I took a loan to work, and I misled the central station.

Chu Xiaoyun is a sophomore.

There were still three days left before the holiday, so my sister-in-law urged me to go home.

She said the room had been tidied up for her.

Chu Xiaoyun knew that he would have no rest at all when he returned home.

Be a glorious mother.

There is nothing painful about raising children. You are still a child anyway.

You can play with children without any mental barriers.

The most unbearable thing is what my sister-in-law said in the morning: Go see what your aunt is doing?

Oh, is aunt still sleeping?

My aunt is like a lazy pig.

And the most devastating thing is the feeling of small cold hands pulling at my face.

No matter how sleepy you are, you will wake up immediately.

In college, she really couldn't bear the fact that she had to sleep until noon.

Who can understand!

She was holding one in her arms and sitting next to her.

The one he held in his arms was less than a year old.

The mobile phone has been occupied.

With one in my arms, I can't play with my phone at all.

Can only watch TV.

This is how the hard-working expectant mother training program begins.

Chu Xiaoyun thought that no one could understand her mood at this moment.

Then she changed to the CCTV channel.

I just happened to see Wang Xuan’s live news.

I was immediately shocked.

I didn’t know that the current news has become like this.

Even my own life back home can be broadcast.

This is really a stab in the heart.

I haven’t watched TV in so many years.

I had no idea that television has changed so much.

I immediately used the camera installed in the living room to edit it and posted it online.

The accompanying text:"The training program for expectant mothers of college students is starting."

It is in a bottle, with one in his hand and another sitting next to him.

Then coupled with Wang Xuan's live news broadcast, the visual impact simply made netizens laugh to death:

"Don't mention it. I'm already a freshman. Who can understand that I have to bring my three-year-old brother home?"

"I decided to play outside until the 28th of the twelfth lunar month before going back"

"My brother gave birth to two children and my sister gave birth to three children."

"As soon as I got home, everyone gathered around me"

"Who can understand when five children are yelling in my ears?"

"I am also an aunt"

"My nephew really jumped up when he saw me coming home."

"Not the kind that rushes towards me, the kind that hits me directly"

"Because when I go home, I have delicious food and a mobile phone to play with."

Liu Dandan is a junior student.

During her studies, she earned some money by doing odd jobs.

Now that she is on vacation, she plans to go out and have fun.

Her elder sister sent a message:"When will you come home?"

Liu Dandan:"I'm going on a trip, and I probably won't go home until the Chinese New Year."

Liu Dandan's elder sister's face turned dark.

All year round, she expects you to go home and take care of the children so that she can have a good rest.

If you don't come back, how can you play mahjong?

It's not that Liu Dandan has to take care of the children. The main reason is that she can't take care of the children. Cry.

Are you saying it’s magical?

"Your nephew misses you, come back soon?"

"When can you not travel? It’s so cold in this cold weather. It’s so comfortable to stay at home."

"Sister, don’t try to trick me into going home to take care of the kids!"Liu Dandan still doesn't know the urine of her elder sister.

Just last year, she went to the movies with her husband and left the child to herself.

What a bitch.

"What is a movie? Your nephew misses you."

"Even in my dream I was calling my aunt"

"Sister, there’s no use playing the emotional card"

"I don’t know yet about my nephew, but he wants my cell phone and the burger I took him to eat."(To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Liu Dandan was furious.

Now that her sister has grown up, it’s hard to fool her.

Angrily, she turned on her phone and scrolled through the video.

She was thinking of how to destroy her own family. The old girl cheated and went home.

After scrolling and scrolling, she came across Wang Xuan’s live news.

Suddenly her eyes lit up.

She clicked forward and sent it directly to Liu Dandan:

"Take a good look, this is the CCTV channel. College students go home to take care of their children. Do you know that it is a national policy?"

"If you don't go home and take your nephew with you, do you know that you are not cooperating with the national policy?"

"985 college students don’t even know this awareness"

"Still want to take the public exam?"

Liu Dandan clicked on the video and was stunned as soon as she saw it.

What kind of breaking news is this?

College students have to play it when they go home to take care of their children.[]

After seeing CCTV's Peugeot, I almost burst into tears.

Suddenly I couldn't even find a reason to refute

"go home!"

I saw that my sister sent another message, and it also included a transfer of 1,000 yuan. I really don't know how to refute it now. My carelessness was also stood up by my sister, and my little love was also stood up by my sister.

That's The more I thought about it, the more frustrated I became.

I made the screenshot into a video and posted it online.

The caption said: What kind of news is this? It makes me unable to travel.

When this video was posted, the netizens laughed like crazy:

"This is a national policy. I’m going to laugh like crazy."

"Your sister is also a talent"

"Go home and take care of the kids, right?"

"People with higher education cannot be without consciousness"

"Pin laughed like crazy"

"As soon as Wang Xuan's video was released, those who didn't have to be part of the training program for expectant mothers had to become a member of the training program."

What the netizens gained was happiness, but Zhang Shuyue was the only one who gained sadness.

Not only was she confused.

But when she realized what she was doing, she also burst out laughing.

Because she did the same thing when she was in college.

All holidays were spent. Being occupied by nieces and nephews.

Can anyone who has been there not understand the pain of college students?

I couldn't pick it up in the first place, and it was even more difficult to pick it up because of the laughter. Originally, Zhang Shuyue was supposed to be the first to say the next news..

Zhang Shuyue was in a daze, and Wang Xuan had no choice but to continue.

What she was good at was talking:

"Some college students have become ministers of household affairs in the village."

"Write couplets to neighbors and relatives"

"Some college students are adjusting mobile phones for the elderly in the village"

"After the phone is adjusted, I can also get a sentence from my grandparents: I am really promising. I am indeed a college student. I will definitely do great things in the future."

Ding: Congratulations to the host on the success of the mouthpiece, for gaining fifty points.

Ding: Congratulations to the host on the success of the mouthpiece, for the gain of 60 points.

Wang Xuan listened to the system prompts in his mind, and was so happy.

Although he was in the variety show The points obtained above are not comparable at all, but mosquito legs are also meat...