"Let me go! Let me do artificial respiration for the director!"
A whiny man's voice came.
A thin, tall man like a telegraph pole with a thick layer of white powder on his face came over twisting and turning. He immediately lay on the director's body.
A pair of slender hands touched the director's face.
Getting closer and closer.
There was a hint of long-awaited joy in the voice.
"Director, I’m here~~Muah~~"
The director jerked the carp hard.
He wanted to sit up but he used too much force and was directly pushed out by the other party.
"Oops——!!"
"roll roll roll!"
The director rolled up and stood up, patting his butt.
"I am very good! Immediately reply to Shanghai Conservatory of Music and accept their invitation"
"Director - Don't you need to ask Su Bai for his opinion?"
"No question, it’s written in the contract. During the competition, we will fully cooperate with all the activities of the program team. Go! This is a great thing for the show!"
"Okay director, is our show going to be a hit?"
"Damn it, I want to give Su Bai a blow!".
Fire! Finally popular!
The song"The Grave of Infatuation" went directly to the hot search!
It also attracted a lot of traffic to Su Bai's live broadcast room.
Now Su Bai's fans have soared to 200,000!
When Su Bai looked at the data panel, he was so happy!
I never expected that I, Su Bai, would finally become popular!
Looking at the live broadcast room, there were all kind words, and he was praised to the sky.
If Sister Mi sees this heat, then Kaka will give me a meal to serve me, Jiba Emperor, tonight?
Let her know that I, Su Bai, am not only good-looking and talented, but also a combination of appearance and talent!
It’s time for this family’s status to change! but!
If your video really becomes a hot search.
Doesn’t Sister Mi know about the 10 million bonus for participating in the show?
Su Bai put down his erhu and coughed twice.
Say to Qin Xiaoyu and Li Xiang
"Well, let’s just show it here for now. I’m tired too."
"Li Xiang, please put this erhu in your room. If Sister Mi asks, tell her that you bought it and played it yourself.
Li Xiang had a question mark on his face:"Huh?" ? ?
He looked confused:"Why?" Sister Mi, don’t you know you have such a talent?"
Su Bai waved his hands disdainfully.
"As a woman, I can’t let her know me too well and lose my sense of mystery. Qin Xiaoyu:"
How could it be?" If I knew my husband had such a talent, I wouldn't be able to pounce on him——"
Su Bai looked serious:"What do I rely on to chase my wife? It's sincerity! It's not about talent. If I rely on talent, what's the difference between me and those little fresh meat chasing after my wife's ass?"
Li Xiang Nodding, indeed, what Su Bai said made sense.
He was about to put away the erhu.
Something suddenly sounded
"Oh, by the way, Xiaobai, didn’t you say you would reimburse me for the night?"
Su Bai:"? ? Do you have this erhu now?"
"yes"
"Does that belong to you?"
"yes.. But"
"So, if you buy an erhu for yourself, why do you ask me for reimbursement?"
Li Xiang looked confused.
"ah? ? ? You—Xiaobai, can’t you do this?"
Su Bai spread his hands
"To be honest, Brother Xiang, you have been deceived. This is Erhu, 1999. Only those with a brain can buy it!"
"This erhu is the best, one hundred and twenty-eight, and the remaining one thousand and seventy-seven are all IQ taxes!"
Li Xiang was stunned when he heard this.
He lowered his head and played the erhu silently.
"No, the shop owner said, this is their best erhu, and you played it so beautifully just now."
"It sounds good because of my high skills, not because the erhu is good. So, just take it and return it."
"ah? You've already used this, can you still return it to me?"
Su Bai raised his head and glanced at him.
He said casually
"Fortunately you met me, you are lucky."
Li Xiang came over still confused.
"What do you mean, Xiaobai? Su
Bai sat upright and said:"He is passing off quality goods and deceiving consumers. He should be punished three times. That is to say, he will not only refund you 1999, but also pay you three times the amount of 1999 as compensation.""
Li Xiang's eyes widened and his mouth grew bigger.
"ah? ? ?"
"Ah for what? You have no knowledge at all. Have you never read the Tort Liability Law?"
"Who is a good person who has nothing to do with laws?"
Su Bai is like an old scholar, educated to the point of
"You young people must learn some law, rule the society by law, and use legal means to protect your legitimate rights and interests, do you understand?"
"Xiaobai you"
"What am I? Is the invoice still there?"
"exist. Didn’t I plan to ask you to reimburse me and keep it specially?"
"Just be there, go quickly"
"okay.. But what if he insists on admitting it?"
Su Bai said to him with a look of hatred that iron cannot become steel.
"what to do? ? ?"
He took out a piece of paper from a drawer.
It was densely packed with laws and reporting hotlines!
The law he just quoted was on it!
There was also a special handwritten note: What should I do if I buy shoddy goods?
There are a bunch of numbers attached below.
Oh my god!
It’s all fucking complaint hotline 1
12315, consumer complaint reporting hotline!
Food and drug safety complaints 12331
Ministry of Industry and Information Technology telecommunications user complaints 12300
Network bad and spam reporting 12321
National"anti-pornography and illegal activities" Handling 12390
Environmental Complaints 12369
Women’s Services 12338.....
"See which one matches which one and hit which one. If one hit doesn’t work, try another one!"
Qin Xiaoyu looked at Li Xiang, and the two exchanged glances.
They nodded to each other.
Okay, this familiar feeling is back.
This familiar and wicked feeling - this is Su Bai!
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