The stall aunt had just finished weighing the fruits for people. When she saw a man in uniform and a mask carrying two bags of fruit running toward her, she was frightened and prepared to run away with the cart.
Yan Feiyun quickened his pace and rushed to the stall aunt, blocking the way. He was panting and sweating profusely.
"Leader, I have sick old people above me and children in school below me, but they are all counting on me. Please be noble and let me go!"
The aunt had a grimace on her face and was about to cry.
"Um? This is treating me like a city manager, and my security uniform doesn’t even look like it!"
Yan Feiyun was confused by the stall aunt, and he was muttering in his heart.
"How do you sell your apples? Yan Feiyun had an idea and asked pretending to be casual.
"ah? 9 yuan, all sold for 9 yuan, red Fuji, what, what's the matter?"
The stall aunt glanced at the apple in Yan Feiyun's hand and could tell at a glance that it was a high-end red Fuji, but she didn't understand what it meant.
"My two bags of apples, which weigh almost 20 kilograms, are also red Fuji. They were given by relatives at home. I can’t finish them all by myself. Can I exchange them with you for 30 yuan to buy a pack of cigarettes?"
Yan Feiyun pretended to be calm and said seriously.
"What? 30 yuan? Can! sure!"
The stall aunt didn't know what to do, but her intuition told her to pay as soon as possible. She quickly took out 30 yuan from her bag and handed it to Yan Feiyun.
Yan Feiyun put the two large bags of fruit on the stall aunt's tricycle. Go up, take the money, and turn around to leave.
The aunt running the stall was stunned for a while, then suddenly woke up, got on a tricycle and fled.
Yan Feiyun walked straight into an Internet cafe on the street, and the network administrator at the door was playing computer games.
"10 yuan per hour, ID card."The network administrator said without raising his head.
"30 yuan, 5 minutes, no ID card, is that okay? Yan Feiyun threw the 30 yuan he had just"earned" on the network administrator's desk.
The network administrator finally raised his eyes and glanced at the"security guard" wearing a mask in front of him."
"Unit No. 4 on the left hand side."The network administrator said calmly after accepting the money.
Yan Feiyun came to machine 4, logged in to his Taobao account, and was able to log in.
"Damn it, you can still log in?"This account is the one he used when he was studying in college in Long State before establishing Xia State. He hasn't logged in for a long time. He didn't expect that he can still use it now.
Yan Feiyun was overjoyed and couldn't help shouting, and the people around him looked at him in surprise. , but soon they each entered their own"game world".
He couldn't wait to check the account balance, and there was 2,308 yuan left.
"so little? well!"He began to regret that he had spent carelessly when he was in college, resulting in no money for the most difficult days in his life.
He quickly searched on Taobao: customization of high-simulation human skin masks.
A 3D high-simulation human skin mask with excellent reviews attracted people's attention. caught his eye, the price is 2108 yuan, which is a bit expensive, but if you just need it, is there any choice?
Yan Feiyun is confused about where to write the delivery address?
Write to the memorial cemetery? Will the courier deliver it?
But this thing should be sent elsewhere. For example, if a canteen collects goods on behalf of you, wouldn't it attract attention and cause more trouble?
With a sudden thought, I wrote"in memory of my relatives in the cemetery".
Sure enough, the customer service immediately asked:"Dear, the address is wrong, please modify it immediately and fill in the correct address."
"That's the address."Yan Feiyun replied
"Dear, we cannot deliver to this address. Please fill in other addresses and phone numbers."
"No other address, no phone number, I work there."
Yan Feiyun was reminded by customer service that it would be troublesome not to have a phone number.
"Dear, don't be joking. The courier guy doesn't dare to go there for fear of delivering his life to the King of Hell! Besides, you don’t have a phone number yet!"
"The courier fee is 200 yuan. If it can’t be delivered, I’ll find another place."
"Deal done, I’ll find you a courier guy who’s not afraid of death, haha."
After Yan Feiyun paid the bill, the 5 minutes were almost up, he logged out of Taobao account, stood up and left.
"The boss welcomes you to visit us next time!"
The network administrator at the door raised his head, looked at the"security guard" wearing a mask with a smile and said.
These days, 30 yuan can buy"respect" from others. How do you spend it?
When I returned to the cemetery, I discovered edible fruits. Yesterday, I had almost collected all the steamed buns and steamed buns, and eating them was a problem. I had been working hard for two days, and the sun was shining brightly at noon on the third day. I was looking forward to the stars and the moon, and finally I was looking forward to the arrival of a courier boy.
The courier boy was ten kilometers away from the cemetery. Just a few meters away, he started to look around and cower.
"Mud Mom, for the 50 yuan express fee, labor and management are gambling their lives to the king of hell."
"What the hell kind of lunatic asked the courier to be delivered here? There is no phone number. Could it be the"painted skin" of ghost online shopping?"
The courier boy was chirping all the way and carefully arrived at the security room of Nianqin Cemetery.
"Leave your things at the door. Go back. I won't accept you today!"
Yan Feiyun hid in the security room and pretended to have a weird accent.
"I'm on top, I'm on top!"
The courier boy was so frightened that he bowed repeatedly, put down the courier bag, turned around and ran away.
Yan Feiyun saw this and couldn't help laughing when he saw the courier boy running away.
Putting on the 3D simulated human skin mask, Yan Feiyun Feiyun couldn't even recognize himself: he had a simple and honest face, and he was in his 30s. As long as you didn't look close to your face, you really couldn't tell it was a human skin mask. I really admire the current online shopping.
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