Nonsensical Cultivation of Immortality: Conquer the Sky-shading Fan at the beginning, wow

The sky-shading fan sighed sadly:

"Looking at the battle outside, I can't escape the fate of being swallowed by you. However, on second thought, this little baby is only a few days old and has the level of trouble king to open one, or two. Nao Nao has five meanings, and he was born with five. This potential is really terrifying.’！！

"If I become his natal magic weapon, then the remnant soul of the ancestor can absorb his anger and restore his cultivation."

Zhaotianfan paused for a moment, then sighed again.:

"But at that time, I was already the natal magic weapon in Nao Nao Jing Nao Qiao, and I could no longer be the natal magic weapon of my ancestor.

"Well, that's right. I won't go out. Before I become your natal magic weapon, I still belong to the ancestor's natal magic weapon. I won't go out. I won't go out until I have to.

"The fan takes revenge. It’s not too late in ten years. When I become the magic weapon in your orifice, I will suck you to death.

"If you are angry, I will suck you for 2 points. If you have 2 points of spiritual energy, I will suck you for 3 points. If you have 4 points of vitality, I will suck you for 5 points, 6 points or 7 points. See if I can suck you to death. Wow. Roar!

"Hey, hey, hey, that's it. It's just that."

Thinking of the sky-shielding fan here, my heart twisted, and I turned around and looked outside.

After seven or eight breaths, there was no movement at all. It was obvious that the sky-shielding fan did not come out.

Wuzi smiled slightly, because this was exactly The result he wanted.

Turning around and winking at the other penguins

"Um"

"Huh"

"ha"

"kindness."

After a few breaths, the exchange between the penguins came to a successful end.

Lingzi crossed his arms and walked out swaying. He looked around with wide eyes, trying to find who had something wrong that he could pick out. When his eyes turned to Wan When the Jade Snake's feet were broken, he was lying on the ground with a painful expression on his face.

Why he lay down, Lingzi naturally knew very well, because it was he who broke thousands of the Jade Snake's feet, leaving only How could he stand up with half a good leg?

Although the Ten Thousand-legged Snake is only a soul body now, Lingzi's hammer can attack the soul.

"Um? ?"

"Little Ten Thousand-legged Snake, what do you mean? You actually dare to lie on the ground in front of me. Can I get you another space quilt? Damn it!"

The fleshy body swept lightly and flew to the bed of the Ten Thousand-legged Snake. Oh, I forgot, there is no bed, it is on the ground. The

Ten-thousand-legged Snake is also miserable. It is one of the ten evils. Not to mention sleeping" Simmons 'Well, there's not even a bed.

Frightened, surprised, frightened and confused, Wanjiao Snake looked at the spirit son holding the big hammer in front of him with his big eyeballs.

"Uh...uh……"

Because he was too nervous, he couldn't even speak. What Wanjiao Snake was thinking now was not a reason, it was too ridiculous.

But... it's so difficult to speak. I just now realize that it's so difficult to speak. It's really difficult. He now admires Jingjing so much in his heart because he not only speaks 666 well, but he can also recite Yueyang Tower. He is simply invincible.

While Ten Thousand Legged Snake was daydreaming, he heard another surprised voice in his ears, and then there was severe pain in his body.

"Oh, hey, little ten-thousand-legged snake, you still dare to stare at me."

Lingzi then picked up the sledgehammer and started fighting.

His foot was injured and he couldn't run away. He could only use the few demonic powers to try to resist some attacks, and then curled up into a ball to reduce the pain.

"This works too."

The remaining two penguins looked at Lingzi who was beating the Ten Thousand-legged Snake with disbelief.

"Five-Eyed Golden Ape, who told you to have five eyes? Do you know if you are hiding from me? I’m going to beat you!?"

"Okay, 'Xiao Xiangliu', what are you doing with those nine snake heads moving around? It makes me dizzy! ?"

Seeing the scene of the penguins beating up the monsters, Wuzi laughed knowingly.

"I don't believe you haven't come out with the sky-shading fan yet."

Wuzi was not idle, but started his path of ridicule, walking leisurely

"In the past, the ten ancient ferocious beasts were all invincible in the nine realms, and any little finger could destroy an entire continent at the snap of a finger.

"Head of the Nao Nao Sect, Ancestor Nao Nao saw that you were doing too much evil and couldn’t bear to see the lives of the people in ruins, so he took action to eradicate the evil in the nine realms. Ancestor Nao Nao was so powerful that all the ten ancient evils were captured and brought back to the Nao Nao Sect. To prevent you from harming the Nine Realms again, you want to seal it

"However, the ten evil demons are too strong and there is no treasure that can suppress them. At this time, Ancestor Nao Nao remembered his own magic weapon, the Sky-Zealing Fan, and prepared to seal you in the Sky-Zealing Fan.

"But what can you do? Your sky-shielding fan is not up to par. You only have nine fan bones, so you can only seal nine.

"However, who should not be sealed became a problem, because whoever was let go would cause other ferocious beasts to get emotional together. In the end, the ten ferocious beasts unanimously agreed to use rock, paper, scissors, and finally failed because of the ten-thousand-legged snake.

"So another very fair method was used,"catch and castrate". In the end, the ferocious beast won, and the ancestor Nao Nao fulfilled his promise and let him go."

Wuzi increased his voice and shouted into the black mist.:

"Now the Nine Evils are following you, what's going on, what's going on, look at how much evil they still have, they are not even as good as Erha now, they are nothing.

"I don’t think you’ll be called Heaven Covering Fan anymore. You’re not worthy of being the leader of the ten ancient Heavenly Imperial Soldiers. You’ll change your name from now on, just...just...yes, you’ll be called Cowardly Fan. What do you think? Giggle……"

As soon as Wu Zi finished speaking, the infinite demonic energy that covered the sky quickly condensed into substance like air. In an instant, a stream of light enveloped by the demonic energy condensed into a sharp sword tens of feet long. The sharp sword light spread like a sect of ten thousand Buddhas. Next, the black mist was scattered by the light of the sword.

The tyrannical sword blade radiated cold light and slashed towards Wu Zi's body. The speed was so fast that it almost landed on Wu Zi's head before he even blinked.

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Reader, what happens next is super funny, oh oh oh... hahaha...