Live Broadcast: The post-90s generation is raising a child against their will, which is outrageous

In fact, it was not just the second cameraman who felt uncomfortable, but the audience in the live broadcast room also felt upset when they heard Chen Aijun sigh.

What do you have to sigh about?

What happened today was originally your fault, and you still kept moaning and groaning!

It seems like you have been wronged a lot!

Especially the last few words Chen Aijun said before entering the kitchen attracted countless complaints from the audience.

At the end, Chen Aijun also gave Tiantian another meal.

He really didn't do anything. Will care about the child's feelings!

Just like that, amidst the complaints from the audience, the camera once again switched to Lu Yu, the father born in the 1990s.

As soon as the camera changed, the audience felt a little better.

Compared with watching Chen Aijun take care of the baby every time and worrying about Tiantian, watching Lu Yu take care of the baby, the audience can feel relaxed...

As the picture gradually becomes clearer, the situation on Lu Yu and Tongtong's side also quickly becomes clearer. presented in front of the audience.

At that time, this fatherThe two of them had found a place to eat and started eating!

While eating barbecue and chatting, the father and daughter looked relaxed and at ease!

"Dad, don’t eat so fast. I just finished baking and I haven’t eaten much yet.……"

"You want to eat it, but can’t you bake it yourself?"

"Look, before you finish speaking, you took away the piece of meat I roasted!"

"……"

Tongtong protested dissatisfied.

Usually when their family of three goes out to eat barbecue, their mother is responsible for the barbecue, and she and her father are responsible for eating.

But now, with her mother not here, she is responsible for the barbecue, and her father is responsible for eating...

Tongtong's roast , couldn't even keep up with Lu Yu's eating speed. He had to sit down for a long time before Tongtong could eat a few pieces of meat.

Hearing his daughter's complaints,

Lu Yu said in a vague voice,

"You eat too, you're welcome"

"Uh, I'm not being polite to you, you ate too fast!"

Tongtong rolled his eyes and said,

"There is raw meat on the table that has not been grilled yet. How can I eat it?"

"Is it all raw meat?"

Lu Yu looked at the baking pan and found that it was indeed not yet cooked, so he had an idea and said,

"If the meat is not cooked yet, you can eat the lettuce first. The lettuce does not need to be grilled and can be eaten directly."

"Tongtong, children should eat more vegetables, do you know?"

"There is a saying that if you eat green vegetables, you will look handsome. The more you eat, the cuter you will be!"

"Why is dad so handsome?"

"It’s because my father loved eating vegetables when he was a child!"

"Stop lying!"

Facing Lu Yu's fallacies,

Tongtong obviously didn't believe it.

"Then why don't you eat vegetables now?"

"Because I am handsome enough now!"

Lu Yu said with a shameless smile,

"Besides, you are a child, so you will have many opportunities to eat good food in the future!"

"Unlike me, I'm an old man, so you have to stick to me first!"

"This is called filial piety to the elderly!"

Lu Yu said, picking up another piece of medium-to-medium cooked meat, dipping it vigorously in the prepared peanut chili sauce, and then stuffing it directly into his mouth. The aroma immediately exploded in his mouth.

This kind of satisfaction of eating meat. The feeling made Lu Yu couldn't help but moaned"Ah" in his mouth.

This scene made Tongtong very angry.

She had been staring at the piece of meat for a long time, but she didn't expect that her father would do it again. Take it away!

So irritating!

"Dad, can you leave these pieces of meat to me?"

"I haven’t even eaten it yet!"

Tongtong protested again.

"Okay, okay...you kid, why are you acting like a puppy, eating a meal and then protecting it? There's really nothing I can do about you!"

Seeing this, Lu Yu shook his head helplessly.

After finishing what was in his mouth, he had no choice but to start grilling the meat himself.

While grilling,

Lu Yu's mouth was not idle, and he happily drank the pumpkin porridge in the cup.

This The pumpkin porridge in our barbecue restaurant is different from the kind you usually buy in breakfast shops.

It is a very sticky porridge that is sweet, salty and greasy.

Many people who come here to eat barbecue are specially for the purpose. I came here with this mouthful of pumpkin porridge.

Speaking of taste...

Lu Yu suddenly remembered something particularly interesting and said with a smile,

"Tongtong, let me ask you a question. See if you can answer it?"

"Okay, Dad, just ask!"

Tongtong said immediately. Tongtong actually looks forward to every time his father asks him questions , because the questions his father asks are always very funny.

"Uh-huh, then I have to ask!"

Lu Yu organized his language and then said,

"Just a few years ago, when you were not yet born, your grandfather once cooked a meal. After eating, your grandmother made a comment."

"This comment is, have you killed the salt seller?"

"Can you guess what your grandma means by this sentence?"

You killed the salt seller...

As soon as Lu Yu asked this question,

Tongtong had not yet reacted, but the cameraman next to him understood immediately and burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, as expected of Brother Lu, the questions he asked were so extraordinary!"

"Yes, I thought he was going to test Tongtong on some math questions or something, but I didn’t expect to ask this kind of question!"

"Do you think Brother Lu is Chen Aijun, who educates children all the time? Brother Lu won’t be so boring and take tests like that while eating!"

"Well, by the way, what do you mean by killing the salt seller?"

"you do not know? Those of us here in Bulk Bulk Province should be able to understand it, right?"

"People in Sichuan Province also understand it, and my mother always says that I beat the salt seller to death, haha!"

"Brothers upstairs, do you always ride giant pandas when you go out in Sichuan Province?"

"Yes, yes, just like you Dongguang people like to eat Hu Jianren, when we go out we ride pandas!"

"Hahaha, Hu Jianren said he was very scared!"

"……"

Speaking of which, it's really magical.

Every time the camera switches to Lu Yu's side, the painting style on the barrage will always become extremely strange.

It was obvious that Lu Yu and Tong Tong were simply having a meal and chatting, but the audience could still enjoy the conversation.

At this time, in the picture,

Tongtong thought for a while and came up with the answer.

"Dad, what my grandma means is that grandpa’s cooking should not taste salty, right?"

Tongtong said

"oh? why?"

"Because grandma said that grandpa beat the salt seller to death, which means that if grandpa didn’t buy salt, of course it wouldn’t be salty!"

Tongtong explained.

"Well, your idea is right, but your answer is wrong!"

After listening to Tongtong's explanation,

Lu Yu said with a smile,

"In fact, the correct answer is the exact opposite!"

"What your grandma means is, too much salt!"

"Think about it, if you beat the salt seller to death, wouldn't all his salt be taken away by your grandfather?"

"Of course I'm talking about adding too much salt!"

Lu Yu's explanation made Tongtong suddenly realize, and the audience in the live broadcast room also laughed.

But at this moment,

Lu Yu scored twice.

"Tongtong, it’s still the same idea, let me ask you another question!"

Lu Yu said,

"That day, your grandfatherAfter cooking, your grandma took chopsticks to look through the dishes and gave another comment!"

"Your grandma said, why didn't you put Lao Yaozi in it?"

"Do you know what this sentence means?"

Old Yaozi? (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Hearing Lu Yu's question,

Tongtong was stunned again.

Don't talk about her this time, the audience in the live broadcast room also stopped talking. react

"No, what is Lao Yaozi? Is it a condiment?"

"I don’t know, where is Brother Lu from? This should be their dialect, right?"

"As a professional chef with more than 20 years of experience, this is the first time I have heard of the condiment Lao Yaozi.……"

"I am also a chef and have never heard of this term!"

"Hey, Brother Lu really stumped us all this time!"

"……"

Obviously, this time the audience did not guess the meaning of Lu Yu's words.

In the picture,

Tongtong also had doubts written all over his little face.

After thinking for a long time, he couldn't think of an answer, so he had to admit defeat and said,

"Dad, I don’t know what Lao Yaozi is.……"

"Hahaha, you can’t guess it!"

Lu Yu smiled proudly and explained,

"Lao Yaozi is actually the nickname of a person who sells vermicelli in his house. Because he has the word"yao" in his name, everyone calls him Lao Yaozi!"

"ah? A vermicelli seller?!"

Tongtong opened her mouth in shock.

But she still didn't understand what grandma's comment meant.

Then she heard Lu Yu continue to explain with a smile,

"Because when I was eating before, I mentioned it accidentally and said that I like to eat vermicelli. Can I put more vermicelli in it when I stew meat next time?"

"And when your grandpa was cooking that day, he put in a lot of vermicelli. Almost the whole pot was filled with vermicelli."

"So, after your grandma saw it, she said, why don't you put Lao Yaozi in there!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

After Lu Yu finished speaking, he couldn't help but laugh.

This funny thing at that time made Lu Yu happy for many days.

Now that he thinks about it, he is full of joy.

After hearing this, Tongtong also burst into laughter. Then he laughed out loud!

"Hahaha, that’s what it means!"

"My grandma disliked grandpa and put too much vermicelli in it, hahaha!"

At the same time, after listening to Lu Yu's explanation, the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

Especially when they thought that just now everyone was here seriously discussing what Lao Yaozi was, the audience became even more happy.!

"Damn it, why don't you put Lao Yaozi in there? Hahahaha, Brother Lu's mother is so cute!"

"Now I finally understand why Brother Lu is so humorous and fun. It turns out he has an interesting mother!"

"Lao Yaozi: Are you polite? When you go to court, please bring the vermicelli you bought at my house!"

"Hahaha, Lao Yaozi turned out to be a vermicelli seller... Brother Lu is going to make me laugh to death!"

"So, family environment is really important. Brother Lu must have been very happy when he was a child, so he would pass on his happiness to Tongtong!"

"Yes, although this story is very funny, I have to say that it is also really heartwarming!"

"Thank you Brother Lu, after listening to these two stories of yours, I feel much better!"

"I have just recovered. I was really mad at Chen Aijun before!"

"……"

Lu Yu's two small questions turned the originally hostile live broadcast room into a sea of ​​joy again.

Tongtong was also smiling from ear to ear, but as she smiled,

Tongtong's smile slowly froze, because she suddenly discovered that the roasted meats she had been looking forward to for so long had disappeared on the baking sheet!

"Ah ah ah, dad, where is the meat I grilled!"

Tongtong's smile disappeared instantly, and he pointed at Lu Yu's bulging mouth in shock and said,

"While you were asking me questions, you actually ate all my meat!"

"Dad, you are too bad!"

"No, no, don't talk nonsense, let's just say, is there a possibility that the meat you grilled was too hot inside, so it slipped away!"

Lu Yu cooed, swallowed the meat in his mouth, and opened his mouth wide for Tongtong to check.

"You see, I really didn’t eat it!"

"You lied, you just swallowed it, I saw it!"

Tongtong said without tears,

"Dad, you are so insidious!"

"I didn’t pay attention for a moment, so you just finished it for me！"

"Don't frame me falsely, I really didn't eat it!"

Lu Yu refused to admit it and denied it again and again. As he was talking, he suddenly thought of an interesting plot in"Let the Bullets Fly".

In the plot, there was a section where

Lao Liu went to a noodle shop to eat noodle.

He clearly only After eating a bowl of noodles, the shop owner insisted that Lao Liu had eaten two bowls of noodles, but only gave him the money for one bowl of noodles.

The two even got into a confrontation in front of the hall.

Faced with the false accusations,

Lao Liu couldn't argue.

In the end, in order to prove his innocence,

Lao Liu took a knife, cut his stomach open horizontally, and took out the powder in his intestines.

It turned out that he had indeed only eaten a bowl of powder.

The result was ,

Lao Liu indeed proved his innocence, but because of this, he lost his life in vain.

Thinking of this,

Lu Yu felt something in his heart, so he told this story to Tong Tong again.

Tong Tong listened ( After Zhao Hao) finished, he couldn’t help but show the expression of an old man on the subway looking at his mobile phone.

"Dad, this sixth child is too stupid!"

"Can't he just pay more for a bowl of noodles? Why do he have to do this? Even his life is gone!"

Tongtong said.

After hearing his daughter's answer,

Lu Yu said with a smile,

"However, if he paid more for a bowl of pink noodles, it would appear to others that he was panicking from the beginning, and everyone would be more convinced that he actually ate two bowls."

"Then it will be even more difficult to wash away the dirty water others poured on him."

"Throughout his life, he will be regarded as a freeloader who only wants to give one bowl of rice noodles after eating two bowls of rice noodles."

"Do you think this is fair to him?"

"He obviously didn't do anything wrong, yet he has to bear such humiliation"

"Paying extra for a bowl of rice noodles is nothing"

"But the reputation is going to be extremely bad!"

For Lao Liu, money is nothing at all. What matters is reputation.

Let alone a bowl of powder, he can afford it even if he pays an extra hundred bowls.

But the key is, once you pay the money , the dirty water on your body cannot be washed away!

Therefore, in order to protect his reputation, Lao Liu would cut open his stomach.

After listening to Lu Yu’s analysis, Tongtong nodded suddenly.

Yes. , what dad said makes sense……

"Dad, what do you think the sixth child should do?"

Tongtong asked half

"Well, this is actually what dad wants to tell you!"

Lu Yu did not answer his daughter's question, but took the opportunity to say,

"Tongtong, if someone in the future falsely accuses you like the owner of the pink shop framed Lao Liu, what should you do?"

"For example, you go to a supermarket and buy nothing. When you are about to go out, the boss stops you, saying that you stole an expensive pen from their supermarket."

"What would you do if you encountered this situation?"

"……"

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