Live Broadcast: The post-90s generation is raising a child against their will, which is outrageous

Chapter 147

At that time, the time had reached around eight o'clock, and Lu Yu was half-lying on the sofa, scrolling through short videos on his phone, and making silly giggles from time to time.

This time, Tongtong did not watch the short video together.

Instead, she sat on a small blanket next to the sofa and played with the toys Su Xuexin bought for her.

Among these toys, her favorite is the set of cooking toys, which include mini pots, mini stoves, mini kitchen knives, small shovels, small plates, etc., which can fully satisfy children's love of cooking..

Tongtong knew how to play.

She found some clay and used it as a dish.

She cut it off bit by bit with a small kitchen knife, then threw it into the pot and stir-fried. After stir-frying, she took it out on a plate and put it on the table. On the side, and then move on to stir-fry the next dish.

Seeing her serious appearance pretending to cook, the audience's attention was slowly diverted, and the aunt's smiling expression appeared on her face again.

"Dad, what else do you want to eat? I’ll cook it for you!"

Tongtong said.

Lu Yu scrolled through his phone and replied casually,

"Then fry my fingernails for me."

"Fried fingernails? Uh, okay, this dish sounds weird!"

Tongtong murmured, and started to fry fingernails there again.

Tongtong was seen pretending to light a fire on the stove with a serious look on his face. After lighting the fire, he picked up the oil pot and poured oil into the pot. Pour the oil, and still shout in a decent manner,

"Heat up the oil!"

"Add onion, ginger and garlic to bring out the aroma first!"

As she spoke, she shook the spoon a few times.

After shaking it, she poured it into the empty plate next to her.

"Place the fragrant onion, ginger and garlic aside and set aside!"

"Add more oil to the pot again!"

"At the same time, add rock sugar and a piece of hot pot base. Stir-fry the hot pot base until fragrant and stir-fry until red oil appears!"

As Tongtong said, he put a little hand in his mouth.

Kabakaba chewed his fingernails a few times, then spat it into the pot again.

"Add fingernails to the pot and start frying!"

"Smoke old soy sauce and light soy sauce together!"

08"Add five-spice powder, MSG, cooking wine, sesame seeds, and these few unknown spices!"

"Pour the onions, ginger, and garlic into the pot for a second fragrant aroma!"

"Cover the pot!"

"Let it sit in there for half an hour or thirty minutes!"

"……"

Tongtong performed the operation extremely skillfully, which made the audience laugh!

Especially when paired with Tongtong's mumbling lines, the audience was extremely happy!

"Hahaha, no, does Tongtong really know how to cook, or is she pretending to know how to cook? Why does it feel like she is pretty good at it!"

"No, no, no, Tongtong is only five years old and can cook?!"

"Uh, those upstairs, you guys have never cooked before. Tongtong's steps are obviously wrong. She probably learned these lines when she and her dad were watching short videos together!"

"To be honest, everything Tongtong said was about Fat Dragon! (cover face.jpg)"

"Fat dragon? Oh, I remembered, he is an up owner of Bizhan, right? I have seen his videos before, no wonder Tongtong’s words sound so familiar!"

"Hahahaha, regardless of whether Tongtong can cook or not, her fried fingernails really made me greedy!"

"One thing to say is that Tongtong's language expression ability is really so powerful. When you listen to her speak, she doesn't sound like a five-year-old child at all!"

"Tongtong should be the smallest food area anchor in history, and the future is bright!"

"Little girls seem to like pretending to cook. My daughter also pretends to cook at home every day! (cover face.jpg)"

"……"

Tongtong's performance made the audience laugh out loud.

Her serious look was really funny.

While the audience was laughing and talking,

Tongtong also prepared the fried fingernails and poured them into the plate.

"Dad, I've prepared the food you ordered!"

"Eat it while it's hot!"

Tongtong said, and handed the plate to Lu Yu.

Seeing this, Lu Yu also put down his mobile phone, took the plate and started pretending to eat.

As usual, every time Tongtong plays house, Lu Yu will be very happy. He tried his best to cooperate with his daughter's performance. Not only did Tongtong find it interesting, he also found it quite interesting.

However, this time, before Lu Yu could take it into his mouth,

Tongtong reminded him,

"Dad, don’t just eat it!"

"You have to say the words first!"

"Oh oh oh, yes, yes, I forgot the words!"

Lu Yu then remembered that he had to say a few lines before eating. After thinking about it,

Lu Yu said,

"What an impressive fried fingernail, it looks delicious!"

"I can't help but start!"

"Uh, dad, what you said is wrong! Hearing this

, Tongtong corrected himself and said,

"This is fried, fried stuff, you have to say blah blah, pour it!"

Tongtong told Lu Yu helplessly, and his tone suddenly changed to an angry tone, and he said,

"You have to say this!"

"Oh, add hot rapeseed oil, soul juice, and pour~~"

"Hahaha, okay, Tongtong, you learned quite a bit!"

Lu Yu laughed loudly after hearing this and said cooperatively,

"Add hot rapeseed oil, soul juice, and pour~~"

After Lu Yu said this,

Tongtong nodded with satisfaction,

"This is right, Dad, eat it quickly!"

"okay!"

Lu Yu immediately started eating.

After three strokes, five divided by two, he finished a plate of fried fingernails.

"After finishing the meal, the boss asked for a piece of fried rice!"

"Okay, no problem, please wait a moment, guest!"

Tongtong took the empty plate and went to make fried rice for Lu Yu.

"Hahahaha, let me just say, Tongtong learned these lines from short videos, and her imitation is quite similar!"

"God damn soul juice, pour it on, the sheep head trembles after hearing it!"

"Um? If you don’t understand, just ask, what kind of joke is this? I actually don’t know as much as Tongtong!!!"

"It makes me laugh. This is actually an UP owner on Beep. This UP owner specializes in eating sheep heads. Every time before eating, he has to say something about soul juice and pour it on him. I don’t know why in the past few days, he has been eating it. The child became angry! (face covering, jpg)"

"Although I have never eaten a sheep head, I already know the process. Eat the scalp first and then the face, eat the mouth before buttoning the holes, pull out the brittle bones and then split the face. Finally, the sheep brain is the highlight!"

"Hahaha, you are so smooth-talking, you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination!"

"Didn't you notice that Brother Lu is really good? He was checking his phone just now and Tongtong threw the phone down as soon as Tongtong handed him the rice. Unlike my husband, every time the children come to play with him, he They don't even move, they only know how to play games!"

"I'm jealous, why do such good husbands belong to other people's families? I also want to find a husband like Brother Lu who can play house with the children!"

"It's simple. Just go dig Tongtong's mother. As long as you swing the hoe quickly, there is no corner that can't be dug!"

"……"

In fact, it can be seen from here that the whole process of Lu Yu taking care of Tongtong is very relaxed.

He will not interfere too much with Tongtong's activities.

Tongtong plays with hers and

Lu Yu plays with his.

The two of them occasionally play together. The interaction is already very warm.

This style is completely different from Chen Aijun's parenting style.

Rather than letting the children play by themselves,

Chen Aijun hopes to arrange everything in advance and let the children strictly follow their own plans and complete them step by step.

Amidst the laughter of the audience, after a while,

Tongtong was finally tired of cooking.

She looked at her father who was still scrolling through his mobile phone on the sofa.

Tongtong suddenly had an idea and came mysteriously. The cameraman came forward and said,

"Uncle Cameraman, let me tell you a secret!"

"What secret?"

The cameraman asked funnyly

"The secret is……"

"As long as my dad is watching short videos and is obsessed with it, no matter what outrageous request you make to him next to him, he will agree!"

Tong Tong said confidently.

Huh?

When he is obsessed with scrolling through his mobile phone, if he makes any outrageous request to Lu Yu, he will agree to it?!

"Real or fake Tongtong?"

"If you ask your dad to give you all the snacks he shared before, will he agree?"

The cameraman asked

"Uh, this won’t happen!"

Tongtong shook his head and explained,

"It had to be the kind of request that, to him, didn't require him to use his brain and didn't matter, so he agreed.……"

"Oops, I don’t know how to tell you. Just watch me demonstrate it to you and you’ll understand!"

Although Tongtong's verbal expression ability is still very strong, there are some things that she can't summarize well, so she thought that she would demonstrate it to the camera uncle, and he would understand it as soon as he saw it! (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!) In this regard, the cameraman also expressed great interest,

"Okay, you can demonstrate it to me!"

"Yeah, yeah, look at it!"

Tongtong became excited to try it. After thinking for a moment, he immediately sat down on the blanket and pretended to play with the toys.

He suddenly shouted,

"Dad, I'm a little thirsty. Please help me get a glass of water!"

"ah? I'm thirsty...Okay, you wait, I'll get you some water."

Hearing Tongtong's request, as expected,

Lu Yu, who was scrolling through his cell phone, immediately agreed without thinking.

While scrolling through his cell phone, he went to the kitchen to pour water for his daughter.

After a while,

Lu Yu was holding the A glass of water came out and [] handed the water to Tongtong.

After passing the water, he sat back on the sofa and continued to focus on browsing his mobile phone.

Seeing this scene, the cameraman couldn't help laughing.

He said to his heart , so this is what Tongtong said.

However, this doesn’t seem too outrageous, right?

My daughter is thirsty and wants to drink water.

Even if Brother Lu doesn’t check his phone, he will definitely agree.

It’s not just the camera guy who thinks this way. Yes, the audience also had the same idea.

They felt that

Tongtong was exaggerating this time. He was just simply pouring water.

What an outrageous request!

However, just when everyone thought so,

Tongtong But he blinked at the camera man and said,

"Look, I continue to perform!"

Then,

Tongtong drank the glass of water.

After drinking,

Tongtong immediately used a very He said in a speechless tone,

"Dad, I'm thirsty. Hurry up and get me a glass of water!"

"ah? Didn't I pour water for you?"

Lu Yu was stunned when he heard this. He temporarily looked away from the phone and looked at Tongtong strangely.

He remembered that he seemed to have poured water for Tongtong just now!

However, facing Lu Yu's surprise,

Tongtong It is a speechless saying,

"Dad, look at the water you poured for me!"

"The glasses are empty!"

"You just went to the kitchen and brought an empty cup!"

"But you didn’t add water to the cup!"

"What did you want me to drink? Drink air?!"

"……"

Tongtong said loudly.

Hearing his daughter's words,

Lu Yu was stunned again, then stood up with an embarrassed look on his face, scratched his head and said with a silly smile,

"Hahaha, that’s it!"

"Sorry, sorry, dad may have forgotten just now!"

"I'm going to get you some water now!"

With that said,

Lu Yu took the water glass and hurriedly went to the kitchen to pour water.

As he walked, he muttered in his mouth,

"Hey, this guy, as he gets older, his memory gets worse!"

"I gave my daughter a glass of water, but she only got an empty glass!"

"So embarrassing!"

"……"

After Lu Yu finished speaking, he ran into the kitchen to pour water.

In the picture,

Tongtong winked at the cameraman, looking very naughty and funny.

The cameraman and the audience were dumbfounded by Tongtong's operation and Lu Yu's reaction.

Hahahahaha!

Only then did everyone realize that it was not that Tongtong had exaggerated before, but that they had spoken too early!

It turned out to be exactly what Tongtong said at the beginning.

When his father was scrolling through his mobile phone and was obsessed with it, he would not move his brain at all.

He would agree to any outrageous request!

He had obviously poured water just now, but he forgot about it in the blink of an eye, and actually ran to pour water for Tongtong again!

However, just when the cameraman and the audience thought that this matter was about to end, little did they know that the truly outrageous thing had just begun!

Tongtong was seen taking the freshly poured water.

After passing the water,

Lu Yu sat back on the sofa again and concentrated on watching his short videos.

After more than ten seconds,

Tongtong spoke again!

"Oops, Dad, please help me get a toothpick!"

"hurry up!"

Tongtong sat on the ground and shouted loudly

"toothpick? What do you want a toothpick for?"

Lu Yu rolled his eyelids and asked doubtfully.

"Why do you think I need a toothpick? It must be stuffed in my tooth!"

Tongtong said seriously,