Is there something unique in ancient times that modern people envy...
As Liu Xiyan raised her third question, the audience in the live broadcast room also thought about it and started a lively discussion.
Over here in the studio,
Su Xue and Teacher He are also discussing
"Teacher He, what do you think you most admire about the ancients? Su
Xue asked.
Teacher He thought about it very seriously and said with a smile,
"I really have something that I envy the ancients!"
"oh? What is it?"
"love!"
"love?"
"Yes!"
Teacher He nodded and said with emotion,
"Just like the poet Mu Xin wrote in the collection of poems"Once Upon a Time Slow", in the past, cars and horses were very slow, letters were far away, and there was only enough time to love one person in a lifetime.……"
"The ancients' treatment of love is still worthy of our envy and learning. They were loyal to love and were better able to hold hands and help each other."
"Because of their love, they created many masterpieces that have been passed down through the ages!"
"For example, the two sentences we are most familiar with, the mountain has no edges, the heaven and the earth are in harmony, and I dare to be with you!"
"It is from the Yuefu poem"Shangxie" of the Han Dynasty.》"
"The original text is, I want to know you, my life will never fade, the mountains will have no edges, the rivers will run out, the winter thunder will tremble; the summer will rain and snow, the heaven and the earth will be harmonious, so I dare to be with you!"
"What a loyal love!"
Teacher He praised,
"In addition to poetry, there are also folk love stories"
"For example, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, Cowherd and Weaver Girl, Meng Jiangnu, The Legend of White Snake, Romance of the West Chamber, Phoenix Seeking Phoenix, etc., there are so many!"
"They all represent their ancient people’s attitude towards love!"
"But compared to the ancients, many of us today cannot do this!"
"For various reasons, many people get divorced even after getting married.……"
22"For example, some time ago, I passed by the Civil Affairs Bureau, and the people queuing up for divorce there were all lined up at the gate!"
"……"
Su Xue nodded repeatedly after hearing what Teacher He said.
As expected of Teacher He, what you said is so good!
After Teacher He said this, she began to envy the ancients' undying love.
Unlike now, there are not too many breakups and divorces!
Thinking of this,
Su Xue looked at Lu Yu on the big screen again, not knowing what kind of answer this guy would spit out from his mouth this time!
But it must be very improper!
In fact, it was not just Su Xue who thought this, but the audience in the live broadcast room also thought so. Lu Yu's previous answers were too funny. I think this time, it will definitely be funny again!
For a moment, everyone's eyes were focused on Lu Yu again.
I want to hear how Lu Yu would answer this question.
And it was at this moment that
Lu Yu finally seemed to have figured out the answer!
I saw him raise his head, with a sad expression on his face.
"In fact, there are many things that I envy the ancients for……"
"Among them, there are no less than ten things that are unique to the ancients but not available to us modern people. I have seen and felt them with my own eyes!"
"In this way, I will pick three or four of them, the things that make me envy the most, and tell you about them.……" puff!!
As soon as they heard Lu Yu's familiar beginning, the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing immediately, because this beginning cannot be said to be exactly the same as when he said the most disappointing sentence before, it can only be said to be exactly the same! Lu Yu actually said the same words again, and the audience instantly went crazy with laughter!
"Hahahaha, no, Brother Lu, are you still here?!"
"Laughing to death, Brother Lu is going to be clever again!"
"It’s still a familiar formula, and it’s still a familiar tone. I seriously suspect that Brother Lu is going to trick us again!"
"Brother Lu, I beg you to use your magical powers. Your laughter really made my stomach hurt today!"
"There is definitely nothing good that this thief can say!"
"Hahaha!"
"……"
The audience burst into laughter.
After Liu Xiyan heard this familiar beginning, she was also dumbfounded and asked quickly,
"Brother Lu, are you going to give that unserious answer this time?"
"Am I not serious?!"
Facing Liu Xiyan's doubts,
Lu Yu glared and said righteously,
"You are slandering me. I am not serious. Everything I say is obviously very serious, right?"
"Okay, okay, you are serious, you are the most serious, Brother Lu, please tell me now! Liu
Xiyan said while suppressing a smile.
"Well, then you should listen carefully!"
Lu Yu rolled his eyes at Liu Xiyan, and then said seriously,
"If you want to envy the ancients for something, it must be something that the ancients had that we modern people lack or don’t have.……"
"Only in this way can we talk about envy!"
"If we had it, we wouldn't envy the ancients, right?"
Well, there is nothing wrong with what Lu Yu said!
Everyone nodded.
Then, they heard Lu Yu say,
"So, I just thought about it from this perspective. Compared with the ancients, what do we lack most?"
"Technology, culture, ideas, peace, commodities... Obviously, we have no shortage of these!"
"That being the case, what exactly are we missing?"
"What do I have that I need to envy the ancients?"
"I thought about it for a long time and finally thought of it!"
"Not only did it come to mind, but several came to mind!"
"The first one is a man!"
"I envy men in ancient times, but our society today is also in short supply of men!"
Huh?!
As soon as Lu Yu said this answer, everyone was stunned.
Then, they burst into laughter again!
Envy men in ancient times?
Are we short of men now?
Hahahaha!
What a strange answer this is!
And, who Are you saying that there is a shortage of men in society now?
According to a survey on the ratio of men to women, there are many more men than women. Many men cannot find a wife in their lifetime and have to be single!
So, why is there a shortage of men?
It is precisely because In this way, when the audience heard Lu Yu's answer, they burst into laughter.
In the studio,
Su Xue also rolled her eyes at Lu Yu angrily.
Sure enough, she guessed right.
Lu Yu is not serious at all.
He actually said that he envied men in ancient times, and also said that there is a shortage of men in society now, but it was really Taizhangkou who came!
However, in the face of everyone’s laughter, (to read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!) in the camera Lu Yu, however, had no intention of laughing at all. Instead, his face became a little serious.
Hearing Lu Yu continue to say,
"Maybe, when you hear my answer, you will find it funny, but in fact, it is really not funny at all!"
"ancient man……"
"They feel honored that they are a strong-willed hero, and they feel proud that they are a true man who stands upright and upright!"
"They are masculine and powerful, they can support a family inside, and fight bloody battles outside, conquering all directions!"
"If you were born as a boy but acted like a girl, you would be laughed at to death!"
"If you say that any man looks like a woman, it would be a great insult to him!"
"But, what about our modern times?"
Lu Yu changed the topic and sneered,
"On the screen, little fresh meat is everywhere, and sissy culture is very popular……"
"How many of them are real men here?"
"His hand accidentally made a cut, and he cried out in pain. He had to be taken to the hospital quickly. It seemed that if he passed away for a while, it would hurt him to death!"
"When encountering a small difficulty, he would shout that I can't do it, pinch the orchid with his fingers and say, wow, this is terrible!"
"I wipe my tears every now and then, cover my mouth and cry……"
"Her face was smeared with thick makeup, her lips were smeared with sexy lipstick, and she was dressed in women's clothes. She was all dressed up, twitching her buttocks and showing off her lust.……"
"And those candies are so sweet and so cute that they make people sick!"
"What kind of men are these guys?!"
"He has the body of a man, but he behaves more like a woman than a woman!"
"The point is, there are many, many more men like this!"[]
"They are not ashamed, but proud!"
"That’s why I say that society is short of men now!"
"That’s why I said, I would envy men in ancient times!"
"……"
Lu Yu's words were so sonorous and powerful that they immediately shocked everyone who heard them!
The ridicule on the barrage stopped abruptly!
The smiles on everyone's faces froze instantly!
In the studio, after listening to Lu Yu's explanation,
Su Xue was obviously stunned, and then realized that Lu Yu actually meant this when he said that modern society lacks men and envied men in ancient times!
The man he talks about does not refer to the man himself, but to what a man should possess!
I go!
After thinking of this,
Su Xue's eyes suddenly widened.
"I misunderstood him……"
Amelia Su said in shock.
Not only Su Xue, but also the audience in the live broadcast room immediately became excited after reacting!
"Niu Bei, Brother Lu, I just thought that Brother Lu was going to give some unreasonable answer. I admit, I was wrong!"
"Damn, it turns out that this is what Brother Lu meant when he said he was short of men. It’s all my fault that I was too superficial. I was actually laughing at Brother Lu just now!"
"Don't worry, what Lu Yu said is absolutely right. Many men nowadays are really like bitches, especially those bitches on the screen. It's so disgusting!"
"Yes, men in ancient times would definitely not be like this. If these sissies traveled to 337 ancient times, they would probably be despised to death!"
"It's ridiculous that there are still many people who worship these sissies, which makes more and more men start to develop into sissies. If this continues, the consequences will be unimaginable!"
"Hey, it’s not just sissies, many students now have begun to lose their masculinity. I watched a video a few days ago. There were so many boys in high school, but none of them could even do a pull-up. , I was speechless when I saw it!"
"Upstairs, in fact, we can’t blame them, we can only blame the school system, which only focuses on learning and not on the development of students’ physical fitness. The physical education teacher is sick every day, and the children can’t even get a physical education class. Physical fitness How could it be okay?"
"Brother Lu’s answer this time really surprised me, I give it full marks!"
"Yes, Brother Lu is still very serious when he becomes serious!"
"……"
One thing to say,
Lu Yu's answer this time really shocked everyone.
When Lu Yu said that modern society was short of men, everyone was still laughing at him.
However, after Lu Yu finished explaining, everyone finally understood. What's going on?
Everyone sighed with emotion, thinking that what Lu Yu said was really reasonable!
Amidst the exclamations of the audience,
Lu Yu continued,
"In addition to men, I also envy women in ancient times!"
"Just like many men have lost their backbone and masculinity, many women today, compared to women in ancient times, have also lost their chastity and integrity!"
"In ancient times, staying red on the wedding night could be used as a reason to divorce your wife!"
"But what about now?"
"If we go by this standard, I am afraid that more than 90% of them will have to divorce their wives!"
"Oh, there are many women nowadays, each one is more playful than the other!"
"Let’s not talk about it before the marriage, but after the marriage, you are not honest!"
"She coaxed an ignorant and handsome young man to her home, and after that, she actually said that her husband would come back in the evening. Did she know how harmful that sentence would be to a boy's soul?"
"I won’t go into details here, because everyone knows the virtues of many girls nowadays.……"
"What I really want to say is actually the third thing I envy the ancients!"
"……"
After the brief joke,
Lu Yu stretched out three fingers and his face became serious again.
…………
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