
"I didn’t say anything, why are you nervous?"
Lina rolled her eyes.
Nine out of ten girls are rotten, and one is particularly rotten.
Obviously, Lina is this kind of person.
However, he also believes in Dagu.
After all, Dagu would rather go on a date with Mayumi. You don’t call people who come to Horii, right?
……
This video is a joy that belongs exclusively to the Tiga world. People in other worlds are destined to not be able to eat too much.
However, at least it was a good thing, allowing Maya and his brother to reunite earlier.
It can be regarded as a complete meritorious deed.
Of course, the news that Dagu is a scumbag has also spread throughout the tokusatsu world.
……
Late at night in Lancheng, the fireworks finally stopped.
Yunyang glanced at the snow that was gradually stopping outside the window, put down his phone, got up and went to the toilet.
"Damn, I’m hungry, let’s go out and have a barbecue! Yunyang thought like this, got dressed, went downstairs and drove straight to the night market.
Although it was snowing heavily, the night market was still as bustling as ever.
Yunyang walked through the night market and ate so comfortably.
And the people in the entire tokusatsu world , almost fell asleep while waiting.
It was really uncomfortable for them not to see the video.
Finally, after an hour, the video started again.
The first thing that caught the eye was a girl in a black long skirt and black stilettos. The combination looks so exciting that you want to rush into it.
……
"Yeah!"
"This is it!"
"Have more of this!"
"What’s the point of tokusatsu video!"
"This one still looks comfortable!"
In the world of Skyfire Legend, the two brothers M15 and M16 huddled together, looking at the picture in front of them, and they were extremely satisfied.
……
In the Taiga world, Kudo Hiroyuki and Sotani Yu who were on duty looked at each other, and they both saw in each other's eyes that only men understand the meaning.
Although there are two beautiful women hanging around them all day long.
But both of them were wearing uniforms, and it was rare for them to wear regular clothes.
Not to mention this kind of long skirt and high heels, it just looks great on both of them.
"A few more, a few more!"
……
And Yunyang's side also lived up to expectations.
A certain voice in the night understands men very well.
Shuangyashan Liu Tianxian Lin Xi, with his innate flesh-shredded holy body, can directly deceive Ultraman's human body's transformation device.
As soon as the meat strands passed by, the next one was a meowing white strands. Good guy, the special photos protagonists were dumbfounded.
Even Da Gu looked at all this in stunned silence.
"Don't look, Dagu, you are not allowed to look!"
"If you want to see it, I’ll wear it for you to see after it’s over. It’s me. I promise, I’m prettier than her!"
Lina covered Dagu's eyes and said loudly
"Um? ? ? ?"
The old perverts of the Victory Team suddenly became interested.
"It doesn’t matter to you, just watch whatever you like!"
"I only show it to Da Gu!"
Lina said with a pout.
"cut!"
……
But Yunyang still did not disappoint the tokusatsu protagonists.
The Gold Medal Sales 2.0 Electric Mouse is on the scene. If it floats wildly on the barrage, hit it.
And the next Xiao Xie is a little funny, another Bai Sijia jailer.
(LSPs, the IDs of these beauties are all real. Go search and see for yourself. However, I believe you must have more collections than me, right?)
……
Finally, after watching several more videos of roast chicken, I finally got to the point.
Moreover, this time it’s still the king!
【Taking stock of the jaw-dropping words about tigers and wolves in Ultraman]
A line of eye-catching titles instantly brought people who were immersed in the roast chicken into the topic.
The villains, humans, humans, and villains in the Ultraman world prick up their ears, cheer up, and prepare to eat themselves or others.
The other protagonists, villains, passers-by, and extras in the tokusatsu world also pricked up their ears, cheered up, and were ready to take advantage of the Ultramans.
Although worlds like Super Sentai, or Skyfire Legend, or Fire Boy King, Armored Boy, Titan Sentai, Golden Armor, etc. feel a little unhappy without their own plots.
But that doesn't mean they don't like eating Ultraman's melons
……
"Words of tiger and wolf?"
"This word sounds a bit confusing!"
"Could it be that Ultramans also want to drive?"
As we all know, the idiom"Tiger and Wolf" is generally used between men and women, and it is also a scene of driving.
It is the kind that may be blocked if written in a subtle way, and will definitely be blocked if written in a clear way.
And Ao As a tokusatsu touman, does Teman have to learn to drive? (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
……
"Gee, are you really looking forward to it?"
The armored warriors watched the show one after another.
Although they often eat General Duanmu's melons, General Duanmu at least represents their armored warriors and the country of China. It's not like Ultraman, who was in his childhood.
Therefore, this video can It would be so... interesting to eat Ultraman's melon, and also speak of tiger and wolf!
……
In the expectation of everyone.
The screen flashed, and the familiar blogger, M87 Zhang Wei, started his own explanation.
"As we all know, Ultraman's human body is……"
"Amiable, gentle personality, extremely high quality……"
"Of?"
According to the picture, [Manaka Kengo" appeared on the screen respectively],[See you tomorrow] These two smiling Ultraman human beings.
And Dekai, who has never appeared in the video, also instantly exposed his identity in front of his teammates.
"Play big!"
"You...are exposed!"
At this time, Ha Nai 2, who didn't need to sleep, looked at the picture in front of him, shook his head helplessly and said.
And who also didn't sleep, Kirino Yui Chinatsu and Misaki Gowa, who were on duty, looked at each other and both looked at each other. There was extreme shock in each other's eyes
"It turns out that Zuoda is Ultraman Dekai?"
There is no way, there is only Ultraman Dekai on their earth, and although Teliga has also appeared, Teliga's human body is already obvious, so the only one who can do it is Dekai! [
] On Mars, Zuoda's relatives, whose time flow is different from that on Earth, were also excited.
Their son is Ultraman, which is so, so exciting!
……
On the screen, as the picture of Souda flashed by, the picture of Dahewang knocking on Zero's glasses appeared again.
"NONONO!"
"In fact, many human beings are not only bad-tempered!"
"Moody!"
"Sometimes he even comes up with a few quintessences of Chinese culture!"
"Of course, none of the other characters in Ultraman are vegetarians!"
"Some people speak like tigers and wolves when they speak, and scold the human body to the point of being stunned!"
"So, everyone is invited to follow Zhang Wei and read the words about tigers and wolves in Ultraman!"
……
"It turns out to be the word tiger and wolf!"
"Not interesting!"
"I thought I was driving!"
"cut!"
Viewers of the video who felt like they were being tricked immediately wanted to leave.
But there was no way, the video was hanging directly in front of their eyes. Even if they wanted to leave, they couldn't.
Unless they slept!
However, some people wanted to leave because of jet lag. Now that they have just woken up, and with so many roast chicken videos, they have been watching hard, and now is the most energetic time.
Therefore, they can only continue to watch out of boredom.
……
"The words of tiger and wolf!"
"If you say it's a curse!"
"That should be called Ultra's swear words, right?"
"By the way, which Ultraman likes swearing the most?"
In the Kingdom of Light, a group of young Ultraman gathered around and talked about it.
"Not sure!"
"Anyway, I know that Esnisan has always been able to do things but not talk!"
"Therefore, it can’t be Esnisan!"
At this time, Zeta, who had just joined the Kingdom of Light, said
"Too!"
Everyone nodded.
……
Then, two lines of large characters appeared on the screen
【Nabowang!】
【Bastard Ace!】
……
"???"
As soon as these words came out!
Everyone was excited instantly!
……
"no!"
"Why did Ace become a bastard?"
"Isn't he a pure Ultraman?"
Kaisan, Nava World.
At this time, General Duanmu, who had woken up, suddenly became confused when he saw that Ultraman Ace, whom he had taken as his confidant, had become a bastard.
"Maybe he was scolded?"
"After all, this video is all about swearing! Ma
Lingling on the side said
"Ha!"
……
"Mountain team members!"
"Tell me, have you ever scolded me secretly?"
Ace TV, Ace is about to leave the earth.
So, he looked at the mountain team members in front of him and asked directly
"Beidou!"
"I usually have some opinions against you, but I'm not that impolite, right?"
Yamaka said
"Beidou, think about it again, has anyone ever scolded you like this?"
Captain Long on the side looked at Beidou and asked
"You said that……"
"It seems there really is!"
Beidou suddenly remembered his previous experience!
……
On the screen, the blogger began to tell Ace’s experience
"As we all know, Ultraman Ace is also known as The Adventures of Grumpy Hokuto!"
"Because Beidou in the TV series not only dismembers various super beasts in various ways!"
"Moreover, it is common for women and children to eat big dicks, and it even scares children to tears!"
Then, there was a scene on the screen where a kid in Ace slapped his dick repeatedly and called him a bastard.
Then, another kid was scared to death.
Ace got out of the car and grabbed a kid. The little kid's fate's neck, and then said:"Okay, come with me, I will have an in-depth discussion with your mother!"
……
"Mist grass!"
"I originally thought that Beidou had been cruel enough to the super beasts since Nan Xizi left!"
"Unexpectedly, he treats humans even more cruelly!"
"May I ask, how did he do it and be so cruel to a child?"
In front of the screen, Musashi, who has always been kind, looked at the picture in front of him and was stunned.
Because he has an independent world view, Musashi didn't know the legend of Ace before this.
However, an Ultraman human body cannot treat children in any way. Are you going to take action?
Not to mention scaring the kid to the point of peeing.
……
"Damn it!"
"Shocked me for ten thousand years!"
"Ultraman Ace actually scared the kid to the point of peeing. This is so cruel!"
"All I can say is, awesome!"
"So awesome!"
The Dark Universe, even the people of the Dark Universe who do many evil things, also know not to bully children.
Otherwise, they may be attacked by some mysterious power.
But good guy, Ace just did this and slapped the kid in the pocket. , it scared the children to the point of peeing.
How could a normal person do such a thing!
……
However, everyone's amazement has just begun!
"However, who would have thought that even such a violent Ace would one day be criticized by others, and the person who criticized him was still his dearest brother!"
"In the 20th episode of Ace TV, Beidou saw a ship while flying a plane on patrol in the air."
"So, Beidou quickly reported to the base!"
On the screen, Beidou pinched his face while reporting to the headquarters.
However, the Yamanaka team member came up with a classic line:
"Beidou, are you awake?"
"Are you awake?"
"wide awake?"
"wide awake?"
……
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