Live Broadcast: The post-90s generation is raising a child against their will, which is outrageous

"Hahaha, Tongtong's imagination is really too big. He actually wants Aunt Su Xue to marry her father, or to be her father's daughter.……"

"Lu Tongtong, a full-level filial son, in order to allow Su Xue to accompany her, she did not care about her old father's life or death, and made her old father work to death to earn money to support the goddess Su Xue! (cover face.jpg)"

"Is it okay to marry me, Brother Lu? Brother Lu said that he is indeed my great eldest son and he understands his father so well, hahaha!"

"Phew, I was so moved just now that I wanted to cry, but now I want to laugh so much. Tongtong is so cute!"

"It made me laugh to death, what kind of bad idea did Tongtong come up with!"

"Is it okay not to go to work? I will let my father raise you... I would like to call this sentence the most filial sentence in recent years!"

"The world of children is too simple, and many of their ideas are very innocent. To be honest, this is what children should be like, pure and innocent, which is enviable!"

"Yes, when you grow up, you will have a lot of troubles, and the simple world will be polluted and messed up!"

"Do you need to grow up? Look at Tiantian, now she has lost her innocence!"

"Tongtong is really cute. I love her so much even across the screen. Sometimes I really envy Brother Lu for having a daughter like this!"

"That's right, I think as a parent, the greatest success is not how well you raise your children."

"Being able to protect the beauty and innocence in the hearts of children is what parents are most proud of. Brother Lu has obviously done it!"

"That’s right!"

"……"

Tongtong's innocent words aroused laughter from the audience in the live broadcast room.

It also made Su Xue in the camera come out of the sadness of parting, smiling like a little fool.

It was at this time that the cameraman on the side suddenly glared and hurriedly sent a reminder to Su Xue and Tongtong.

"not good!"

"Tongtong, you have to go to kindergarten quickly!"

"I saw your dad coming over!"

"……"

As soon as the cameraman said this,

Su Xue and Tongtong were startled.

They hurriedly looked in that direction, and sure enough, they saw

Lu Yu coming slowly from the other side of the road.

01 Before Lu Yu noticed them,

Su Xue hurriedly said,

"Tongtong, go back quickly!"

"Just pretend nothing happened later!"

"Normally follow the children in your class after school"

"When you go home with your dad after school,……"

"The gifts you prepared for your dad, as well as the things we bought while shopping, will be delivered to your doorstep!"

"When the time comes, don’t forget to give your badass dad a big surprise!"

"……"

Seeing that Lu Yu was about to arrive, in order not to reveal his whereabouts and to create a surprise for Lu Yu,

Su Xue said a few words and kissed Tongtong's little face a few times before hurriedly getting in the car and leaving.

"Aunt Su Xue, don’t worry!"

"I know!"

"Guaranteed to surprise my dad!"

Tongtong waved to Su Xue in the car.

Under Su Xue's loving gaze, he quickly ran into the kindergarten.

After a few seconds,

Tongtong disappeared.

The special car of the program team,

He also left here.

At this time, the cameraman also pointed the camera at Lu Yu, who was coming to pick up Tongtong at the entrance of the kindergarten.

I saw that in the picture,

Lu Yu obviously didn't know what was going on.

He walked leisurely from the other end of the road with his hands behind his back. He seemed to be humming a song as he walked.

Seeing Lu Yu's appearance, bursts of laughter immediately burst out in the live broadcast room. Voice!

"Hahaha, let me tell you, the way Tongtong walked around the classroom after lunch, he must have learned it from Brother Lu!"

"I can’t say that these two men are exactly the same, I can only say that they are exactly the same!"

"One is Xiao Lu and the other is Xiao Lu. Brother Lu and Tongtong are truly the same as father and mother. They talk, act and walk exactly the same!"

"Yes, it looks like Tongtong is his biological child. He doesn’t even need to do DNA, and he looks very similar.……"

"Unlike a friend of mine, whose son was born pitch black, with curly hair and blue eyes. My friend’s wife said this was because she was exposed to too much sun when she was pregnant, which tanned the baby in her belly.……"

"Niubi, this friend is yourself!"

"Ho ho ho, Brother Lu finally appears, I am happy to see Brother Lu!"

"Brother Lu seems to be in a good mood. Look at him, he is smiling playfully!"

"It's not like that Chen Aijun, who always has a straight face every time he appears, as if someone owes him money!"

"……"

Accompanied by the laughter of the audience,

Lu Yu also walked over slowly.

As the audience said, his mood at this time was quite good!

In the morning,

Su Xue came to the house on behalf of the program team and signed a new contract for herself. Not only did the content of the contract change, but the remuneration also changed!

It was originally agreed that after recording this entire episode of raising a baby, the reward would be one million.

The one million has already been given.

Unexpectedly, because I was so handsome and looked good raising a baby, the program team actually took the initiative to give me more money!

The contract was upgraded to a high-level contract, and the remuneration increased directly from the original one million to five million. The program team paid themselves another four million! I go! This surprise that fell from the sky really made Lu Yu extremely happy! Suddenly there were four million more! Coupled with the previous transfer of 300,000 yuan from the director team, there are several red envelopes that add up to nearly 10,000 yuan... Lu Yu really feels that he has made a lot of money this time by taking Tongtong to participate in the show! Of course, these five million may not be anything to the truly rich, especially those who easily steal and evade taxes of more than one billion, and just shout a few times in the live broadcast room. For celebrities and Internet celebrities who can sell hundreds of millions of dollars in one night, it is just a drop in the bucket... However, Lu Yu really feels that as an ordinary person, he is super satisfied! Lu Yu didn't have any particularly great ideals, and he didn't expect that he could use the five million as start-up capital to do some business and make a fortune... Instead of living so hard, he might as well use the five million to save his life. In Zhiweubao, or in a bank, the interest alone is more than 300 yuan a day , which is more than 10,000 yuan a month! What else is there to be dissatisfied with?! Don't think that earning over 10,000 yuan a month is shabby or rubbish... If you have such thoughts, it only means that you have really been brainwashed by those chicken soups on the Internet that can easily earn a million yuan a month. In real life, if you can earn over 10,000 yuan a month, congratulations, you are considered quite successful! According to the latest annual income distribution report, among the 1.4 billion people here, those with a monthly income of less than 1,000 yuan account for 39.1%, which is 547 million people! Those with a monthly income of less than 2,000 yuan account for more than 70%, that is, a population of close to 1 billion. They earn less than 2,000 yuan a month! There are less than 100 million people with a monthly income of more than 5,000 yuan. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!) There are only more than 8 million people with a monthly income of more than 10,000 yuan, accounting for only 0.61% of the total population! This 0.61% also includes those top bosses and their families... Therefore, you must be sober as a person. Don't be led by the chicken soup and videos on the Internet, and then create mental internal friction. , self-anxiety, always feeling that you are not good at it... In fact, you have really done a great job! Getting back to the subject, Lu Yu was naturally in a very good mood when he thought that he would be able to earn 10,000 yuan a month while lying down and have a lot of free time to spend time with his family and daughter.

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When walking, you have to hum a song!

Oh, there is another thing that makes Lu Yu very happy, that is, after sending Su Xue away from home today, for some reason,

Lu Yu's left eyelid kept jumping around.

As the saying goes, if the left eye jumps, wealth will come, and if the right eye jumps, disaster will happen.

Lu Yu's left eye jumped, so he felt that something good was probably going to happen to him again!

What?

You say Lu Yu is superstitious, but he still believes in this?

Well, in fact, his feudal superstition also depends on time.

When he twitches his left eyelid, he is indeed a feudal and superstitious person. He believes that something good is going to happen to him!

But if it was my right eyelid that jumped today... then I'm sorry.

Lu Yuhui said righteously that

I am the successor of the new era. I believe in science and resolutely resist feudal superstition. My destiny is up to me. I can't help it. Taima's right eye jumped and caused disaster!

Well, in short, the switching is so casual and smooth.

Humming a little tune,

Lu Yu quickly arrived at the entrance of the kindergarten.

There was no cameraman following him today, so Lu Yu didn't need to be afraid of others. He just casually squeezed into a group of young and beautiful mothers picking up their children.

There While listening to the gossips of the mothers, I waited for Tongtong to come out from school.

However, before Lu Yu could get involved in their conversation, he suddenly saw his cameraman not far away, holding a camera and filming himself!

Huh?!

Lu Yu was stunned and walked over quickly.

"Lao She, why are you here?"

"I thought you would come back late today!"

Lu Yu said in shock.

At home just now,

Lu Yu didn't wait for the cameraman to come back. He thought that he would be late today. Unexpectedly, he was already waiting at the entrance of the kindergarten.

"Uh-huh, I just arrived too!"

The cameraman said while suppressing a smile,

"Brother Lu, why did you run over there just now?"

"Did you do it on purpose or accidentally?"

The cameraman was laughing so hard in his heart, this pervert, as soon as I didn't follow him, he revealed his true colors, and he actually got in with the young and beautiful mother over there, but he laughed to death!

"

Lu Yu didn't blush at all for the cameraman's teasing.

"What do you know!"

"Do you think I went there because they were beautiful?"

Lu Yu said seriously,

"Isn’t it because I have to take care of Tongtong by myself during this period, so I went there to learn from the experience of raising a baby!"

"Really, who do you think I am!"

Lu Yu rolled his eyes.

The cameraman didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

He thought to himself that you really know how to quibble. If the earth exploded, your mouth wouldn't be blown apart because your mouth is too tough!

"By the way, let’s not talk about this anymore."

Lu Yu changed the topic and asked,

"Where is my snow sister? Already gone?"

"Well, Sister Xue has gone back a long time ago."

The cameraman nodded and said,

"What's wrong? You have something to do with her?"

"It's okay, it's just that when she was at home during 310, didn't she say that she liked Tongtong very much? I thought she would be here waiting for Tongtong to come from school. Lu

Yu said regretfully,

"I've found all the hotels"

"If she hadn’t left, we would have gone out to have a candlelight dinner as a family. How romantic it would be!"

"Well? A family of two?"

"Yes, you can help me take care of Tongtong when the time comes, and Xue Mei and I will go eat."

Lu Yu spread his hands and said,

"But since she's gone, let's forget it"

"Brother Lu, I beg you to have some face!"

"You asked me to take care of Tongtong for you, and you went to have a candlelight dinner with Sister Xue. How could you be so embarrassed!"

"What's so embarrassing about this?"

Lu Yu said with a smile,

"At noon, Xue Mei didn’t have dinner at home, so I made up for her meal in the evening. Isn’t this normal?"

"Fuck you, did I mean this!"

The cameraman almost suffered internal injuries from Lu Yu's pain.

"I mean, you let me take care of Tongtong, and the two of us just watch, while you and Sister Xue go to eat, is this appropriate?"

"Oh oh oh, you said this……"

Lu Yu said nonchalantly,

"I can just treat Tongtong to eat alone again later. At worst, I can buy Tongtong some ice cream, and that will be considered as compensation!"

"Children are easy to coax!"

"Bah, bah, bah, Brother Lu, you are really a fool. If I had known, I should have let you drown in the river and not let Tongtong save you!"

"ah? What does it mean?"

"It doesn’t mean anything, I won’t tell you!"

The cameraman rolled his eyes at Lu Yu and ignored this guy.

This guy is so irritating!

"Hahahaha, as expected of Brother Lu, he choked the cameraman to death with just a few words!"

"There is a saying, Brother Lu is indeed an invincible existence in the field of shamelessness once the field expands!"

"Yes, when this guy came here just now, he jumped directly into the crowd of other people's mothers. I was shocked. Are you calling this social fear?! (cover face.jpg)"

"The mothers were also shocked, feeling like a strange thing had suddenly sneaked in, hahaha!"

"The key point is that Brother Lu is quite reasonable. When he talks about getting scriptures, bah, what kind of scriptures do you get? Is it the kind of scriptures that other mothers get every month?"

"Ahhhh, now it’s confirmed, Goddess Su Xue really went to Brother Lu’s house, so what Goddess Su Xue said before is true!"

"Definitely. Fortunately, Goddess Su Xue walked quickly, otherwise I would have been dragged to a candlelight dinner by him now. By then, I would have exploded with envy!"

"It’s too cheating, I just eat it, and I don’t want to take Tongtong to eat with me... The cameraman is absolutely right. If he had known better, he shouldn’t have let Tongtong fish him out of the river!"

"Hahaha, Brother Lu didn’t understand what this joke meant. He looked confused and thought,"When did I fall into the river?""

"……"

Amidst the laughter and curses from the audience, a crisp ringing of bells also came from the kindergarten. Tongtong, school is finally over!

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