Live broadcasting news with Wang Xuan is too exciting.
Not only should you pay attention to Wang Xuan's words, but you also need to stabilize your mentality and not make yourself laugh out of Wang Xuan's words.
Zhang Shuyue now feels that live news broadcast is like talking about cross talk.
I am the one who praises me.
And he’s still an unqualified complimenter.
I gathered my emotions and forced myself to say the following words:
"College students are on vacation and live a well-fed and well-fed life at home.
Wang Xuan:"Has your room been used as a storage warehouse for annual goods?""
Zhang Shuyue: Who am I? Where am I? What is Wang Xuan talking about?
A second of wakefulness, followed by a longer period of downtime.
Ding: Congratulations to the host on the success of the mouth scoop, for gaining 80 points.
Ding: Congratulations to the host for succeeding in making a mouthful and getting sixty points.
Wang Xuan was so happy listening to the system prompts in his mind. He looked at his points before and found that he was still a few hundred short of a high-level lottery draw.
I hope this time I can pick up some skills related to the host profession.
It will be better for next year's host competition.
As a man who undertook the hot search, it would be embarrassing to be eliminated by 05 in the first round of the host competition.
Zhang Shuyue's brain continues to be down. , simply couldn't follow Wang Xuan's words.
Wang Xuan had no choice but to continue to improvise:
"Have you ever mishandled the New Year’s goods placed in your room?"
"Are you worried that things will be exposed?"
Zhang Shuyue really couldn't control it this time. She covered her mouth directly and her shoulders were shaking.
Wang Xiaoting was still watching TV with her eldest nephew Wu Fang.
The eldest nephew was already drowsy in Wang Xiaoting's arms. Got it
"Mom, when my brother gives birth to a son, I will also have to defraud him of his new year’s money."
"Repay me for the pain of being squeezed by songs for so many years! Wang
Xiaoting said angrily
"If you want to defraud your nephew of his money, you will have to take him with you for several years."
Wang Xiaoting almost broke her guard when she heard Wu Fang's words.
Good guy, this aunt is really not easy to be.
Thinking that after graduation, she finally returned home and had to be followed by a villain every day, Wang Xiaoting wanted to leave. The family ran away.
The two mother and daughter were chatting, and then Wang Xuan's voice came from the TV.
Wang Xiaoting's face changed.
That's right, her room became a warehouse for new year's goods.
Peanut milk, candies and dried fruits.
That was really Everything is available.
Wang Xiaoting slept late at night, and when she was hungry, she ate the New Year's goods.
In order not to forget the discovery, she restored it intact every time she opened it.
In order to drink milk, she also thought of a way, that is, to open it from the back..
The front looks still fine.
In fact, the back has been hollowed out.
Wu Fang stood up and wanted to go to Wang Xiaoting's room.
"Mom, what are you going to do?"Wang Xiaoting was very panicked.
"It's okay, I'll help your brother tidy up the room."Wu Fang said.
Wang Xiaoting breathed a sigh of relief: Mom still trusts her.
How can she believe what is on the news?
Wang Xiaoting thought so in her heart, and then she saw her mother entering her bedroom.
"Mom, you went to the wrong room!"Wang Xiaoting reminded
"Your brother's quilt is in your cabinet."
Wang Xiaoting stopped talking. She hoped that her disguise would work.
She secretly swore in her heart that she would never watch the news about her brother with her mother again.
All her secrets were exposed.
After a while, Wu Fang Came out of the bedroom:"There are so many old goods, half of them are missing. Can you explain? Wang
Xiaoting's expression was quite exciting:"Mom, was it eaten by a mouse?""
"When I was sleeping, I often heard the noise of mice.
Wu Fang laughed angrily:"Are there any rats weighing a hundred pounds in this world?""
"Can the mouse still talk? Has the mouse become a spirit?"
Wang Xiaoting was a little embarrassed:"Mom, listen to my explanation."
"What else are you trying to explain? What do you want me to say? Your brother understands your virtues."
"Look, you are reflected in the news"
"A man in his twenties still eats secretly."(To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
Wu Fang just scolded her.
It's not that she feels sorry for those New Year's goods.
She just bought them to eat.
She's just dissatisfied with this kind of behavior.
New Year's goods are just to buy New Year's goods. As a result, half of it was eaten before the New Year.
Wang Xiaoting was scolded and dared not say a word.
Listening to her mother's nagging in her ears, she became more and more angry as she thought about it.
She turned on the camera in the living room and edited it. I posted it directly on the Internet.
I must expose my brother’s bad behavior.
Before I got home, I put eye drops on myself.
Text:
You’re doing this, right? You forgot that you took me with you when you were in college. Is it time to eat some New Year’s goods?
After I finished eating, I smashed the pot.
This simply made netizens laugh like crazy:
"Good guy, all I can say is good guy"[]
"As expected, the elder brother understands the younger sister."
"Blogger, don’t watch your brother’s news with your mother in the future. Your brother still understands you."
"That sentence about your brother understanding your 850 virtues really made me laugh to death."
"Blogger, you should say that my virtues are all cultivated by you."
"Do you think he can't understand me?"
"Others are cheating on me, but your brother is cheating on girls with his strength."
"It makes my stomach hurt from laughing so hard"
"Do other people watch the news to find out what happened recently?"
"When I read Wang Xuan’s news, I just look at what happened around me recently."
"These mothers don’t read the news about Wang Xuan, and they don’t know that the New Year’s goods they bought were eaten by big rats."
"The main character is a college student who is cheating."
"Wang Xuan, we are so fans of you, but you try your best to trick us"
"Forget it if it cuts off our financial resources, now we don’t even want to spare our snack store"
"No, I want to become a hater"
"Wang Xuan even cheated on his own sister, let alone us die-hard fans."
"That sentence about a hundred pounds of talking mouse really made me laugh to death."
"I guarded against the little mouse, but not the big one."
"All I can say is that without the news about Wang Xuan, I really don’t know what college students are doing."
The person who is grieving with Wang Xiaoting is Zhang Shuyue.
She has completely lost control of her body.
She can no longer host it.
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