Zhao Ergou is not afraid. He will kill the real Yi Zhonghai this time. Anyway, when the identity swap is over, he will still be Zhao Ergou, a bachelor.
Zhao Ergou walked in front, holding a wooden stick and a washbasin in his hand. As he walked, he started beating
"As soon as the gong sounded, the little widow made her debut. Her name was Qin Huairu. She would not admit defeat until she could steal the rice. She would not blindly catch a man when she made a move, but would slap a man if she caught him."
As Zhao Ergou shouted, some people began to slowly gather in the originally silent street.
In this era, there is no luxury like in ancient times. What kind of rotten cabbage and rotten eggs are thrown at them?
Most of them are He was holding the chamber pot in his hand, but the lid hadn't been opened yet, and the smell inside could not wait to spread.
Zhao Ergou was overjoyed, my dear, such a smell, if you make Laotan pickled cabbage beef noodles, it will be so sour that you can't bear to look at it..
As Zhao Ergou yelled and started to criticize, the villagers did not hesitate. They opened the chamber pot in their hands and donated all the yellow liquid inside.
There is not only holy water, but also gold. As Zhao Ergou expected, even Jia Zhang took action in person.
Yi Zhonghai, who was tied up with wooden sticks, saw Jia Zhang walking over with a pole. His fat body was also very tired.
Yi Zhonghai He was shocked and just about to call out"old sister-in-law". Suddenly, Mrs. Jia Zhang immediately picked up the smelly and dark wooden barrel and covered it on Yi Zhonghai's head. The smell was so touching that Yi Zhonghai cried. The smell on his neck just now He didn't cry even with his worn shoes hanging, and he couldn't bear it anymore.
What kind of family is this? I, Yi Zhonghai, have really misjudged my sight. I have been looking after the whole family.
Jia Zhang will not do it because of Yi Zhonghai Crying, she felt any softness in her heart, and she hugged her again, leaving only a bucket of excrement.
"Ergouzi, my family treats you well, but you actually seduced my daughter-in-law. Today I will let you eat my feces."
How did Mrs. Jia Zhang know that the person with the broken shoes hanging around his neck was not Zhao Ergou, but the first man of the courtyard?
If she had known, maybe if she had been given more courage, she would not have picked up the barrel so excitedly.
"Wait a minute, old sister-in-law, I have always been fair, so now that Zhao Ergou has been rewarded once, Qin Huairu must also be rewarded.
Just because Qin Huairu is your daughter-in-law, you can't treat one favorably over another, right?"
Although Mrs. Jia Zhang despises Qin Huairu's daughter-in-law for stealing, she really doesn't want to do it if she is asked to pour a bucket of feces on Qin Huairu's head. First of all,
Qin Huairu will have to take care of her in the future. Everyone, young and old, and Qin Huairu came home with feces, so how could they get in?
Jia Zhang's eyes widened:"Master, what on earth do you mean? This is my daughter-in-law, how can she throw feces on her?
I just remembered now that there are several garlic seedlings in the basins at home, but there is still a lack of feces, so I might as well take them home."
After Jia Zhang said that, she turned around and was about to leave, but was stopped by Xu Damao. Zhao Ergou laughed wildly in his heart. Xu Damao is not a good person.
Xu Damao shouted with an angry expression:"Jia Zhang, what do you mean? Others can throw feces, but not your daughter-in-law.
If you are really reluctant to do anything, I can help you. Anyway, my favorite thing, Xu Damao, is to do good deeds without leaving my name. Everyone watching the excitement did not mind that the matter was serious, and they all started to boo:"That's right, if you don't want to
, don't leave today unless you drink.""
"Others can get wet with feces, but your daughter-in-law can't. No wonder she is being abused by other men like crazy. I think she deserves it."
Jia Zhang became angry when she saw it. She didn't dare to deny it anymore. She didn't want to be pushed into the excrement bucket and then drank to her heart's content.
Jia Zhang threw away the pole with all her strength, and the excrement was splashed everywhere. , even so, there was still a small half bucket, Xu Damao looked arrogant. Xu Damao picked up the small half bucket of excrement and came to Qin Huairu, whose face was pale and bloodless.
Qin Huairu's whole body was extremely stiff, and Jia Zhang was worried about him in his heart. I, Qin Huairu, have been jealous for more than ten years.
A little widow is okay during the day and can work crazy to make money to support the family, but it is difficult in the middle of the night. Every time she thinks of men, Qin Huairu only has traditional crafts.
Even this time, Qin Huairu Ru just held Zhao Ergou's fire stick and did not enter her Dantian.
But her fate was so miserable, so at this moment, Qin Huairu smiled and shouted in her heart. In the days to come, I will not only To be a little widow with thousands of people to ride on, I also want to sleep with all the men in the courtyard.
Jia Zhang never thought that Qin Huairu would be blackened just because she picked two buckets of excrement. Transformed, from a white lotus into a green tea bitch.
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