This is really far from Yue Xiaofeng's imagination.

A young man went out to work, and then his girlfriend left him and went home to celebrate the New Year.

His expression was still one of languor.

No matter how you look at it, it looks like a precursor to collapse.

Coupled with the fatal factor of CCTV.

No matter how you look at it, it looks like a candidate for collapse.

Yue Xiaofeng planned to continue to take advantage of this meal.

Then maybe he will become a companion.

Then who would have thought that not only did this young man not cry, he actually smiled.

And he smiled quite happily.

This scene completely confused Yue Xiaofeng.

Isn't this young man stupid?

Yue Xiaofeng thought in his heart

"Little brother, are you okay?"Yue Xiaofeng asked cautiously

"It's okay, hahaha."The young man couldn't help laughing when he saw that his phone was vibrating.

"That brother, it’s actually quite nice to spend the New Year alone."

Yue Xiaofeng hasn't changed for a while.

He couldn't help but comfort him.

"Look at me, my home is less than five kilometers away from here, and I don’t want to go home either."

"I feel like being alone is fine, but having a girlfriend is troublesome."08

"I feel uncomfortable even playing with my mobile phone."

Yue Xiaofeng kept comforting him, fearing that this young man would cry while smiling.

"Hahahaha, it’s really quite comfortable to be alone."

I didn't expect that the boy laughed more happily.

This feeling of turning over is really refreshing.

The boy raised his head and smiled, he was really happy.

Who knows how he felt when he gave his angry girlfriend a series of dunks in the middle of the night and no one picked up. Like that.

No one knew how he felt when he called his friend from his cell phone and was blocked instantly.

No one knew that he ran downstairs to his girlfriend in the middle of the night and asked to open the door, despite the strange expressions of passers-by. How do you feel when your eyes call out her name? Damn love.

Love that is exchanged for dignity, whoever loves it can go.

The young man feels that his soul has been sublimated.

So the more he smiles, the happier he is.

"Brother, are the noodles ready?"

"This bowl of noodles is really worth it!"

Yue Xiaofeng looked confused.

Are you really happy?

"It's ready. I'll bring it out to you."Yue Xiaofeng hurriedly walked into the kitchen and put the noodles in front of the young man. He carefully observed the young man's expression and demeanor.

After thinking about it for a long time, he still couldn't figure out what was going on.

At first, his expression was clouded, but now I was laughing from ear to ear.

This is really weird.

The young man had already put his cell phone into silent mode.

Yue Xiaofeng couldn't see the uninterrupted caller ID.

While eating noodles, the young man checked the chat history and missed calls. The phone call was packaged and sent to the short video platform.

The chat records from the past few days were also packaged.

In the video:

Man:"Have you eaten?"

Female:"Yeah!

Man:"Is it cold in your house?""

Female:"Yeah!

Man:"Is there a lot of delicious food at home?""

Female:"Yeah!

Woman:"Why don't you talk to me?"

Man:"You don't want to talk.""

Female:"I don't want to talk, can't you call me?"

"You just don't want to find me"

"Let’s break up!

Man:"I was wrong.""

Male: Twenty calls.

Man:"Let's break up!

Woman:"Why?""

"Meeting you cost me all my luck, I want to play cards."

Male: Video.

Woman: Twenty missed calls.

Text message. Woman:"Explain it to me clearly. Is this why you broke up with me?"

Text message, female:"You scumbag."

Text message, female:"I was wrong, I won’t be unreasonable next time.""

Text message, female:"You’re really excited, aren’t you?""

Text message, female:"If we break up, we’ll break up.""

Text message, female:"Explain it to me clearly."

This made the male netizen laugh like crazy:

"My special code made me laugh out loud for a week's worth of meals."

"I got a stomach cramp from laughing and paid for it"

"Is this the legendary way of walking a woman's way, leaving women with nowhere to go?"

"The special code successfully counterattacked." (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Looking at the previous chat history, I just thought it was the journey of a humble boyfriend"

"In the end, I never expected that I would be successfully counterattacked by a piece of news."

"The man managed to win the game"

"Is this a case of attacking first?"

"No, in order to prevent my girlfriend from using this as an excuse to fight with me, I have to build a wall first."

"Brother, stop trying to die"

"My girlfriend blocked me."

A blogger in the cool moonlight posted such a chat record video.

Man:"Congratulations on getting rich, WeChat red envelope.

Man:"Have you eaten?""

Female:"Eat.

Man:"Are you going out to play today?""

Female:" Stomach hurts! I do not want to go out. Man:"

Okay, take care of yourself.""

"Congratulations on getting rich WeChat red envelope"[]

Man:"I'm coming downstairs."

Woman:"I don't want to move, please come back later."

Man:"Okay!"

Man: You are not the other person's friend, please add the other person as a friend first.

Netizens laughed again:"This is not a boyfriend, this is a spare tire.""

"If you want to make a comeback, you should at least be a boyfriend, okay?"

"You licking dog, spare tire, still want to turn defeat into victory157"

"What about dreaming?"

"My special code made me laugh so hard"

"Don't do it, this is a bit of a useless girlfriend"

"Just stay humble like this."

Zhang Shuyue only knew that her mentality was about to collapse.

But she didn't know that the mentality of young people was about to collapse.

What made her feel relieved was that she had found a way to keep part of her salary.

The reason why it was part of it was because the typo had not yet been There is a solution.

Zhang Shuyue kept a smile on her face.

Then she continued to read the following words:

"What your parents are looking forward to is not just you coming home, but also having someone standing next to you when you come home."

"From now on, there will be someone who loves you more than them."

This news is to urge young people to get married.

The birth rate is getting lower and lower, and the country is getting restless.

Although the country has launched official dating websites, young people are not getting married yet.

The second child has long been released. It's open.

Not to mention the second child, there is no problem with three or four children.

However, the number of newborns is still getting lower and lower.

The population crisis has just appeared.

Those leaders have changed all the methods.

As long as they can think of it, they have thought of it..

The purpose of CCTV is to convey the correct guidance to the people.

Taking advantage of Wang Xuan’s reputation, let’s count them as a pair.

But I didn’t expect that Wang Xuan broke up one pair after another.

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