Paranoid Rhapsody

The little nurse pouted: "Doctor Wang said, you have to do this." He suspects you have a ...... in your head There's a problem!".

"Dr. Wang, is that the attending physician?"

After receiving an affirmative answer, Liang Jun scolded: "He has a problem with his brain, he is mentally ill!"

That's right, he just suspects that you are mentally ill! That's what the little nurse thinks in her heart, but she doesn't dare to say it!

Liang Jun remembered another question: "By the way, what should I do with my medical expenses?"

"I heard that the beggar paid in full, did you save a beggar?".

"Beggar, where does he have so much money" Liang Jun didn't think much about it, got up, patted his trouser pocket, and after confirming that there was nothing missing, he raised his leg and left.

The little nurse hurriedly grabbed the checklist and chased after her, "Hey, do you know where the examination room is!"

Liang Jun waved his hand: "Go to him, the examination room, I'm leaving." "

The little nurse grabbed her and shouted, "No! I have to sign before I can leave the hospital!"

Liang Jun had no choice but to follow her to the doctor's office and sign her name in a messy manner on the discharge slip before it was over. Fortunately, Dr. Liu and Dr. Wang are not there, otherwise it would have taken a lot of effort to talk and not necessarily be able to go.

Before leaving, Liang Jun couldn't help but use her perspective eyes when she looked angry at the little nurse, but it was a pity that the little nurse was flat like an airport runway, Liang Jun sighed and was disappointed!

It's a black July for seniors facing interviews.

Of course, for Liang Jun, it's just that his study career has ended, and the last time he is looking for a job, and he has no money to pay for food when he is the poorest.

Out of the gate of the hospital, Liang Jun was in a good mood, and even the melody of the whistle became "Bei Shuang'er".

As soon as I took out my pocket, the cigarette case was gone, and I didn't know when I lost it.

The cash is only four yuan and five, and the balance of the bank card has long been a few tenths of a yuan, Liang Jun looked up to the sky and sighed: The hero is down!

Grunt...... At this moment, the stomach barked uncontrollably.

". Liang Jun shook his hand and walked to a small store on the street, buying something first and filling his stomach.

Ham sausage, instant noodles, bread, there are not many things that can be bought for four yuan and five yuan, and Liang Jun eats these things almost every day.

looked at the shelves depressedly, and finally decided not to eat it.

"Hostess, give me a chorez. "

"Two pieces of five. The proprietress stared at the money in his hand and asked with a smile, "Do you want to play the lotto?"

Liang Jun looked at the money in his hand, exactly two yuan, only to see that this store is also a lottery betting business, a wave of his hand: "The fucai center of the gang of liars, believe that their sows will go up the tree." Don't, look for money. "

The proprietress had to give up, and did not forget to help him popularize science: "The two-color ball is the blessing lottery, and the big lottery is the sports lottery." "

"The sports committee is darker!" Liang Jun muttered dissatisfiedly, and took the handover from the proprietress to Qiao Lezi, his eyes attracted by the few boxes on the counter.

When the proprietress saw it, she hurriedly solicited business: "This is a new scratch lottery ticket, that is, it will be won and the prize will be redeemed on the spot." How about it, would you like to try your luck with a few shots?".

The traditional lottery game is a scratch lottery, and the lottery ticket is a piece of paper, and the winning area is covered by a coating, and it is necessary to scratch it to know if it has won a lottery. It is said that this coating uses a high-tech process that cannot be seen through with an instrument.

After

taking a bite of Qiao Lezi, Liang Jun squinted his eyes slightly, just to try how his perspective ability was, and looked at the scratch lottery, yes! Without much effort, he penetrated the scraping layer that the most high-tech instruments could not see, and saw the symbols inside, Liang Jun suddenly smiled: "Hey, this lottery is a little interesting." "

"Yes, yes, this one is a bestseller, how about it, let's play a few?" the proprietress nodded repeatedly.

"Can you pick?" Liang Jun stared intently, staring at a box of lottery tickets with a face value of two yuan.

The proprietress laughed: "Of course you can, just pick." "

"Well, let's get a picture first. Liang Jun stretched out his hand, took out a lottery ticket, and threw the only two yuan on the table.

The

lottery ticket was scratched open, as Liang Jun saw when he saw it just now, this lottery ticket won twenty yuan, and the proprietress took the lottery ticket to check, and praised again and again: "Oh, young man, your luck is really good, can you draw it?"

"Isn't it, so lucky, smoke, why don't you smoke. Liang Jun pulled the box closer to himself and flipped the lottery ticket: "Five more, I'll pick it slowly." "

"Okay, you pick. "

After a while, Chorez finished eating.

Liang Jun drew five lottery tickets slowly, four didn't win anything, Liang Jun deliberately drawn, after all, it seems too weird to draw one of them, and the prize of the fifth one is not big or small, one hundred yuan.

However, Liang Jun was very disappointed to find that there was no bigger prize for this box of scratch tickets, except for the one hundred he drew out, there was only one fifty left.

But it doesn't matter, there are other ways to play the lottery tickets, and with a capital of 100 yuan in hand, Liang Jun can also draw a lottery ticket with a larger denomination.

"Boss, which lottery prize do you say is the biggest?" Shun Bian brought two bottles of beer and a big ham sausage" With a hundred yuan, Liang Jun was ready to gamble.

"Here, this is. The proprietress took out a golden box, and the lottery tickets in it were much larger than other lottery tickets: "This is amazing, the maximum prize is one million, young man, if you win, don't worry about the tax, hahaha." "

"Are you afraid of paying taxes if you can win the lottery?" Liang Jun smiled, looked at the rules of the lottery game, and asked casually: "If you really win a million, how much tax do you have to pay?".

The proprietress stretched out two fingers and gestured: "This number." "

Liang Jun nodded with satisfaction: "Twenty thousand? It's okay, two percent." "

At this time, a middle-aged fat man staggered into the house, happened to come in from outside, and laughed when he heard Liang Jun's words: "Brother, that's 200,000, and the remaining 80 is your legal income." "

The

fat man had a sideways face, the gold chain around his neck was about as thick as a dog chain, a bag was clamped between the cannon head, and he walked to Liang Jun's side with a golden Rolex, looking familiar.

"200,000? It's so black!" Liang Jun smacked his tongue, thinking that he would not give so much if he had the opportunity.

The

fat man saw through his thoughts, "Don't think about it, the tax lottery center will withhold it, and what you get is the after-tax bonus." "

Liang Jun thought about it for a while, and the tax bureau would not give the winner such a loophole. Five lottery tickets were selected and shown to the proprietress . "That's it. "

"Five, exactly one hundred, what about beer and ham sausage?" The proprietress counted the lottery tickets and accepted Liang Jun's one hundred.

"Then let's start with four. "