I took a loan to work, and I misled the central station.

Wang Xuan and Chen Jia entered the studio.

Chen Jia's proposal was not approved because Wang Xuan basically came up with jokes as soon as his brain flashed.

If prepared carefully, there will be no unexpected effect.

Mainly, Wang Xuan's jokes are an embarrassing weapon to show off his tongue.

What if the joke you prepared goes viral?

The live broadcast hadn't started yet, but Chen Jia looked at Wang Xuan with a resentful look.

At 12:30 p.m., Zhou Bo started the live broadcast.

While chatting with netizens, I turned on the TV.

After all, it was because of Wang Xuan's live broadcast that he became the anchor. As a person, you must not forget your roots and must persevere every day.

Netizens in the live broadcast room:"The anchor wants to broadcast Wang Xuan again"

"Wang Xuan must have been beaten by the sign language teacher again after get off work!"

"Waiting for Wang Xuan to look like he has a bruised nose and a swollen face"

"Wang Xuan is the only one who can turn a host into a risky profession."

There were tens of thousands of people in the live broadcast room, and the barrage was scrolling rapidly.

As the commercial ended, Wang Xuan's figure appeared on the TV screen.

Netizens in the live broadcast room:"This is actually intact!"

"Wang Xuan asked the sign language teacher to deduct half a month's salary, but he didn't even get beaten."

"This unscientific!"

"Sign language teacher, haven’t you seen the comments online supporting her?"

"You said that the sign language teacher had his salary deducted. Did Wang Xuan have his salary deducted?"

"Do those who are beaten also have their wages deducted?"

"Although Chen Jia is very beautiful, you can't be so blatantly partial."

Netizens were discussing like crazy.

In fact, they didn't know that Wang Xuan was deducting his salary every day.

Wei Xiaoqun is a full-time mother. She usually takes pictures of the daily life of full-time mothers.

After a year of accumulation, she has tens of thousands of fans.

Look. It’s not easy to be free but it’s not easy.

The whole family has to worry about eating, drinking and sleeping.

Especially helping the children with their homework.

Her child, Xiaoming, is called Duoduo.

She is a cute little girl in first grade.

"Come, look at this question?"

"Three hundred is three times greater than what?"

Wei Xiaoqun asked Duoduo with a math book.

Duoduo answered without thinking:"Seventy-five!"

"Blind, right?"

"Three hundred is three times greater than one hundred, which is still seventy-five.

Duoduo:"It's seventy-five. You're wrong."

Wei Xiaoqun:"I have lived for more than thirty years, and I still don't know how much three hundred is three times greater."

Duoduo:"What's the use of living a lot, and not learning well.""

"Look at this. It’s three times more. Isn’t that one more person?"

"Doesn't three hundred divided by four equal seventy-five?"

Wu Xiaoqin almost lost her breath and fainted.

"Come and learn Chinese"

"Fill in the blanks with words"

"Father, what are you doing?"

"How to fill it out?"

Wei Xiaoqun suppressed his anger and asked Duoduo

"Both parents are dead!"

Wei Xiaoqun's vision went dark and he almost fainted.

"I don’t know if both your parents will die. Anyway, you are going to lose your mother."

"Isn’t it okay to have both parents?"

"Do both parents have to die?"

"You just wish your parents would die."

Wei Xiaoqun roared.

Duoduo looked aggrieved and sat there silently.

"Look at this question and continue to fill in the blanks with idioms"

"What comes first and what comes last"

"How to fill it in!"

Wei Xiaoqun suppressed his overwhelming anger.

"Rub your back first! Wei

Xiaoqun's body swayed:"This is an idiom to fill in the blanks, not to take a bath.""

"Have you heard too much about your father?"

"What did your father teach you?"

"Fill it out again for me!

Duoduo:"Hit first and then scold!""

"Does it offend you if you come first, first served?"After saying this, Wei Xiaoqun tilted his head and lay down on the sofa. His blood pressure was so sharp that his head was a little dizzy.

The TV on the side was still playing silently.

The living room became quiet for a while..

What was playing on the TV happened to be Wang Xuan's live broadcast.

Wang Xuan kept talking, and Chen Jia's hands kept gesticulating.

"I believe that all parents, especially parents of primary school students, have this experience."

"Not doing homework, mother is kind and son is filial, even cuddling"

"As soon as I finish my homework, I get all excited, barking and howling!"

"Parents can't help but keep their children awake and have a bad temper."

"Family conflicts continue to ferment, and the parent-child relationship is somewhat delicate."

"Some parents even suffered heart attacks and collapsed because of tutoring homework."

"Has the double reduction policy taken these issues into consideration?"

Wei Xiaoqun, whose head was crazy and dizzy, felt like he had been hit hard to the soul. He raised his head and looked at the TV. He didn't hear what was behind him clearly, so he only listened to what was in front of him.

"This host spoke so well"

"What kind of show is this?"

"Damn it, this is Yangma’s channel."

Wei Xiaoqun felt like he had found a soulmate.

He thought it was some kind of parenting program, but it turned out to be the news from Yangma Main Station. I haven't watched the news for so many years, has the style of the news changed like this?

It is really too talkative. Okay.

Wei Xiaoqun couldn't care less about his daughter beside him, and quickly took out his mobile phone to send the video clips he had just recorded daily.

The caption read:"Has the news on Yangma's channel become so considerate?"

"This really speaks to my heart."

Most of Wei Xiaoqun's fans are housewives.

After posting this, he immediately gained sympathy from the housewives group and burst into tears.

"The mud horse made me laugh to death!"

"Hit first and then scold, Duoduo seems to be really afraid of being beaten!"

"This tutorial makes me laugh to death"

"Especially with the TV news as the background, the special code is so appropriate."

"Isn't this Wang Xuan?"

"Is Wang Xuan already targeting the mother group?"

"This is in the Taoist's heart"

"When I am not tutoring my children, I wish I could spoil my children to the heavens."

"When I was tutoring my children, I wanted to throw my children to the North Pole."

"I am a fan of such a talented host!"

"This is really our parents’ intimate brother."

Wei Xiaoqun was stunned as he watched the number of views getting higher and higher until it exceeded his own record.

Huang Weiping is a first-grade teacher.

Huang's father was watching TV news.

She was sitting and playing with her mobile phone.

PS

Just now, my brother came to my house to find me and asked me to go out for a drink.

I said that I still have novels to write, and readers are still waiting. He actually asked me whether it was more important for him to be readers or to drink with him. I threw him out at that time.

All of my readers are rich and handsome, and you simply don’t cooperate with my lovely readers.

So, please give me some data.