Live Broadcast: The post-90s generation is raising a child against their will, which is outrageous

The camera cut back to Lu Yu, the father of the post-90s generation, and the scene in the live broadcast room gradually became clearer.

At that time,

Lu Yu had already sent Tongtong to the kindergarten. Lu Yu looked like he was about to leave and go home.

There was a smile on his face. He had just chatted with the beautiful Teacher Zhao for so long, and he felt that his mood had become even more beautiful.

"Hey, why are you still taking pictures?"

"Tongtong has already gone to school, isn't it time to end it?"

Seeing that the cameraman was still pointing the camera at him,

Lu Yu immediately asked in shock.

"Haha, you discovered Brother Lu!"

The cameraman laughed and explained,

"Mainly because the shooting time in the morning was very short, and many viewers hadn't seen enough yet, so the director team asked me to shoot you for a while longer!"

Actually, there is another reason why we continue to film Lu Yu. That is, the staff sent by the program team are on their way. When the staff arrive, the cameraman will join them, and then Without telling Lu Yu, they went to the kindergarten to find Tongtong and took Tongtong to prepare for the Father's Day surprise. Now, if we shoot a little longer, the audience in the live broadcast room will have less to wait later, and the waiting period will be maximized as much as possible. Shortened. It was out of this consideration that he continued filming. Lu Yu didn't think much about it, and immediately laughed after hearing this,

"I understand!"

"Because I’m handsome, the audience doesn’t get enough of it. Is that what you mean? Lu

Yu asked with beaming eyebrows.

"Uh...Brother Lu, just say so!"

The cameraman said in a dumbfounded voice.

"You guy, your emotional intelligence is really too low, why should I just say yes?"

"You should say, yes, yes, Brother Lu, you are super handsome. No matter how much the audience appreciates your appearance, they can’t get enough of it!"

"How happy I am to hear this!"

Lu Yu said angrily,

"If you continue to have the same perfunctory attitude as before, then I will have to pay more!"

"After all, I am working overtime now!"

Pfft!

Lu Yu's words successfully made the cameraman and the audience burst into laughter!

Especially the audience.

It can be said that they were so angry at Chen Aijun just now and were speechless.

After arriving at Lu Yu's side, they were able to laugh so happily..

The shots on both sides were like two heavens of ice and fire.

Every time he came to Lu Yu's side, the laughter would always come one after another.

At the same time, in the studio, the chief director Zhang Wenjun was also very happy.

"This brat is trying to scare us with extra money again!"

Zhang Wenjun laughed and scolded,

"However, this time he really got his wish!"

"Xiao Liu, have you completed the new contract I asked you to make?"

Zhang Wenjun looked at the assistant beside him.

The assistant nodded and said with a smile,

"it is done"

"Well, that's good. When you set off for Xiaoxue later, remember to bring the contract with you!"

"Isn’t this guy clamoring for more money all day long? Then let’s give him an extra money!"

"By the way, tell him that Uncle Zhang likes him very much and asks him to cause trouble for me. I will never treat him badly!"

"……"

Zhang Wenjun actually started thinking about signing a new contract for Lu Yu and adding additional filming expenses to Lu Yu yesterday.

After all, the surprise that

Lu Yu and Tong Tong brought to them for this show was really too big.

Not only did they bring There was a terrifying amount of traffic, and it also attracted a large amount of investment from advertising and brands.

The program team also made a lot of money.

In this case, it is appropriate to give Lu Yu an additional filming fee. Just like Zhang Wenjun said, we must be kind and kind. We all make money together, and we cannot treat others badly. In the camera, Lu Yu didn't know that he was about to pick up another sum of money for nothing. After teasing the cameraman a few words, he started to go home. After walking a few steps, Lu Yu suddenly remembered something

"By the way, the feud with that silly dog ​​has not been resolved yet! Lu

Yu muttered, and immediately picked up a small branch from the roadside, deciding to tease the silly dog ​​on the way back.

"Haha, Brother Lu, do you really want to seek revenge on that Erha?"

The cameraman said in a dumbfounded voice.

"of course!"

"That stupid dog actually dared to grin at me, and suddenly startled me and Tongtong. He couldn't do it without revenge!"

Lu Yu said matter-of-factly.

While talking, the two of them arrived in front of the shop.

At this time, the Erha was still tied at the door. The morning sun was very warm, so it was lying in the sun, basking leisurely. The sun.

The whole dog looked like it was lazily basking in the sun. It was so comfortable that its eyes were closed, and the dog's face was full of comfort.

"This silly dog ​​really knows how to enjoy it!"

Lu Yu laughed when he saw this.

He walked over directly, came to Erha, and said hello suddenly

"Silly dog, do you still remember me?"

Lu Yu's voice startled Erha, who bounced off the ground.

This scene made everyone laugh!

"Hahaha, Brother Lu, do you have any bad character? Erha is basking in the sun well, look at it, it scares him!"

"If people scare people, they can be scared to death; if dogs scare dogs, they can also scare dogs to death!"

"Good guy, you said Brother Lu is a dog, right?! (cover face.jpg)"

"It made me laugh so hard. Erha is so stupid. He looks so silly just looking at it!"

"Erha: Presumptuous guy!"

"It’s so real. I also like scaring dogs like this the most, hahaha!"

"……"

In the live broadcast room, there were bursts of laughter.

As for Erha, after being startled, he started shouting at Lu Yu.

"Wangwu~"

"Wangwu~"

""Wow~"

Erha's voice full of wisdom sounded like a smart dog in the dog world.

It barked and jumped, just like a mage who danced like a god.

Looking at the silly dog's appearance,

Lu Yu grinned and said, Immediately afterwards, he started to think about how to cure this stupid dog!

But at this moment,

Erha's move caught Lu Yu's attention.

Erha jumped a few times. After it was down, it seemed to notice something hanging above its head.

They were several strings of sausages, which were being hung on the door to dry.

With Erha's original height, it couldn't reach those strings of sausages.

However,

Erha now After Ha jumped up like this, something was different.

The tip of its nose seemed to be just enough to reach the sausage.

Seeing this,

Lu Yu's eyes lit up and he suddenly had an idea.

He saw him casually taking a small bench from the side and sitting on it. He stood opposite Erha, turned on his mobile phone camera, and started filming Erha.

Lu Yu's move made the cameraman and the audience in the live broadcast room look confused, wondering what Lu Yu was doing..

However, after a few minutes, they knew it!

The Erha did not disappoint Lu Yu.

After smelling the fragrance of the sausage, the Erha kept jumping around, trying to bite off the sausage.

Finally ,

The dog’s hard work paid off, and in the end, it was really able to reach it.

The dog’s head was pushed up, and several sections of sausage were pushed down. These sections of sausage fell to the ground with a bang, and Erha immediately went over to enjoy them. He started eating.

And the entire crime process was recorded by Lu Yu on his mobile phone!

"Hahaha, you stupid dog, fight with me, you will be unlucky this time!"

"The evidence of your crime of stealing sausages was photographed by me!"

"Just wait for your master to beat you!"

Lu Yu laughed and said proudly to Erha.

When Erha heard this, he stopped eating sausages.

Speaking of this, many people actually have some misunderstandings about Erha's IQ.

This guy, (watched the violence) For cool novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Even though it looks silly and dull,

Erha’s IQ is actually pretty good.

Among all dog breeds,

Erha’s IQ ranks 45th. , belongs to the upper-middle level among dogs, and they can basically understand human instructions. For example, if it usually demolishes a house or something, it is not because it is stupid, but because it is too energetic, so it demolishes the house..

Just like this time, when Lu Yu said that after taking pictures of its criminal evidence and asking its owner to beat it, the Erha in front of him immediately stopped eating sausages and the dog's tail stopped wagging.

"What, are you scared?"

"You eat, and keep eating! Lu

Yu said provocatively

"Wangwu~"

"Wangwu~"

"Wangwu~"[]

Faced with Lu Yu's provocation, Erha shouted at Lu Yu again

"Okay, if you still scream, then I will call your master out now and let him beat you!"

Lu Yu chuckled and pretended to call Erha's master.

When Erha saw this, he quickly stopped calling.

Instead, he waggled his tail and shook his head, trying to come over to please Lu Yu.

"This is right, it would be much better if you had been so good earlier!"

Lu Yu bent down and touched the dog's head with satisfaction.

Erha cooperated docilely and did not dare to resist at all.

"Hahahaha, I’m going to die laughing when I step on a horse. Brother Lu has caught Erha!"

"Let me go, is Erha that smart? Can you actually understand human speech?"

"Erha, you don’t want your master to know what you do! (cover face.jpg)"

"Brother Lu is really funny. He actually uses conspiracy and tricks to deal with a dog!"

"I can’t even imagine how happy Tongtong would be when he was with Brother Lu. Brother Lu’s character is so interesting!"

"Erha is so miserable. The evidence of the crime is in Brother Lu's hands, so it has no choice but to obey!"

"Brother Lu is really cheating. The child has gone to school, and he is playing tricks on the dog here! (cover face.jpg)"

"……"

On the barrage, bursts of laughter came from the audience. Everyone was extremely happy with Lu Yu's operation. Lu Yu, on the other hand, was contentedly petting the dog. After masturbating for a long time, Lu Yu finally got up. Erha was still shaking his head to please Lu Yu. He also used his dog's paws to push the pieces of sausage he had removed to Lu Yu, looking humble and begging for mercy. However, in the next second, what made Erha's face change was that the guy who was masturbating himself just now, after getting up, actually turned his back on the dog. After grinning at himself, he suddenly looked into the shop again, shouted loudly,

"Junping, Junping, come out quickly!"

"Your stupid dog has almost finished all the sausage you dried!"

"Junping, did you hear that?"

"Come out quickly and see what good things your silly dog ​​has done!"

"……"

Lu Yu's loud shouting almost made the cameraman next to him laugh to death.

Good guy,

I'm just saying, good guy,

Brother Lu is really turning his back on dogs.

When the audience saw this, they all laughed miserably. There were many viewers. , even laughed out of tears.

The Erha, on the other hand, was stunned for a moment, and then began to angrily scream at Lu Yu.

"Wangwu~"

"Wangwu~"

""Wow~"

Erha's cry was full of anger and dissatisfaction.

The cunning human being simply broke its three views on life.

"You stupid bitch, you still dare to scold me!"

Lu Yu gave Erha the middle finger and continued shouting into the store,

"Junping, what are you writing on?"

"Come out quickly!"

"……"

Amidst Lu Yu's loud shouts and Er Ha's scolding, a young man with yellow hair quickly walked out of the store.

The other person should have been washing his face just now, and there were still water drops on his face at this time.

After seeing Lu Yu,

Huang Mao immediately walked over with a smile,

"It's Brother Yu, why are you calling me?"

"Is there anything you can't say in there?"

Huang Mao is the owner of this shop, and he is also Lu Yu's college classmate and roommate. The relationship between the two is not generally good.

I remember when he opened this small supermarket,

Lu Yu directly gave him two rows of money trees.

Usually Tongtong If you want to eat some snacks, give Huang Mao a call.

Tongtong will be sent upstairs in minutes.

Therefore,

Huang Mao and Lu Yu are iron brothers.

Otherwise,

Lu Yu would not be able to tease this silly guy here. The dog played

"Junping, you should really take care of this stupid dog!"

"It doesn't even recognize me!"

"In the morning, when I was sending Tongtong to school, this silly dog ​​suddenly barked, which startled both of us!"

Lu Yu said angrily,

"If the dog doesn’t teach, it’s the father’s fault!"

"It's all your fault as a father for not teaching him well!"

Lu Yu's words made Huang Mao dumbfounded.

He hurried over and grabbed the piece of meat on the back of Erha's neck, and lifted Erha up.

"Brother Yu, shall I teach it a lesson for you?"

"Calm down!"

As he said that,

Huang Mao stretched out his hand and slapped the Erha dog (the one who got the money) on the face a few times.

Erha whined in grievance.

However, this was not the end.

Lu Yu followed up and slapped the part of the dog again. Take out the video and show it to Huang Mao

"Look, look, your sausage is almost eaten by this silly dog!"

"I wanted to call you just now, but you still scolded me!"

"The scolding was so dirty!"

"Can't even listen!"

Lu Yu looked at Erha with a look of gloating on his misfortune.

Erha was so frightened that he jumped up and down and shouted at Lu Yu.

After Huang Mao watched the video, he was furious

"Damn it, you stupid dog, you are really capable!"

"He even ate the sausages I dried!"

"Thanks to my brother Yu for seeing it!"

"Otherwise, you will have to eat them all later! Huang

Mao said, as soon as he raised his feet, he took the slippers in his hand, and then went straight to Erha.

"Wangwu~~"

"Wangwu~~"

"Wangwu~~"

Erha was beaten with the big slippers and screamed.

The aggrieved dog's face was filled with grief and grief.

This scene also made the audience in the live broadcast room almost die laughing!

"Hahaha, I am really convinced by Brother Lu, he is really good at slandering, look at Erha!!"

"Sorry, I couldn't tell for a while, who is the real dog, Brother Lu or Erha?……"

"Brother Lu, no matter how dirty Erha is, do you still have your heart?!"

"Brother Lu's actions will definitely make Erha remember him for a lifetime! (face covering, jpg)"

"The dog that stole the sausage became the enthusiastic dog!"

"Erha is quite smart. When Brother Lu called it master just now, it knew it was afraid!"

"Yes, it is even a little bit timid... No wonder people say that dogs are spiritual, it is true!"

"Dog: I take the mouse, you take me, you are the one who should be tied up here and treated as a dog!"

"Funny without a script or any additives, this is really funny. Thank you Brother Lu for giving us a happy morning!"

"No bragging, no slander, Brother Lu comes to his senses and can kill all variety shows in an instant!"

"……"