I am in Water Margin, I, Ximen Qing, stir-fry Pan Jinlian

Uncle He Jiu sighed deeply, and his voice was full of humility towards his own knowledge:"The official said it hard, how can a commoner like me get to know such an otherworldly person? Such an existence that is close to an immortal, How can I be so virtuous as to be able to pay homage to him?"

Ximen Qing gently put down the wine glass in his hand and waved to the waiter who was pouring the wine, signaling him to leave.

Then, he slowly took out a neatly folded piece of talisman paper from his large sleeve robe and handed it to Uncle He Jiu's hand.

With a hint of pride in his eyes, he said slowly:"Uncle Jiu may not know that I have gone to Huashan Mountain to ask for Taoist advice from the masters and practiced some secrets of the immortal family.

Last night, I set up an altar according to the law and performed that I have obtained these immortal talismans through the art of prophecy.

The content above is really unbelievable. Could it be that my immortal skills have not been mastered yet?

Therefore, I was quite troubled last night, so I specially brought them here today. Please ask Uncle Jiu for your help. A well-informed person can give me some pointers."

Uncle He Jiu bent down slightly, took the talisman papers respectfully with both hands, and then unfolded them page by page on the table.

As soon as his eyes touched the words on the talismans, his face immediately turned pale, his tongue seemed to be tied up, and he could not say a word.

It feels like being poured from head to toe with a bucket of ice water in the cold twelfth lunar month.

"Uncle Jiu, there is no need to panic, please check carefully."

Ximen Qing had a mysterious smile on his lips and thought to himself: Let this old guy like you experience my great prophecy skills! Uncle Ximen, let me just show you my skills and see if you, a superstitious guy from the feudal era, will be frightened. His soul was gone?

Uncle He Jiu's face turned green and yellow, and his soul seemed to be blown out of his body, completely collapsed!

He stared at the overwhelming talisman papers in shock, which not only recorded in detail how he played tricks in Wu Dalang's house, but also revealed the details of his return home How he secretly conspired with his wife to steal Wu Dalang's remains as evidence. What's even more chilling is that the content on the talisman even covers the entire process of sneaking into the incarnation field and stealing Wu Dalang's remains that day. And the two bones are currently hidden on his body. Every word and every sentence is accurate, as if he has witnessed it with his own eyes.

This is the so-called"knowing things like a god", such insight and the ability to predict the future, It is beyond the reach of ordinary people, as if only gods have such magical powers.

Uncle He Jiu was full of self-mockery. He once dared to do anything in front of Ximen Qing, a high official. He was simply asking for short-sightedness, just like an old longevity star seeking death.

If Ximen If Qing wanted to take his life, wouldn't it be as easy as squeezing an insignificant flea? The fault of all this was his foolish wife, who encouraged him to go against Ximen Qing.

Now, he has provoked Ximen Qing Qing, this is the beginning of self-inflicted suffering!

Uncle He Jiu's face was as pale as paper, and his legs were shaking like chaff. How could he sit safely on the bench?

His body instantly lost strength, slipped off the bench, and fell to the ground.

He rolled and crawled to Ximen Qing's feet, fell to the ground, hugged Ximen Qing's calf tightly with both hands, and begged for forgiveness with tears.

Ximen Qing pretended to be surprised and asked:"Uncle Jiu, what are you doing? Why? Please get up quickly and don't let others see the joke."

Uncle He Jiu was as clear as a mirror at this moment, knowing that Ximen Qing was playing with him like a monkey.

He struggled to straighten his body, knelt at Ximen Qing's feet, and slapped his cheeks hard with his trembling hands. Cursing himself, his words were so fierce that he seemed to be driving his dignity into the eighteenth level of hell.

Ximen Qing observed the regret on Uncle He Jiushu's face, and couldn't help but feel a burst of satisfaction in his heart.

Continue to watch this drama dominated by him. He didn't have much fun anymore, so he decided to save some face for the other party.

Ximen Qing stood up slowly, kicked Uncle He Jiu, and said in a scolding tone:"You are really ignorant. I kindly invited you to taste the wine that day. You made such a farce! Get up quickly, I have something else to ask you. Please keep those immortal talismans carefully for me, and don’t miss any of them!"

After finishing speaking, Ximen Qing turned around and walked out of the restaurant, signaling the restaurant to go to his house to settle the bill.

Uncle He Jiushan felt as if he had received an amnesty. He hurriedly got up from the ground and carefully put away the immortal charms on the wine table one by one, respectfully Holding it respectfully in the palm of his hand, he followed Ximen Qing and left the restaurant.

Ximen Qing led Uncle He Jiu to a secluded alley, stopped, and asked in a cold voice:"He Jiu, do you understand now? Is it a sin? Do you dare to disobey my will in the future? Uncle

He Jiu looked horrified and shouted incoherently:"Master, you are simply a living Bodhisattva and a living god in heaven!" I feel like I have gone crazy these past few days, and I will never dare to do it again in the future. Please be kind to the officials and let me and my crazy bitch live! Sir, please rest assured, I will immediately throw those two pieces of rotten bones into the street to feed the wild dogs."

"He Jiu, I'll give you a chance to serve me again. If you dare to deceive me again in the future, I will never forgive you. I will definitely use the Five Thunder Heavenly Heart Technique to make your family die without a burial place! Listen to me, take Wu Dalang's bones back and hide them. There is no need to destroy them now. I'll tell you how to act after Takejiro comes back. Do you understand this? Don't make any more mistakes!"Ximen Qing said with an unpredictable expression.

"The villain understands! The villain understands! Thank you to the officials for not killing me! Senior officials are living gods in the sky. For a villain to be appreciated by senior officials and work for living gods is a blessing earned by the villain in his previous life!"Uncle He Jiu replied piously.

"Okay, go back and take care of yourself!"Ximen Qing waved his hand.

"Sir, what should I do with these immortal talismans?"Uncle He Jiu was still holding the talismans carefully in his hands.

"You take these immortal talismans back, confess your sins and repent devoutly in the hall, and then burn the talismans, so that you can atone your sins to heaven and eliminate disasters. Remember, sincerity leads to spiritual success~" Ximen Qing's tone was long and somewhat fairy-like.