Live Broadcast: The post-90s generation is raising a child against their will, which is outrageous

"Hahaha, every time I see Mr. He and Goddess Xiaoxue advertising, I can’t help but laugh. What should I do?"

"It’s okay to advertise, the key is that it catches people off guard every time, it’s so silky smooth that you can’t even guard against it!"

"I was careless, I didn't get out of the way! (face covering, jpg)"

"Routines are all routines. Before the advertisement, there was actually some foreshadowing!"

"One thing to say, advertising like this is actually quite interesting. If those commercials on TV were so interesting, I guarantee to watch them every day!"

"If you want to say that advertisements are interesting, you have to look at Renjia Yaoguo. Their advertisements are really imaginative!"

"I just watched one yesterday, and it almost made me laugh to death. It was a woman holding an electric mosquito-repellent incense swatter, stepping on a stool, electric mosquitoes, and soup was cooking on the stove next to her. Then when electric mosquitoes were being used, they accidentally detonated. Gas... So, guess what this ad is selling?"

"What to sell? Electric mosquito coil swatter? stool? Or a gas stove?"

"No.no.no, neither!"

"After the gas explosion, the woman was blown away, and her whole body was completely blackened. Only her armpits were not blown black, so this advertisement had been prepared for so long, but it was actually selling a spray for removing armpit hair. , keeping you clean forever!"

"Damn it, this horse riding is too outrageous!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"……"

Amid the laughter of the audience,

Teacher He and Su Xue also finished eating the advertisers' bad money, and the two continued the process.

Teacher He glanced in the direction of the director team and said with a smile,

"Xiaoxue, let me ask you, do you know there will be an important festival in a few days, what is it?"

"of course I know!"

Su Xue said,

"The third Sunday in June, Father’s Day!"

"That’s right, it’s Father’s Day!"

Teacher He nodded and said,

"As a show about fathers raising their children alone, the main purpose of our program is to share with you the interaction between fathers and children!"

"Since Father's Day is coming soon, how can we miss it?"

"So, I secretly tell you and the audience something!"

"That is, at noon today, when the two children Tiantian and Tongtong go to kindergarten"

"The staff of our program team will go to the kindergarten without telling the two dads and quietly find Tiantian and Tongtong!"

"Let the two of them prepare a Father's Day gift for their dad!"

"Then when they get home from school, they give it to their dads!"

"Create a huge surprise for Chen Aijun and Lu Yu!"

"……"

The preparation of Father's Day gifts in advance that Teacher He mentioned was, of course, the result of discussions between chief director Zhang Wenjun and the directing team yesterday.

Originally, the director team was thinking of waiting until Father's Day to surprise the children.

However, isn’t it true that right now, there are too many variety shows following their show?

If you really have to wait until Father’s Day to send surprises, you might conflict with the ideas of other variety shows that are following the trend.

If those variety shows that are following the trend also plan to have children give surprises to their fathers on Father’s Day, then by then, you will give it, I will give it, If he also gives gifts, if everyone gives gifts in unison, it will look very deliberate, false and artificial, and it will feel like everyone is just following a formality.

So, if that's the case, there's no need to wait until Father's Day.

Instead of crashing at that time, it's better to take advantage of the time when those follow-up variety shows don't react and give it away today.

The main thing is to strike first!

After listening to Teacher He's words,

Su Xue's face suddenly showed an expression of expectation.

"Wow, that means Tongtong and Tiantian will give their dad an early Father's Day surprise today, right?"

"This is really exciting!"

"I couldn't wait to see how the two dads reacted after receiving the surprise, haha!"

"That picture will definitely be very, very warm!"

"……"

Not only Su Xue, but the audience in the live broadcast room also became lively on the barrage after listening to the arrangements mentioned by Teacher He!

"Let me go, the program team is very good at organizing things!"

"Hahaha, yes, but this idea is still very interesting, and the program team is serious about it!"

"Looking forward to it... I really want to know what kind of surprise gift Tongtong will prepare for Brother Lu!"

"Well, by the way, when the staff went to the kindergarten to find the two children, they should have broadcast it live, right?"

"It must be live broadcast, but it’s just a live broadcast without the knowledge of Brother Lu and Chen Aijun"

"It’s really exciting, I can watch Tongtong a little more today!"

"Rather than watching Tongtong, I'm more looking forward to Brother Lu's reaction after receiving the gift. Do you think Brother Lu will be so moved that he bursts into tears in front of the camera?"

"Hahaha, this is unlikely, Brother Lu still cares about face! (dog head, jpg)"

"Forget about being sensational, Brother Lu will definitely not be sensational. He is not Jia Pangpang. He relies on this to earn the audience's tears. Brother Lu doesn't bother to do this!"

"Yes, sensationalism and all that is really disgusting, how natural it is!"

"Should I say it or not, I’m not worried about anything going wrong with Brother Lu and Tongtong."

"On the contrary, I am a little worried about Tiantian. With Chen Aijun's character, if this guy is not satisfied with Tiantian's gift, will he scold Tiantian again?"

"Probably not, Chen Aijun can't be so unkind. If he really does that, Tiantian will probably be sad to death!"

"Stop guessing, you’ll find out after school in the afternoon!"

"Yes, yes, let’s wait and see!"

"……"

I have to say that this arrangement by the director team is very effective in the program.

As soon as Teacher He revealed the arrangement, the audience began to look forward to it crazily.

Amid the expectations of the audience,

Teacher He and Su Xue did not say any more nonsense and directly started the next step of the process.

Put the program on the right track

"No more nonsense!"

"Next, let us follow the camera and take a look at the situation of Lu Yu, the father of the post-90s generation!"

"……"

After Su Xue finished speaking, the camera immediately switched from the studio side to the post-90s dad Lu Yu and Tong Tong.

This scene was beyond the expectations of many viewers.

Because the previous live broadcasts started with Chen Aijun, the father of the post-80s generation.

Unexpectedly, this time, it would be Lu Yu and Tong Tong!

"Hahaha, it seems that Brother Lu didn't sleep in late today!"

"Yes, Brother Lu is finally reliable for once!"

"The cameraman said that he was not used to not waiting at the door today!"

"It was just right to shoot Brother Lu first. After watching Brother Lu take care of the baby, I went to have breakfast. I just happened to be able to skip the part about Chen Aijun taking care of the baby!"

"After having a good breakfast, it’s just in time to come back and see Brother Lu again!"

"Upstairs, the hero sees the same thing!"

"……"

Amidst the laughter, the camera came to Lu Yu and Tongtong.

As the picture gradually became clearer,

Tongtong's cute little face also appeared in the picture.

At this time, Tongtong must have just woken up.

Her hair was still messy and her clothes had been changed.

She was stepping on a stool and brushing her teeth in front of the bathroom mirror.

Tongtong brushes his teeth very skillfully.

She also brushed very carefully. She almost brushed the front teeth, back teeth, and the inside of the teeth. It was obvious at a glance that she usually brushed her teeth alone without any help from adults. Soon, Tongtong's mouth was filled with foam. She took a sip of water, spit it out after a few slurps, and after brushing her teeth, Tongtong began to wash her face again. The way she was washing her face was very cute. She was probably worried that her clothes would get wet, so she stuffed a dry towel in her collar in advance. She stuck out her butt and stretched out her two little hands to collect water from the faucet and pat her face. , (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!) After a pat, she shouted:"Bai Bai!" After a pat, she shouted again:"Good boy!" A pat again, and again:"Awesome!"!" She patted her face three times in total and washed her face three times, and then she finished washing it. He pulled out the dry towel from his collar and began to wipe his face. Many viewers who watched this scene were filled with aunty hearts and their hearts melted.

"Tongtong is so cute, he looks like a little sloth when he washes his face!"

"Pfft, she only washed it three times in total! (cover face.jpg)"

"This is so true. I used to wash my face like this when I was a kid. After washing it two or three times, I was done!"

"Hahaha,The key is that she was praising herself while washing!"

"Look, Brother Lu is coming!"[]

"……"

In the picture,

Tongtong had just finished washing his face and was about to leave the bathroom when Lu Yu came over sleepily.

"Tongtong, have you washed up?"

"Uh-huh, okay!"

"Oh, then go out, I need to squat on the toilet……"

As soon as Lu Yu finished speaking,

Tongtong was shocked.

"Dad, you better hold it in, it’s already eight o’clock, if you squat for another half hour, I will be late again!"

"We finally got up early today. I don't want to be late!"

Tongtong's words made Lu Yu's head black.

"I can't hold it back anymore, it's already showing up!"

"ah!"

Tongtong screamed, pinched his nose and jumped back.

"Dad, you are so disgusting!"

"You kid, your dad's poop is all rainbow-flavored, and it doesn't stink. Can you please stop being so disgusted with it?"

"Stop lying, last time you said your shit was strawberry flavored!"

"I really didn’t lie to you this time. Don’t you believe I’ll ask you to come in and smell it later?"

"I do not want it!"

Tongtong was so frightened that he ran away, holding his nose and ran out..........

Lu Yu was left laughing.

However, as he smiled, Lu Yu's expression suddenly changed, and he suddenly discovered that the cameraman was actually standing in the corner, and the camera's light was also on!

"Holy shit, Lao She, are you filming?"

"Why did you shoot so early today!"

Lu Yu's expression changed drastically and he asked in shock.

The cameraman suppressed a smile and explained,

"I took pictures of your side first today, so it’s a little early!"

"Haha, Brother Lu, you pull your strings and I’ll go out. Don’t worry, no one wants to see you squatting on the toilet."

"……"

When Lu Yu heard this, his old face turned red.

When he thought that what he just said was heard by the audience, Lu Yu almost fainted from embarrassment!

The next second,

Lu Yu quickly said seriously,

"Ahem, actually, I was joking just now!"

"I'm teasing Tongtong"

"I just came in and washed my face!"

"Not squatting on the toilet"

"You all know that little fairies don’t poop."

"In the same way, a super and invincible handsome guy like me never pulls!"

"Those of us who are handsome have a special organ in our body that can help us get rid of dirty things!"

"Yes, that’s it!"

"……"

Lu Yu's frantic look for compensation almost made the cameraman laugh to death.

At the same time, in the live broadcast room, the audience was already laughing one after another.

"Hahaha, I ride a horse, and sometimes I really regret growing ears. What Brother Lu said just now is so interesting!"

"This old guy is so cheating, he actually said that what he was drinking was rainbow and strawberry flavored, and he even let Tongtong smell it! (cover face.jpg)"

"Come on, come on, come on, I'm having breakfast!"

"It makes me laugh so hard. The conversation between the two men just now was full of sarcastic remarks. One said he should hold it back, and the other said he was coming forward. He really didn’t treat us, the audience, as outsiders!"

"Brother Lu didn't know that filming had started at the beginning, so he let himself go so freely. It can be seen that he is actually very restrained in front of the camera!"

"To be honest, I had the expression of an old man on the subway looking at his phone the whole time!"1.1

"I was different, I laughed like a girl playing the piano, hahahaha!"

"Look, let me just say that Brother Lu is a person who cares about face. Once he saw that he lost face, he started to explain to himself again! (dog head, jpg)"

"By the way, does the little fairy really not know how to poop?"

"Yeah, yeah, brother Lu is right about this, the little fairy can't poop, she can only fart rainbows, and they still smell good!"

"Don't lie, I am a little fairy. Not only can I poop, but I also have a pink stinky pussy!"

"Oh my God, what are you talking about? Can you change the subject and consider the feelings of the people eating breakfast? (face covering, jpg)"

"As soon as Brother Lu appears, the style of painting begins to change!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"……"

At eight o'clock in the morning, it happened to be the time when many people were having breakfast. As a result, Lu Yu made such a fuss as soon as he appeared on the stage , which made many viewers miserable. Similarly, there were countless viewers who laughed so hard that they cried out in laughter. It hurts. Amidst the laughter of everyone, in the picture, Lu Yu really didn't squat in the toilet, washed his face, and walked out again. When the cameraman saw this, he couldn't help but could only look at Lu Yu's back and sighed deeply: I should say it or not, Brother Lu is really a decent person, and he can get away with it just for the sake of face. , laugh it off, it’s really awesome!

"Oh, by the way, Brother Lu!"

After sighing, the cameraman suddenly remembered something and hurriedly chased him out.

"Brother Lu, the program team asked me to bring a gift to Tongtong today!"

"……"