"……"
When he heard that his daughter was not a good person,
Lu Yu on the sofa suddenly breathed a sigh of relief,
"I'm sorry!"
This little girl actually dared to scare me,
I'm just saying, how could you be so lucky, and you caught such a big hand in the second hand!
As long as Tongtong is not a great player, if he is no longer a great player, then he will have to compete with Tongtong, and if his single card is a 9, he can win - the probability is still very high!
Lu Yu rekindled his hope, but before he could get happy, he heard Tongtong continue to say with a bad smile,
"Hahaha, Dad, even though I’m not an expert!"
"However, I am also very big with this bull!"
"You see, 5, 6, and 9 add up to exactly 20!"
"The two cards left in my hand are 1 and 8, which add up to 9!"
"So, dad, I am a great 9!"
"It’s still much, much, much better than yours!!!"
Lu Yu:"……"
Tongtong's move made Lu Yu speechless!
Good guy,
I dare you to be awesome!
Then I still lose in the end!
Bai was happy!
Lu Yu slapped his forehead and said speechlessly:"Tongtong, I don't want you to be such a cheater!"
"Just show your cards right next time, who did you learn from such a bad guy?"
"Hehehe, of course I learned it from you, dad!"
"You used to scare me like this all the time!"
"……"
Tongtong smiled evilly and stuck out his tongue.
At the same time, just when Lu Yu and Tong Tong were bickering and about to start the third game, the live broadcast room was already boiling with Tong Tong's Feng Qi operation just now!
Originally, everyone thought that
Tongtong took out the two cards 1 and 9 and was left with 5, 6, and 8 because Tongtong calculated it wrong...
For this reason, the viewers in the live broadcast room were all regretful. No!
I regret that Tongtong miscalculated the cards, but also regret that I can't scold that bullshit expert!
However, what I never expected was...
Good guy, everyone was deceived by this little traitor!
She wasn't wrong at all. She just said that deliberately just to scare her father. She was playing a prank!! puff!!!
Thinking of this, the audience reacted and immediately exploded!!
"Hahahaha, I'm convinced, really, I can only teach a child, Tongtong is too badass!"
"Yes, this move is simply heart-wrenching!"
"Let me tell you first that I have an awesome pen to scare you, and then wait until the other person is scared, and then tell him that I lied to you. Just when the other person was happy, Tongtongpa hit another awesome 9, which directly messed up Brother Lu's mentality. Collapse!"
"It made me laugh to death, so Tongtong really knows how to calculate, and she didn’t make any mistakes at all!"
"Definitely, she can actually find the sum of three numbers as big as 5, 6, and 9, and she can calculate them correctly. This is 100% accurate!"
"Isn't it? She can do addition and subtraction within twenty, and what's even more amazing is that she can also do mental arithmetic. You said that the book Tiantian made about addition and subtraction within ten, can she not do it?"
"Tongtong is great, she is really amazing!"
"Damn it, look at that bullshit expert, what else does he have to say this time! (Tokuzi, jpg)"
"Wait, Dashachun, what are you going to do! (Shocked, jpg)"
"She was talking nonsense, and now she probably wants to get into Ku's crotch. She just said that Tongtong is not as good as Tiantian and can't do questions, and Tongtong slapped her in the face like crazy!!"
"It turns out that playing cards is more conducive to learning than doing exercise books, hahaha!"
"I understand, I will pull my son up to play cards now!"
"……"
Inside the live broadcast room, there was a roar of laughter!
Tongtong successfully calculated the correct answer, but they were even happier than Tongtong himself at the moment!
Tongtong proved with her strength that not only can she count, but she can do more than Tiantian!
This was really no less than a slap on the face of the expert who was slandering her just now!
After countless viewers were happy, they started to ridicule on the barrage!
"A little, a little, a little, old witch, do you have anything else to say now?"
"Wuhu, a certain expert’s face was really painful. The slap came so fast, like a tornado!"
"Bullshit expert, come out and apologize!"
"Facts have proved that learning this kind of thing does not necessarily come from rigid learning. Brother Lu, who leads his children to learn while having fun, is the way to go!"
"Yes, children can learn arithmetic while playing cards. If Chen Aijun knew this, he would probably be depressed to death!"
"I don’t care if Chen Aijun is depressed or not, I want to scold that old witch to death right now!"
"Old witch, does your face hurt? Now tell me, who is better, Tongtong or Tiantian?"
"Also, which one is better, Brother Lu or Chen Aijun’s way of raising children?"
"The old witch didn't dare to say anything, hahahaha!"
"……"
On the barrage, sarcasm was heard endlessly.
Over here in the studio.
Su Xue was so excited that she couldn't help but wave her fist!
Great!
Tongtong is really great!
Auntie will definitely keep her word. She will definitely find time to play with you and buy you lots and lots of delicious snacks!
In addition to being excited,
Su Xue gloated and looked at Liu Liwen at the expert table.
At that time, the calmness on Liu Liwen's face had long since disappeared, and her complexion also turned blue, red, and purple.
She didn't expect that this daughter of the Lu Yu family actually calculated it, and it was correct!
Liu Liwen was shocked and embarrassed.
Seeing the curses on the barrage, her face felt burning pain. After staying there for a few seconds, she became angry and shouted in the direction of the director,
"Director Zhang, I suggest turning off the barrage on the big screen!!"
"The quality of this audience is too low!!"
"Turn it off quickly!!"
"……"
Facing Liu Liwen's anger and directing,
Zhang Wenjun waved his hand at her.
Turn off?
I'll shut you up!
You've been scolded by the audience for being mean, so why should I listen to you?
Then again...
Zhang Wenjun looked at Lu Yu and Tong Tong in the picture with a smile, and said to himself, these father and daughter are really surprising.
It’s just…a little bit more expensive for an expert!
In the past, when I was in charge, I even scolded Hu Zhen to the point of being autistic.
Now the younger one jumped out again and slapped Liu Liwen hard in the face. As expected of the two brothers, they couldn't bear any loss!
I invited three experts, and two of them were beaten! (To read cool novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
Hahaha!
…………
Just when Liu Liwen was furious and everyone else was enjoying the news and adding insult to injury, Lu Yu and Tongtong continued to play bullfighting in the picture.
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Each round of Bullfighting is played very quickly, unlike Landlords, where it takes a long time just to draw cards.
In the blink of an eye,
Lu Yu and Tong Tong had reached the sixth game.
In the first five games,
Lu Yu only won one game, still with a slight advantage, using Niu 5 to defeat Tongtong's Niu 4. The remaining four games were all won by Tongtong.
At this time, the sixth game began.
After each of the two players received five cards,
Tongtong's five cards were: 3, 3, 4, 0, 10.
Seeing Tongtong's cards, the audience immediately laughed again
"Tongtong's luck is really smooth, he won again this time!"
"Hahaha, after playing six games, Brother Lu only won one. He was probably very depressed. His daughter pushed him to the ground and rubbed him again and again!"
"3, 3, 4 is awesome, the last two tens add up to 20, damn, the biggest awesome pen!"
"On our side, Niubi is really not the biggest. In the bullfighting we play here, there are bigger cards than Niubi, which are bombs or three with two, but the gameplay is a little more complicated than this."
"What is the name of a card that is bigger than Niubi?"
"To tell you the truth, it’s called Lao Niubi, or it’s because Niubi is too big! (covering face and crying.jpg)"
"Hahahaha, I can’t argue with this name!"
"……"
Amid the laughter of the audience, as expected,
Lu Yu lost to Tong Tong again this time!
Tongtong was not surprised. After clicking on the cards with his little hand for a while, he directly played 3, 3, and 4 first.
Then he played two more 10s!
"Hahaha, Dad, I am really good at this!"
"The biggest bull!"
"Dad, you lost again!!"
Tongtong cheered excitedly.
In the past when she played cards with her father, she always lost more and won less, but today she actually won so many times, which made Tongtong very happy. On the other hand,
Lu Yu, who was opposite, was so embarrassed Please give me flowers. Throw the cards in your hand on the sofa.
It’s okay to lose in private, but now in front of so many audiences, I only won a handful and was tortured by a child. This is so cool. His image has been tarnished!
In order to regain his respect,
Lu Yu decided to take a risk!
So, when drawing cards in the seventh game, every time he drew cards, he would quickly draw a few more cards into his hand, until Tongtong had drawn enough five cards. When playing cards,
Lu Yu already had more than a dozen cards in his hand!
Unfortunately,
Tongtong didn't notice this, but the cameraman did!
"Brother Lu, you can't do this!"
The cameraman said in a dumbfounded voice,
"Are you sorry? Playing cards with Tongtong, you are still cheating!"
"Tongtong, look at the cards in your father's hand, he has too many!"
When Tongtong heard this, he looked up in surprise, then stretched out his hand to rub the cards in Lu Yu's hand. Sure enough, he found that his father's cards were far more than five!
"Dad, why are you like this? You are cheating!"
Tongtong protested loudly.
"Cough cough cough cough... Tongtong, I said I accidentally caught so many, do you believe it? Lu
Yu blushed and said weakly.
"I don't believe it!"
"You've always drawn more cards before, and you must have done it on purpose this time!"
He threw the cards on the sofa childishly.
"I won’t play with you anymore!"
"You bully children!"
Tongtong folded his arms and turned away angrily.
"That's right, I don't want to play with you anymore!"
"You've won so many times, what's wrong with me?"
When Lu Yu saw this, he also threw away the cards in his hand. He also folded his arms and turned his face to the other side angrily.
In the picture, two people, one large and one small, were sitting on the sofa. No one paid any attention to the other. The back of the head was facing the back of the head, and everyone was sulking.
Seeing this scene, the cameraman next to him almost laughed out loud.
In the live broadcast room, the audience was also laughing so hard, some people were even more direct Laughing out loud like a pig
"Hahahahahaha, Brother Lu was really going to be so happy when I stepped on the horse. This guy was caught cheating by a child, and he was still wronged there!"
"Yes, Brother Lu, you are so wronged. You are such a big man and you still want to win over Tongtong with such despicable tricks. It is Tongtong who should be wronged, right?"
"Brother Lu is really not a human being, hahaha, he worked hard to win!"
"This is a typical example of him being so impatient that he wants to jump over the wall! (covering face and crying, jpg)"
"The key is, Brother Lu also said, you have won so many times, what's wrong with me... Listen, you guys listen, how shameless, let a five-year-old child, let him!"
"Tongtong: Oh, look at my father who is going to be the strongest in this life!"
"By the way, the way Brother Lu and Tongtong get along is really not like a father and daughter at all. They are just like two good friends. The boat of friendship can capsize at every turn!"
"That's right, this doesn't look like a father and daughter. It's so interesting. I really love the atmosphere of getting along like this!"
"……"
Although,
Lu Yu and Tong Tong, the boat of friendship between them was overturned at this time, and they were both sulking at each other.
However, their way of getting along has really attracted the envy and admiration of countless people.
All kidding aside, how many fathers in the world can get along with their children in such a situation that there is almost no generation gap?
You can play together, you can laugh together, you can also have a tantrum together...
In the eyes of many children, the father is serious, like a mountain of unsmiling people.
In front of the father, the children are timid and cautious...
The father gives the child The impression is more of accusation and harshness.
A father like Lu Yu really makes many fathers and sons at odds with each other. When they grow up, people who grow apart from their father are envious of him.
Some people were watching for fun, some were looking in the mirror, and some seemed to be watching a science fiction movie.
I feel that Liu Cixin's"The Three-Body Problem" was written too conservatively...
Kyoto.
In a single apartment.
Guo Dalin looked at Lu Yu and Tong Tong in the picture, feeling their familial bond and the close friendship between father and child, but he had already burst into tears.
…………
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