【Hahaha, it’s quite capable. I really don’t know if this AI is intentional. Every time it starts, it always shows us the clown.】
【Lu Han's clown position has changed hands!】
【The title is a knight-errant, can Xiao Zhan perform it?】
【I don’t know if there is a script for Superman’s defense. If there is, Xiao Zhan’s score can exceed that of Li Hao!】
【Enough! At that time, it was just our station brother who had a bad gastrointestinal condition!】...
Xiao Zhan opened his eyes, and an information card was placed in front of him.
Before arriving, his agent specially warned him.
No matter what plot happens later, all you need to do is put on a cold face and act cool.
As long as you do this and please your fans, people will buy various peripherals and albums.
Therefore,
Xiao Zhan had no intention of being promoted from the beginning.
However, what he didn't know was that he had never participated in"Strange Mirror" and underestimated the authenticity of this AI!
【Role: Ding Xiu】
【Identity: Killer】
【Character traits: Lonely, arrogant, bohemian, greedy for money.】
【Dream: No longer alone】
【Preliminary summary: Ding Xiu, a killer, his master Ding Baiying wanted to overthrow the imperial court, but was killed by the imperial court. Ding Xiu has since become a bandit, and his junior brother Jin Yichuan was originally a gangster who killed and impersonated a Jin Yiwei, and since then Worked as an errand in the Beizhen Prefecture, and on this day, someone wanted to buy the life of Junior Brother Ding Xiu.....】
Xiao Zhan glanced at it and didn't care about the content of the data card at all.
He only knew that he should listen to what his agent said!
But soon, the data card disappeared.
Suddenly, he found that he was carrying a long knife on his shoulder, and standing in front of him was a man riding a horse.
A string of names appears on the rider:
""Zhao Jingzhong"
Thinking of his manager's instructions, Xiao Zhan's expression became extremely cold.
Zhao Jingzhong looked at Xiao Zhan funny, a charlatan killer, and actually gave him a cold face.
Zhao Jingzhong smiled disdainfully, and then spoke. :"You are very good at martial arts, help me kill someone.
Xiao Zhan still put on a bad face:"Who to kill?""
"Jin Yichuan, the small flag officer of Fusi in Beizhen."
Zhao Jingzhong said this. After that, he carefully observed Xiao Zhan's expression.
However, he was surprised to find that Xiao Zhan still had a condescending and cold face, without any emotion.
Zhao Jingzhong suddenly sounded the alarm. Could it be that, What does this Ding Xiu know?!
He opened his mouth to test:
"Do you know anything? But it doesn’t matter, I, Zhao, don’t trust the people I employ, and I don’t use the people I doubt!"
"I don't have to tell you this."
Xiao Zhan still looked indifferent, but he was already panicking inside.
Damn it, what is this horseman talking about?
Who knows what I know!......
【Brother Zhan is so cold! so hot!】
【I have taken a screenshot as a screensaver! Ahhhh!】
【Let me go, can you stop being a fan of idiots?】
【He doesn't even have acting skills, yet he's cold and handsome......】
【I am Zhao Jingzhong, and I can kill this pretender with one shot!】
【You are just jealous of my brother’s acting skills!】......
From this point of view, at least Xiao Zhan's strategy is okay. Xiao Zhan's fans buy into Xiao Zhan's bad face.
However,
Zhao Jingzhong didn't seem to buy it.
After listening to Xiao Zhan's words, Zhao Jingzhong's eyes became unhappy.
With your mere martial arts skills, how dare you be so rude to me? ?
Zhao Jingzhong raised his head:
"Ding Xiu, who am I?"
Xiao Zhan reacted for a while before he remembered that he was Ding Xiu, and then replied with a bad face:
"Who are you? Zhao Jingzhong!"
Just when Xiao Zhan was proud of his cold performance, bang!
A sound like thunder sounded. Xiao Zhan looked down at his chest in surprise.
He saw a series of blood holes on his chest, and a burning pain. It was all over his chest.
Zhao Jingzhong slowly put away the blunderbuss with a sinister look in his eyes:
"Is this my official name that you, the untouchables, can call me directly?! Despicable!"
After saying that, he waved his cloak and rode away.
In Zhao Jingzhong's heart, he asked Ding Xiu to kill Jin Yichuan just for convenience, and it was not necessary for him.
This Ding Xiu is so rude, so just kill him.
Xiao Zhan felt the heartbreaking pain in fear, fell to the ground, and died in pain
……
【Contestant: Xiao Station’s performance is over】
【AI acting score: 4 points】
【Ding! 50 points will be deducted for serious deviation from the plot.】
【Final score: -46 points】
【Hahahaha, who just said that one shot destroyed Xiao Zhan? The prophet's knife!】
【The most useless knight, bar none!】
【In the entire clip, the most realistic part of the acting was the part where he was hit by a gunshot.】
【Xiaoxianrou’s unique lousy acting skills】
【I guess Xiao Zhan died the fastest, the fastest legend!】......
The audience was already laughing.
In particular, Xiao stood cold and callous one second, and then changed to panic and pain the next. This sudden change of expression made everyone on the scene laugh.
Even the three judges, who had always been serious, couldn't help but chuckle at this time.
The barrage bluntly said that being able to make the three judges laugh is already Xiao Zhan's rare talent as a comedian.
The host doesn't have anything to say to the kicker, but lets the next person start.
"Next up is player Fan Chengcheng!"
Yes, this is another heavyweight player.
After reading the information card, Fan Chengcheng began to think in his mind.
Yesterday, he entered the top twelve precisely because he imitated Lin Yaodong. Today, he is going to imitate Lin Yaodong. Or do you want to imitate Gao Qiqiang?
That’s right, after two consecutive games, this guy still hasn’t made any progress, and his mind is full of thinking about how to imitate Li Hao.
So, it’s decided that the person to imitate today is
Gao Qiqiang!
After the information card ended, Fan Chengcheng looked at Zhao Jingzhong on the horse and showed a smile:
"I wonder what position Mr. Zhao holds now?"
Zhao Jingzhong smiled:
"Don’t you know yet? Forget it, I am now the factory supervisor of Dongchang!"
As he said that, Zhao Jingzhong's eyes flashed with a fierce light.
His meaning was very obvious. I am in a high position, so don't make any small moves for me!
However, Fan Chengcheng had no intention of pondering the meaning of Zhao Jingzhong's words. Instead, he thought in his heart Doing his own reasoning.
Dongchang?
Isn't that a eunuch?
He quickly thought of the various trivia he had read.
He heard that eunuchs would recruit sons in various ways because they didn't have that stuff.....
Adopt a son, Gao Qiqiang...
Damn it, isn’t this the right thing?!
Fan Chengcheng's eyes were excited and he threw the knife aside.
Under Zhao Jingzhong's shocked eyes, Fan Chengcheng knelt down directly:
"Mr. Zhao, I heard that you are missing a son. My parents died early!
If you don't mind it, let me take care of you in your old age!"
After saying that, Fan Chengcheng gave a loud bang!
Fan Chengcheng was excited.
He guessed that the next plot was that Zhao Jingzhong would happily accept it.
As for the contents of the information card, Fan Chengcheng had long forgotten all about it.
After a long time, Zhao Jingzhong Only then did Jingzhong accept the shock in his heart.
Good guy, I met a fool!
Zhao Jingzhong took out his blunderbuss, shot Fan Chengcheng away with one shot, and then walked away without stopping.
【Contestant: Fan Chengcheng’s performance ends】
【ai acting score: 2 points】
【Ding! 50 points will be deducted for serious deviation from the plot.】
【Final score: -48 points】......
【When I knelt down, I smiled with relief】
【Who just said that Xiao Zhan died the fastest? There is clearly another one here!】
【Will Li Hao still recognize this younger brother? So stupid....】
【Fan Chengcheng really likes Li Hao. He recited the lines word for word except for his name......】
【When you say that, it’s true, hahahaha....】......
Backstage, Fan Chengcheng's manager was breathing heavily, rolling his eyes, and was about to faint.
The judges' expressions were normal. It wasn't that they couldn't be amused, but that they were numb.
There is one sentence in the hearts of all viewers, hurry up and get the next one!
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