I took a loan to work, and I misled the central station.

It was already dark now.

Scattered fireworks were not very quiet either.

Normally the countryside would be very deserted, but once the Chinese New Year arrives, it becomes quite lively.

There are people everywhere.

After searching for a long time, I found this fresh pile of cow dung.

Li Hui couldn't wait to educate this grump.

So I came out in the dark.

Li Zhihan leaned over and took a look, and saw a dark mass.

There is also a smell

"Dad, are you going to blow this up?"

Although Li Zhihan has never fried cow dung, excitement flows in his genes.

"Yes, just blow this up."Li Hui nodded.

"How can this explode?"

"Watch it carefully, and dad will demonstrate it to you!"

Li Hui picked out the largest one.

Then he inserted it directly into the cow dung.

After thinking about it, he put down a few more next to it.

"Why did dad put so much?"

"It would be fun to put more"

"Okay, Dad, let me see how you put it."

As he said this, Putty came closer.

Li Hui jumped up and moved to the side.

Putty, who had just approached, was stunned. After seeing the firecracker being lit, he reincarnated and wanted to run away.

But he didn't panic, because he was away from the firecracker. There is still a distance of more than one meter.

According to the experience of playing firecrackers during this period, this is a safe distance.

At least for a naughty kid like him.

With a bang, the cow dung exploded directly.

Putty used the street light to , when he saw the cow dung in the construction, he opened his mouth and screamed.

Then a small piece of cow dung flew into his mouth.

Then there were a few more bangs.

The cow dung flew one after another. The putty was squeaking, and then he suffered When it came time to wash the cow dung, it was all over my head and face.

With a bang, Putty cried.

When I wiped it on my face, my hands were covered with cow dung, and I even wiped the cow dung away from my face.

When will I realize this? Have you ever experienced this feeling?

"Wuwuwuwuwu, dad, why don’t you say something?"

"Woohoo, daddy stinks so much!"

"Woohoo, daddy."

Putty didn't dare to move.

He was afraid that the cow dung would get to other places.

Li Hui regained the feeling of frying cow dung when he was a child.

Looking at Putty crying, he felt funny and angry at the same time.

I was not joking just now.

Two people If an old man is kicked by a cow, he will die.

If this doesn't teach Putty a hard lesson, then that will work.

As they are celebrating the New Year, beating their children will also make the two old people feel unhappy, so they need to find another way to educate them. Got it

"It's okay, it's pretty good-looking."The old father came over, took out his mobile phone and took a picture of Putty.

"Woohoo, daddy, I want to wash it!"

"Come on, I'll take you home to wash!"

Although there is a small river next to it, the water in it is very cold.

The main thing is to educate Puzi.

The old father took Puzi home.

Puzi walked in front, sniffling and quickening his pace.

He wanted to get home as soon as possible. Clean the cow dung from your face and head.

The family was watching TV in the living room.

Then a small voice rushed in.

The face was so dark that I couldn't recognize it at first glance.

Grandma still saw it."Zhihan, what's going on with your face?""

"Wuwuwuwu, it was my father who blew the cow dung on my face with firecrackers."

Seeing his grandparents, Li Zhihan cried again. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

This cow dung caused great harm to his young heart.

Although he felt sorry for the children, he still Can't help but laugh

"You are thirty years old, why are you still acting like a child?"Grandma stood up and hurriedly went to the kitchen to get water.

The corners of the old man's mouth twitched.

A murderous look slowly appeared in the corners of his eyes.

Li Hui wandered into the house.

He saw his mother cleaning the child and didn't say anything.

Just now. After sitting down, the door closed with a clang.

The old father stood in front of him with a rolling pin:"Blast my grandson with cow dung. I think you deserve a beating.""

"Don't think that I won't be able to impress you when I get old.

Li Hui jumped up quickly:"Dad, listen to my explanation.""

This old man really knows how to beat. He's not joking.

I'm already in my thirties, and I'm beaten by my old father. Isn't it a joke if word spreads about it?

"What are you trying to explain? My grandson’s head and face are covered in cow dung. Do you think he’s such a father?"

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"Why did I give birth to a thing like you?"

The old man puffed his beard and glared angrily.

He pointed the rolling pin at Li Hui's butt and spanked him.

Li Hui's wife sat aside and couldn't help laughing.

"Dad, please listen to my explanation."

Li Hui was hiding back and forth in the small living room.

The TV in the living room was still playing.

It happened to be the news about Wang Xuan.

Li Hui was hiding and then heard Wang Xuan's voice coming from the TV.

"Listen, your childhood is incomplete without exploding cow dung."

"I am taking your grandson to experience a complete childhood."

"Bullshit!"The old man hasn't calmed down yet.

"What the hell, take a good look at what channel this is"

"CCTV channel"

"Is the news broadcast by CCTV still fake?"

The old man is also literate and likes to watch the news. When he looked at the TV, he was really speechless.

"Look, I'm not doing this randomly."

Li Hui's wife laughed while watching.

She took out her mobile phone while laughing.

Then she turned on the camera in the living room.

She had installed this camera.

It was also bound to her mobile phone.

What happened just now The scene was edited and posted online.

This made netizens laugh like crazy:

"It's been identified, this is my biological father"

"Even my godfather can't do this kind of thing"

"The only one who convinced the old man was CCTV."

"Without the CCTV channel, a beating would be inevitable"

"This head and face is not fresh cow dung, so it definitely won’t produce this kind of effect."

"Believe me, I will tell you from my seven or eight years of experience in frying cow dung."

"All I can say is good guy"

"If you dare to touch his grandson, I will touch you"

"Just like my dad"

"That sentence about"I'll take him to experience a complete childhood" made me laugh to death."

"No, I have to wear my putty to experience a complete childhood and let him feel the heavy father's love."

"Killing me"

"To read other people’s news is to look at things that are not around you. To read Wang Xuan’s news is to look at things that are happening around you."