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[The Guardians of the Galaxy quarrel on weekdays. ]

[But the feelings between them are extremely deep. ]

[No doubt! ]

[The work of building the void. ]

[Very complicated and tedious. ]

[Star-Lord signs for the interstellar express. ]

[Rocket commands a big golden retriever. ]

[The big golden retriever has mind control. ]

[Try to hang two iron plates high. ]

[Rocket: Be serious, stupid dog! ]

[The big golden retriever directly retracts his ability. ]

[The iron plate falls to the ground. ]

[Rocket: What's wrong? ]

[The big golden retriever: You don't respect me, I refuse to work for you! ]

[Rocket: OK, OK, sorry. 】

[Big Golden Retriever: Then I want to eat another snack in your bag. 】

[Rocket had no choice but to take out one and throw it to Big Golden Retriever. 】

[Star-Lord on the other side was stopped by several people. 】

[The leader was a bearded man. 】

[Holding a guitar. 】

[Bearded man: These instruments were found on Earth.

We have composed a song, and I hope you can give us some advice. 】

[Star-Lord: No problem, you can sing it, and I'll listen. 】

[Bearded man started playing guitar. 】

[The content of the song is hearsay, about Christmas customs. 】

[Star-Lord: Is this song long? I have something else to do. 】

[Bearded man continued to sing:

Santa Claus is a bearded monster with invincible superpowers.

He will fly into people's homes, and he is the best at stealing! 】

[Star-Lord: No! 】

[Bearded Man: He is the best at picking door locks! 】

[Star-Lord: Still wrong! 】

[Bearded Man: If there is no milk and cookies to treat, he will put a ball of bar shit in your socks. 】

[Star-Lord: No, Christmas is not like this. 】

[Bearded Man continues to sing:

If you behave well after the trick, Santa Claus will take out plum candy.

Hit you on the head.

If you are on his naughty list, he will fire missiles at your feet!

He will also roast your chestnuts, using a super-powerful flamethrower. 】

[Star-Lord: No, Santa Claus does not have a flamethrower! 】

[Bearded Man: He forces his little goblins to experiment with wishes for him.

There was a goblin who wanted to be a dentist, and now he is buried in the sea.

Mrs. Santa is performing in the North Pole, planning her husband's death. 】

[Star-Lord: Bullshit!!! 】

[This song is just a combination of messy rumors. 】

[Not a word is right! 】

[Groot is very excited in the crowd. 】

[Groot is much stronger now. 】

[No longer rebellious as before.】

[Matured a lot more than Thor 4! ]

[After the music ended. ]

[The response was mediocre and the audience left. ]

[Star-Lord's mentality was a little broken. ]

[He didn't want to say a word. ]

[He just turned around and left. ]

…

On the spaceship.

Star-Lord was completely dumbfounded.

He listened to the lyrics.

It was as if he heard a fairy tale.

In my impression, Christmas on Earth.

It's not like this at all!

Santa Claus gives gifts.

He's not a thief.

He wouldn't stuff a ball of shit into a sock.

"Is life on Earth turbulent?"

"Santa Claus has forgotten his original intention."

"Has he started stealing things?"

Star-Lord couldn't help but start to doubt.

After all, he has been away from Earth for so many years.

Maybe there are some customs and some things.

Things have changed a lot.

It is not impossible for some changes.

...

S.H.I.E.L.D.

Nick Fury's eyelids twitched.

He saw it very intuitively.

How outrageous are rumors!

When a rumor spreads to the interstellar range.

It will become extremely outrageous!

Nick Fury pinched his eyebrows.

"The reputation of Christmas."

"Is it ruined like this?"

"And it is so far away."

"There is no way to refute the rumor!"

Nick Fury laughed angrily.

In the chat group.

[Tony: To be honest, interstellar rumors are outrageous! ]

[Rocket: So, isn't this how Christmas is celebrated? ]

[Drax: What? The singing is fake? I'm ready to apply for Santa Claus! It must be fun to stuff a ball of shit into someone else's socks! ]

Drax consistently plays the role of a big fool.

[Star-Lord: It's okay, it seems that Christmas has not changed. ]

[Captain America: I haven't celebrated Christmas for a long time, and I really miss it. ]

[Nick Fury: Captain America, don't worry, we have found your location and will dig you out soon! ]

[Hawkeye: So, Captain can catch up with this year's Christmas? ]

[Black Widow: Wow, it seems that this year's Christmas will be lively. ]

[Thor: I also want to go to Earth to celebrate Christmas! 】

[Doctor Strange: Maybe we can take this opportunity to have a Christmas Avengers gathering! ]

Everyone was excited.

I wish it was Christmas now.

Then we can meet quickly.

So many people get together.

It must be very interesting!

However, it is 2008 after all.

Some people have not become superheroes yet.

If we really meet.

The situation will definitely be different from what we imagined.

……

[After the music finished. ]

[Mantis had an idea. ]

[She looked at Drax. ]

[Mantis: Christmas should be happy, but it was ruined by Yondu. ]

[Drax said nothing. ]

[Mantis: I think I should do something! ]

[Drax: Why? ]

[Mantis: You know, my secret. The one that only you know. ]

[Drax: You ate a bowl of crunchy beans? ]

[Mantis: Another secret. ]

[Drax: Are you his sister? ]

[Mantis nodded. ]

[Drax: Why don't you tell everyone? 】

[Mantis: Star-Lord's father, or rather, our father.

Killed his mother and wanted to kill him.

I don't want Star-Lord to think of his father when he sees me. 】

[Drax: I'm asking about the crunchy beans. 】

[Mantis: ...]

[What a fool!!! 】

[Mantis: Since I'm Star-Lord's sister, I should make him happy.

Gamora left, and he's been sad.

If we give him a super Christmas gift, he'll be happy! 】

[Drax: Yes, you can give him a bowl of crunchy beans, which you can eat up. 】

[Mantis roared: Don't mention crunchy beans anymore! 】

[She used to have a good temper. 】

[She can be driven to anger by Drax. 】

[It is enough to see how irritating Drax is. 】

[Drax: What kind of gift do you want to give? 】

[Mantis: Something special, something he will never forget! 】

[Drax: What if I give it to a special person? 】

[Mantis: What? 】

[Drax: Over the years, there is a person whose name Star-Lord has mentioned countless times!

The legendary hero who has saved countless lives!

We can give him to Star-Lord as a gift! 】

…

On the spaceship.

Star-Lord was dumbfounded!

This is definitely the most outrageous idea I have ever heard of…

!

“Hero… Kevin Bacon?”

“Damn, this is an actor!”

“Two idiots, what are you going to do!”

An ominous premonition.

Growing in Star-Lord's heart.

He couldn't help but get nervous.

He felt a little panicked.

"Will the two of them kidnap Kevin Bacon..."

"Are they going to kidnap him to the void?"

...

Stark Industries.

Tony couldn't help but laugh.

"What a pair of dragon and phoenix."

"It's going to be fun now."

"If they really kidnap Kevin Bacon."

"I will make fun of Star-Lord for this for the rest of my life."

Tony did not hide his laughter at all.

In the chat group.

[Star-Lord: Two fools, what are you going to do!!!]

[Drax: To make you happy, this is what we should do.]

[Mantis: You don't have to be so polite.]

[Gamora: He doesn't seem to be polite, but scolding you.]

[Rocket: Now there's something fun to watch.]

[Nebula: Guardians of the Galaxy are going to become the Galaxy Kidnapping Team.]

[Thor: Fortunately, I left the group quickly.]

Everyone was watching the fun.

Only a few people from the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Looked very embarrassed.

After all, we all prosper together and we all suffer together.

It was Mantis and Drax who did it.

But it was the entire Guardians of the Galaxy who were embarrassed!

…

[The scene changed to Earth. ]

[Kevin Bacon parked the car. ]

[Suddenly a phone call came in. ]

[Kevin Bacon: Hey honey, come back from New York as soon as possible, I can't wait! ]

[Wife: Have you bought everything? ]

[Kevin: I've bought everything, everything is ready! ]

[Obviously, he is the same as everyone else. ]

[Everyone is preparing for Christmas. ]

[At the same time, a search of spaceships quietly set off from the void. ]

[After an interstellar jump. ]

[Arrived in the solar system, the Earth's atmosphere. 】

[Only Mantis and Drax are on the spaceship. 】

[Mantis: Which one do you think is Kevin Bacon's home? 】

[People on the ground look up at the spaceship. 】

[Everyone looks surprised. 】

[Mantis: Drax, what are they looking at? 】

[Drax's eyes are obviously guilty. 】

[Mantis: You said you turned on the spaceship's cloaking function, is that true? 】

[Drax: Of course! 】

[Then quietly turned the knob. 】

·· ·········Please give me flowers·· ······

[The spaceship is cloaked. 】

·· ·········Please give me flowers·· ······

[Mantis: I saw it with my own eyes, you just turned on the button! ]

[Drax: No. ]

[Mantis: You are! ]

[Crouching Dragon and Phoenix are like crosstalk. ]

[They even passed by Hollywood. ]

[In their perception. ]

[Kevin Bacon is a hero known to everyone in the world! ]

[The two parked the spaceship and came to the street. ]

[The strange costumes attracted a lot of attention. ]

【It seemed out of place with the surrounding environment. 】

【Mantis was very excited. 】

【Because the streets were so lively. 】

【She saw it for the first time, and jumped up excitedly and clapped! 】

【After all, today is Christmas Eve. 】

【There are many people COSing on the street! 】

【Mantis saw someone COSing Captain America. 】

【She was even more excited. 】

【Mantis: Stephen! 】

【Then she rushed up and hugged him. 】

【The coser turned around and ran away in fear! 】

【After that, passers-by mistook them for cosplayers. 】

【Took photos together. 】

【And gave money on their own initiative. 】

【Then, they took all kinds of photos. 】

【They collected money in all kinds of ways. 】

【Drax's strong body. 】

【He really attracted a lot of women. 】

【The money came in like a bang! 】

So, it's actually very easy for heroes to make money.

Walk on the street.

If someone takes a photo with you, you take the money.

Of course, don't be like some Monkey Kings.

You only ask for money after taking the photo.

Otherwise, you will be beaten by the golden hoop.

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【Mantis and Drax hold a lot of money. 】

【Walked into a bar. 】

【It's very lively here, with singing and dancing. 】

【Handsome men and beautiful women, singing and dancing. 】

【Mantis asked the bartender about Kevin Bacon's location. 】

[Bartender: How can I know where he is. 】

[At this time, two glasses of wine were served. 】

[Mantis drank it all in one gulp. 】

[White steam came out of her mouth. 】

[Then she asked for more wine. 】

[Drank so happily! 】

…

On the spaceship.

Star-Lord's eyelids twitched.

"Mantis obviously can't drink."

"Drax is such an idiot."

"He actually took her to drink!"

Star-Lord was really speechless.

There is such a pair of crouching dragons and phoenixes in the team.

It's really hard to describe!

One dares to think.

The other dares to do it.

And he does it as soon as he says it.

Star-Lord really collapsed.

Such a team.

It's not easy to lead!

Star-Lord can only be thankful.

So far, the two have not caused any trouble.

Otherwise.

Things will be really difficult to end.

Star-Lord prayed silently.

Don't let the two find Kevin Bacon's location.

Otherwise, things will be really troublesome!

"I hope they get drunk and forget the purpose of this trip."

...

[Mantis drank a few glasses of wine. ]

[She started to blend into the dance group. ]

[At the same time, a man approached Drax. ]

[Man: Come on, let's dance together! ]

[Drax: Only incompetent people dance! ]

[The man laughed: How about drinking together? ]

[Drax: That's fine! ]

[Man: Two glasses of tequila! ]

[The next scene began to be chaotic. ]

[Drax kept drinking and drinking. ]

[Mantis drank → dance → drank → dance...]

[Repeated cycle! ]

[Finally, both of them drank too much. ]

[Fell on the road. ]

[Mantis: I can't believe that I know so many people, and everyone knows where Kevin Bacon lives.

There are thousands of people on this planet, but we don't even know what Kevin Bacon looks like! ]

[Just then, a fat woman approaches from behind. ]

[Fat woman: Looking for Kevin Bacon's address? ]

[Mantis turns around: Yes. ]

[Fat woman walks over and hands Mantis a record. ]

[It says: All-Star Address Authority! ]

[Fat woman: Forty dollars a copy. ]

[Mantis reaches into her pocket. ]

[All the money was spent on drinking just now, and now there is not a penny left. ]

[Mantis: I don't know where my money went. ]

[Fat woman pulls the address book back. 】

[The Mantis woman put her hand on the fat woman's hand. 】

[Activate her own ability. 】

[The Mantis woman: Give me this thing for free! 】

[The fat woman handed it over directly. 】

[Not taking a penny. 】

[The Mantis woman spoke again: Give me all your money too! 】

[The fat woman unzipped her backpack and took out the money directly...]

At this moment, everyone in front of the screen.

Looking confused... shame.