I took a loan to work, and I misled the central station.

After Zou Zhiyi replied to the message, he continued to play games.

The TV next to it was still on.

While playing games, I didn’t have time to care about what was on the TV.

After playing a set, I raised my head and stretched my neck.

Her husband came back.

Holding skewers in hand

"Get up and eat!"

"Leave it there and I'll eat it later"

"Thanks!"

Her husband was confused again.

He didn't know what to say for a long time.

Then he sat down on the sofa and watched the news on TV.

"Isn't this Teacher Wang Xuan?"Her husband had seen Wang Xuan's video on the Internet.

He didn't change the channel when he saw Wang Xuan, and planned to take a good look at the magic of Wang Xuan's news.

Then he heard what Wang Xuan and Li Zimeng said about late marriage. The social phenomenon of education.

He got married at twenty-five, which can be regarded as a contribution to the country.

He thought in his heart.

Li Zimeng:"In the past, we didn't get divorced if we didn't get along, but now we get divorced if we are in a bad mood."

Wang Xuan:"The husband and wife didn't get along before, but now they don't know each other well!""

Li Zimeng: What should I say, where am I, what am I doing?

This sentence immediately confused Li Zimeng. I can't answer it, okay.

Li Zimeng opened his mouth and looked at the manuscript again. He really couldn't answer it..

Ding: Congratulations to the host for successfully making a mouthful and gaining fifty points.

Wang Xuan saw Li Zimeng’s reaction out of the corner of his eye and quickly spoke to save the situation.

"How many months have you been married and you still can’t tell where your home is?"

"Not familiar with the person"

"We were already familiar with each other when we got married before, but now we are not so familiar with each other when we get married."

Li Zimeng was completely confused.

Zou Zhiyi's husband was also confused.

Isn't this talking about his own marital status?

This is indeed CCTV.

Even young people's marital status is well known.

"Did you hear that it was you?"He turned around and said something to Zou Zhiyi.

Zou Zhiyi looked up at the TV.

He just heard Wang Xuan's last sentence and was instantly confused.

It seemed that he came by himself.

He was really not familiar with the person in front of him.

"I'm going to the bathroom!"Zou Zhiyi was a little embarrassed, so she quickly put on and took off her shoes and ran to the bathroom.

Thinking back to her husband's resentful eyes, she didn't know what to say.

This has already been on the news, so it's not like this. She quickly took out her mobile phone. , took a short video and posted it online

"My husband was watching TV today and saw a piece of news that said that people in the past were familiar with each other after getting married, but now people are not familiar with each other after getting married."

"Then my husband looked at me resentfully"

"Tell me if it’s me you’re talking about!"

"Actually, I don’t know my husband very well."

"I feel a little embarrassed every time he brings me delicious food after get off work"

"They all say thank you"

"Once, when I was cooking and made my own, he asked me where was mine?"

"I said you can’t cook it yourself?"

"Then he went to cook in silence."

When this video was released, it immediately made the newlyweds laugh to death.

"It is indeed the case"

"My husband and I are the same way"

"One time, my husband was late at get off work and lay down next to me. I opened my eyes in a daze and slapped him, saying,"Who are you and why are you in my house?""

"Are you trying to do something evil to me?"

"It just knocked my husband into confusion."

"On the second day of our wedding, I told my husband that I wanted to go home"

"I have been married for three months and I asked my husband to borrow money."

"He said he would pay you back after his salary is paid next month"

"I almost died laughing in the comment section"

"You people are too outrageous."

As Zou Zhiyi's video was released, more netizens also posted their own funny stories about unfamiliar marriages.

Netizens laughed to death, except Li Zimeng who was about to collapse. He opened his mouth to think about the street, but found that he couldn't answer. On.

The typos are popping up one by one.

Even the network can be easily handled.

As a result, I can't get a piece of life news.

I finally understand why Li Sisi resigned.

This is such a mentality.

In the end, Li Zimeng relied on his strength The news live broadcast skills brought the topic back.

Li Zimeng:"Although it has entered mid-September, the weather this year is still hot."

Wang Xuan:"If you are given a little sunshine and you sweat, then if you go out in this weather, you will sweat."

Li Zimeng: Where am I? What am I doing? Who am I?

This philosophical question cannot be answered by myself at all.

Originally, Wang Xuan's line was to prevent heatstroke recently.

But Wang Xuan said,"If I give you some sunshine, you will I'm sweating.

There's no way to answer this.

Li Zimeng opened his mouth and said two words and then realized that he said it wrong, so he shut up again.

Ding: Congratulations to the host for successfully talking and gaining sixty experience points.

Wang Xuan listened. The sound of system prompts in my mind was so exciting that I felt so happy.

I realized the cold coming from beside me and quickly came to the rescue:

"There are also Chen Yu and Luo Yan to keep you company in the world of mortals."

"The top is the cage, the bottom is the charcoal"

"If you don’t need a pot lid, it’s shaomai. If you don’t need to ferment the dough, you’ll be an egg yolk pie."

This paragraph was said quickly and smoothly.

Li Zimeng laughed directly.

In Zhou Bo's live broadcast room:

"Damn it, isn’t this Li Zimeng?"

"Wang Xuan has invited the host of the joint broadcast to cooperate"

"Li Sisi was forced to resign, but Li Zimeng was not forced to resign as well."

Zhou Bo interacted with netizens in the live broadcast room:"Li Zimeng is the pillar of CCTV."

"She has broadcast a lot of news live"

"Typhoon calm atmosphere"

"The hookup is more than enough, I will definitely not be led astray by Wang Xuan"

"Li Sisi is mainly a variety show host and is not very familiar with live news broadcasts, so he will be led into trouble by Wang Xuan."

As soon as Zhou Bo finished speaking, Wang Xuan started to talk.

Then netizens saw Li Zimeng open and close his mouth. After saying a word, there was no more words.

Zhou Bo's face felt quite painful.

Netizens in the live broadcast room:"Don't laugh me to death"

"Anchor, I suspect you are here to help Wang Xuan"

"As soon as you finished speaking, Li Zimeng collapsed."

"Look at the way he has lost control of his expressions"

"These are all free wages."

"Is Wang Xuan trying to push out all the female CCTV hosts?"

"I’m curious why the female hosts who work with Wang Xuan have such expressions"

"There is still a problem. It must be that Wang Xuan did not read according to the manuscript and does not know how to read it."

"If you don't read according to the manuscript, you won't know how to pick it up. If Wang Xuan is as funny as before, he will go crazy."

Netizens in the live broadcast room became curious.

They didn't know what kind of expression Li Zimeng would have after Wang Xuan Biao started making jokes.

Then Wang Xuan started to make jokes.

Li Zimeng didn't hold back and laughed directly.

In the live broadcast room The barrage also exploded:

"so funny"

"Is this a live broadcast accident?"

"The host laughed during the live news broadcast. Fortunately, it was not on a simulcast."

"Otherwise, I'm afraid one year's salary will be deducted."

"It’s been a long time since I heard Wang Xuan tell a joke."

"This is quite interesting to hear." (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Indeed, it is already September and the weather is still so hot."

Li Zimeng was completely fooled by Wang Xuan. She couldn't enter the state for several seconds.

Wang Xuan:"Recently, walking dogs without leashes has become more common."

Li Zimeng:"Everyone should actively stop this kind of uncivilized behavior, and the property management company should also do a good job accordingly."

Li Zimeng finally got into the mood.

Wang Xuan:"There is a word called meticulousness."

"It means that you can’t walk your dog without a leash on it, and you have to hold on to it tightly so that you can’t put it down."

Li Zimeng: How can you explain meticulousness like this?

Have I read all these years in vain?

Li Zimeng's cerebellum is almost fried.

Zhou Bo's live broadcast room is becoming more and more popular.

It has directly exceeded 100,000.

Look. He almost smiled crookedly.

The barrage in the live broadcast room also exploded:[]

"Meticulous, that is, you cannot walk your dog without a leash."

"I'm convinced"

"Wang Xuan, you’ve distorted the news, can you please don’t distort our words as well?"

"This has provided me with laughter for a year"

"Look at Li Zimeng’s eyes and expression?"

"It seems to be saying, am I on earth? Am I doing live news?"

"We who watch the news have a bit of a mental breakdown, let alone the live broadcast partner with Wang Xuan"

"I seem to understand why Li Sisi resigned."

"If you don't resign, you won't be able to work anymore."

It was originally Li Zimeng's turn.

But her cerebellum stopped thinking, and she couldn't answer it at all. She instinctively opened her mouth to speak.

Then she said the wrong thing.

Then she closed it again.

This is what she has been doing live broadcast for so many years. A habit developed by the news.

Hundreds of them disappeared again.

Wang Xuan felt so happy when he heard the system prompts in his mind. He quickly came to the rescue and continued:"So you must keep a leash before walking the dog, otherwise it will be easy for him to run away. become a stray dog"

"It is easy to eat dirty things and become a sick dog"

"Easily hurts people and becomes a harmful dog"

"It's easy for you to reveal your qualities. Always single."

The previous words are quite normal.

The latter sentence made netizens unable to hold their nerves.

"This car was driving and it almost made me dodge."

"Speaking of dogs, why did you suddenly say"single dog"?"

"I suspect Wang Xuan is hurting me"

"I was accidentally hurt by Wang Xuan"

"Killing me"

"If you walk your dog without a leash, you will always be single."

"The special codes rhyme quite a bit."

All the netizens laughed, but only Li Zimeng cried.

During the live news broadcast for an entire hour, he only said a few sentences at the beginning, and didn't say a few complete sentences afterward.

He was half-sentence and didn't know how to continue. I said it.

Until the end of the live broadcast, Li Zimeng was still dizzy.

Live news was very tiring to begin with.

In addition, Wang Xuan kept messing with his mentality, and the whole person was in a state of confusion.

The dignified central stage pillars , was made like this, no one else except Wang Xuan could do it.

Wang Xuan dodged first.

Only then did Li Zimeng walk out of the broadcast room in a daze.

"Zimeng, do you know how many words you made wrong this time?"Lu Chunhua jumped out

"How many?"Li Zimeng asked

"Thirty, which is directly six thousand yuan."Lu Chunhua said helplessly.

Li Zimeng was confused again.

It was several years ago that he deducted so much money.

Six thousand yuan is less than half a month's salary.

This time the live broadcast is gone.

It's just passed. A month. I will live broadcast a few more times later, and I don’t want to take out loans to work like Wang Xuan.

Thinking of this, Li Zimeng has an urge to kill.

Then thinking that Wang Xuan takes out loans to work every day, I feel much better.

There is no comparison, and my heart There's no way to balance

"How much did Wang Xuan deduct?"Li Zimeng asked

"It’s also strange. He was right today, not a single word was wrong."

"I was ready to ask him for money, and it turned out to be true."

Li Zimeng's body swayed and he almost fell.

He pulled me into the water, but you ended up on the shore.

I was deducted 6,000 yuan, but you didn't deduct a dime.

"Wang Xuan, you bastard, I’m going to fight you."Li Zimeng roared.

Everyone who saw this scene was a little trembling.

Li Zimeng has always been gentle. When did he lose his temper? There are overwhelming videos about this live broadcast on the Internet.

, a netizen posted this A video.

As soon as a woman got off the elevator and walked outside, a dog jumped on her and pushed her into a squat.

It scared the woman out of her soul.

"Xiaowei, come here!"The dog owner is a woman, shouting from a distance

"Is this your dog?"The person who was pushed cursed angrily.

"He's kidding you, my dog ​​won't bite. said the dog owner, without any embarrassment at all.

"If you walk your dog without a leash, you will always be single."

The woman was just furious.

"Who are you scolding?"

"You are the one being scolded!"

"If you lack great virtue, may you never be able to hold the sheets with only one hand."

As soon as this sentence was said, the dog owner ran away.

This made netizens laugh to death:

"I wish you could only use one hand to grip the sheets. This curse is really cruel."

"Killing me"

"Look at the dog owner’s face turning green."

"What does this mean?"

"I was confused. What was the point of the joke?"

"Boy, you are still too young"

"Just asking you, when do you need to grab the sheets?"

"Grabbing the sheets with one hand, what is the other hand doing?"

"Now everyone understands"

"Damn it, this is still a dog walking without a leash and being single forever!"

"When will CCTV’s news become a joke about the boss’s surname?"