Siheyuan: I am a fool, and I show off to the audience

"Master, Master!".

In the canteen of the rolling mill, Ma Hua gently patted He Yuzhu, who was sitting on a recliner with his eyes closed.

He Yuzhu opened his eyes and looked at the scene in front of him, he was completely confused, where is this place?

He clearly remembered that a moment ago, he was sitting on the sofa at home watching the TV series "Poultry Full Courtyard"!

Why did you come here in the blink of an eye?

Looking around, He Yuzhu found that the place in this place looked like a big canteen in the fifties and sixties in the TV series!

The person in front of him is also a little familiar? like in the TV series "Birds in the Courtyard", the protagonist Silly Zhu's apprentice Ma Hua!

Good guy, shouldn't I have traveled into the TV series "Birds in the Courtyard", right?

"MCA?".

He Yuzhu screamed tentatively.

"Huh!".

After getting a positive reply, He Yuzhu knew that he had really crossed over.

If you want to say that this He Yuzhu, his favorite TV series to watch is this "Poultry Full Courtyard", and he has watched the whole drama several times.

He was most indignant about what happened to the stupid pillar in the TV series.

In the original TV series, the protagonist Silly Zhu was calculated by a group of people in the courtyard and didn't get anything, and finally had to provide for a group of old birds and beasts.

In the end, when you get old, you can't die well.

But now, everything has changed, and he, He Yuzhu, has come and taken over the body of the former stupid pillar.

He will never let anything happen again.

Those white-eyed wolves in the previous TV series, he He Yuzhu will definitely make them pay.

As for those marriages that were destroyed before.

He Yuzhu must also replace the previous stupid pillar and give him a pocket.

Speaking of women, He Yuzhu's heart instantly began to become hot.

There are really a lot of beauties in "The Courtyard of Birds", and the first one is the pretty widow Qin Huairu.

Qin Huairu is a little bit of a, but her appearance is definitely not bad.

That figure is even hotter and plump, I don't know how many contemporary Cao thieves' dream lovers.

For this alone, He Yuzhu is very envious of the stupid pillar in the TV series.

Now that I've crossed over, I finally have a chance to kiss Fangze!

He Yuzhu was still immersed in fantasy, but at this time.

The voice of his apprentice Ma Hua forcibly interrupted his train of thought.

"Master, it's almost time to eat, the dishes are ready, it's time for you to play!"

Hearing Ma Hua's words, He Yuzhu reacted.

It's right to order food, but I was a dead house in my last life, and I can't cook at all!

What can I do!

At this moment, an electronic sound sounded in He Yuzhu's head.

[Ding, the traverser's exclusive system has been successfully matched!].

[Ding, congratulations on getting a newbie gift pack, do you want to use it?].

Good guys, the exclusive system for the traverser is here, and I gave myself a gift package?

When is it?,I have to use it!

[Ding, congratulations on obtaining the passive skill "Master Chef Mastery", your cooking skills have reached the level of a Grand Chef!].

The next moment, He Yuzhu only felt that his brain was black, and a huge flow of information was transmitted.

When I opened my eyes again, the pots and pans in front of me were so familiar and kind.

Isn't it just a stir-fry, what's it!

"Let's go, go to the stove!".

After He Yuzhu finished speaking, he ran to the stove, which was an output.

In less than half an hour, a big pot dish full of color and flavor was ready.

After tossing for more than half an hour, He Yuzhu was also a little tired.

He turned around, and was just about to sit down to rest, when he saw a sneaky head sticking out of the back door of the cafeteria.

This is a Jia terrier!

Jia Terrier is Qin Huairu's eldest son, and everyone usually calls him a stick terrier.

What is he doing in the cafeteria?

Judging from the node of the crossing, this kid should have stolen Xu Damao's chicken and roasted it.

If you come to the cafeteria, you're here to steal soy sauce!

I'm not the original stupid pillar, I want to take advantage, but I don't have a door!

He Yuzhu was just about to make a move, but at this moment, the electronic sound in his head sounded again.

[Ding, system task triggered!].

[The bear child Jia Terrier lacks discipline and doesn't know right from wrong, please ask the host to give him an impressive lesson!].

[After completing the mission, the system will give out a random reward!].

The mission is coming!

This is a godsend!

Hearing the mechanical sound in his head, He Yuzhu instantly came to his senses.

This kid is really not a good thing, he has been stealing chickens and dogs since he was a child, and he is also a thief who harms the stupid pillar.

Now that I have the opportunity, I have to teach this guy a good lesson.

But how can you give him a lesson that will impress him?

He Yuzhu thought for a while, and suddenly, a clever plan popped out of his mind.

Since this kid is here to steal soy sauce, it is better to start with soy sauce.

So he took out two crotons from the cafeteria, mashed them and put them in a bottle of soy sauce that was opened at the back.

Let your kid steal soy sauce, I can't kill you!

After adding ingredients to the soy sauce, He Yuzhu pretended to work.

Sure enough, within two minutes, Jia Terrier came in through the back door.

He succeeded in stealing some of the drugged soy sauce and walked away.

Looking at the departing figure of this kid, He Yuzhu's face showed a knowing smile.

He seems to have seen that after the stick terrier ate soy sauce, he squatted in the toilet and couldn't stand up.

However, this alone is not 100% insured.

If you spill the soy sauce halfway through, or don't eat it yourself, won't your efforts be in vain?

No, this has to be double-insured.

He Yuzhu remembered that what the stick terrier stole was Xu Damao's chicken.

And Xu Damao should pass by the cafeteria soon.

As soon as he thought of this, He Yuzhu instantly had an idea.

"MCA!".

He Yuzhu beckoned, summoned Ma Hua, who was packing his things, and then secretly whispered in his ear.

"I'll give you a task, there's such a thing, you can secretly spread it in the cafeteria, but there is one thing, don't let others know that it came out of my mouth!".

"Well, Master, you explain!"

MCA can be said to be loyal to He Yuzhu.