"Now there is a new group of people who are happy during the New Year"
"If you celebrate the New Year, you can get tens of thousands of new year's money. It depends on whether you feel like the New Year."
"Damn it, if I could have a fortune worth tens of thousands during the Chinese New Year, I would be so happy that I could fly away from where I am"
"That's right, wasn't it because of the New Year's money that made me happy in the past?"
"Several hundred or even thousands of New Year's money is enough to last Huo Huo for a long time."
"They also set off firecrackers and blew up cesspools."
Zhou Bo looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room and thought about it carefully. It seemed like this.
Those born in the 1970s looked forward to the New Year when they were young.
That was because they had new clothes to wear and meat to eat during the New Year. Those born in the 1980s and 9 When I was born after 20 years old, my living conditions were better when I was a child. My desire for meat was no longer so strong, but I just looked forward to the New Year’s money.
Although today’s children are not short of pocket money, the New Year’s money will also increase.
It’s not that the New Year has lost its flavor, but You have changed from a person who collects money to a person who spends money.
One spends money and the other receives money. Can these things be the same?
While we were chatting, the news started.
Then everyone heard Wang Xuan’s comments on New Year’s money.The barrage exploded instantly:
"Is the meaning of New Year's money something like 407?"
"Someone who has read the book can explain it."
"No matter what the meaning of the new year's money is, I feel that what Wang Xuan said is very reasonable."
"This sentence completely hit my point!"
"When I was a child, I longed to grow up"
"When you grow up, you will be like adults"
"When I really grow up, I regret the special code."
"Wang Xuan, just broadcast the news, don't poke holes in our tiredness."
Some netizens noticed Zhang Shuyue's expression:
"If you look at the other host's expression, he is probably thinking about whether what Wang Xuan said is true or false."
"Killing me"
"This contributed another emoticon package"
"Wang Xuan’s outstanding contribution to emoticons is indelible."
Zhang Shuyue's brain was so confused that she didn't know what to say. She didn't read the following words, and Wang Xuan couldn't continue the broadcast.
He had to create a few words of his own:
"The biggest Chinese New Year scam"
"Mom said, I will leave the New Year's money for you first. If you want to use it, I will give it to you."
"Once the New Year's money is released, it lasts for more than two years (aedh)"
"The second biggest scam is that your brothers and sisters squeeze out the little lucky money you have left in your pocket."
"The first cake I drew in my life came from my brother and sister."
"Don't eat it."
Yue Xiaofeng's noodle shop hasn't closed yet.
He is a local.
He didn't want his parents to order him around to visit relatives, so he kept the door open and had an excuse.
During the Chinese New Year, all the migrant workers went back to their hometowns, so it wasn't very busy..
While sitting in the shop playing with their mobile phones, two people, one large and one young, entered the noodle shop.
The older one was in his early twenties and the younger one was only eight years old.
"Boss, would you like two bowls of ramen?"
"okay!"Yue Xiaofeng put down his phone and walked into the kitchen.
"Brother, will you really give me eight hundred when the time comes?"The little boy raised his head and looked at his brother
"I am your brother, how can I still lie to you?"The young man nodded.
He is an honorable college student.
If he doesn't do anything, he has no human rights at home. He doesn't have any pocket money.
He has to be scolded every day.
If he doesn't cheat some money from his younger brother, he won't be able to live his life at all.
This The money in my brother's hands was the New Year's red envelope given to me by going to my grandma's house.
The young man was eyeing the four hundred yuan.
"Okay, don't forget it."The little boy was relieved when he saw his elder brother nodding.
The little boy picked up the remote control and wanted to change to the children's channel he liked to watch.
"Stop, just watch this."The young man saw the CCTV channel, and Wang Xuan happened to be broadcasting the news live.
"I want to watch cartoons"
"Do you still want eight hundred?"(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
The little boy immediately compromised.
For the sake of money, it seemed okay not to watch cartoons.
The two brothers watched the news from CCTV while waiting for the food on the table..
Then I heard Wang Xuan’s remarks about the first cake he ate.
The young man’s expression stiffened.
The little boy’s eyes became sharp.
"Brother, will you give me the money back?"The little boy stretched out his hand
"How could I draw a cake for you?"
"You are my good brother, I will never lie to you"
"You're still lying to me, it's all been said on the news"
"News doesn't lie"
"Look, this is CCTV, so it won’t lie to people."
"Give me the money back."
The young man is thinking about dying. He insists on watching the CCTV channel.
Is the cartoon good? []
You can also recall the feeling of childhood.
The key is that these seven or eight-year-old children also know CCTV. Authoritative.
The awareness of anti-fraud is instantly awakened.
"I'll give it to you if I say I'll give it to you"
"I’ll give you one thousand then"
"You lied, where did you get the money?"
"Give it to me quickly."
How can this young man have any money at the moment? I just went to the boss to exchange the cash into my mobile phone, and then I got a skin flush."
"Tomorrow, can I give it to you tomorrow?"Young man, use the procrastination technique.
When the time comes, you will coax him and he will forget about this."
"No, take out the money and show it to me."The little boy's awareness of fraud prevention is fully awakened.
"I forgot home"
"You lied, I even saw you take it out"
"Will you give it to me?"
The little boy saw his brother's abnormal behavior and knew that he must have been fooled.
"Can I give it to you when I go home?"
"No, I want you to give it to me now."
The little boy was not a good-tempered boy. He picked up the stool and smashed it down.
He didn't feel relieved after smashing the stool, so he overturned the table.
"Give it to me quickly"
"Give it to me or not."
The young man's face immediately turned green.
I am your brother, and I am still getting angry here after giving you four hundred yuan.
I used to use my own pocket money to buy you toys worth thousands.
The young man kicked you in the face. Kicked the little boy on the buttocks and squatted him
"Who gave you such a bad temper that you break things at every turn?
The little boy sat on the ground and cried loudly:"Someone takes money from children and beats them.""
The young man's face turned even greener.
Are all children these days golden?
Yue Xiaofeng, who walked out of the kitchen with noodles in hand, was also dumbfounded.
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