Siheyuan: If your marriage is not consummated, why should you cry if you remarry?

After bathing and changing clothes

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Li Chaoyang likes Aunt Thirteen more and more than Lou Xiao'e.

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In the dead of night,

Li Chaoyang woke up from peeing.

It’s impossible to stay up all night if you drink too much water.

I got out of bed and found that I had to carry the urinal, so I had to get dressed and go to the toilet.

It’s the twelfth lunar month of winter and it’s freezing cold when I go out.

Even though Li Chaoyang was in good health, he still felt cold in this situation.

Go to the public toilet at the entrance of the alley.

Unexpectedly, Jia Dongxu was also there.

Li Chaoyang walked silently, which startled Jia Dongxu.

You had to squat against the wall, otherwise you would have to fall.

Li Chaoyang turned his back to release the water and heard a cold snort from behind him.

He looked back at Jia Dongxu.

Turn the gun to scare Jia Dongxu.

It frightened him so much that he became smart and ate the dirt at Jia Dongxu's feet.

Leave him with nothing to wipe his ass with.

Not many people wipe their butts with paper these days.

If possible, use leaves or branches; if not, use bricks.

If the condition is particularly good, use newspaper once in a while.

Most often leaves are also used.

Jia Dongxu watched Li Chaoyang destroy Tu Ke La.

I want to stop it but I can't.

Li Chaoyang pulled up his pants and stared at Jia Dongxu.

Looking at his grievance that dares to be angry but dare not speak out, he looks like a frustrated little daughter-in-law.

As soon as Li Chaoyang left, Jia Dongxu cursed in the toilet

"Jia Dongxu, what did you say?"

Li Chaoyang asked.

Jia Dongxu was so frightened that his anus tightened.

"ah? Did I speak?"

"I did not say anything."

Li Chaoyang laughed and went home to sleep.

As soon as he entered the middle courtyard

, he vaguely heard someone talking. Who would be wandering around in the courtyard with nothing to do in the middle of the night.

Li Chaoyang slowed down and looked around to find the source of the sound.

He saw someone standing at the entrance of the cellar. The two of them were crawling into the cellar.

Not only did Li Chaoyang have keen hearing, he also had extraordinary vision. Just now, his sight was blocked by the pillars of the corridor.

Now he changed his position and could see the appearance of the two people clearly.

Li Chaoyang never dreamed that , the ones who got into the cellar turned out to be Yi Zhonghai and Widow Zhang.

Widow Zhang’s man was also a worker in the steel rolling mill. He passed away on duty a year ago.

He left behind Widow Zhang and three sons.

Li Chaoyang watched them get into the cellar with his own eyes.

Widow Zhang was in front. , Yi Zhonghai was behind.

After entering the cellar, he closed the door.

Before closing the door, he looked around to see if anyone was there.

Li Chaoyang did not expect Yi Zhonghai to be such a person.

But it seemed reasonable.

Yi Zhonghai had no children, Widow Zhang can give birth to a son.

Li Chaoyang always likes to help others, and today is no exception.

Go up and lock the cellar door first.

Imitate Jia Dongxu's voice and shout

"Come quickly, there's a thief in the yard."

"Catch the thief quickly! The thief is running into the cellar!"

Li Chaoyang was afraid that there would be too little movement, so he shouted and patted the big iron door of the cellar.

After shouting, he saw Jia Dongxu in the front yard, so he hurried back to the backyard.

In the middle of the night, the yard was so quiet that he could hear his own heartbeat.

Suddenly he came Such a voice, coupled with the sound of banging on the iron door, woke up the whole hospital.

The first ones to leave the house were the He family and his son who were closest to the cellar.

Then came the Jia family and his wife and Yi Zhonghai's wife.

The Liu family in the backyard The Xu family and the Yan family in the front yard also came.

Jia Dongxu was pulled aside by Jia Zhang and asked if he had seen what the thief looked like.

Jia Dongxu was confused by the question.

Others gathered around the entrance of the cellar.

Liu Hai Zhong called on everyone to copy the guy.

The thief couldn't be allowed to escape.

Yan Bugui and Xu Fugui were responsible for guarding the door.

Everyone worked together to capture the thief alive.

Li Chaoyang led Ha Qie from the backyard to the front yard.

He saw that everyone was prepared to capture the"thief" alive.

Give another plan.

Just listen to Li Chaoyang say:"I think there is no need for everyone to take this risk.""

"Anyway, people are locked up in the cellar and can't get out."

"It's best to call the police and ask the city bureau to come.

Xu Damao said:"Chaoyang is right, I will go to the police station right away.""

"etc!"

Xu Damao had just walked a few steps when a familiar voice came from the cellar.

Xu Damao asked:"You said wait, just wait, who are you?"

"I! Yi Zhonghai!"

A familiar voice came from the cellar again.

Everyone looked at each other, wondering why Yi Zhonghai went to the cellar in the middle of the night.

Xu Damao thought that the other party was lying, and looked around and found that Yi Zhonghai was really not there.

Silly Zhu had a quick temper and wanted to open the cellar to verify the authenticity.

Liu Hai Zhong called on everyone to be vigilant.

Li Chaoyang took the pole from Yan Bugui and stood at the entrance of the cellar, leaning on the pole, waiting to watch the excitement.

The cellar door opened, and

Yi Zhonghai and Widow Zhang came out.

Everyone's eyes widened when they saw Widow Zhang..

Yi Zhonghai smiled and explained:"Don't misunderstand me."

"I just help the older girl move and store vegetables for the winter."

"The food is too heavy for her to carry. Can you help me?"

Before Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, there was a burst of laughter on the scene.

Silly Zhu put his hands in his pockets and said:"This is the first time I heard that he helps people carry food in the middle of the night."

"Is there something special about not being able to move during the day?"

Xu Damao continued with a smile,"Maybe I'm too young."

"Anyway, I've never heard of such a special thing when helping others carry food."

Jia Dongxu stared at Yi Zhonghai without saying a word.

He felt ashamed to have such a master.

It's embarrassing! It's so embarrassing.

Jia Zhang pulled Widow Zhang to see her expression.

Seeing that her face was as red as a ripe apple, Not in a good mood

"I don't think you two did anything good in the cellar?"

"Ha ha……"

Before Jia Zhang finished speaking, everyone burst into laughter.

Yi Zhonghai's wife covered her face and sobbed, feeling that she was too embarrassed to see anyone.

Yi Zhonghai stared at Jia Dongxu with bull eyes, wishing he could eat him.

Li Chaoyang watched the show quietly, while system notifications kept ringing in his mind.

In just this short time, he gained tens of thousands of emotional points.

Liu Haizhong squeezed into the crowd and signaled everyone to be quiet.

He leaned on the broom and said:"Lao Yi, Lao Yi, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person."

"Fortunately, you are still a senior fitter and have so many apprentices."

"A person like you is not worthy of having an apprentice at all."

"Jia Dongxu, I think you should stop learning from him. You can’t learn from him."

"I'll find a good master for you later!"

"As for today's matter, we can't solve it"

"Come and join me in sending Lao Yi to the military control meeting!"