Just when the father and daughter finished laughing,
and were about to go home and change Ultraman's clothes,
Lu Yu was suddenly stunned,
and then he found that,
not far from him and Tongtong,
there was actually a little boy about four or five years old standing.
This little boy,
was staring at Lu Yu with excitement and admiration,
his eyes,
even hotter than when he saw his real father!
Lu Yu recognized him at a glance,
Huh? !
This kid,
wasn't he the boy who
had to let him hold him and take a photo at the entrance of the kindergarten, and almost dripped his snot on him? !
Why is he here?
"Huh? Why did this little boy follow us?"
At this time,
Tongtong also found the other party,
and wondered,
"Did he come with us from the kindergarten just now?"
"Where are his parents?"
"Why aren't they here?"
"..."
Before, when Lu Yu and Tongtong were escaping from everyone's enthusiastic crowd,
they didn't dare to look back,
of course, they didn't know that
there was actually a little boy running behind them!
What's even more ridiculous is that
the boy's family,
didn't follow them,
it's obvious that
the boy was probably separated from his family!
"Ugh, this parent is too careless!"
"The child has followed me for three miles, and they didn't even know!"
"I'm afraid they will be very worried when they find out that the child is missing!"
Lu Yu said helplessly,
walked up to the little boy and asked,
"Little boy, have you lost your family?"
"Where are your parents?"
"Dad is you, you are my dad!"
"..."
The little boy opened his mouth,
and almost shocked Lu Yu.
I fainted,
Don't talk nonsense!
My dear "470" girl is still standing next to me,
How did I become your dad?
Besides,
I don’t even know if your mother is pretty or not,
I don’t agree with this recognition of kinship!
Lu Yu smiled, and quickly realized that the little boy must like Ultraman Tiga very much and want Ultraman Tiga to be his father.
“What about your mother?”
Lu Yu asked.
“Mom? Mom is here…”
The little boy turned his head and looked around, but couldn’t find his mother.
Now,
he was finally a little panicked.
However,
when he thought,
Dad is right hereWhen he stood in front of him,
He calmed down again.
"Dad, can you take me to find my mom?"
The little boy looked at Lu Yu and said.
Lu Yu: "..."
Tongtong: "..."
"Hahaha, good guy, this guy popped up to compete with Tongtong for dad and divide the property in the future!"
"Tongtong: Stop talking, it's very dangerous!"
"I just want to say, is there a possibility that this is the illegitimate child left by Brother Lu when he was having an affair outside!"
"Pfft, don't talk nonsense, if it's true, it will be troublesome!"
"Brother Lu: It's bad, the secret hidden for many years is about to be discovered!"
"Hahaha!"
"..."
In the live broadcast room, the audience followed suit.
Lu Yu also coughed twice,
"Your mother should still be looking for you at the kindergarten..."
It was only a few minutes later,
After the little boy's mother found that the child was missing,
she should still be looking for him at the kindergarten,
However,
Lu Yu didn't dare to send him there now,
If he was blocked by enthusiastic parents and children again,
it would be troublesome.
So,
Lu Yu suddenly had an idea and asked,
"Do you know your mother's mobile phone number? I can call her and ask her to come and take you away!"
A four or five-year-old child,
should be able to remember his mother's mobile phone number, right?
Anyway, when Tongtong was four years old,
he had memorized his and his wife's mobile phone numbers by heart.
However,
Unfortunately,
Not every child,
can memorize their parents' mobile phone numbers.
The little boy shook his head, indicating that he could not remember.
Tsk!
This is troublesome,
Lu Yu said helplessly,
"If you can't memorize it, then I can only send you there..."
Just after he finished speaking,
Tongtong on the side hurriedly said,
"Dad, he is wearing a children's watch on his wrist!"
"You can use his children's watch to call his mother!"
A word awakened the dreamer!
After being reminded by Tongtong,
Lu Yu also found the children's watch!
"Tongtong, well done!"
"When you grow up, you will definitely be a detective!"
"Your observation skills are very careful!"
Lu Yu praised Tongtong a few words,
In Tongtong's proud laughter,
Lu Yu quickly took off the little boy's children's watch and opened it. Sure enough, there was a note in the watch that was the mother's contact information.
In order not to make the parents anxious,
Lu Yu hurriedly called the number.
Just after two rings,
the call was connected!
"Hey, Klin, where are you? You're making me so worried!"
"I can't find you!"
"Where are you now!"
Sure enough, just as Lu Yu thought,
As soon as the call was connected,
an extremely anxious woman's voice came from the other side.
Lu Yu looked at the little boy in surprise,
This kid,
actually called Klin...
I hope he doesn't have a buddy named Sun Wukong around him,
Otherwise,
the situation might be a bit dangerous.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem!"
Lu Yu put away his wild thoughts and said quickly,
"Don't worry!"
"Your son Klin is in my hands now! ”
After Lu Yu finished speaking,
The woman on the other side immediately stopped talking, and seemed to be frightened.
"You, what are you going to do!"
The woman panicked,
"Give the child back to me, or else I will call the police!"
Call the police?
Lu Yu was stunned, and from the other party's shock, he realized that his words might be a bit ambiguous, and hurriedly explained,
"Don't be afraid!"
"Don't call the police either!"
"Your son is in my hands, and he is safe now!"
"If you dare to call the police to arrest me, I will be angry!"
"..."
Lu Yu's words,
made the woman on the other side seem even more frightened, and she could vaguely hear the other party's voice of wanting to cry, but not daring to cry loudly.
"What are you crying for! ”
“I didn’t lie to you, he is really safe!”
Lu Yu looked helpless,
I thought to myself, I am kind enough to return the child to you, why are you crying?
Helpless Lu Yu,
kicked the little boy’s buttocks,
“Hey, kid, say something to your mother!”
“…”
In order to assure the other party that
his son is safe,
Lu Yu was very considerate and let the little boy say something to his mother.
The little boy was very calm,
he leaned on Lu Yu’s thigh very affectionately, and said to the children’s watch,
“Mom!”
“Well, you heard it, your son is really safe now!”
Lu Yu nodded to the little boy,
then said to the woman opposite,
“I am at the east gate of the community now! ”
“Go east from the road of your kindergarten and you will see this community!” (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
“Come quickly and take your child away!”
“…”
As Lu Yu said,
suddenly saw that not far away,
there were many children walking towards this side,
fearing that they would be surrounded by children again,
so,
Lu Yu warned repeatedly,
“Oh, by the way, I advise you to hurry up,You better hurry up!"
"I don't have much time left for you!"
"If you come late, I can't guarantee that I will still wait for you here!"
"I will take your child with me!"
"..."
After Lu Yu finished speaking,
On the other end of the phone, []
The woman completely collapsed,
crying loudly, saying that she would be there soon,
while asking Lu Yu how much money he wanted,
Lu Yu heard this,
his head was black,
too lazy to argue with the other party, and hung up the phone directly.
"Done!"
"Your mother should be here in two minutes!"
"Come on, stretch out your hand, I'll put the watch on you! "
Lu Yu gave the children's watch back to the little boy,
after putting it on,
he nodded to Tongtong and made an OK gesture.
However,
when he turned his head, he found that
the cameraman was staring at him with a very strange look.
"What's wrong? Although I'm handsome, you can't keep staring at me like this. If you keep staring, you'll have to pay me!"
Lu Yu rolled his eyes at the cameraman.
But the cameraman still had a strange look in his eyes. He took a deep breath and asked,
"Brother Lu, tell me the truth. What did you do before? You're so authentic!"
Lu Yu: "? ? ? ”
At the same time,
Inside the live broadcast room,
the audience was already laughing so hard that they were about to burst!
What Lu Yu said just now,
hit their funny points accurately!
“Hahahaha, although I understand what Brother Lu means, his meaning is too interesting! (Covering face, jpg)”
“God damn, your son is in my hands, and you don’t let people call the police... Especially kicking the little boy and asking him to say something to his mother...”
“I can only say that Brother Lu is very skilled in this business!”
“Oh my god, if Brother Lu says these words, even the king of heaven will come and can’t tell you from the kidnappers, hahaha!”
“Brother Lu, tell the truth, what kind of job did you do before, you sound like a human trafficker when you open your mouth!”
“More than strong? If you haven't used a sewing machine for decades, you can't say such authentic words! "
"I just wanted to watch a variety show about raising children, but how come I became a witness while watching it!"
"Dian! Brother Lu knows how to comfort people, and he sounds so cruel!"
"From the tone of Brother Lu, he was probably a kidnapper in the past. I strongly suggest that the relevant departments investigate Brother Lu to death!"
"Don't say this about Brother Lu. After all, Brother Lu's starting point is good... But, please don't set off next time, Brother Lu! (dog head, jpg)"
"Brother Lu, you have nothing to do but do criminal art? Come and let me see it. You are very professional and have some ideas. You are a gamer, right? This kind of life that can be imprisoned but not imprisoned is right in front of you!"
"Hahaha, do you have to send Brother Lu to jail?"
"..."
Lu Yu's words,
made the audience in the live broadcast room very happy.
Many people who like memes,
also took the opportunity to play memes to a new level.
You say one thing, I say one thing, Lu Yu will go to jail tomorrow...
You say one thing, I say one thing, Lu Yu will be sentenced to eight years in prison.
This noisy atmosphere,
watching this in the studio,
Su Xue couldn't help laughing out loud!
"Hahaha, this Lu Yu is so mean!"
"How can you comfort me like this!"
"If you don't know, you would think he is a kidnapper!"
Su Xue smiled and rolled her eyes at Lu Yu on the screen,
feeling helpless,
and funny.
Sometimes,
Su Xue really couldn't figure it out,
why Lu Yu, such a mean guy, could give birth to a cute little kid like Tong Tong, which was really unacceptable.
Why can't I give birth to a kid like this!
On the side,
Teacher He explained something for Lu Yu.
"Lu Yu probably didn't mean it."
"From Lu Yu's perspective, everything he said is actually fine."
"Tsk, Mr. He, you're starting to speak for him now!"
Su Xue laughed,
"How much did Lu Yu give you for one?"
"Fifty cents!"
Mr. He replied seriously,
"I wanted one dollar, but he didn't want to give it to me!"
"Hahaha!"
Mr. He and Su Xue laughed.
Not far away,
Chief Director Zhang Wenjun,
was also at a loss whether to laugh or cry.
"I never realized this kid has the potential to be a kidnapper!"
"He has led my baby-raising program astray!"
"If I am taken for questioning one day, I will be the first to bite him out!"
"..."
Accompanied by Zhang Wenjun's laughter and scolding,
and the laughter of the audience in the live broadcast room,
A few minutes later,
a young and beautiful woman with a hairband, big waves hanging down her waist, a slender waist, and a stepmother's skirt, appeared at the east gate of the community with tears in her eyes.
The first time she saw the little boy,
she rushed over crying,
crying and laughing while holding the little boy,
looking like she had found something she had lost.
No need to ask,
this woman,
is obviously the little boy's mother.
She squatted there holding the little boy happilyShe burst into tears,
The perfect curves,
and the place where the skirt was gathered,
Lucy, who was standing behind her, saw it all.
Lu Yu's eyes lit up,
I didn't expect Krillin's mother to be so beautiful!
Moreover,
She looked a little familiar,
After thinking carefully,
Lu Yu remembered that
She looked a little like another character in Dragon Ball, Lan Qi, who would transform when she sneezed.
The dress, the appearance, and the appearance were very similar!
"Son, you don't have to be afraid now, your mother is here."
Lu Yu took off his hood,
revealing his handsome appearance,
walked over and smiled.
Son?
Hearing Lu Yu's voice, the mother stopped crying immediately, remembering that the kidnapper was still standing next to her.
However,
When she saw that the kidnapper was the Ultraman she had seen at the kindergarten gate before, she was stunned again.
Seeing this, Lu Yu
hurriedly explained it to her.
After listening to Lu Yu's explanation,
the mother suddenly realized that she had misunderstood. Her son was not kidnapped, but followed the Ultraman who had just come here without permission.
She thanked him again,
and apologized quickly.
Lu Yu waved his hand nonchalantly,
"Returning the child has always been my motto, you don't need to thank me."
Lu Yu said righteously,
and gently stroked the little boy's head a few times, lovingly,
"Besides, Krillin is also very likable."
"Just now he found out that his mother was missing, and he was so scared that he almost cried..."
"But after I picked him up and kissed him a few times, he bravely stopped crying."
"He kept calling me dad!"
"Haha, right, son?"
Lu Yu stood with the beautiful mother, teasing the little boy.
Although the little boy didn't remember,
Ultraman Tiga had just hugged him and kissed him,
but he still nodded obediently.
Seeing this,
The mother was immediately more grateful to Lu Yu,
Especially,
Seeing that Lu Yu was still so handsome, with a loving face, calling Kelin "son",
It made the mother's heart,
feel a strong warmth and touch.
No wonder,
No wonder this handsome guy,
just called Kelin son,
turned out to be a son, and called him dad first!
"You, what's your name?"
"My name is Lu Yu, and what's your name, beautiful lady?"
"My name is Feng Lanqi."
"Oh my god, you're really called Lanqi!"
"Ah?"
"It's okay, it's okay... Lanqi, this name is really good, Lan ZhiniaoThe fragrance is so beautiful, I yearn for it..."
"Since ancient times, the name Lanqi has been used to describe beautiful women!".
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