Siheyuan: Xu Damao knows how to steal mines
Chapter 32
Xu Damao's current physique is ten times that of ordinary people, including his night vision ability which is also ten times that of normal people.
In this dark night, Shazhu couldn't see him in the woods, but he could see Shazhu.
This made him startled:"Damn it, why did he come to the woods? Did he find something?"
Xu Damao was so frightened that he hurriedly hid behind a big tree, only to see Silly Zhu peeing there. Breathed a sigh of relief.
Then he walked around to a place not far behind Shazhu, preparing to sneak away.
Unexpectedly, Silly Zhu was picking up his pants, turned around and walked back, and suddenly saw Xu Damao's figure.
But he couldn't see clearly, so he shouted:"Who?!"
Xu Damao shouted calmly:"Who is it? It's Silly Zhu! What's your name? It scared me so late at night."
Silly. When Zhu heard that it was Xu Damao, he also snorted, and then asked doubtfully:"What are you doing in the grove?"
Xu Damao said:"What do you think, what are you doing in the grove? I will go into the grove for what."
Silly Zhu replied :"I went into the grove to use the toilet."
Xu Damao also replied:"What a coincidence, I also went into the grove to use the toilet."
Silly Zhu snorted and said,"Why did you go into the grove if you didn't go to the toilet?"
Xu Damao replied:"Do you care? Don't you also come to the grove to use the toilet? You are allowed to come, and no one else is allowed to come!""
"I feel comfortable going to the toilet in the grove. I am willing to do it. Can you take care of it?"
Si Zhu was really speechless when he heard this, snorted and said:"Virtue!"
"When others come to the grove to use the toilet, you come with them. Who are they? Xu
Damao chuckled and said,"How do you know I came with you? Maybe I came before you!" Silly
Zhu said:"Don't talk nonsense, I have been here a long time ago. Before that, Sister Qin was going to the toilet in the woods.""
"I'm guarding outside. There's no one else here. You must have followed me in."
Xu Damao smiled and said:"Good guy, my wife is going to the bathroom in the woods, and you are guarding her outside."
"Silly column, what do you want to do? Want to be a gangster?"
Si Zhu didn't know how to answer these words, so he snorted and turned around and left:"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you."
I heard Xu Damao laughing loudly and saying:"Ignore it, right?"
"Let me tell you, Silly Zhu, I like to go to the toilet in this grove."
"If you have the ability, come and listen every day. Silly
Zhu turned around and cursed:"I heard you go to the toilet, I'm sick!""
"Xu Damao, you are so young, sooner or later I will take care of you."
Xu Damao just laughed and thought to himself:"What an idiot, you have already listened to me go to the toilet twice."
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you idiot."
After that, he walked happily into the courtyard humming a little tune with his hands behind his back.
Hearing the sound, Shazhu looked back, hummed again and said,"Aren't you going to the toilet? What are you following me for?"
Xu Damao replied:"I have already finished going to the toilet."
"If I hadn't met you, I would have been back long ago.
When Sha Zhu heard this, he said:"Virtue!" What does it have to do with me whether you come back after going to the bathroom or not?"
"You co-authored it on purpose, right?"
"You kid is blocking me.
Xu Damao said:"Who blocked you? Isn't it a coincidence?""
"Maybe you blocked me!"
Isn't that what it is? If Silly Zhu hadn't happened to block him, he would have been lying down at home after finishing the toilet in the morning.
Qin Huairu was not sleeping yet, and she blushed slightly when she heard the conversation between Xu Damao and Silly Zhu.
Back home, Xiaodang was sitting on the bed, still waiting for her.
One was too hungry to sleep, and the other was waiting for her mother to bring her some food, and she was in high spirits.
Qin Huairu saw Jia Dongxu sleeping soundly, and she He picked up Xiaodang and carried her to the outhouse, then handed her the Snickers bar in his hand and said,"Eat quickly!"
"After eating, go to bed."
Xiao Dang was very hungry, and she devoured it in two or three mouthfuls, almost choking herself.
Qin Huairu quickly poured a glass of water for her to drink.
The chocolate melted when it came into contact with warm water, making it even more silky and delicious, Xiao Dang. When I couldn’t help but ask:"Mom, what is this? So delicious. Qin
Huairu immediately shushed and said,"Be gentle, don't wake your dad up.""
"Don't worry about what it is. If you still want to eat it in the future, don't talk if you want to eat it. Eat it quickly, girl."
"You are not allowed to tell anyone what happened tonight, especially your dad and your grandma."
"If you don't tell me, mom will find another way to get you food in the future."
"If you tell me, it will never happen again."
"Did you hear that clearly? No one can tell!"
When Xiaodang heard this, he nodded quickly and said softly:"Mom, I know, I won't tell anyone!"
After hearing the child's words, Qin Huairu secretly shed two more tears.
At this time, she remembered Xu Damao's words, Lao Jia's family are selfish.
Yes, dinner is just one corn tortilla and one pot of porridge.
Jia Dongxu gave the corn tortilla to After eating, he even made a bowl of thick porridge.
Xiaodang was his daughter, and he didn't think about whether his daughter was hungry, let alone his wife.
She looked at Jia Dongxu, who was still sleeping. After eating half full, I am sleeping soundly now. However,
I and my daughter were woken up by hunger in the middle of the night.
When I was thinking about Jia Zhang’s presence, she, her grandson and son had to eat all the delicious food.
At home Even if there is some food, they must be fed first.
From last year to now, she and her daughter Xiaodang have not had a full meal.
Thinking of this, she looked at Jia Dongxu who was sleeping on the gift bed and thought to herself:"No I'm sorry"
"I can't let my daughter starve to death"
"If you don't let her eat enough, I, as a mother, have to find a way to let her eat enough."
The next morning, Xu Damao stewed a chicken early in the morning.
He wanted to keep a low profile and eat it secretly.
There was no way, the system required him to be a villain. He couldn't be low-key, he had to be arrogant.
The system asked him to live a free and easy life. , It will make the beasts in the courtyard cry with greed.
This behavior must be done once every three days, otherwise the money will be deducted!
It has been three days since the time traveled, and this matter must be dealt with today.
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