"Hahaha, old photographer, you really guessed it right, I really did pick up money!"
Faced with the curiosity of the cameraman,
Lu Yu laughed even louder,
said with great pride,
"This guy is handsome, that's good, he keeps picking up money!"
"I haven't spent all the money I picked up before, and I picked up a lot of money this time!"
"If this goes on, when will it end!"
Lu Yu's words were very annoying,
The cameraman was stunned when he heard it.
Damn it!
This guy really picked up money!
The cameraman asked hurriedly,
"Brother Lu, where did the money come from? Who gave it to you?"
"Who else could it be? Of course it was Director Zhang!"
"Your Director Zhang is such a good person!"
Lu Yu smiled and opened Weixin,
found Zhang Wenjun's dialog box,
and immediately sent a voice message to the other party,
"Director Zhang, I received the red envelope. Thank you for treating me to dinner again. You are so generous. To be honest, Director Zhang, I have never seen such a kind person as you. The way you send red envelopes is so handsome and domineering. It is also a blessing for me, Lu Yu, to be able to participate in the recording of your program. If I can meet you again in the next life, I will definitely come again..."
Lu Yu babble for a full 60 seconds,
Then he sent this voice message!
And Lu Yu's fawning look,
also made the cameraman next to him roll his eyes!
Pooh!
This fawning face is really disgusting!
"Brother Lu, you have changed!"
"I always thought that you were a man of high moral character who would not bow to the secular world. I didn't expect that you would be so flattering and fawning!"
"You disappoint me so much!"
"It's just a small red envelope. Why are you like this?"
"Where is your backbone and where is your dignity!"
"You can earn money if you lose it, but you can never get your backbone and dignity back. Your behavior is the same as a licker..."
The cameraman criticized with a look of deep sorrow,
But,
Before he could finish,
Lu Yu showed him the screen of his mobile phone,
The next second,
The cameraman stopped talking,
His eyeballs almost flew out of his sockets!
"Eight... eighty thousand plus red envelope?!"
"Yes, your Director Zhang directly sent me a red envelope of eighty-eight thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight!"
Lu Yu spread his hands helplessly,
"I don't want to flatter him, but he gave me too much!"
"And you can see above, all the red envelopes he sent me, and there are also records of transfers!"
"He always does this to me, who can stand it?!"
"Oh, by the way, old photographer, you worked so hardHow much can you get for a month's work?" Lu Yu looked at the cameraman curiously. The cameraman blushed and said with shame, "Five, five thousand..."
"Five thousand!" Lu Yu patted the cameraman's shoulder and said with emotion, "Five thousand is not a small amount. You can get so much money in this red envelope after working diligently for a year and a half!"
"To be honest, sometimes I envy people like you who can make money by strength. Every penny you get is very solid!"
"Unlike me, I have to give up my dignity and backbone to earn this hard work fee! ”
“…”
Lu Yu’s words almost made the cameraman vomit blood!
He didn’t expect that
Director Zhang actually gave Lu Yu so much!
Let alone 88,888, even if it was only 8,888, he would be willing to become Director Zhang’s little licker!
Isn’t this much faster than making money at work!
If you give up your dignity and backbone,
you can reach the pinnacle of life,
The cameraman thought, I can do it too!
Just as the cameraman was deeply relieved for what he had just done Just now, he felt embarrassed and wavered in his determination not to be a bootlicker. Suddenly, Lu Yu's phone rang again. On the chat page, Director Zhang sent a laughing expression. Then, under this expression, a new transfer message appeared! Seeing the amount on the transfer message, the cameraman's eyes experienced the catapult of going away at any time! "One, ten, hundred, thousand, ten thousand!"
"Sixty-six thousand six hundred and sixty-six!"
"Fuck!"
"Director Zhang is too generous to you!"
"I just sent you five eights and five sixes! ”
“…”
The cameraman was stunned and covered his cheeks and screamed.
Oh my God,
Why did I have to go through such a cruel thing,
Watching Brother Lu receive two large red envelopes in succession, but I couldn’t get a penny!
This feeling,
is worse than losing money!
“Hey!”
Seeing this, Lu Yu also sighed!
“Look, it’s happening again!”
“I just flattered him a few times, and he sent me a big red envelope again!”
“Isn’t this luring me into the abyss of depravity!”
“Too abominable! ”
“…”
Lu Yu sighed and finished speaking,
A bright smile appeared on his face again, and he sent a voice message to Zhang Wenjun,
“Director Zhang, you are too polite. I actually said something wrong just now. I will not only continue to participate in your show in the next life, but also in the next life, the next life, and the next life.In the next life, please let me participate!"
"It doesn't matter whether it's money or not. I just want to learn from you, Director Zhang. Even if I don't dare to do anything every day, I will watch how you hold meetings and listen to what you say and do every day. I think it is a very happy thing!"
"If possible, can you arrange an office closer to you for me, so that I can report to you at any time..."
"..."
When it comes to flattering,
Lu Yu is free to move forward and backward, with a pearl in his mouth.
He flatters again with a blatant flattery!
Others are licking dogs,
that is to lick in the end, nothing.
But Lu Yu is a licking dog,
but the more he licks, the richer he becomes!
Being a licking dog is never wrong,
| =|
The mistake is to flatter the wrong person,
For this kind of person,
who just flatters a few times,
and gives him a red envelope,
and just flatters a few times,
Lu Yu never feels ashamed!
As Lu Yu's words were sent over,
the director Zhang Wenjun on the other side was so happy,
Lu Yu didn't know,
but the cameraman in front of him knelt down in front of him with a plop!
"Brother Lu, I understand!"
"I don't want to work hard anymore..."
"Please be sure to take care of me, your brother!"
"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing, get up!"
Lu Yu quickly helped the cameraman up, holding back his laughter and said,
"People should have backbone and dignity! ”
“For money like this, I don’t want it!”
“Let me bear this sin alone, Lao She, you are still young, don’t think about repeating my mistakes!”
“No, no, no, Brother Lu, I’ve figured it out!”
“What a bullshit dignity, what a bullshit backbone, I don’t want it anymore!”
“As long as I can make money, I’m willing to do anything! ”
The cameraman had completely lost his previous righteousness. In front of money, he was willing to be a degenerate person like Lu Yu!
This scene,
It was fortunate that the camera was not turned on, and the audience in the live broadcast room did not see it,
Otherwise,
I guess the audience would have laughed to death!
Seeing that the cameraman was so sincere,
Lu Yu was also amused and laughed,
"Old cameraman, it's not that I don't want to teach you, but you don't have my conditions!"
"Huh? Brother Lu, what are your conditions?"
"I'm handsome!"
Lu Yu laughed shamelessly,
"Do you remember what I said when I received the handcuffs before?"
"Remember! ”
The cameraman nodded and said,
“You wanted to cheat the anti-fraud department of some money at that time... What does this have to do with your handsomeness?”
“It has a lot to do with it!”
Lu Yu smiled and opened the transfer record of Zhifubao,
showed it to the cameraman,
"Look, just because I'm handsome, even the anti-fraud department was fascinated by me and transferred money to me!"
"Hahaha, although the money is not much, it's almost two thousand!"
"So happy!"
"..."
After Lu Yu finished speaking,
the cameraman was stunned again!
Because he had been in the study before, (to read the violent novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
admiring the action movies collected by Lu Yu,
he didn't pay attention to the hot searches on the Internet at all,
so he didn't know what happened.
At this time,
seeing the transfer record on Lu Yu's mobile phone screen,
he was immediately stunned!
Especially when he saw the name of the person who transferred the money to Lu Yu: Anti-Fraud Publicity Department...
The cameraman's eyes flew out for the third time!
Damn it!
The Anti-Fraud Department transferred money to Brother Lu! !
What the hell! !
Plop!
The cameraman, who had just been helped up by Lu Yu, had his legs softened and knelt down again!
"Brother Lu, I was blind before, you are the real god!"
"You can even cheat the money of the anti-fraud department!"[]
"This is really unprecedented, and I don't think there will be another feat in the future!"
"Please accept Xiaoshe's greetings first!"
"Let Xiaoshe enjoy your blessings!"
"..."
The cameraman was really shocked.
Originally, he thought that
Lu Yu wanted to cheat the anti-fraud department, which was purely asking for trouble.
After all,
They are anti-fraud,
You still want to cheat them,
They won't pay attention to you!
Not to mention,
They are an official department,
How can they have the time to play with you!
But,
I never expected that,
they not only took care of Lu Yu, but also cooperated and transferred the money...
This kind of thing,
to be honest,
I would never dream of it,
but it happened to Lu Yu!
If he didn't kowtow to Brother Lu,
the cameraman felt it was unacceptable,
he even planned to,
get rid of the God of Wealth in the house,
and replace it with Brother Lu's photo,
maybe it could bring him more wealth than the God of Wealth!
In the room,
the cameraman's worship and Lu Yu's relieved laughter were heard continuously.
At the same time,
some were happy, some were sad.
Lu Yu happily accepted Xiaoshe's worship and flattery here,
0 Asking for flowers
AnotherBy the side,
In a single apartment in the next city.
A middle-aged man who is dressed brightly and beautifully, with hairspray on his head, looks very high-spirited, but at this moment he is extremely depressed!
His name is Wang Xilai,
He is a network promoter.
A network promoter refers to a person who uses the Internet media to plan, implement and promote specific objects, make them influential and well-known, and make profits from them.
Creating hot spots on the Internet, causing a sensation, planning and making a show, this is what a network promoter is best at!
Wang Xilai originally worked in a company,
served as the company's image planner,
But later,
he thought the salary given by the company was too low, and thought that this salary was not worthy of his talent,
So,
decisively chose to resign,
and became a full-time network promoter!
It's true,
He does have talent and strength in this area.
Over the years,
there are at least 20 to 30 online hot events created and promoted by him!
Among them,
the incident of [a high school female teacher cheating on her own student], which is well known to many netizens.
This incident,
caused quite a stir.
It was about a married female teacher who had a relationship with her student, and the intimate chat records between the two were published on the Internet by the female teacher's husband in a fit of anger.
After the incident broke out,
the female teacher immediately fell into a quagmire and became passive, and was criticized and abused by all parties!
Afterwards,
the female teacher couldn't bear it anymore, and she found Wang Xilai, a network promoter, for help from some unknown channel.
She hoped that the other party could help her get clean and get ashore.
And Wang Xilai, for the sake of money, also took the order very readily!
After taking the order,
Wang Xilai started all kinds of nonsense operations,
On the one hand, he fabricated on the Internet that the female teacher's husband was not good to her, so she made weird remarks.
On the other hand, he showed sympathy for the female teacher who was actually a poor person.
After his jumping up and down,
The online scolding of this female teacher,
really gradually became much smaller!
That's not all,
After that,
Wang Xilai even broke out a big move,
He came to Xiaohongshu,
Xiaohongshu is a place where those who understand will understand.
Wang Xilai took out the keyboard and wrote an article on Xiaohongshu to speak up for this female teacher!
His angle is tricky and his words are very provocative!
"This husband who broke the news is really not a human being. You didn't manage your wife well. It's your fault. As a couple, why make her so embarrassed? Wouldn't it be better to solve it privately?"
"As the saying goes, family disgrace should not be made public, but you have made it public. Now everyone in the country knows that you are a cuckold. Do you feel proud?"
"Let me ask you, if a 16-year-old female student loves you, can you resist? Will you fall for her? Your wife is just a normal person. Don't use the saint's tricks on her!"
"In your wife's eyes, she married the wrong person. She married a person who ruined her reputation. It was you who prevented her from enjoying a second life!"
"You just wore a cuckold, but she lost her life. Who wouldn't envy the love with students, but you ruined her happiest time! "
"If you want to blame someone, blame yourself for not having money. You deserve to be cuckolded. You can't satisfy her material and spiritual needs, so don't blame her for making mistakes!"
"Besides, she just made a mistake that all women would make. Do you really want to ruin her reputation like this!"
"..."
As soon as Wang Xilai's eloquent article was published,
On the little sweet potato,
As expected,
it immediately caused an uproar!
Countless female all-round hitters who had made similar mistakes, or were planning to make mistakes, or were used to being high and mighty on weekdays, could not sit still!
They rolled up their sleeves in indignation,
joined Wang Xilai to whitewash this female teacher.
It's just a trick,
What's the big deal!
Is it necessary to humiliate a woman on the Internet like this!
Which woman doesn't make mistakes?
As long as the child is yours,
That's all!
Even if the child is not yours,
It doesn't matter.
You marry a wife for love, not for the child!
They just can't figure it out,
Why do these men,
like to haggle so much, and don't understand tolerance and generosity!
So,
Under the leadership of Wang Xilai,
He led a group of tools and started a fierce online bombardment.
In just two days,
things were turned around by him!
The female teacher’s husband,
was obviously the victim of the incident,
but he was scolded like a dog.
The female teacher herself became the object of sympathy and pity of countless people...
Even,
she took advantage of this incident,
seized the overwhelming traffic brought by this incident,
naturally,
became a well-known female anchor and female internet celebrity today...
Each live broadcast,
can make a lot of money!
……………………people....
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