I browsed the short video of the monthly model, and the Hall of Valor broke the defense

[The screen went dark again, and a new line of text appeared. ]

[Magical Girl Illya - Carnival of Mapo Priest]

"[Illya]: Great, I'm the protagonist again!"

"[Da Vinci]: Priest? Kotomine Kirei?"

"[Tosaka Rin]: Mapo? Mapo tofu? Humph, even if he becomes a chef, that guy would enjoy killing people with spicy food."

"[Weber]: Why do I feel like he's getting more and more naughty."

"[Holmes]: It's a carnival, so let's have some fun."

["Ding-ling-ling~~~"]

[The landline phone rang, and a store appeared on the big screen. ]

[The wooden door was hung with a sign that said it was open for business, and the most eye-catching thing was the red plaque at the top of the store - Ma! 】

[As the phone rings louder, the camera switches to the store. 】

[With a chef's triangular scarf tied on his head, Kotomine Kirei picks up the phone meticulously. 】

["Oh? It's a celebration?!" 】

["I see, I see." 】

[He slowly hangs up the phone, and Kotomine Kirei keeps silent for a while with his hand on the phone. 】

[Then, the corners of his pursed mouth suddenly rise up in a perfect arc, revealing two rows of healthy and white teeth. 】

["Hey~" 】

[He slowly walks to the door, Kotomine Kirei stops at the door of his store, and suddenly a red magic wand flies over from behind. 】

["Oh my, what are you doing? An ordinary ramen shop owner." 】

["Sister, you can't disturb people's store openings!" The blue magic wand also flies into the camera. 】

【“I opened this shop for a purpose!” Kotomine Kirei suddenly became serious: “I will drag in the guests who deserve to come. On the contrary, I will never receive the unworthy guests, even if they are about to starve to death!”】

【“Oh? Your family is not bankrupt?” The red magic wand muttered. 】

【“This is a typical old man’s shop!” The blue magic wand complained. 】

【“However, if there is only one celebration, I can give up my pursuit!”】

【Kotomine Kirei suddenly took a stance, and the momentum of his voice rose a few points: “So today, I will hang these four words at the door of the store!”】

【“Bang!!!”】

【Kotomine Kirei smashed the template with both hands, as if he was going to embed it into the ground. 】

【The only thing I saw was the four big words - warm welcome! 】

[Standing with his arms around the moon, Kotomine Kirei said proudly: "I promise that we will not refuse anyone who comes today!"]

["Well, what kind of guests will come today? I am really looking forward to it~"]

[Watching Kotomine Kirei walk into the ramen shop and close the door.]

[Two magic wands fluttered stupidly.]

["Sister, I have a very bad feeling!" Magic Sapphire worriedlydrooping its butterfly wings. 】

【“Ah! Just because this store announced that it would accept all customers! I feel that the cause and effect seems to have been distorted. Because we are related to the second magic, I can feel that some kind of mess, completely unrelated to parallel worlds and timelines, and a very extraordinary event is about to begin!” Magic Ruby’s tone was full of fear. 】

[“Yes, the so-called celebration… is about to begin! Ah!!!”]

“【Elquit】: It feels like it will be very, very interesting! (▼皿▼)”

“【Weber】: Ahahaha, happy opening!”

“【Illya】: It’s really Kotomine Kirei, I didn’t expect him to open a ramen restaurant!”

“【Cuchulainn】: Didn’t you notice that the voice of this Mapo priest is so pleasant! Ahahaha”

“【Holmes】: /Crying and laughing, so recognizable.”

“【Tousaka Rin】: Spinning blue lancer!!!”

“【Cuchulainn】: Hey, you don’t have to call me that!!”

“【Aozaki Orange】: This smile, hahahaha, I’m starting to feel secretly happy!!”

“【Tousaka Sakura】: I don’t want to be a bad guy anymore, so I started Ramen shop!"

"【Da Vinci】: No no no, Sakura, I just haven't found my own path to happiness. /snicker"

"【Weber】: Come out, come out, sunny boy Ryunosuke, harmless Shinji-kun, enthusiastic citizen Jin Shanshan, ordinary and joyful Qi!"

"【Diarmuid】: Is it so scary? Just because Father Mapo's ramen shop announced that it would accept all customers, the two artificial natural elves could feel the distortion of cause and effect, and it had nothing to do with all parallel worlds."

"【Sajo Aika】: The content of these videos is independent of all parallel worlds."

"【Ryogi Ori】: Should we say that these videos are actually the content of the celebration, just like the filming of a movie? "

"【Arthur】: It should be. "

[The screen turned and began to enter the main film, followed by a line of text introduction.]

[Two huge words in the upper left corner: Record. 】

[The title in the middle is: Family Love. 】

[The introduction below reads: This is how I corrected my brother. 】

[The scene suddenly changed and they came to a gorgeously decorated hall. 】

[Matou Sakura and Matou Shinji, who was wearing a strange mask, sat on pink sofas respectively. 】

[Matou Sakura first raised her hands, made a pair of scissors hands, and said with two "yeahs": "Hello everyone, I am the heroine." 】

[Matou Shinji's right arm became a mechanical arm, and several tentacles were derived from the shoulder and elbow, with a sword at the end of the tentacles. 】

[Only the tentacles on his right arm were seen moving around on the ground, and Matou Shinji said in a panic: "Wait, what is going on here?" 】

["What are you talking about, brother?? Isn't this the room of the blackened Sakura that everyone is familiar with? "Sakura Matou put her legs together, held her cheek with one hand and said, "Haven't you seen it before? Then... just die!"]

["!!!" Shinji Matou was stunned and said angrily, "Who knows!"]

["By the way, why are you in uniform, and I'm in Assassin's style!"]

["Because, I'm the heroine!" Sakura Matou smiled with narrowed eyes, then stretched out two index fingers to poke her face and act cute and coquettish, saying, "I have to serve the audience!"]

["Okay, today I called my rotten, evil, and scum brother here, not for anything else, but to use the rare opportunity of this special celebration to correct my brother into a decent person!"]

["Ah? ! ! ”】

[Matou Sakura said seriously: "In order to correct this rotten personality, I found experts to train you well!"]

["Ah, ah, so scary, what should I do? Use a whip" Matou Sakura first clenched her fists, worry written on her face, then suddenly lowered her head, and even her tone became gloomy: "Or... Use a whip!"]

["What are you talking about? Why should I... Ah!!!"]

["-Wow!"]

[A strong murderous aura extended over with a black long sword. The camera turned and Matou Sakura had already changed into a set of black armor. At the same time, her voice was so cold that it couldn't be more cold: "It's so annoying to keep nagging, I say do it and I will do it!"]

["Listen carefully, you have to recognize your position. I still have a role in the main film, but my brother, you don't have it anymore! So you can understand who has a higher status, right? "】

[The blackened Matou Sakura looked down from above, the black sword in her right hand was against Matou Shinji's neck, and Matou Shinji looked terrified.]

["For a disobedient brother, this is what you have to do!!!"】

[Slowly standing up, Matou Sakura raised the black sword high, and under the light, the shadow of the black sword covered Matou Shinji.]

["Hey, don't do this, Sakura, I'm your brother... How can you do this to your brother..."]

["Bang!!!"]

[After a sword slash, the screen went black.]

[In addition to Matou Shinji's screams, there were crackling sounds.]

["This is a rare opportunity, let me completely correct your character!"]

["Ah! Ah!!! Ah!!! ”】

“【Matou Shinji】: Gulp...”

“【Cuchulainn】: /Scare!!! ”

“【Weber】: Matou Shinji, Matou ah.”

“【Matou Shinji】: Ah, what, what happened? /Scare, I really didn't do anything, I really don't know anything! And Sakura is no longer my sister! ”

“【Weber】: Matou Shinji, that's not what I'm talking about, I'm talking about, you should change your ways.”

“【Aozaki Orange】: Ahahaha, this Sakura is so cool. ”

[Amid Matou Shinji’s screams, the video screen returned to the Mapo Ramen Shop, where Kotomine Kirei was chopping green onions on the chopping board with familiarity, and the wooden door was slowly pushed open.]

[Irisviel, with long white hair, walked into the shop.]

[Looking around the shop, Irisviel let out a “huh~” sound.]

[“Is this the place?” Irisviel walked in slowly and sat on a round stool, with her hands crossed on the table.]

[“What do you want to order?” Kotomine Kirei said calmly.] (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)

[“Please give me the spiciest ramen here! "Irisviel had a serious expression as if she was challenging a life challenge.]

[Kotomine Kirei glanced at Irisviel and calmly replied, "I know."]

[Then, Kotomine Kirei began to prepare quickly.]

[Soon, a bowl of mapo tofu was served to Irisviel.]

[The red mapo tofu, except for a little green chopped green onion on the top, has no other color. Just looking at it gives people a feeling of extreme spicy.]

[The most terrifying thing is that there is not a single noodle on the top of a bowl of ramen.]

[Irisviel looked at the bowl of mapo tofu and slowly closed her eyes: I came here to decide the winner. Yes, although I don't understand it very well, I can clearly feel that this man...]

[Kotomine Kirei looked at Irisviel and said lightly, "Don't you want to eat? ”】

[This man is closer to Kiritsugu than I am, so I must win! Irisviel muttered to herself as she picked up a pair of chopsticks.】

[Faced with such a ramen shop and such a man, how could I, as Kiritsugu’s wife, lose in terms of presence!]

[But, looking at the bowl of red ramen, Irisviel swallowed her saliva, hardened her heart, picked up her chopsticks, and found a noodle from under the thick mapo tofu.]

[Pick it up and start eating...]

[“Dong!!!” ”]

[The screen suddenly went black, and there was the sound of chopsticks falling, a porcelain bowl clanging, and a heavy object falling.][]

[The screen lit up again, and Irisviel was seen trapped in the bowl of mapo tofu, and it was unknown whether she was alive or dead!]

[For a long time, Irisviel did not move at all.]

“[Tousaka Rin]: Hiss... This is iron, this is a red-hot iron block!”

“[Irisviel]: /Frightened, /Frightened, /Frightened!”

“[Gilgamesh]: Ahahahaha!”

“[Grove King]: Ahahahaha!”

“[Ozymandias]: Ahahahaha!”

“[Illya]: Mom, what's wrong with you, Mom? I remember that last time Dad ate the food you cooked, just like the mom in the video…”

"[Altria]: Ah, Illya, stop talking, don't remind me of..."

"[Irisviel]: /scratching my head, sorry sorry, I haven't practiced enough."

"[Emiya Kiritsugu]: Hiss..."

"[Tosaka Rin]: Is it that hot?"

"[Cuchulainn]: Irisviel, madam."

"[Irisviel]: Hmm?"

"[Cuchulainn]: I remember you used to... suspect that Father Mapo was against your husband?"

"[Irisviel]: Hmm, Kotomine was too obsessed with my husband, and I thought Father Mapo had some romantic reasons for me!"

0 ....0

“【Weber】: That’s it, that’s it, I’ve completed the first kill!”

“【Aozaki Touko】: So, Madam and Father Mapo are rivals in love!”

“【Husu Maiya】:…”

“【Tosaka Rin】: So, the ramen shop is here to catch the mistress!”

“【Emiya Kiritsugu】: If you don’t say it, it’s like it’s already a fact, okay!!”

“【Da Vinci】: Ahahaha, there’s nothing we can do, after all, we both have each other in our hearts!/snickering”

“【Yama no Ou】: Your name has been revealed at night!”

“【Holmes】:/snickering, Madam, you can’t get up again!”

“Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!” The scene returns to Matou Shinji again. His feet have long turned into two daggers, and he keeps roaring as he walks down the street. 】

[“What kind of serious person is this? What nonsense!” Matou Shinji took out a hand-drawn map and came to a red house. 】

[“Here? What kind of expert would be in such an ordinary house?”]

[“Forget it, just do it casually and get it over with.”]

[Ring the doorbell, after a scene, Matou Shinji has changed into an apron and came into the room, with Lijieli and Sera standing on both sides. 】

[“It’s a rare opportunity to appear, and it’s a mission that you received because your housework skills were recognized. Work hard!”]

[Lijelite on the side said weakly: “Wow, Sera is so motivated!”]

[“Don’t you have a mission too?”]

[“Yeah.” Lijelite took out an axe gun harmlessly: “My mission is to keep an eye on him.”]

[Lijelite, wearing short shorts, smiled and easily carried the more than two-meter axe gun. ]

[“Hey, wait, is there something wrong with your worldview!” Matou Shinji complained to Lijelite. 】

[“It’s okay. No matter which world we are in, we are all Einzbern’s maids!” Sera explained with a smile: “And being an Einzbern’s maid…”]

[“Haa ...'s."]

["Really?!" Matou Shinji said in horror.]

["Bang!" The hole where Lijieli hit just now became bigger, and the coffee table was broken.]

[Matou Shinji came to the window obediently, and began to wipe the window sill with his right hand, while holding the vacuum cleaner in his left hand.]

["Damn it! Why do I have to do this!"]

["Hey! How can you use a rag to wipe a place like this!" Sera came from behind, stared at Matou Shinji angrily and said: "For narrow places, please use this Sera stick!"]

[Sera took out a small wooden stick wrapped in white cloth.]

["You only understand! ”】

[While roaring like this, Matou Shinji turned around and started cleaning with a Sierra stick.]

[The advantage of having many arms was highlighted. He used several arms with his right arm, two rags, two Sierra sticks, a watering can... Matou Shinji seemed to be having a lot of fun.]

[Finally, after a long time, Matou Shinji collapsed on the wooden floor.]

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