Lin Fan, who was hiding in the closet, became more and more frightened as he listened.
Think about it, if I had just come to deliver a takeaway and not come in to clear the sewer, there wouldn't be so many B things now.
It was just a matter of clearing the sewer. Who would have thought that the quality of the house was so poor that it would collapse.
Forget it.
I was so good that I was stuffed into the closet by the young woman and trembled.
Do you blame yourself for spending the 300 yuan to clear the sewer?
No no no!
If you want to blame it, blame the dog system.
Who let the dog system draw the skill [Mastery of Unclogging Sewers] for me?
If you have skills, you don’t need to worry about them. It will make you feel itchy in your heart.
Yeah!
This is all the fault of the dog system!
Lin Fan naturally passed the blame to the system.
And just then.
Lin Fan also saw someone posting the itinerary of their takeout order on the barrage.
A bad premonition came to Lin Fan's mind
"Hi hi hi...Brother, look at this..."The cameraman was stroking a piece of pink sexy underwear in his hand, and whispered with a somewhat lewd expression.
"I didn’t expect this family to have such a good time. Look at the stripes and the feel. Wow!……"
Lin Fan was completely speechless.
The young lady Jin Lian is an idiot.
The camera guy on the show is also an idiot.
How long has it been, and you’re still holding on to someone else’s sexy underwear.
If someone else's husband sees it, he can't even wash it off even if he jumps into the Yellow River!
Lin Fan grabbed the sexy underwear and wanted to put it away.
But the next second!
The closet door in front of Lin Fan was opened by someone, and
Jin Lian's husband stood in front of them with a look of astonishment.
The pink sexy underwear was particularly dazzling in the darkness.
Jin Lian's husband noticed it immediately. Because it felt so good, even Lin Fan couldn't help but squeeze it.
For this reason, everyone clearly saw that Jin Lian’s husband’s eyes began to turn red.
"Well......Big brother, if I say that I really came here just to clear the sewer, would you believe it?"
"Then tell me, what is it you are holding in your hand?"
"Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong! My underwear just fell off, I just picked it up out of kindness"
"Yeah, yeah, out of kindness. Seeing that you are having a hard time, I'll go to the kitchen and cut some fruit for you to try!"
After Jin Lian's husband finished speaking, he turned around and walked out of the bedroom regardless of whether Lin Fan or the others agreed.
Lin Fan and the cameraman quickly came out of the closet.
18"I was scared to death! Scared me! I just held someone else’s wife’s underwear, and I thought I couldn’t explain it clearly again."
"Unexpectedly, the eldest brother was quite nice and even went to the kitchen to cut fruit for us to eat."
Lin Fan and the cameraman both breathed a sigh of relief.
When the friends in the live broadcast room saw this, they immediately became unhappy.
The friends originally thought that the elder brother was going to fight Lin Fan and the others, but they never expected that the elder brother would be so generous. He also went to the kitchen to get some fruit for Lin Fan and the others to eat.
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——【Not interesting! Not interesting! What kind of thing is this? Big brother just let the anchor and the others go?】
——【What's going on with this big brother! ? The anchor hid in the closet of your bedroom and held your wife's sexy underwear. You didn't even suspect that something was going on between them! ?】
——【That’s it! If I were in this situation, I would have gone to the kitchen to get a knife. The eldest brother is good. Not only does he believe what the hosts say, but he also prepares fruits for them.】
——【It’s really a pity that I don’t wear a few hats with my brother’s magnanimity.】
——【Hahahahahaha, if it were the old man from before, no one would believe what the anchor said in this situation.】
——【Damn it, the anchor is really lucky, he can get through this】
——【......】
The water friends in the live broadcast room were immediately disappointed when they saw the big brother's reaction. on the contrary!
The eldest brother's wife, Jin Lian, not only did not breathe a sigh of relief after seeing her husband's reaction, but her face became even paler.
At this moment, Lin Fan suddenly caught a glimpse of a cold light from the corner of his eyes.
He moved and dodged a sharp kitchen knife coming towards him.
Bang!
The kitchen knife hit the closet door, and sawdust flew!
Lin Fan was shocked when he saw this.
I turned around and saw the eldest brother with red eyes and a kitchen knife tightly in his hand.
"Damn it!"
"Brother! Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive! What are you doing? Didn't you say you were going to the kitchen to prepare fruit for us?"
"yes! The fruit has been prepared for you, you can eat it slowly on the way."
As soon as he finished speaking, the eldest brother took the kitchen knife and wanted to strike again.
Fortunately, the young lady Jin Lian saw this and quickly stepped forward to block it.
"Husband, stop it! Can you please stop doing this!"
"I really had nothing to do with them. They were just here to deliver food. I saw that he also knew how to clear the sewers, so I asked him to come in and help."
"So, you went to the closet sparingly? And they are still holding your sexy underwear in their hands!"
Jin Lian young woman:......
Lin Fan:......
Camera guy:......
What the eldest brother said, the three of them really don’t know how to explain it.
"Okay, okay, let me chop them both to death first, and then we can live a good life."
As soon as the elder brother finished speaking, he was about to come over with a knife and chop him down.
"Big brother, big sister-in-law! If you have something to say, say it well. If you have something to say, say it well. Oh, right! I have live video here to prove their innocence."
When the cameraman saw this, he quickly took out his camera.
But after hearing this, the anger in his heart became even stronger.
"What! ? Did you even take a video?"
"OK! You are having more fun than us, maybe you can see it in the domestic selfie area some other time, I will chop you to death!"
As soon as these damn words came out, even Lin Fan didn't know how to explain it.
Why does everyone now think that we are filming when they see the camera!?
The last big brother was like this, and this big brother is like this again. So.
What was different from Lin Fan's worries was that the water friends in the live broadcast room burst out laughing after hearing what the elder brother said.
——【puff! Hahahahahaha, I’m laughing so hard. I’m laughing so hard. Big brother has some ideas. There’s even a domestic selfie section. It seems that big brother doesn’t watch it less.】
——【The older brother above is proficient in small-foot pot chicken, and this older brother is proficient in the domestic area. He is very good at playing.】
——【Big brother: I was just playing with sexy lingerie, I didn’t expect you to have more fun with it than me!】
——【I can’t explain it clearly. I can’t explain it clearly. The anchor has to explain it clearly again this time!】
——【The anchor said that he really wanted to thank you! It’s really hard to be honest. No one believes you when you tell the truth.】
——【Family members, who knows? They are all biased against cameras, and those who get the cameras think they are filming】
——【Hahahahahaha, there is no way, who would let the anchor not only hide in other people's wardrobes, but also hold other people's wives' sexy underwear in their hands? In this case, adding a camera is naturally a matter of course.】
——【However, if the eldest brother only uses a knife, he shouldn't be able to deal with the anchor. Don't forget how strong the anchor's fighting power is. Jie Jie Jie Jie…】
——【……】
Yes, that's right!
Lin Fan is much stronger than his eldest brother.
Not to mention him alone, even ten big brothers who came with kitchen knives couldn't beat Lin Fan.
Now that I see someone, I can't persuade them to go in no matter how hard I try.
Lin Fan didn't talk nonsense to him. He grabbed his elder brother's wrist with one hand and used all his strength!
The eldest brother screamed, and the kitchen knife fell into Lin Fan's hand.
"Why...Brother, why are you doing this?"
"Your wife and I are really innocent!"
The words just fell.
At this moment, there was a bang, and the door of the room was knocked open from the outside.
"The police are on the case! Put the knife down quickly and hold it with both hands.....Brother Lin? Why are you here?" (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
"Xiao Chen?"
The person who broke into the door was none other than Xiao Chen, who had received the report.
The person who reported the case was none other than the eldest brother's wife, Jin Lian.
Jin Lian knew her husband's character very well, so when he came home, she took care of herself just in case. The case was reported as soon as possible.
Xiao Chen, who rushed to the scene, also looked confused.[]
Because the person who reported the case said that his husband had mental problems and might stab someone with a knife after seeing her with another man.
But the person holding the kitchen knife in front of him was Lin Fan.
This is how the same thing! ?
"Forest...Brother Lin, you...Why don't you put down the knife?"
Hearing this, Lin Fan quickly put down the knife.
"Officer Xiao Chen, you misunderstood. Things are not what you think......."
"Woo woo woo...Comrade policeman, you came just in time, you must make the decision for me!"
"This person...This guy not only fucked my wife, but also had someone filming her on the side. I wore a big cuckold from head to tail, and I...I don't even want to live anymore."
The eldest brother quickly ran to Officer Xiao Chen and cried.
When Officer Xiao Chen heard this, he looked at the young lady Jin LianHe looked at Lin Fan again.
He secretly admired Lin Fan in his heart.
No one has this kind of luck.
First there was a married man, and now there was a young woman who had just given birth to a child and was waiting to be fed.
No matter which one is special, it is the best.
I'm afraid if I put together another one, I can fight the landlord.
"Officer Xiao Chen, believe me, we are really innocent. If you don’t believe me, you can watch the live replay."
Lin Fan once again used the video to prove his innocence.
Sure enough!
After watching the video, the eldest brother's bloodshot eyes gradually returned to calm.
However, after he saw the bathroom caved in, the expression on his face changed. He couldn't stand it anymore.
He looked at Lin Fan in surprise.
The expression on his face seemed to say, Brother, I asked you to clear the sewer, but I didn't ask you to demolish your home!
However, compared to being cheated on himself, this result still makes the elder brother very satisfied. accepted
"Hahahahahaha, I'm sorry, I misunderstood you, I'm really sorry."
"If sorry is useful, why do we need the police? You scared my friend just now. You see, he peed. You should at least pay some compensation for mental damages."
Lin Fan pulled the camera guy over and touched his pants and said
"It should, it should, you should see if ten thousand yuan is enough, because my bathroom still needs to be repaired, and I may not have much money at the moment."
"Forget it, ten thousand is ten thousand, just pass the wealth treasure to me."
Lin Fan took out his cell phone.
When it came to the bathroom, he didn't want to charge more money.
【Ding, the wealth treasure has arrived at 10,000 yuan. 】
The next second.
The eldest brother turned to Lin Fan.
After seeing the money arrive, Lin Fan became happy.
This side business finally paid off.
Lin Fan's matter was resolved.
But the elder brother's matter has not been resolved yet.
After all, the eldest brother wanted to kill someone with a kitchen knife before. The moment he picked up the kitchen knife, the nature of the case changed.
This is very bad behavior.
So, the eldest brother was brought into the police car with a pair of silver bracelets.
Originally, Officer Xiao Chen wanted to ask Lin Fan to go back and make a record, but Lin Fan refused because he still had food to deliver.
Lin Fan said that he would never drink tea again today.
There was no other way, so Xiao Chen had no choice but to write a note for Lin Fan on the spot.
This was also for Lin Fan's sake. If it were anyone else, Xiao Chen would have invited him back no matter what.
While taking notes, Lin Fan also learned the details of the family from Xiao Chen's mouth.
It turns out that this is not the first time this elder brother has committed an offense.
In the past few months, the eldest brother had injured a deliveryman and courier because his wife was alone with the opposite sex.
Even the neighbor next door was beaten for saying a few words to his wife.
The eldest brother's mentality seems to be a little abnormal, and he has the kind of extremely controlling personality.
He is usually very kind to his wife, but once he finds out that his wife is in contact with the opposite sex, he can't control it.
Therefore, after young lady Jin Lian heard about her husband, she quickly pushed Lin Fan and the cameraman into the closet.
I just don’t want my husband to go crazy again.
As the elder brother got into the familiar police car, oooh! Ouch! Ouch! After driving towards the police station.
613 This matter also came to an end.
Lin Fan was happy.
But the water friends in his live broadcast room were not happy
——【Hey hey hey...Don't go, don't go! The anchor hasn't been taken away yet, why did you leave?】
——【Good guy! The tea is almost reaching your mouth, but the host can avoid this?】
——【Depend on! The anchor knows how to dodge to the extreme!】
——【Could it be...Could it be that the anchor can really break the curse of drinking tea today?】
——【No, no, no! I come to watch the live broadcast, only for three things! Have tea! Have tea! What’s special is drinking tea!】
——【Me too! Anchors can't live up to their hard work over such a long period of time. You know, privately, everyone no longer thinks you are a star, but rather like a star!】
——【puff! Hahahahahahaha, it’s so funny to me, so funny to me....What a damn star! You also came out of nine-year compulsory education. Why are you so good?】
——【Can’t everyone just hope for some anchors? If he really went in, how could we see these exciting shows? Is it possible to change the channel and watch those sissy chicks? Sorry, I will feel physically uncomfortable that way】
——【Ha ha ha ha...If the anchor is really so easy to evolve, Team Zhang and the others won’t have to replace their tea leaves with Biluochun, and they will probably have to do so in the future.】
——【......】
Seeing these water friends, they are eager to go in and drink tea by themselves.
Lin Fan was speechless.
He was now a famous star with tens of millions of fans.
Although many of them are like them, they are eager for him to drink tea.
But no matter how you say it, black fans are also fans
"Brothers, we are a live broadcast room with positive energy. Don’t just think about drinking tea all day long."
"Today the anchor said that he would not go in for tea."
Lin Fan assured the friends in the live broadcast room.
However, his assurance was met with laughter in the live broadcast room.
The screen in the live broadcast room was filled with messages saying"believe the host, still believe I am Qin Shihuang!"
In response, Lin Fan was speechless. Fan no longer explained.
He wanted to prove it with his actions.
There was only one last order left.
After this order was delivered, this morning's takeout orders would also be delivered.
Lin Fan, who was riding a small electric donkey, after picking up the meal, Then he drove to the community where the customer was.
Ten minutes later,
Lin Fan arrived at the community where the customer was, took out his phone and made a call.
"Hello! Hello Ms. Bai, your [Zhang Daliang Malatang] has arrived, where can I put it?"
"Please bring it up. I told the security guards at the door and they won't stop you."
The voice on the other end of the phone was a mature woman's.
"Okay, I'll send it up now."
Lin Fan walked into the community with Malatang.
This is a new community that has been handed over for a few years. There are not many residents who have moved in.
Naturally, the elevator is waiting for use.
Walk into the elevator, press the floor button, and the elevator will open. then rise
"Ding~"
"4 is here~"......
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