【360 Lines of Ordinary Careers】Program Headquarters
"Huh~~" The director let out a long sigh of relief.
From just now, everyone in their program team was staring at Lin Fan.
When Officer Xiao Chen appeared, the director's team's hearts were in their throats.
They I thought that Lin Fan was going to be finished and would be invited to drink tea again.
But unexpectedly, there was a twist in the end and Lin Fan was not taken away.
Only then did Xuan, who had been tense for the show, relax a little.
"Director, I was scared to death. I really thought Lin Fan was going to be taken away just now."
"Me too! Good guy, the situation just now was so bad~ I can’t explain it clearly."
"Fortunately, it was just an error. If the program was taken away on the first day, we would really have no way to explain to the management, and maybe the program would be stopped."
All the staff felt a sense of fear.
Even the director himself, his back was soaked through at this time.
However, high risk means high reward.
From the middle-aged man bringing the police in to catch the rape, to the 1314 declaration of love , directly caused the popularity of their program group to soar like a rocket.
The director felt that Lin Fan was a double-edged sword.
If it was controlled well, it would bring a lot of popularity to their program group.
But once it was not controlled well, they This variety show is likely to face the risk of being banned.
For this reason, their director team decided to check Lin Fan's live broadcast 24 hours a day.
Once a situation arises, it will be stopped immediately!
For the show team, other guests are It’s just little Karami, he! Lin Fan is the final big BOSS!
Although he sympathizes with the cuckold’s experience,
Lin Fan feels that he is lucky.
After all, they don’t have children yet.
If they want to divorce, It’s not a difficult thing.
The most terrifying result is that you have a child, but find out that the child is not your biological child.
That’s the most explosive thing!
Lin Fan admitted in a short video that he had seen it.
What a guy!
He gave birth to three children after 16 years of marriage. Children, but it turns out that none of the children are his own!
That's the worst thing!
The situation of the cuckold brother can be regarded as a blessing among misfortunes!
After coming out of Jinhua Yufu Community,
Lin Fan's cell phone keeps ringing——
【You have new orders for Ele Hungry, please check them carefully!】
【You have new orders for Ele Hungry, please check them carefully!】
【You have new orders for Ele Hungry, please check them carefully! 】
It’s almost lunch time and there are so many orders.
In just a short period of time, Lin Fan received five or six takeout orders.
【Customer name: Mr. Shen】
【Phone number: 135XXXXX
【Delivery address: Room 201, Unit 2, Hongfeng Community】
【Whole distance: 1km
【Business address: Wang Xiaoxiao Braised Chicken and Rice】
【Meal delivery status: Meal has been served】
【Delivery time: as soon as possible】
【Delivery fee: 5 yuan】
【Delivery method: Crazy Bird arrives on time】
【Delivery Knight: Lin Fan】
【Payment method: online payment】
【Customer name: Ms. Fu】
【Phone number: 138XXXXX
【Delivery address: Room 666, Unit 6, Pioneer Community】
【Whole distance: 3km
【Business address: Ta Shi Ding Long Guo Burger】
【Meal delivery status: Meal has been served】
【Delivery time: as soon as possible】
【Delivery fee: 5 yuan】
【Delivery method: Crazy Bird arrives on time】
【Delivery Knight: Lin Fan】
【Payment method: online payment】
【Customer name: Ms. Bai】
【Phone number: 135XXXXX
【Delivery address: Unit 4, Future Community Building, 414】
【Whole distance: 6km
【Business address: Zhang Daliang Malatang】
【Meal delivery status: The merchant is preparing】
【Delivery time: as soon as possible】
【Delivery fee: 5 yuan】
【Delivery method: Crazy Bird arrives on time】
【Delivery Knight: Lin Fan】
【Payment method: Online payment】
According to the distance traveled and the meal status.
Lin Fan chooses the best to deliver orders.
This is also a tip for their delivery riders to make money.
With the same delivery price, it is natural to choose the one that is close to the road and can deliver orders to several companies at once.
"Hello, your takeaway has arrived"
"Okay, let's leave it at the doorman's place, right?"
"Hello, your takeaway has arrived"
"Okay, I put it in the takeout cabinet."
"Hello, your takeaway has arrived"
"What! ?"
"You don't want it anymore? Give it to me to eat?"
"That...Well, thank you."
Lin Fan delivered several takeaways in a row, but nothing outrageous happened.
This made Lin Fan calm down a little.
Sure enough!
Situations like the first order were just accidental, and he was really not so unlucky.
After thinking about this, Lin Fan relaxed a little.
After picking up a meal from the [Ta Shi Ding Long Guo Burger] restaurant, he drove towards the Pioneer Community.
In a short time, he arrived at the Pioneer Community.
This is an old community, so there is not only no security guard at the door, but also no takeout counter.
For this reason, Lin Fan had no choice but to ride in and deliver it to the customers.
Just when Lin Fan arrived at the downstairs of unit 6.
Suddenly!
A The wooden clothes hanger fell from the sky and hit Lin Fan directly on the head.
"Damn it! Throwing objects from high altitude! ?"
"What the hell!"
"Who! Who! Who the hell threw this! ?"
Lin Fan stopped the battery car, picked up the clothes hanger, and immediately planned to activate the Zuan people's ancestral skills.
But at this moment, he saw a delicate appearance, plump and round body, wearing a white suspender stick out from the balcony on the sixth floor. A woman.
The woman was holding clothes in one hand and holding a one-two-month-old child in the other. She was gesturing towards Lin Fan and apologizing non-stop.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the child was too noisy just now. He didn't catch it with his hands, and the clothes rack fell down. Didn't it damage you?"
Looking at the young woman waiting for food in front of him, Lin Fan didn't say anything. But his live broadcast room exploded.
All the friends were excited!
【Popularity】+1+1+1+1
【Popularity】+1+1+1+1...
——【Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!】
——【Young woman! Young woman! What’s more, it’s the young woman. The dog anchor is having trouble with the young woman today, isn’t she? ?】
——【Good guy! Why is it that the young women the host meets are all more stature than the other, and this one is even more important. She seems to have just given birth. I can smell a faint milky fragrance from the screen.】
——【Big sister, are you willing to take care of another 360-month-old baby? I have a small milk supply and can be fed easily.】
——【Damn it, you upstairs are thinking about shit, get out of here!】
——【Does any brother find this scene particularly familiar? Oops...Jinlian, is that you?】
——【Aha! ? Damn it, it does smell like golden lotus.】
——【Damn it, the plot of Little Foot Pot Chicken has just ended, and the plot of Jin Lian is coming again, it's really exciting! 】(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
——【Don't do it! Don't do it! If the anchor keeps doing this, I will die in the live broadcast room today.】
——【I can still tolerate the little chicken, but I can't tolerate Sister Jinlian at all!】
——【Anchor! Either you die today or I lead you to death!】
——【......】
The water friends in the live broadcast room are full of fun[]
Even the cameraman next to him was amazed at Lin Fan's luck.
In just one day, I was able to meet two top-notch young women, and one was even better than the other.
Is this really the bad guy in the entertainment industry?
After Lin Fan saw the other party's apologetic attitude, he also chose to forgive.
He picked up the wooden clothes rack and padded his hands and said:"It's okay, it's okay. Fortunately, it's not a clothes rack made of steel pipes. If it's just made of wood, it's no big deal.""
"It seems that your floor is on the 6th floor. I happen to be going there to deliver food. Can I bring it to you?"
"That’s really troublesome for you, handsome boy~"
Jin Lian......No, the mellow young woman did not reject Lin Fan's proposal.
Lin Fan took the takeout out of his insulated box, parked the battery cart, and walked up with the clothes rack in one hand and the takeout in the other.
The old community didn't even have an elevator. After walking for more than two minutes, Lin Fan reached the 6th floor.
Fortunately, Lin Fan's physical fitness was stronger than the average person, otherwise he would have been out of breath at this time.
I was about to knock on the door of Room 666, but the door opened.
It was no one else who opened the door.
It was the young golden lotus woman who hit Lin Fan just now.
"What a coincidence?"
"Is this really not arranged by your program team?"
Lin Fan looked at the camera guy with a puzzled look on his face. He met two top-notch young women. Lin Fan seriously doubted that this was the effect of the program.
But when the camera guy heard this, his head shook like a rattle.
"coincidence! this...Is this the takeout I ordered?"
"【Set C of Ta Shi Ding Long Guo Burger?"
"right! I ordered it correctly."
The young lady Jin Lian took the takeout and clothes rack from Lin Fan's hand.
"I'm really sorry just now. I didn't hurt you. I have Yunnan Baiyao at home. Why don't you come in and apply some on you?"
"No, no, I'm fine."
Lin Fan quickly refused.
Just kidding!
Just now, he thought he was going in to take a shower and was misunderstood by others.
Now Lin Fan won't go in at all.
After Lin Fan refused, he turned around and planned to leave.
"Why! Wait a minute, handsome boy!"
"I heard on the Internet that some hungry takeaway guys are proficient in all kinds of martial arts. The sewer in my house happens to be blocked, and the child’s father happens to be not at home. I don’t have the contact number of a company that specializes in clearing sewers. I don’t know what you know about it. Can't unclog sewers"
——【Aha! ?】
——【Sister, have you surfed the Internet too much? Do you really think you can just have sex with me?】
——【Unclogging sewers is something that professionals do. How dare you let a delivery boy do it? Someone who doesn't know how to do it might pierce your entire sewer, and then there will really be shit everywhere. Well, we can’t save this money!】
——【That’s it! It’s time to save, it’s time to spend money! Besides, I don’t think the anchor will do things like unblocking sewers.】
——【Damn it! Those upstairs, shut up! You know what you are talking about! ? Originally, the anchor might not know how to do it, but now that you say that, even if he doesn’t know how to do it, he will change his mind! ?】
——【I used to doubt the anchor's ability to unlock locks, but then the anchor taught me a good lesson! Later, I doubted the anchor's ability to drive an excavator. As a result, not only did they dig out the ancient tomb, but they also unearthed a serial murder case. The anchor is really capable, and he will really get it done when something happens!】
——【Again! You can doubt the dog anchor's ability to sing and dance rap, but you can never doubt his ability in life. Maybe someone else’s dog anchor could even build an atomic bomb!】
——【When it comes to doing things, the dog anchor is quite good】
——【......】
This is true!
I slapped my heel when I farted, and I came up with the idea - what a coincidence.
I just got [Mastery of Unblocking Sewers] today, and the job came to me!
Adhering to the principle that if you have money, don't make a bastard, Lin Fan stopped in his tracks
"What a coincidence!"
"I really know how to do this!"
Director: ???
Cameraman: ???
New fan in the live broadcast room: ???
The cameraman looked at Lin Fan in surprise.
No, buddy!
That's unclogging the sewers. You know how to do this!
You really Is that a celebrity?
Lin Fan directly refreshed the world view of the cameraman
"Really, that’s great!"
"But let’s talk first. One order, one order, I have to pay for unblocking the sewer."
"How many?"
"The price is 300."
"That’s not expensive, deal!"
"Dele!"
Lin Fan, a layman who added money, followed the Jin Lian woman into the house contentedly.
As for delivering food, we can do it later.
Delivering food is only 5 yuan, and unblocking the sewer costs 300.
Even a fool can make money from this question!
"Do you have tools at home?"
"Okay, okay, there's a toolbox."
The young woman Jin Lian handed Lin Fan a toolbox, which was indeed full of types, including professional tools for clearing sewers.
After learning that the sewer at the young woman's home was blocked, Lin Fan came to the bathroom with the tools.
As soon as he entered , a pungent smell came over me.
It was sloppy!
The smell was so strong, I should have quoted a higher price just now!
"Handsome guy, my sewer has been clogged for several days, so the smell is indeed quite strong."
The young lady Jin Lian covered her nose with one hand and held the child with the other, and said apologetically.
Since the child was only one or two years old, it happened to be the time when milk was needed.
Therefore, for the sake of convenience, the young woman wore relatively cool clothes, which made her appear taller and more knowledgeable. I understand.
Lin Fan avoided looking and coughed a few times tactically:"Cough cough cough...It's okay, professionals like us have never seen anything like this before"
"That's really troublesome for you, handsome boy."
"Why! First-time mothers like us lack common sense in life. A few days ago, I threw the child's diaper into the toilet and flushed it, which caused the sewer to become clogged."
Ms. Jin Lian looked annoyed.
But the baby in her hands looked happy. The little guy was pulling Jin Lian's hair with one hand and the shoulder strap with the other.
Look, the baby is so hungry.
He can even look for food on his own.
Listen. After finishing what Jin Lian said, Lin Fan was speechless.
My dear, I really have you!
He even threw the diaper into the toilet. It would be weird if it wasn't blocked!
Sure enough!
The saying that you will be stupid for three years after being pregnant is not It makes no sense.
However, when seeing the golden lotus young woman so moisturized!
Even a man would choose to forgive.
Young people don’t know how good young women are, and they only regard young girls as treasures.
Everyone who has been here knows that very moist young women are real treasures!
All you need to do is clap your hands. , people understand everything, and you don’t need to say a word at all.
"You can't throw diapers into the toilet, but it's okay. It's a trivial matter to me. I think your child seems to be hungry. Why don't you go to the living room and rest for a while? I'll call you when you get here."Lin Fan was full of confidence.
After hearing this, the young lady Jin Lian looked at her shoulder strap that was almost torn off, her face instantly turned red, and she left the bathroom with her child in her arms.
——【Damn it! Don't go! Don't go!】
——【Dog anchor, why are you so talkative? Can't you feed the child here when he is hungry? We are all gentlemen and we don't know how to do anything! Ding...My movie seems to have been downloaded, please log out first.】
——【A little bit, a little bit, just a few hundred million points away!】
——【Obviously the little baby has worked so hard, but who would have thought that there would be a dog anchor like this!】
——【I really envy the baby. He has been able to eat well since he was a child. Unlike me, who is thirty years old and can’t even eat a morsel of steamed buns.】
——【Upstairs, this steamed bun of yours better be a serious steamed bun! 】
The water friends in the live broadcast room want to bite Lin Fan to death, you are the only one who talks so much, right?.....superior..
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