Nonsensical Cultivation of Immortality: Conquer the Sky-shading Fan at the beginning, wow

Jiang stupidly took out two more magical talismans and quickly returned to the 'Green Bamboo Garden'.

Seeing that there was no light in the Green Bamboo Garden, I thought that Uncle Dai must be asleep.

Jiang Bie tiptoed slightly, fearing that he would make a sound and wake up Uncle Dai.

Of course it's not because I'm afraid that Uncle Dai won't sleep well.

But he was too cowardly today. Not only did he not beat up Cheng Jiangwan, but he was also stabbed. If Uncle Dai found out, he would be laughed out of his teeth.

Jiang Bie shook his head vigorously, not daring to think about it anymore, because the more he thought about it, the worse he felt. It was so bad.

"The beating took quite a long time? ?"

"Ah...Mom……"

Jiang Bie was about to enter the house. In the dead of night, Uncle Dai's voice suddenly came, not from inside the house, but from the roof.

Jiang Bie was timid to begin with, so he jumped up in fright, and he still had the magic talisman attached to his feet. This jump was different, completely different from before, because he jumped very high, directly into the air..

While he said"Ah" in mid-air, he caught a glimpse of Uncle Dai on the thatched roof from the corner of his eye.

He simply couldn't lose face and quickly circulated his energy. The flower floated in the air, and then again, and then again, and then landed gently on the thatched roof, just like... just like the Phoenix in Glory of Kings. Li Bai is the same, cool... very chic... very fairy...

However, the reality is too cruel, cruel to death. He has no spiritual energy in his body, let alone true energy. He only spins in the air for a moment, then tilts his head and hits the sky with all four legs. On the roof

"boom."

The roof was almost hit with a big hole. Dai An smiled slightly, held it up with his hand, and a ray of inspiration wrapped up Jiang Bie who was about to be smashed down, and moved him to his side.

Jiang Bie calmed down and regained his strength. Before I could spit it out, I heard Uncle Dai laughing.

"I damaged the house, are you here to repair it? ?"

"I... I can make up for it, no big deal."Jiang Bie's scalp is harder than his voice.

"Haha, once I go out, I will be different. I will speak vehemently."Uncle Dai joked with a smile.

"I'm not hard."Jiang Bie retorted

"You are hard"

"I'm not hard"

"You are hard"

"I'm not hard"

"stop! Let’s not discuss this issue now."Uncle Dai interrupted him

"OK."Jiang Bie smiled sweetly and promised not to discuss this topic.

After a while, Diane laughed out loud. The smile on his face was sweeter than Jiang Bie's, and his eyes were staring straight at him.

Jiang Bie's whole body was covered with laughter. He felt hairy, moved his body to one side, and asked in a low voice:"Uncle Dai, what happened? Why are you laughing like this?"

Dai An did not answer him, but asked:"Have you beaten Jiang Wan ??"

"Beat him up."

Well, when Jiang Bie heard this topic, he didn't want to discuss it anymore. He might as well discuss the issue of hardness or not.

But what can he do? He can only tell lies.

He looked at Uncle Dai eagerly, and his tone Very sincerely,"I beat him, that's right."

"Is it true?"

Uncle Dai tilted his mouth, showing an expression of extreme confusion.

"yes."

Jiang Bie's smile is very gentle. Coupled with his thin and curved eyebrows, there is actually a sense of incomprehensible amorous feelings, and his eyebrows are picturesque.

"Did you lie to me?" Uncle Dai's eyes widened.

"No."Jiang Bie started acting coquettishly.

"Then tell me what's going on with your clothes?"

Diane didn't dwell on that question, but changed the topic.

"This...this...this……"Uncle Dai suddenly changed the topic, which Jiang Bie couldn't accept.

"Pfft."Uncle Dai sneered.

Jiang Bie turned his head and rolled his eyes.

"I didn't laugh. Even if I laughed, it had nothing to do with what you said."Di An quickly raised his hand to emphasize

"Haha...what happened next? ?"Daian suppressed a smile.

Jiang Bie was about to cry. Forget about dealing with that kid Jiang Wan. When he got home, he had to deal with this old man who was thousands of times more powerful than Jiang Wan.

He couldn't turn his head around anymore, Ultra. , completely ultra.

Jiang Bie subconsciously clenched his fists and punched his little head.

When Diane saw it, he directly stopped him

"Stop, don't do that to me. Are you still thinking of some bad ideas?"

"I didn't!" Seeing that his idea was exposed by Uncle Dai, Jiang Bie still curled his lips and retorted.

"Who knows if anyone could tell me what happened to the clothes right away?" Dai An's eyes turned white and he didn't care whether Jiang Bie was in a good mood or not.

"It's because, when Jiang Wan and I were fighting, his doorman pushed me to the ground and rubbed me."

"Ha ha……"Diane was already laughing next to her

"Uncle Dai, are you laughing? ?"Jiang Bie opened his eyes wide and asked with a frown.

Of course he knew that Uncle Dai was laughing at him.

Jiang Bie rolled his eyes again. Although he knew that he was laughing at himself, there was nothing he could do. He thought to himself:"When can we do this? Press Uncle Dai to the ground and rub it for tens of meters, just a few meters, even a few feet."

"what are you thinking about?"Dian's voice reached Jiangbie's ears again.

"No, no, no."Jiang Bie - stunned, immediately shook his head vigorously, shook his head, shook it.

Jiang Bie had already understood that he would not be able to escape this inquiry. Who knew that something incredible happened, and it happened so unexpectedly?

"Go to bed early today, there will be something big to deal with in the next few days."Uncle Dai put away his smile and said in a deep voice

"Um? ?"Jiang Bie was completely surprised. Shouldn't he ask me how my clothes got torn next?

Why has it changed? The script has changed, or I still don't follow the script... If

Uncle Dai doesn't ask this question, he doesn't have to worry about it. There is no need to think about how the clothes rub, and there is no need to make up excuses and make your head hurt.

Jiang Bie felt as happy as if he had picked up money, and nodded,"Yeah, I understand, I understand.

Then he couldn't help but ask,"What is it? Uncle Dai, it's a big deal. How old is it?"?"

"Big, very big."Di An's answer was very simple.

"Is there anything to compare it to? Jiang Bie said with a smile.

"No, it's big anyway."Dian looked at the sky and spoke calmly.

"Then...can you reveal a little bit of information??"

"Yes, it must be yes?" Dai An sneered.

After a while, Uncle Dai was still looking at the moon.

Jiang Bie said in a low tone,"I'm listening, Uncle Dai."

"Oh, that's so annoying, you're the most annoying."Uncle Dai didn't even look back, he just left a word

"Um? ? What am I afraid of? What am I afraid of? ?"Jiang Bie touched his chin and began to think deeply.

Suddenly, a bright light flashed in his eyes. He thought of something, and his mouth began to tremble. He confirmed in disbelief.:

"Uncle Dai, it can't...it can't be, ghost...ghost, right??"

"Quite right."

Uncle Dai's voice is still very crisp.

But don't listen to it. It's more thunderous than thunder on a sunny day.

"Really, ghost, you can’t, ah...ah……"Jiang Bie looked up to the sky and roared:"It's hard to have such a master, it's hard to live with

"Okay, what are you talking about arresting? I even said I wouldn’t arrest him last time, so why are I still arresting him? Boo hoo hoo. Uncle

Dai not only did not comfort him, but also added to the jealousy:"If you go to bed now and let me be quiet for a while, I will consider arresting him in a few days.""

"Okay, okay, it's a deal, the uncle says, hurry up and whip the horse twice, don't lie to people, lying to people is like a puppy, a pug."

Jiang Bie's eyes lit up, he nodded quickly, emphasized again and again, jumped down immediately, and rushed into the house to sleep.

Diane smiled softly, and did not go into the house to sleep, but looked at the moon again.

Yes, that's right. , his thoughts returned to the poor beggar whom he had been praised for several times.

If this beggar were to be reborn, I believe the first thing he would do would be to never eat steamed buns for the rest of his life. It was too terrifying, and he would suffer from it every day. beat

……

Just when Jiang Bie was sleeping peacefully in Green Bamboo Garden, something big happened to Sister Dan Dan who escaped from the Jiang family.

Sister Egg once had a chance and got a skill, so she had some skills in her body.

After escaping from the Jiang family, she did not return directly to Guxiang Town, but returned to the mountain forest not far from Guxiang Town.

She clutched her chest, and every step she took was extremely difficult. White smoke was rising from her head, and she felt like she was about to be cooked.

"ah……"

It wasn't until she entered the forest that she let down her guard and cried out in pain.

There was a breath in his body that was constantly moving up and down.

If Jiang Bie had just given Sister Egg the 'Foundation Pill', her aura was only as big as an orchid bean.

Now it has been fermented by Sister Egg's constitution and directly amplified hundreds of times.

She groaned in pain again, her steps were frivolous, and now she couldn't even walk. There was a buzzing sound above her head, her eyes went white, she stumbled and fell down.

Sister Egg didn't know whether Jiang Bie gave him a Foundation Establishment Pill or a high-grade Foundation Establishment Pill.

When she lay down, the ground beneath her back was burning and smoking from the heat from her body.

She didn't even have the strength to hold her stomach. Her consciousness gradually began to blur, and the heat in her belly became even hotter.

The unknown mass of hot air was even more restless than before, as if a volcano was about to erupt.

Her mouth was open, wailing, and she knew she would not survive the night.

Jiang CunCun's figure suddenly appeared in her mind. He was the person who accompanied her the most besides her grandfather. Although most of them were chased by Jiang Bie and she ran in front.

I couldn't kill Jiang Wan tonight, but she was still quite disappointed. I'm afraid she will never come back for her blasphemy against me.

Although Jiang Bie was in the middle, she believed that Jiang Bie would not lie to her, and she even believed that the pill Jiang Bie gave her could not be poison.

"Bah la la."

Suddenly, there was a flash of lightning in the sky.

In this dark night, a sudden flash of lightning was really weird.

The spiritual energy in Sister Egg's body seemed to be afraid of this flash of lightning, and it was directed towards her. The limbs and bones were quickly drilled away.