"Hahahaha, if we want to talk about happiness, it must be from Brother Lu’s side. Whenever Brother Lu appears on the stage, there are guaranteed to be constant jokes!"
"When Brother Lu was in college, he had so much fun that he even pooled money with his roommates to buy an inflatable girlfriend for them to enjoy together! (dog head.jpg)"
"You can pull it off, didn’t you hear what Brother Lu said? He didn’t use it at all, but rented it to other classmates. He just became the mommy and waited to collect the money!"
"God is like a mother, but Brother Lu is just a chicken head at best!"
"It made me laugh to death. As expected of Brother Lu, this operation is really awesome, hahaha!"
"This yellow guy is pitiful. He has been cuckolded by Brother Lu for several years! (cover face.jpg)"
"Brother Lu's incident gave me an inspiration. You think, if I open a store with inflatables inside to pick up customers, would it be considered illegal for me to do so?"
"Don't say it, don't say it, it sounds like it's quite promising, and you don't have to pay the workers wages!"
"Teacher Zhang San once said on the Internet that any entry-level business is illegal, so don’t think about it. If you dare to do it, the police will arrest you!"
"Hahaha, every time I come to Brother Lu, his painting style changes!"
"Phew, this is the first time I know that this gesture of showing one's heart actually means asking someone to borrow money!"
"Brother Lu’s buddy Huang Mao is also very funny. He even gave an inflatable to celebrate his birthday!"
"This is called like, birds of a feather flock together, and with a personality like Brother Lu’s, it’s easy to make the same type of buddies!"
"Even if someone like Chen Aijun comes here with a shy face, Brother Lu will not take advantage of him. He is not the same kind of person, let alone making friends!"
"Hmm, that's true!"
"……"
Amid bursts of laughter from the audience,
Lu Yu finally took Tongtong back home.
And Tongtong, after returning home, immediately began to look forward to it!
Because
Aunt Su Xue said before that as long as she returns home, gifts will be delivered to her in a short time. I don’t know if my father will be particularly happy when the gifts arrive later! Not only Tongtong is looking forward to the scene, but the cameraman and the audience are also looking forward to it silently. Only Lu Yu was still kept in the dark and didn't know what was going to happen later. After he got home, the first thing he did was to take out the clothes from the washing machine and hang them on the balcony. The clothes were washed when he went out before, and they were already washed by now. Lu Yu prepared the clothes drying rack and started to dry the clothes. A few minutes later, Lu Yu hung all the clothes to dry. After drying the clothes, Lu Yu picked up the mop and mopped the nearby water stains. After mopping up the water stains, Lu Yu saw that the pots of flowers drying on the balcony were a little dry, so he quickly filled up the pot of water with a small watering can and watered the flowers there. Seeing this scene, the audience in the live broadcast room, which was originally very lively, also laughed and sighed.
"There is a saying, although Brother Lu is sometimes unreliable, when he should be reliable, he is still quite reliable!"
"Yes, Brother Lu is actually just a talker, but in real life, he is a very family-oriented man."
"I really envy the way Brother Lu and Tongtong get along. Brother Lu is working there and Tongtong is playing on the sofa. Brother Lu won’t say anything when he sees it."
"If this were Chen Aijun, if he saw Tiantian playing there while he was working, he would definitely have to yell at her again!"
"Those born in the 1990s were more rebellious than the others. Now, they have changed from the young men who dreamed of slaying dragons to putting family first."
"Yes, they have grown up"
"……"
When the audience was sighing with emotion, the cameraman also asked one more question unintentionally,
"Brother Lu, I see that you are quite family-oriented in your life."
"Those classmates of yours are all like you, are they all married and have children now?"
Hearing the question from the cameraman,
Lu Yu thought for a while while watering the flowers and said,
"That's not true"
"As for Huang Mao just now, he is not married."
"There are also many people who are not married. The longer they are single, the less they want to get married."
"oh? why?"
The cameraman (adah) asked strangely.
The longer you are single, the more you want to get married?
What is the truth about this?
Shouldn't it be that if you are single for a long time, everyone will look good-looking, and you will be more eager to get married?
"Haha, this is easy to understand"
"Think about it, the longer you stay single, the more you will appreciate the happiness of being single. Since you are already so happy, why do you still want to get married and start a family that may not be so happy in the future?"
Lu Yu said with a smile,
"For example, if you are single now, you may earn 3,000 yuan a month, which is enough for you to live comfortably. You can feed one person, the whole family will not be hungry, and there may be some money left at the end of the month."
"But what about after you get married?"
"Three thousand yuan a month? Don’t think about it, five thousand may not be enough!"
"Moreover, you still have to live a tight life!"
"Let’s not talk about money, let’s talk about freedom.……"
"When you are single, you can have fun however you want, and no one will care about you."
"Go out for a night today, go to the club for a massage tomorrow, and wash your feet with your friends the day after tomorrow. How delicious it is!"
"But what about after getting married?"
"Your significant other has nothing to do with you!"
"So, after they experience the joy of being single, who is still willing to get married?"
"Not to mention, after getting married, you have to buy a house, buy a car, give bride price, prepare three gold coins, etc., etc., all these messy things!"
"It’s really hard to get married now!"
"……"
Lu Yu's words were all spoken out of emotion.
For example, when he got married earlier, things were a little better at that time.
Unlike now, just a few years have passed, and the pressure in life has become terrifying.
In recent years, the life pressure of young people has really become too great, causing those who were originally single toPeople of the same age are increasingly afraid and unwilling to get married.
If nothing else, let’s talk about the house.
His house was only over 6,000 square meters when he bought it, and it was in a school district.
But now, in just seven or eight years, it has risen to more than 30,000 per square meter.
Wages have not increased, but house prices have risen like crazy.
Who can an ordinary family afford it?
Using the savings of three generations to support a house with only a 70-year property right...
If it were Lu Yu, Lu Yu would rather be a bachelor for the rest of his life than buy a house and get married!
"What Brother Lu said is really reasonable. Those who were married before just got married. Those who are not married now really don't dare to get married and can't afford it!"
"Yes, I grew up with me. I started a family relatively early, while he worked hard outside......."
"After he has worked hard outside for many years, my children have become so busy that the money he earns is not enough for him to get married!"
"Yes, on the one hand, the cost of getting married now is too scary, and on the other hand, many young people have already figured out that they are so comfortable, why bother to get married again?"
"In fact, those born in the 1990s are only a minority who are unwilling to get married. If you look at the next generation of those born in the 2000s, it is even more impressive that among a hundred of them, it is estimated that at least half of them are unwilling to get married!"
"The post-00s generation is indeed living a more sober life. There are many post-00s generation in my company. They don’t get married, don’t have children, and don’t spoil their bosses. They are so cool!"
"Get married casually. If you need it, just spend 200 yuan to find a young lady to discuss life. If you want to have a baby, I will come to the live broadcast room to watch Tongtong. Isn’t it better than getting married and having a baby by yourself?!"
"Nowadays, only rich people get married and have children. Why don't we poor people give birth to children and let them inherit my poverty and anxiety?"
"However, some people even advise you to have three children! (cover face.jpg)"
"Having three children? Whoever wants to give birth to a child will give birth to him. Why should he be born? Do you want to work as cattle and horses for the rich, and drive screws in factories to make those rich people richer?"
"Don't be stupid, the reason why I advise you to give birth is because if you don't give birth, no one will work for them!"
"Incisive, so incisive!"
"……"
When it came to the fact that young people nowadays are unwilling to get married and have children, the audience also started a heated discussion in the live broadcast room. To be honest, things are really different now! Without going too far, let’s just say that seven or eight years ago, when Lu Yu got married (for Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!) At that time, the pressure on young people was far from that great. But now? In just a few years, everything has changed. Under this huge pressure environment, countless young people have been forced to wake up, especially those born in 2000. This is more vividly reflected. Almost half of the post-00s generation would rather live alone and be more chic than get married and have children. Otherwise, the Internet would not call the post-00 generation a group of people who are rectifying society. While the audience was discussing endlessly, the cameraman nodded in agreement, and then said,
"Brother Lu, among the classmates and friends you know, there should be those who do well after getting married, right?"[]
"In the past, you may not have been doing well, but after you get married, you will know that you have to work hard, and then you will be able to get along."
The question of the cameraman brother was obviously to smooth things over.
He was worried that the previous topic would make many viewers resist getting married and having children, so he wanted to use this question to bring the topic back.
Lu Yu thought about it seriously after hearing this. Think about it. Don’t tell me, it really reminded him of such a buddy.
"If you put it like that, I actually know a buddy. Before getting married, he was very poor. The total money in his pocket was cleaner than his face."
"Even when I eat a bowl of instant noodles, I don’t want to put in a whole packet of noodles at one time."
"But now, after he got married, he has indeed changed"
"He was born in 1996. When I saw him posting on WeChat before, it seemed that he already owned four or five houses, drove a Mercedes-Benz E, and had a deposit of tens of millions."
After Lu Yu finished speaking, the cameraman immediately smiled and nodded.
"That said, marriage is actually not that terrible."
"Sometimes, after getting married and having a family, you will be more motivated and motivated, right?"
"Motivated? Well, you are right! Lu
Yu smiled with a strange expression when he heard this,
"If you are not motivated, you will not marry a wife like that!"
"Such a wife? What's the meaning?"
The cameraman said doubtfully.
"She is a rich woman!"
Lu Yu explained,
"The reason why he suddenly became so awesome after getting married is because his wife was 63 at the time and had a son who was nearly 20 years older than him."
"A standard old rich woman!"
"Otherwise, he wouldn't have gotten involved all of a sudden after getting married!"
Pfft!!!
The moment Lu Yu finished speaking, the cameraman almost spat out a mouthful of blood!
Good guy, you've been talking about your feelings for a long time, but you got married on the lap of a rich woman!
"Hahahaha, this friend that Brother Lu is talking about is really tough and not picky at all!"
"Nonsense, from a humble guy, he suddenly became a big boss with tens of millions of deposits. Don’t talk about the old baby, even if you give me a mummy, I will dare to ride on it!"
"It made me laugh so hard. The cameraman probably thought that Brother Lu was going to tell an inspirational story after marriage, but he turned out to be a soft-boiled guy who lives with a rich woman!"
"Brother Lu, can you help me ask if your buddy’s wife has a best friend? I don’t want to work hard anymore!"
"Good guy, can you have some backbone upstairs? We are poor but our ambitions are poor. If you continue to do this, I will be more considerate of you. If your old baby brings a daughter, I will be your son-in-law!"
"Damn it, Brother Lu just said a few words and a group of soft-boiled men emerged, including me! (Super loud, jpg)"
"Happy Steel Ball Warning!"
"Damn it, don’t let me see this word, I’m Ding Han!"
"What the hell is Ding Han?"
"Don’t you understand this? The antonym of palace cold!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"……"
Lu Yu's words caused bursts of laughter in the live broadcast room.
And at this moment, suddenly, a knock on the door came from outside!
……………………
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