The storyteller of Longmen Escort only talks about martial arts!

"Okay, yes, he is worthy of being the grandson of Guo Juxia. He has strength and courage. I'm waiting to hear your story!"

Dongfang Bubai waved his hand domineeringly, and looked at Lu Qingyou with a flash of admiration.

Then the whole person turned into a ghostly red shadow and disappeared from the place.

"Dong, Dong, Dongfang Bubai is gone!"

"Oh my god, it's so terrible!"

"But these two young people are really Guo Juxia’s grandson and granddaughter!"

"Then you have to listen carefully to what he said about martial arts!"

"Yes, be sure to listen carefully!"

"Who, give me two more pieces of donkey meat to burn and quell my shock!"

As soon as Dongfang Bubai left, the original audience returned to their seats.

They were even more excited and enthusiastic than before.

"Qingyou, are your injuries okay?"

Are they the same sister? Qingcheng came over and asked with concern.

"It's okay, Dongfang Bubai didn't want to hurt me, he just suffered some shock and his blood was boiling. He was already suppressed by me!"

Lu Qingyou shook her head

"Then continue? Qingcheng asked

"Keep going, of course keep going, go ahead and watch my performance!"

Lu Qingyou gave Qing Cheng a reassuring look, then returned to the stage and sat down again.

"Snapped!"

The gavel sounded

"Everyone, did the little episode just now make you more excited? Don't worry, we'll officially start now!"

Lu Qingyou opened her mouth to control the field again.

The audience immediately fell silent.

Everyone was looking forward to the palm technique Lu Qingyou was going to say next.

"First of all, as I said just now, this Five Luo Qingyan Palm was created by a master of picking up girls!"

"The original intention of creating this palm technique was actually to pick up girls!"

"The founder is a rich and handsome man with status and status. I won’t tell you who he is here!"

Lu Qingyou paused again when she said this.

This is a storytelling technique.

It is to give the people below a chance to speak and applaud.

"What? Created to pick up girls?"

"Hahaha, you actually have this kind of martial arts?"

"This is simply an insult to martial arts!"

"It doesn’t matter, there are many people who learn martial arts with the original intention of picking up girls!"

"seriously?"

"But is this martial art used to pick up girls powerful?"

Sure enough

, as Lu Qingyou paused, the people below suddenly started talking.

"Click, there is such a kind of martial arts? Specialized in picking up girls?"

Bai Jingqi looked surprised.

"You, you, Lu Qingyou, you are shameless, you actually talk about this kind of martial arts!"

"Alas, Prince Duan"

Uncle Gong blushed and lowered his head in embarrassment.

This martial art was exactly what the system scanned from Uncle Gong.

The person who taught Uncle Gong this martial arts was none other than Duan Zhengchun, a peerless master in the world of picking up girls.

Even Lu Qingyou would not have thought at this moment that this storyteller would make him stab a woman in the nest.

Soon one woman after another will come to him.

Made him very embarrassed

"Martial arts for picking up girls? This guy is quite interesting!"

On the roof not far away.

Dongfang Bubai, dressed in red robe, was leaning lazily on the roof, holding a bottle of wine in his hand. From time to time he raised his head and poured the wine into his red lips.

He squinted his phoenix eyes. , with a smile of enjoyment on his face

"Snapped!"

The gavel sounded again, and the people below immediately became quiet like a conditioned reflex.

"Hey, don't look down on this Five Luo Qingyan Palm, this is a peerless palm technique, very powerful!"

"But let’s take our time and explain the mystery to you bit by bit! Lu

Qingyou said, picking up the folding fan on the table and unfolding it.

"It is said that this Wuluo Qingyan Palm has two uses!"

"One is to blow out the lights and close the door!"

"This use does not require too much internal strength. As long as you have great success and open up the twelve limbs, you can use it!"

"The move is also very weird when used. He doesn't look at the palm when he uses it, and always slashes diagonally to the back!"

"Does anyone know why this is?"

Lu Qingyou asked the audience

"Don’t look at the palm?"

"Split the rear?"

"Don't understand"

"totally do not understand!"

The audience in the audience shook their heads.

But Uncle Gong was already trying to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.

"Hahaha, everyone doesn’t know this. Since it is used to pick up girls, and it closes the door and turns on the lights, when do you think it should be used? Lu

Qingyou laughed.

Then she continued without waiting for anyone to answer:

"The reason is simple, because when the creator created this move, the candle and the door were always diagonally behind him, so he came up with this weird move! Lu

Qingyou grinned and continued:

"So under what circumstances would the candle and the door be diagonally behind?"

Lu Qingyou asked again

"Um, it's time to get ready for bed, right?"

"When you stand next to the bed while sleeping, of course the candle and the door will be diagonally behind you!"

"Idiot, they say they are used when picking up girls!"

"Time to pick up girls? Diagonally to the rear? hiss~~！！"

At this time, someone has already thought of the correct way to open the Wuluo Qingyan Palm.

"Hahaha, it seems that someone has guessed it. Yes, this Five Luo Qingyan Palm is used when you are intimate with the woman you love!"

Lu Qingyou couldn't help but want to laugh.

"Duan Zhengchun is really a talented person, but now that I have used this Wuluo Qingyan Palm, doesn’t it mean that I can also use this palm technique to pick up girls in the future?"

Lu Qingyou is very satisfied with her choice today.

You can take your time in martial arts.

But picking up girls is a lifetime event.

And who said you can't have both picking up girls and martial arts?

This palm technique will be Lu Qingyou's weapon in picking up girls in the future.

"Just imagine it!"

"When I was hugging my beloved woman and making fire, I suddenly realized that the door was not closed and the candle was not blown out!"

"At this time, if you say, 'Wait a minute, I'll close the door and blow out the candles'’！"

"Wouldn't that mean that the beauty's abruptness would ruin the atmosphere?"

"But if at this time, you suddenly waved your hands and struck down, the doors and windows automatically closed, and the candles automatically extinguished, wouldn't it be beautiful?"

Lu Qingyou had a smile on her face that all men knew, and she was shaking the folding fan in her hand, looking like a gentle scum.

"Moreover, the Five Luo Qingyan Palm is gentle and gentle when it is released, and every move and every move is carefully designed!"

"When the palm is released, it is like gently stroking the beloved beauty in the arms, full of love!"

"And because you don’t have to look at the palm, your eyes can always look at the beauty in your arms with gentle and affectionate eyes!"

"In addition, the palm wind of Wuluo Qingyan Palm is silent and gentle, so soft that even the sound of doors and windows closing is so gentle, so soft."

In Lu Qingyou's highly descriptive words, the audience seemed to be in that moment, with intoxication and affection showing on their faces.

Sister Qiuyue thought of the warm time she had with her husband Tong Chengchou, the silently closed doors and windows and the extinguished candles.

Uncle Gong recalled the Wuluo Qingyan Palm he used when he was lingering with those beautiful and beautiful women.

Bai Jingqi and Qing Cheng looked at each other, with endless tenderness and sweetness in their eyes.

Lu Sanjin thought of his ex-girlfriend who made him sad but never had sex with her.

Even Dongfang Bubai on the roof began to enjoy that moment.

"call~！"

Only shopkeeper Nian.

When Kankan was about to sink in, he thought of his tiger-like wife, and couldn't help but shudder and wake up.