Live Broadcast: The post-90s generation is raising a child against their will, which is outrageous

As the chief director Zhang Wenjun exclaimed, at the same time, the picture in the live broadcast room gradually became clearer!

After seeing clearly the situation on Lu Yu's side, many viewers stared and almost didn't react!

At this time,

Lu Yu and Tong Tong had already finished lunch, and the two of them came to a playground where they could play with water!

As mentioned before, the Dreamland that Lu Yu chose is more of a parent-child type of playground. Since it is a parent-child type and it is in the summer, of course, children’s favorite water play items are indispensable!

At this time, the project Lu Yu and Tong Tong were working on was called simulated surfing.

In front of you is a huge swimming pool. There are many wave machines in the swimming pool, which are constantly driving the waves from one direction to another!

The tourists were in the water, screaming as the waves rose and fell.

Lu Yu and Tong Tong were also in the water at this time, but because Tong Tong was too young, they did not go deep and just played near the shore.

"Hahahaha, Dad, another big wave is coming!"

Tongtong said with great excitement as he stepped barefoot in the water.

Lu Yu was even more excited than Tongtong.

Looking at the densely packed figures in the water in front of him, there were actually many beauties wearing bikinis. Lu Yu really felt that , this time we came to the right place!

"So white!"

"Dad, what did you say?"

"I said, the waves are so white!"

Lu Yu clicked his tongue and said in wonder,

"Not only is it white, but some of the waves are huge!"

"Hahaha, yes dad, what a big wave!"

Tongtong cheered, and the next second, the waves came to her, and she rushed back a few steps with the current.

Lu Yu, on the other hand, not only did not retreat, but found the right moment when the waves came over, He jumped up directly.

As he jumped, he happened to collide with a beautiful woman wearing a bikini next to him who was suddenly swept up by the waves.

The two collided into a ball. The beautiful woman screamed and almost fell down.

One hand was scratching at Lu Yu's body 567 randomly, and Lu Yu quickly stabilized her.

"Sorry, handsome guy, did it hurt you?"

After standing firm, the beauty hurriedly apologized to Lu Yu.

She originally wanted to ride the waves, but her foot slipped and she fell and was rolled over.

Fortunately, she was caught by the handsome guy in front of her, otherwise, she would probably have had to drink it. There was a lot of water in the bottle.

Faced with the beauty’s apology,

Lu Yu also took his hands away from her body.

"It's okay, it doesn't hurt at all!"

Lu Yu waved his hand generously and said with a smile,

"It’s just a little bit panicky!"

"Panicked?"

"Yes, a rose, it definitely has thorns!"

"puff!"

Hearing Lu Yu's compliment, the beauty burst out laughing, and she took the initiative to invite,

"Handsome guy, do you want to go somewhere deeper to play together? The deeper places are more exciting and have more water!"

"I won’t go, I have my baby with me!"

Lu Yu pointed at

Tongtong who was jumping back and forth in the water behind him.

"Taking care of a baby?"

The beauty looked over there curiously, a little disappointed, but she still praised her sincerely:"Your daughter is so cute!"

"Yes, I think she is cute too, just as cute as her daddy!"

"Phew, handsome man, you are so oily!"

"Oil? Is it the oil that loves tiger oil?"

"Hahaha, handsome guy, you are so annoying!"

"……"

After the two chatted for a few words, the beauty twisted her waist and walked towards the deep water area alone.

At this time, another big wave hit, and this time a figure also rolled over.

Lu Yu was about to go again. It was a good thing to do once, but after discovering that the other party was a man,

Lu Yu turned around and went to play with Tongtong.

"Hahahahaha, I stretched my hand out, but when I saw it was a man, I pulled it back again!"

"Brother Lu is really too real. Let alone Brother Lu, if it were a man, I wouldn’t pick it up. Whoever wants to pick it up will pick it up!"

"It made me laugh so hard. Just now this thief took advantage of the beauty of the (bgaf) family!"

"You have really wronged Brother Lu. He should have been trying to ride the waves just now, but that beautiful woman was accidentally rolled over and bumped into him!"

"Damn it, why can’t I encounter such a good thing!"

"Even if I meet you, you can't be sure. Are you as handsome as Brother Lu? Are you as good at flirting as Brother Lu? With just a few words, Brother Lu managed to capture the sweetheart of a beautiful woman. Can you do that?"

"One thing to say, Brother Lu really knows how to do it. Fortunately, he is already married and has children. Otherwise, the seat of Poseidon, the King of the Sea, would have to be given to him!"

"I can’t even imagine how happy Brother Lu was before getting married!"

"If I had one-tenth of Brother Lu's skills, I wouldn't be single until now. It's only been on the air for a few days, and he has already picked up several people!"

"……"

As soon as the camera came over,

Lu Yu brought huge laughter to the audience again.

At the same time,

Lu Yu's wonderful experience just now has made many young guys in the live broadcast room envious.

People can't compare with each other.

We have been single for so many years and can't even find a girlfriend.

As a result, Brother Lu , but it

’s really annoying!

As they talked, the barrage began to boo again, asking Lu Yu to teach them how to flirt with girls.

In a baby-raising program, the audience actually asked a baby's father about how to seduce a girl.

This bizarre scene almost made the three experts in the studio jump up in anger.

Even Su Xue rolled her eyes in confusion.

"What, the audience asked me how to seduce girls?"

At the same time, in the camera, the cameraman also conveyed this request to Lu Yu according to the instructions of the audience.

After hearing this question,

Lu Yu was also stunned.

"Dad, what is flirting with girls?"

Tongtong asked curiously, raising his face.

"Well, flirting with girls means being good friends with other girls... Don't listen to your cameraman uncle's nonsense, dad doesn't do this!"

"In my father's heart, there are only you and your mother!"

Lu Yu said solemnly.

Although he is a bit unserious outside

, Lu Yu has always paid attention to his image in front of his daughter. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Tongtong, if you are playing here, my father will severely reprimand your camera uncle. How can you slander me like this!"

Lu Yu said, and pulled the cameraman aside.

He would not be too far away from Tongtong, but under the cover of the sound of water,

Tongtong would not hear their conversation.

The cameraman was a little embarrassed,"I'm sorry. Ah, Brother Lu, I forgot to avoid Tongtong.……"

"Which girl are you flirting with?"

Lu Yu asked directly

"Ga?"

"Let me ask you, the audience wants to consult me, what type of girl do I want to flirt with? Lu

Yu said, then changed his words,

"It's too ugly to say flirting with girls. Now that I'm a married man, I've stopped playing this trick a long time ago!"

"Let me teach you how to chase your girlfriend!"

"Tell me, what type of girlfriend do you want to pursue?"

The cameraman stared blankly and thought to himself, isn't this still the same thing? It's just a different way of saying it!

However, since Lu Yu was willing to teach him, he quickly asked,"Brother Lu, you have detailed information on each type. Tell me about it……"

"Tell me in detail? Then I can’t finish it even if I talk about three days and three nights!"[]

Lu Yu thought for a while and said to the camera,

"Let me tell you briefly!"

"I also hope that my friends in front of the screen can get out of singles as soon as possible, find their own happiness, and then give birth to a lovely baby!"

"If you don’t want to be single, that’s okay, being alone is also very comfortable!"

Speaking,

Lu Yu began to share his experience.

In the live broadcast room, many young and single viewers also listened.

Even here in the studio,

Teacher He, Su Xue, and The people on the directing team were all suppressing their laughter as they listened.

Lu Yu said slowly,

"Flirting with girls... ahem, no, it's chasing a girlfriend. First of all, you have to understand what type of girl she is!"

"If you want to pursue the widow, then you have to be very kind to her son!"

"Have you watched Kuangbiao?"

"This is how Gao Qiqiang captured his sister-in-law. He first greeted his sister-in-law's son, and then she took care of him!"

"If you want to chase a good girl, then you must stop behaving like a good girl. If both of them are so good, it will be too boring!"

Lu Yu spread his hands,

"Therefore, you have to take her to do something exciting and rebellious, such as going bungee jumping, riding a roller coaster, getting her ears pierced, or when eating together, kick her with your stinky feet.……"

"In this way, you will leave a deep impression on her heart in no time!"

"In addition to good girls, there are also aloof girls. When you meet such a girl, you should do everything possible to make her feel friendly and make her go crazy together!"

"You see those cold-blooded female CEOs on TV, they were all defeated by this method in the end!"

"In addition, if you want to chase a girl who plays solo, it’s easier, just create more romance for her like in a stick drama!"

"I sent flowers when I had nothing to do, and put a few balloons in the trunk. As soon as I opened the trunk, the balloons flew up to the sky, and there was a long banner hanging from the bottom, saying so-and-so, you are so beautiful.……"

"After a few times, she will fall in love with you!"

"Oh, and there are those weird girls. For girls like this, just be more sincere and pure."

"For specific cases, you can refer to Guo Jing and Huang Rong in The Legend of the Condor Heroes!"

"Of course, we can’t compare with Guo Jing!"

"At that time, Huang Rong dressed up as a little beggar for the first time. When she met Guo Jing, Guo Jing was riding a sweaty horse, which was on the same level as today's big laborers. He treated the little beggar to a meal, took out an ingot of gold, and put it away. In modern times, the lowest equivalent is more than 20,000 yuan, so don't think Guo Jing is stupid, he is actually a rich second generation!"

"In addition to quirky spirits, there are also those kind of mommy girls. I don’t recommend that you chase this kind of girl. Once you catch it, it will be very troublesome later."

"However, if you insist on pursuing her, you must first influence her mother, who is your mother-in-law.……"

"……"

Lu Yu talked non-stop for fifteen minutes.

At the end of his speech, his mouth felt thirsty, and then he waved his hand.

"Okay, that’s all for today!"

"Don’t ask me this kind of question again in the future."

"I am an honest person and this kind of question is too presumptuous for me!"

"……"

After saying that,

Lu Yu turned around and went to play with Tongtong, feeling as if he had finished his work and brushed off his clothes to hide his merit and fame.

In the live broadcast room, the audience was already shocked by what Lu Yu said just now!

Everyone stared at each other, and then, the next moment, with a bang, the live broadcast room exploded!

"Hahahahaha, no, Brother Lu, you are serious, you are serious!"

"Should I say it or not, Brother Lu is too experienced!"

"Where do you think Brother Lu got these experiences from? I really don’t believe that he doesn’t have ten or eight wives outside. I strongly suggest that my sister-in-law check Brother Lu’s room opening records when she goes back! (face covering, jpg)"

"Brother Lu: I don’t know how, I really don’t know how, I only know a few hundred million points!"

"What Brother Lu shared is full of useful information. I have to bow to Brother Lu. Brother Lu is so awesome. He knows every type of girl!"

"6666, it’s really amazing, my wife is a good girl, and I got her by using the method Brother Lu said!"

"Brother Lu is really a nice person. Not only did he tell us how to do it, he also gave us examples. By the way, is Guo Jing really a rich second generation?"

"Ke Zhen'e: Just watch me wink and you'll know!"

"Brother Lu, please open a tutoring class. I'll pay the tuition and kneel down to listen in class. If you don't have a class, you can open a media class and I'll watch it as a VIP!"

"Although it is difficult to stretch, to be honest, what Brother Lu said is really feasible. Anyway, I wrote it down!"

"Thanks to Brother Lu for imparting his experience, I’ll give you a tip!"

"Hahaha!"

"……"