"Hahaha, why do I feel that this is a bit familiar? Isn't this what my parents often scolded me when I was a child! (covering face.jpg)"
"It's the same for me. When my parents came back from outside when I was a child, the first thing they did was to touch the TV..."
"If you find that the TV is still hot, then there is no need to ask, I will beat you up!"
"It's so funny, this is really the opposite of the father, so disobedient, he even secretly plays games during the day!"
"Back then, the post-90s generation had to do everything they could to guard against their parents, but now that they have grown up, they still I have to be careful of my daughter. We are so pitiful. We are controlled wherever we go!"
"Bah, you still have the nerve to say that people born in the 1990s are pitiful? Why don't you say that you people born in the 1990s are too rebellious? If you are not rebellious, will others control you?"
"Tongtong is quite smart. When she saw that Brother Lu couldn't be woken up, she reached for her phone to check the battery. When she saw that the battery consumption was so high, she realized that her father must have played until very late last night before going to bed!"
"So, how did Tongtong do it? She is so shrewd at such a young age?"
"This must be related to her father. I learned it from my mom. I guess Tongtong's mom usually manages Brother Lu in this way, and Tongtong has learned it all! "
"Touching the computer case to see if it's hot, unplugging the network cable is too real, Tongtong is really a strict daughter!"
"It's okay. Compared with Chen Aijun's way of raising children and educating Tiantian, I feel that Tongtong's way of raising her father and educating her father is much gentler! (dog head jpg)"
"Yes, Brother Lu is really lucky. He grew up in such a warm family and has such an open-minded daughter who is willing to be friends with him..."
"If Tiantian dares to be like Brother Lu, If he stayed in bed so late, played with his phone at night and played games during the day, Chen Aijun would probably have hit him directly! "
"Compared like this, Brother Lu is indeed much happier than Tiantian. At least Tongtong didn't enroll Brother Lu in an English cram school and told him to go out and learn English..."
"Fuck, hahahaha, I almost didn't understand what you said, I'm superficial!"
"It's really like the 80s raising children and the 1030s raising fathers, there's nothing wrong with that!"
"..."
Tongtong's words,
caused constant laughter in the live broadcast room.
For the 80s generation,
the father takes care of the child,
When it comes to the 90s generation Lu Yu,
it becomes the child taking care of the father again,
and,
the words that Tongtong said, coupled with Lu Yu's appearance of lying in bed, really don't feel out of place at all,
making many viewers recall the scene of being controlled by their parents when they were young.
Thinking of this,
many viewers,
started to feel sorry for Tongtong again,
Tongtong usually pays so much for this family, it can be said that she is heartbroken, and in the end she has such a disobedient father who makes her worry.It's really too hard!
Amid the laughter of the audience,
Finally,
the old rebellious son on the bed also woke up in a daze.
"Tongtong, Dad is really sleepy..."
"Can we not go to kindergarten today?"
"Let's take a day off so that Dad can have a good rest..."
"I'll call your teacher Zhao later, and you can tell her that Dad sprained his ankle and can't send you off, okay?"
Lu Yu pleaded weakly,
Although he was not awake,
his mind was still fuzzy,
but he could come up with the reason for taking a leave of absence from school.
The audience who listened,
almost died of laughter again!
Ahahahaha!
Like!
They are so damn similar!
Brother Lu is unwilling to get up and send his child to kindergarten.
It is exactly the same as when many people born in the 90s were young.
They were unwilling to get up and go to school!
Even the reasons for asking for leave are so similar!
The people born in the 90s seem to have grown up, but in fact, they are still the naughty and rebellious children who don’t like to go to school. They haven’t changed at all!
The audience laughed so hard in the live broadcast room.
And Tongtong, as a "parent",
widened her eyes in shock!
She didn't expect that her father would say such a thing!
"Dad, you, you, you are dreaming too much!"
Tongtong exclaimed,
"You don't want to send me to school again!"
"No!"
"I won't help you to lie to the teacher!"
"Get up quickly!"
Tongtong said,
and pulled Lu Yu's arm again, shouting as he pulled,
"Dad, if you don't get up, I, I will call my teacher Zhao!"
"But don't ask her for leave!"
"But tell her, let her know that the people in her class The child's father is so worried about his child at home!"
"Let Teacher Zhao criticize you!"
"Next time there is a parent-teacher meeting, let her criticize you in front of all the parents of the children in the class!"
"You don't believe it, right?"
"If you don't believe it, I'll go get my son's children's watch now!"
"..."
After Tongtong finished speaking,
as if she had made up her mind,
she no longer pulled Lu Yu out of bed,
but really turned around and went outside to get her children's watch, as if she was going to call Teacher Zhao.
"Hahaha, I'm really dying of laughter. Tongtong is in such a difficult situation that she has to bring up the teacher to scare her father!"
"Brother Lu: I'm familiar with this routine. When I was a child, my parents also used the teacher to pressure me!"
"Tongtong did a good job. She should tell the teacher about this and let youTeacher Zhao, when the parents' meeting is held, criticize your father severely, so that he can't hold his head up in the parent circle!"
"Actually, it doesn't need to be so troublesome, Tongtong, Auntie will tell you a saying, "A filial father is born under the stick, and a good man is born under the yellow thorn!"
"Dad, if you don't beat him hard, he won't be successful!"
"Yes, yes, yes, the above is right, a loving daughter often ruins her father, spoiling her father is like killing him, Tongtong, you can't always spoil your father, you have to beat him!"
"Tongtong, come, I will teach you a few tips for raising a father, remember them clearly! ”
“The kind-hearted girl slashed the father with the sword in her hand, twelve swords in one second, and each sword was a critical hit; the girl saw that the father was not dead, so she drew out the seven wolves. The father felt chilled to the bone when he saw the seven wolves; chilled to the bone, his heart was flying, I want Xizhilang for the jelly, if the father can't pay it back, don't be anxious, dip the belt in iodine, disinfect while beating, if you don't beat this old Deng to death today, then he is lucky!”
“Fuck, fuck, fuck, it's not that bad, Brother Lu, this old Deng, just slept in, it's not a crime worth dying!”
“I am dying of laughter, you all want Tongtong to send his father away early, right? !”
“That's right, the main point is that the father dies and the son laughs! (Covering face.jpg)”
“…”
Amid the booing of the audience in the live broadcast room,
In the picture,
When Lu Yu heard Tongtong say that he wanted to call Teacher Zhao,
he finally climbed up from the bed with a reluctant look on his face.
As we all know,
Lu Yu still wants to save face. He doesn’t want Teacher Zhao to really criticize him for such a thing. That would be too embarrassing.
“Tongtong, I’m up, isn’t it okay!”
“Don’t look for a children’s watch!”
“I’m really up!”
Lu Yu kept shouting at the door.
Hearing his father’s call,
Tongtong came back and said unhappily,
“Dad, it would be great if you did this earlier! ”
“Hurry up and put on your socks and shoes and wash up!”
“I’ve already washed up!”
“Okay…”
Under Tongtong’s supervision and urging,
Lu Yu reluctantly left the bed and
began to clean up.
At the same time,
in the studio,
seeing Tongtong scolding Lu Yu and
calling Lu Yu to get up,
Su Xue had already lost her goddess image by laughing,
she has been a host for so many years ,
I have seen all kinds of people,
But a father like Lu Yu,
Su Xue has never seen one in her life,
He has to let his daughter force and scare him like this,
be willing to get up,
send his daughter to school,
It is really outrageous! (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
However,
Although Su Xue thinks Lu Yu is doing this,It's quite outrageous,
But for some reason, Su Xue inexplicably hopes that she can find a husband like Lu Yu in the future...
With a husband like this,
she can give him a cute daughter like Tongtong,
such a life,
watching them every day, loving and killing each other like Lu Yu and Tongtong,
must be very interesting and happy!
Thinking of this,
Su Xue can't help but think of the hot search on Weibo that smeared Tongtong last night, and the person who wrote that article that caused public opinion and said that Tongtong worshipped foreigners...
I don't know what the other person thinks,
Tongtong is so cute,
has such a beautiful family,
that person actually had the heart to say that about her, and had the heart to bring unnecessary disasters to such a family,
it's simply crazy to the extreme!
However,
Everything has its price.
Su Xue received a message from her friend a few minutes ago,
saying that the man's IP address had been found out. []
Presumably,
it won't be long before that man will be punished for his actions!
By then,
I will have gotten rid of my anger for Tongtong and Lu Yu!
While Su Xue was thinking about this,
in the picture,
Lu Yu finally washed up simply.
After washing his face,
Lu Yu picked up his blue and white towel next to his smelly socks and wiped his face vigorously.
Alas——
You can’t say it,
After washing my face, I rubbed it a few more times like this,
I really feel much better,
I am not as sleepy as before.
Just now I was really too sleepy,
When brushing my teeth,
I almost fell asleep,
As expected, when you get older, your body will become different, and you can’t refuse to accept it.
Like when I was still in college,
I went to the Internet cafe all night with Huangmao,
The next day when I came out of the Internet cafe,
I was still full of energy,
I did whatever I needed to do.
But now,
It’s only been a few years,
My body is not as good as before,
I stayed up late and played with my phone for a while last night,
I felt like I had lost half my life in the morning.
Lu Yu was sighing about these things here,
Tong Tong, who was beside him,
opened his eyes wide in astonishment again.
She looked at the towel in her father's hand,
and then looked at the way her father buried his face in the towel,
exclaimed,
"Dad, you, you, you, why are you using the foot towel to wipe your face!"
"I remember clearly that you took this towel out to wipe your feet last night!"
"Don't you mind the stink?"
"..."
Tongtong was almost shocked. Dad was too unhygienic!
He actually used the foot towel to wipe his face.
It smells bad just thinking about it!
However, 967
Faced with Tongtong's shock,
Lu Yu was puzzled. He took his face out of the towel and looked at Tongtong.
"Uh, what's so smelly about this?"
"Have you noticed that I always have only one towel..."
Speaking of this,
Lu Yu suddenly remembered something.
Looking at the towel rack again,
The densely hung towels.
Explained to Tongtong,
"Don't look at the many towels here..."
"You think I have a lot of towels."
"Actually, they are all yours and your mother's!"
"This pink one is for you to wipe your hands, this light blue one is for you to wipe your butt, this white one is for you to wipe your feet, this big Mickey Mouse one is for you to take a bath, oh, and the one you threw over the sink is for you to wipe your face..."
"The other towel rack is all your mother's towels."
"This one is for your mother to wipe her hair, this one is for her to wipe her face, this one is for her to wipe her body, this one is her bath towel, this one is for her to wipe her feet, and this one is for her to wipe her hands..."
"So, you see, there is nothing mine here!"
"I have always only had this one!"
"..."
After Lu Yu's introduction,
Tongtong was even more shocked!
To be honest,
She had never noticed before,
Among so many towels,
there was actually none for Dad,
they were all for her and Mom,
Dad was so pitiful!
"Dad, you can buy a few more and keep them for yourself!"
"There's no need to use it to wipe your face and feet, it's very unhygienic!"
Tongtong said quickly.
"Unhygienic?"
Lu Yu shook his head and said with a smile,
"What's unhygienic about this!"
"It's all my own flesh, why do you distinguish between high and low?"
"Besides, it's just one person doing this..."
"Men are basically like dad, one towel can handle everything!"
"It's called a one-stop towel!"
"You can wipe anywhere!"
"Sometimes, after taking a shower, there is fog on the mirror, and my towel can also wipe the fog!"
"We men are not like you girls, there are so many things to do!"
"Everything is divided into so many details."
"Some just wipe, clean and hygienic!"
As he said,
Lu Yu handed over his towel and said,
"If you don't believe it, you can smell it, dad's towel is really notNot smelly!"
"Fragrant, full of charming fragrance!"
"..."
…………………
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