I took a loan to work, and I misled the central station.

These videos on the Internet serve as a reminder to the majority of sons-in-law.

When you go to your girlfriend's house, you will never wander around the village again.

You will never tease your girlfriend's dog.

The netizen who is a new son-in-law was badly cheated by Wang Xuan.

After working hard to pretend for a long time, Wang Xuan's news broke the circle.

Zhang Shuyue also has a sister.

And her sister has been married for a long time.

So she witnessed all the transformations of her brother-in-law.

It is exactly the same as what Wang Xuan said.

When the picture appeared in my mind, my expression was a little bit tense.

I laughed when I thought about it.

I was desperate while laughing.

This is the first live broadcast of the new year, and I was deducted 600 or 700 yuan.

I can only continue the live broadcast with the sadness in my heart.

Zhang Shuyue: "Every year when I go to my in-laws' house to pay New Year's greetings, it is the happiest time."

"Because there are not only delicious food, but also lucky money."

Wang Xuan: "The one who gives the most every year is my uncle."

"If he doesn't give much, then go get a haircut."

"If you give me one hundred less, you'll get one more haircut."

Zhang Shuyue was instantly overwhelmed.

He burst into laughter.

Shaving your head in the first month of the year will kill your uncle.

Everyone knows this joke.

In fact, intellectuals understand what's going on.

After the Qing Dynasty entered the pass, it issued a haircut order.

The Han people would rather die than surrender.

In the end, they had no choice but to shave their heads.

However, there is still a folk rule that people don't shave their heads in the first month of the year.

It's because they miss the old dynasty.

In order to avoid being discovered by the government, the story was changed to "shaving your head in the first month of the lunar year will kill your uncle."

It has been passed down until now.

After Zhang Shuyue burst into laughter, her face immediately collapsed.

Deduction of money is a small matter. Are you sure you won't be in trouble if you broadcast this on CCTV?

To put it mildly, it's just a slip of the tongue. To put it seriously, it's promoting feudal superstition.

Promoting feudal superstition on CCTV, isn't that courting death?

Zhang Shuyue was worried about Wang Xuan.

Wang Xuan's home.

Everyone was talking and laughing.

While they were chatting, Wang Xiaoya's younger brother Wang Xiaolun came in.

He is in the third year of high school, and it's only the sixth day of the first lunar month and school hasn't started yet.

I couldn't find my nephew after searching for a long time, so I ran here to take a look.

"Uncle!" Nephew Xiaoshuai rushed to his uncle.

"He is still closer to his uncle?" Wang Xiaoya sighed.

"The nephew looks so much like his uncle. The two really look alike."

Everyone sat at the gate and chatted.

The news about Wang Xuan was still playing on TV.

Wang Xiaolun carried his nephew into the living room.

Wang Xuan's voice just came from the TV.

The nephew curled up in Wang Xiaolun's arms with his eyes rolling.

Although he had justHe just turned three, but children nowadays are very smart.

He understands everything he should understand.

A new brain is useful.

"Uncle, why don't you give me New Year's money?" Wang Xiaolun was stunned.

Who knew that such a young nephew would know how to ask for New Year's money.

"Okay, uncle will give you New Year's money!" Wang Xiaolun searched for a long time before he took out ten yuan in change from his pocket.

Although Xiaoshuai is only ten years old, he can already recognize money.

"It's only ten yuan, I don't want it."

"Mom, I want a haircut!" Xiaoshuai turned around and said to Wang Xiaoya.

Everyone laughed like crazy.

"Okay, I'll take you to get a haircut tomorrow." Wang Xiaoya also nodded jokingly.

"Okay, I'll give you another ten yuan." Wang Xiaolun was frowning and glanced at his cousin on TV fiercely.

Is there anyone who is so good at cheating his brother?

Every time I read your news, there is nothing good.

"I don't want it, I want the red one?" Xiao Shuai shook his head.

"Is the red one bad?"

"There are not as many red ones as this one."

Wang Xiaolun still wanted to get away with it.

"You are lying."

"Mom, please help me shave my head, take the scissors."

Wang Xiaolun almost cried.

You are only three years old, are you so hard to fool?

"Okay, uncle will give you the red one!" Wang Xiaolun had no choice but to take out a red bill and hand it to his nephew.

"That's good enough." Xiao Shuai put the red one in his pocket.

“It seems that you have to give four lucky money. If you give one, then I have to shave three more times.”

“Grandma, do you have a pair of scissors?”

“I shave myself?”

Xiao Shuai turned around and shouted to Wu Fang.

Xiao Shuai called Wang Xuan uncle, called Wang Xiaoting aunt, and called Wu Fang must be grandma. 0.......

Wang Xiaolun almost broke down.

I only had 600 yuan for lucky money during the Chinese New Year.

This time, my nephew took 400 yuan.

I also spent 100 or 200 yuan in the past few days.

“Okay, grandma will get it for you later.” Wu Fang nodded happily.

“Okay, I’ll give it to you.”

Wang Xiaolun really cried.

Who knows whether it’s true that my uncle will die if I shave my head in the first month of the year.

And I shaved three times.

If he doesn't die, he will be half disabled.

It's a good deal to spend 300 yuan to buy a safe one.

Why does my heart hurt so much?

While saying this, he took out the remaining 300 yuan in his pocket.

Xiao Shuai was quite satisfied with the 400 yuan.

He walked faster.

Wang Xiaolun looked at his elder sister with resentment.

I hope the 400 yuan can be reimbursed for me.

Because of this, I took out the money to buy a safe one.

Wang Xiaoya didn't even look at her brother.

My stomach almost hurt from laughing.

WhenI have never seen my younger brother so frustrated before.

He was actually controlled by a three-year-old child.

When Wang Xiaolun saw his elder sister's expression, he knew that the 400 yuan would not be returned, and his heart immediately sank.

Wang Xiaoting immediately edited the video and posted it online.

Caption: The new brain is easy to use, and it is easy to control my uncle.

As soon as this video was released, netizens burst into laughter:

"Wow, this guy really took action."

"And it's a three-year-old child."

"No, don't let my nephew see it."

"He saw it, and he doesn't know how to blackmail me?"

"I'm still a college student?"

"I live on a little New Year's money."

"Fuck, I learned it."

"I'll go find my uncle now."

Fang Xiaoming is in the sixth grade.

Today, I came to my grandmother's house with my mother to pay New Year's greetings.

My mother went to play mahjong.

He had to watch TV with his grandfather in the living room.

The news on TV happened to be about Wang Xuan.

After hearing about the method of controlling his uncle, Fang Xiaoming's eyes lit up immediately.