Nonsensical Cultivation of Immortality: Conquer the Sky-shading Fan at the beginning, wow

"Haha, I see you won’t shed tears until you see the coffin."

Jiang Wan smiled jokingly, then pointed at the hole in the roof and said in a cold voice:"Who was the man in black who escaped just now??"

"I do not know him!"Jiang Bie said with a simple face.

"Haha, you said you don’t know him?"Jiang Wan shrugged, tilted his head and stared at Jiang Bie, teasingly

"Quite right."Jiang Bie blinked and looked innocent again.

"Do you think I would believe it? Jiang Wan narrowed her eyes and asked quietly.

"Not only did you two wear the same clothes, but you also fell from the roof together. The most important thing is that you were holding him when you fell. You told me that you didn't know him, right? ?"Jiang Wan - a smile on his face

"Yes, I don't know him."

Jiang Bie's eyes twitched as he looked at Jiang Wan sincerely.

Although Jiang Bie looked calm on his face, he was so shocked in his heart that he could never have imagined that Jiang Wan could be so powerful and destroy everything. See everything clearly

"Haha, you don’t know him, why are you hugging him?"Jiang Wan stared at Jiang Bie's expression.

"Because I was fighting with him, I couldn't beat him, so I just hugged him and then fell down."

Jiang Bie is telling lies with his eyes wide open.

"Great, great, this story is made up, do you think I will believe it?"Jiang Wan shook her head and laughed out loud.

"It should, probably, maybe, otherwise, haha, I would believe it."

Jiang Bie rubbed the tip of her nose and smiled slightly.

Jiang Wan circled around Jiang Bie and asked,"What's wrong with your clothes? Why are they so damaged?"?"

"I do not want to say."Jiang Bie's face darkened and he acted extremely aggrieved.

"Haha, if you say you don’t want to say it, then you don’t want to say it. Say it!!"Jiang Wan shouted sharply -

"Haha, I’m embarrassed to say it."Jiang Bie laughed, with a look of embarrassment on his face.

Jiang Wan's face darkened, and he scolded:"Don't give me that playful smile, tell me right away.!"

"Me, me, because I couldn't beat him, I was lifted up and rubbed by him, from the east wall to the west wall, and then from the north wall to the south wall.……"

"Poof!"Hearing this, Jiang Wan burst out laughing.

"You see, I just said I didn’t want to say it, and you laughed at me when I said it."

Jiang Bie's expression was on the verge of tears.

"No, no, let me tell you, no wonder it’s so worn, haha."Jiang Wan is still smiling.

"Are you still laughing? ?"Jiang Bie frowned and shouted.

"Okay, okay, no, no laughing."Jiang Wan waved her hands to comfort me.

This reminded me of a movie,"Two Treasures Fighting Demons".

The lines in it are like this

【We were building a house and this guy came out of nowhere and started killing himself around my house, like this one where he fell into a grinder

【There is another one at the back who stabbed himself to death with a sharp stake. I don’t know how many times you have dealt with similar incidents.

【But we were so scared that we pissed ourselves - we were so scared that we pissed ourselves!

【Fo Pei Le on the other side replied:"Do you think I am the author of this story?" Do you think if you were 'Fo Pei Le', would you believe it?

Don't say 'Fo Pei Le', even if Lu Xiaofeng comes, he will have to 'confused’

"Now it seems that you really don’t know the man in black?" Jiang Wan said with narrowed eyes.

"Of course, of course, a must."Jiang Bie quickly agreed with a smile.

Immediately, Jiang Wan's face changed and he scolded:"You made up this story, do you think I am a bad writer??

"Tell me the whole truth?!"

Jiang Bie's heart - Huh, he didn't expect Jiang Wan to be quite smart, but he had already thought of the reason.

Otherwise, if his head hurt so much just now, he would rather cover it and ignore it. Why?

Jiang Bie was so calm. Smiling, he said bitterly:"It took me more than three hours to run from Green Bamboo Garden to Jiang's house. When I almost arrived at Jiang's house,……"

"Stop!" Jiang Wan interrupted directly.

Then she narrowed her eyes and said,"Are you trying to say that when you were approaching Jiang's house, you were kidnapped by the man in black who ran away? It was he who forced you with a knife and asked you to Tell him, where is my yard? ? Jiang

Bie's heart suddenly tightened. This is indeed what I thought. Is Jiang Wan so smart?

Jiang Bie immediately retorted loudly,"No!"!

Jiang Wan raised her hand to interrupt him:"Wait until I finish.""

"And you made it very clear, but the Jiang family is too big, and the man in black can't remember the way. Just in case, he asked you to lead the way, and you were afraid of getting a knife, so you took him to my house courtyard

"Yes and no!!"

After saying that, Jiang Wan pointed his sword at Jiang Bie on the ground. He was really domineering.

What are you doing? What are you doing? You said you were smart and you acted like Di Renjie.

"no."Jiang Bie shook his head and said calmly.

"No...no...no, how is that possible. Jiang Wan's eyes widened in disbelief:"You must be lying.""

Jiang Bie had already thought of nonsense again, he said:

"It was already dark when I rushed to Jiang's house. In order not to disturb other people, I climbed up the wall, and then climbed along the wall to your yard."

"impossible!"Jiang Wan shouted directly

"Why is it impossible? Jiang Bie asked in surprise.

"My yard is in the middle of Jiang's house, and I don't know how many walls I have to pass in between."Jiang Wan retorted,"There are so many guards and patrols in our Jiang family. Do you think they are just breadwinners, or do you think they are blind?""

"Haha, of course they are not for dry food, after all, they are so dry. Jiang Bie said with a smile:"If I walk very slowly and there is no light on the wall, do you think it is possible?""

"Um? ?"

Jiang Wan began to think deeply, touching his chin with one hand, and soon he was sweating profusely. At this time, a towel was placed on Jiang Wan's face, and he gently wiped away the sweat on his face..

Jiang Wan turned back with a dark face, her face was gloomy, and she looked like she wanted to eat someone.

A sweet-looking woman was holding a wet towel to wipe Jiang Wan's face. When Jiang Wan turned her head, she smiled cutely and nodded. A sweet voice said:"Young master is sweating, I will wipe it for you.""

"Snapped!"

Jiang Wan angrily grabbed the wet towel and shook it. The towel stuck directly to the wall behind him, and the anger in his eyes became even greater.:

"Who asked you to disturb my thinking? Who is it? ?"

He yelled directly,"Who is it?!"

The sudden roar made the woman's face turn pale with fright, and she collapsed on the bed.

Jiang Wan slowly raised her head and glanced at the women in the corner. They were trembling with fear, with no blood on their faces, and even the air at this moment. Don't even dare to smoke

"Get out of here all!" Jiang Wan took a deep breath, closed her eyes and shouted

"cocoa……"

"But what can be done!!"

Jiang Wan was extremely angry. Just now a guard dared to refute his order, and now several girls dare to disobey him.

"But...but we haven't put on our clothes yet."One of the women trembled and said it.

The clothes of several women were still hanging behind the screen.

Hearing this, Jiang Wan frowned, turned her neck, raised her hand, Calm tone:

"Three numbers. If anyone has not left the house before the third number, they will be called into the"Xiaoxiaoyuan"’"

"ah!"

"Ah!"

When they heard the words 'Xiaoxiaoyuan', several women were so frightened that they burst into tears.

"1"

Jiang Wan had already shouted out.

The women didn't care whether they had any clothes on them. They just wanted to escape from the room immediately and wipe off the sweat. Fortunately, the woman put on some clothes in advance, and the other women all They were naked.

Although several people were scared to the point of weak feet, they were all afraid to enter Xiaoxiaoyuan. The fear at this moment was so great that even their feet became obedient. When Jiang Wan called out 2, they all sprinted ran out of the door at a fast speed

‘Jiang Bie has also heard of it. It is said to be the place where the Jiang family was lynched. No one who entered the"Xiaoxiao Yuan" has come out alive.

Because it is impossible for people who enter the"Smiley Yard" to laugh, so it is called the"Smiley Yard".

Seeing several naked women, Jiang Bie closed his eyes because he was not a beast.

At this moment, he truly felt in his heart that he was doing such a bad job as a man. His dream in his heart became more determined, and he vowed to become an immortal in this life. After becoming an immortal, he would return to the world where"everyone is equal.""

"It's my Jiang family's incompetence."

After a long time, Jiang Wan's voice broke the calm.

Incompetent, haha, Jiang Bie sneered:"The Jiang family is incompetent? Hahaha, it’s really the most ridiculous thing in the world!"

"How to say? ?"Jiang Wan turned around and asked doubtfully.

"If the Jiang family is really incompetent, how can they decide the life and death of others!"Jiang Bie smiled bitterly.:

"For example, those women just now."

Jiang Wan said calmly:"Those servants are you talking about?"

Jiang Bie nodded:"That's right.

Jiang Wan laughed,"It's just a few servants." Jiang

Bie only had a smile on his face:"They are just a few servants. Haha, if you are also a servant, you will understand their suffering." Jiang

Wan spread his hands and said jokingly:"It's a pity that I'm not.""

Seeing Jiang Wan's expression, Jiang Bie felt mixed emotions and couldn't explain what he was feeling.

"I still have to rush to send an invitation letter to Chu Weiyang, Master Jiang."Jiang Bie's expression was cold.

When he mentioned the words"Chu Wei Married", Jiang Wan's face showed excitement again. Coupled with the blood stains on his face and the incongruous lighting, the excitement on his face gradually turned into a ferocious, terrifying look, much like - What a pervert.

Jiang Wan turned around and waved with a smile,"Very good, hurry up.""

Jiang Bie endured the pain in his chest and stood up. He can't take the pill now, let alone in front of Jiang Wan. This is what Uncle Dai told him, and he can't let anyone know.

Jiang Wan saw Jiang Bie stand up. Still not leaving, he just stood there stupidly. Then he looked at him. Jiang Wan spread his hands and said,"Why don't you go faster?"?"

"I just walk out?"

"Otherwise, do you still want to climb out of the wall? ?"Jiang Wan said with a joke.

Jiang Bie shook his head. He didn't want to say a word to this devil now, and said:

"I just walked out of the Jiang family door. Can I go out?"

"Oh oh oh, yes, yes."

Jiang Wan had a look of realization on her face and shouted towards the door:

"Well, Ah Hua, come in and take Jiang Chandor out."