Nonsensical Cultivation of Immortality: Conquer the Sky-shading Fan at the beginning, wow

There are only two guards beside a gate. In such a large yard, there are no patrols, and the two guards are also outside the gate.

At this time, the two guards were still whispering.

"Young Master Jiang is such a loser. Can he handle five women alone? ?"

"Shh, you don't want your life. If someone hears you, you'll be finished."

"What are you talking about? What are you afraid of? I'm not afraid of death!" The man immediately retorted.

"Haha, great, then I'll go in and tell Master Jiang."The man smiled and gave him a thumbs up

"No, no, no, Brother Ahua, Brother Ahua, I was wrong, I was wrong."The man had a pleading tone.

Jiang Bie heard the conversation between the two and had only one comment in his mind. Jiang Wan is indeed a beast, a big beast. He will beat him hard later, and then he quickly crawled over.

Jiang Bie climbed to the ridge of the roof, looked back, and saw that there was no one around. He flew lightly, like a bird, and landed gently on the ridge of the roof without making any sound. It was perfect, 9.9 points.

He saw the black clothes on the ridge of the roof. Sure enough, the person was peeking down, and he smiled lightly.

Although he was wearing black clothes, he could still see his graceful figure and small figure. Jiang Bie felt a slight shiver in his heart and thought to himself:

"Why does this figure feel familiar?"

He quickly tapped his feet and moved forward softly. When he was about to reach the side of the man in black, the man in black suddenly trembled, as if he was startled, and raised his hand to draw his sword.

Jiang Bie quickly made a move."Shhhhhhhhh" gesture, and danced with gestures on one side, gesticulating left, gesticulating right, gesticulating forward, gesticulating back. I saw the man in black showing a frown, his eyes were surprised, and he must be thinking, what is this person doing? , if he is not a mute, he is a fool.

Seeing that Jiang Bie is not a person with martial arts skills, he put away his sword softly, and carefully raised his finger and pointed at Jiang Bie.

Jiang Bie saw clearly, she He meant to let himself pass, and he could see clearly that the snow-white and delicate jade fingers must be the fingers of a woman.

【Dai An has been taught not to put himself in danger]

Jiang Bie's eyes flashed slightly, and he suddenly fell into hesitation.

But the more he looked at the man in black, the more he looked like that woman, and the more he looked at her, the more similar she became, whether it was the figure, the figure, or the green jade fingers.

Jiang Bie frowned, bit his white teeth and nodded.

He decided to take a gamble and quickly waved his hands gently to show that he had no weapons. He moved forward carefully. When he walked in front of the man in black, he tilted his head and spoke in a low voice.

"I came to kill Jiang Wan, what about you? ?"

Just now, Jiang Bie had an impression in his mind that this was Jiang Wan's yard. He guessed that this man also came to kill Jiang Wan. He appeared on someone else's roof in the middle of the night, wearing black clothes and surrounding his face. With the sword in hand, Jiang Bie could not think of any other intention besides assassination.

Even if you beat Jiang Bie to death and distorted his values, he would not believe that this person came to someone else's roof in the middle of the night to spend his honeymoon. After hearing Jiang Bie's words, the man in black looked visibly stagnant, and then kept staring at Jiang Bie with great hostility and disbelief.

Jiang Bie chuckled and quickly announced his name,"My name is Jiang stupid, what about you? ?"

When Jiang Bie said Jiang was stupid, the man in black visibly trembled again, and the hostility in the two cold peach blossom eyes slowly turned into helplessness, anger, and irritability, and then the other one penetrated deeply. The hand in his sleeve was pulled out.

Seeing the movements of the man in black, Jiang Bie knew very well that the hand was not taking out Oreo cookies for him to eat, but a hidden weapon.

Jiang Bie had already determined that this person was that person. The woman, the woman he stalked without even asking her name

"I thought I would never see you again in this life?"

Jiang Bie was overjoyed. He was so happy that he could beat me with my shameless face again, haha.

I still remember that the sun was very big that day, it was really big. Jiang Bie walked in Jiang Mu City as usual, looking for places where he could get into his crotch. If there was none, he would create an opportunity for him to get under his crotch.

As the saying goes:

God doesn't give it to people, but people also give it to people.

People also give it to people. If you don’t give it, you will have to take it yourself. After wandering around for a while, Jiangbie hadn’t found anyone to get into, when he saw a girl on the side of the road. His whole body froze because he saw a girl who looked very similar to The woman who is my ex-girlfriend on Earth is super similar.

The woman squatted on the ground, with a small basket in front of her filled with eggs. She shouted in a sweet voice:

"Eggs are gone, eggs are for sale."

The voice was unusually pleasant. Jiang Bie stepped forward and asked not how to sell the eggs, but what the woman's name was. The woman was furious at that time. She was a prodigal. Behind her, an old man stepped forward with a dark face. He grabbed Jiang Bie by the collar and threw him dozens of meters away.

Not only was he scolded, but he was also thrown away. Not only was Jiang Bie not uncomfortable, he was actually very happy.

His ex-girlfriend on Earth was such a fierce person. Unexpectedly, this sister who sells eggs is more aggressive and hot than her.

From then on, Jiang Bie fell into trouble and became a 'slave of love'.

Jiang Bie began his journey of being dumped. After being dumped by her grandfather, 9×9=80 times, he never appeared again.

Jiang Bie was a good student, and he used the strategy of"play hard to get".

Oh, don't tell me, it really worked. The woman's grandfather sometimes asked her to come to Jiangmucheng alone to sell eggs.

And when the woman came to the city to sell eggs alone, Jie Jie Jie, he would come up to tease her...ahem, it was a conversation.

As a result, many times It's all women who can't stand Jiang Bie's stubborn face, so she has no choice but to leave, changing places every day, Jiang Bie is so easy to find.

Suddenly one day, Jiang Bie never saw this woman again and came to Jiang Mucheng Selling eggs, he knew that the woman couldn't bear the harassment he had, and might have gone to other cities to sell eggs. She was sad about this for a long time. During that time, he sang"Men don't shed tears when they are sad" every day, and Uncle Dai also I don’t understand what’s wrong with this boy Jiang. What is he singing? I don’t understand it at all??

Until now, Jiang Bie still doesn’t know what this woman’s name is.

Jiang Bie couldn’t hide the joy on her face. Said unapprovingly:

"Sister Egg, is it really you? I don't even know your name yet? ?"

When Jiang Bie called her Sister Egg, she glared angrily, snorted coldly, then lowered her head and looked into the room.

Seeing that she didn't refute, Jiang Bie felt even happier, knowing that she was really Sister Egg, but she was very Puzzled, he whispered:

"Why is Sister Egg still angry? ?"

Jiang Bie's cute voice was originally nice, but the words 'Egg Sister' were harsh to the ears of the man in black. How can a girl be called an egg?

Although she was very angry, she didn't pay attention to it. , because she knew very well that if she argued with Jiang Bie, it would be endless, and she was afraid that it would not be over in two hours. Instead, she turned her head angrily, staring down.

Jiang Bie also followed the woman's steps. Looking at it, Jiang Bie was so shocked that his teeth almost fell out.

He saw that a piece of tile below had been removed, and a black cloth was covered in the middle, blocking the reflection of the light in the house.

"Still an expert."Jiang Bie was impressed.

There was a big bed in the room, and there were five beautiful women on the bed. Each one was sixteen or seventeen years old. None of them were wearing any clothes, and they were not covered with any quilts. Ahem... the funniest thing. What's strange is that there is a short man lying in the middle of them, sleeping soundly. The contrast is like five godmothers sleeping with a little godson.

The luxurious decorations in the room are from Jiangbie For the first time in my life, there are large pieces of blue pebbles around the house. They are all naturally formed, not artificial. The bottom of the house is surrounded by some high-quality furniture and accessories. The entire roof of

Nuoda is almost covered with 'blue pebbles' Yes, Jiang Wan may have covered these 'green pebbles' with black silk, one uncovered, one covered with red silk, one uncovered again, two covered with blue silk, and then separated them for the sake of mood. The two are not covered, and they emit light of different colors, one side is bright, the other side is dark, colorful, making it look like a KTV.

Ordinary people can't even afford one, but Jiang Wan not only has them in one room, Just for the sake of romance, this is the real"prodigal son""

"Jiang Wan really knows how to enjoy it!"Jiang Bie couldn't help but shook his head and sighed softly.

He saw that Jiang Bie's eyes were still staring at the naked women on Jiang Wan's bed. Jiang Bie's face was surrounded by black cloth, and his facial expressions could not be seen.

But the man in black has thought about it, he must be full of jokes.

"Jiang Cici had long red lips and pink face, but he didn't expect that his heart would be so dirty."

Thinking of this, the man in black's peach blossom eyes were full of disgust, and he was extremely slanderous in his heart. He is indeed a scoundrel, a super scoundrel...

Jiang Bie was looking at the decoration inside, thinking about beating Jiang Wan for a while. Where can he escape safely? Suddenly his vision went dark, and a green hand blocked his eyes.

Jiang Bie looked stunned, what are you doing? Why are you blocking me? He quickly turned around and saw the man in black, who was still there. Jiang

Bie frowned slightly, put his mouth to the man in black's ear, and whispered:

"What's wrong, Sister Egg, have you discovered anything new? ?"

This approach, it's over. The man in black felt a sudden surge in his heart. A strange feeling that she had never experienced before. A burning tingling sensation came over her face like lightning. She was like a 'red dust fairy' He couldn't stop her, and soon his hands stopped obeying him, and then his body couldn't move.

Seeing that she didn't respond, Jiang Bie quickly prepared to ask again, but his eyes caught a glimpse of the woman's ears turning red. The monkey's butt was more than ten times red, and he exclaimed in his heart,"It's broken, it's broken, Sister Egg is so shy."

Seeing the woman's motionless look, Jiang Bie didn't know how to comfort her, and then couldn't help it. After taking a look, he saw that the tips of his ears were still so red. With a puff, Jiang Bie covered her mouth and laughed softly.

Startled by the sound, the woman's numb body moved, and then she snorted angrily, without even turning her head. He stared straight down, and then felt uncomfortable again. He quickly stood up shyly and wanted to leave this ghost place.

"Hum!!"

Her body was still sore and numb. When she stood up, her feet staggered and she fell straight down. Jiang Bie was shocked and subconsciously reached out to hug her. Uh... no, to help her. , using his martial arts skills, he jumped up from his feet.