[Thor and the Valkyrie have been confirmed. ]

[We are going to ask Zeus for help. ]

[Before departure, there are still many preparations to be done. ]

[These are handed over to the Valkyrie. ]

[As for Thor...]

[He sneaked up to the hammer. ]

[Circling around the hammer. ]

[Thor: You found a new love so soon?

You are amazing! ]

[Obviously, Thor still can't let go of the hammer. ]

[Just then, the female Thor arrived. ]

[Thor's eyes were embarrassed: That, hey~]

[Female Thor: Hey. ]

[Thor: I actually always wanted to apologize. I was a little weird before. I don't know what was wrong with me...

And now, I suddenly see that you are wearing the same clothes as me. 】

[Female Thor: I was shocked too. 】

[Thor: So, how did you and the hammer come together? 】

[For Thor, the hammer is a former weapon. 】

[And female Thor Jane is his ex-girlfriend. 】

[Two exes, a pair. 】

[This is quite explosive. 】

[Which means Thor is the one who was abandoned. 】

[Female Thor: I heard Thor's hammer calling me, so I came here.

Then, its fragments began to glow and spin.

Then I became Thor. 】

[Thor nodded: Wow, this look suits you. 】

[The atmosphere was a little awkward for a while. 】

[Thor reached out and carefully grabbed the hammer. 】

【Then he laughed easily. 】

【Thor: Just confirming, hehe. 】

【Then he handed the hammer to the female Thor. 】

【The female Thor turned and left. 】

【The next moment, Stormbreaker flew over. 】

【Thor: What's wrong? We are just chatting with the little hammer! 】

【The expression is as guilty as it can be. 】

……

Asgard.

Thor scratched his head.

Turns his head away silently.

Doesn't look at Loki's eyes.

"Brother, why don't you look at me?"

"Are you afraid that I will laugh at you?"

"We are brothers, how can I laugh at you!"

Loki comforted Thor.

Thor curled his lips.

"Then control your mouth."

Loki couldn't help it at all.

"Sorry, I usually don't laugh unless I really can't help it!"

Thor: ...

Whether it's him in the future or him now.

He's been controlled by Hammer.

He's obviously a god.

But he's cautious between Hammer and Stormbreaker.

Like a dog.

Thor silently said:

"This famous scene"Go to the bathroom, hurry over."

"If you continue, I'm afraid I'll collapse."

...

[Thor got what he wanted.]

[The scene switches, and the female Thor appears in the bathroom.]

[She is a little angry.]

[Because the cancer has not been cured.]

[She is still suffering from the disease.]

[The Valkyrie comes to the bathroom.]

[Female Thor: Do you think I should go to fight?]

[Valkyrie: Of course I should go, you are the God of Thunder! You must die on the battlefield now, otherwise you can't enter Valhalla.

That's what I plan to do too, die on the battlefield and go to Valhalla.]

[Female Thor is a little confused.]

[She didn't expect that the Valkyrie actually wanted to die? ]

[Female Thor: What about your position as king? ]

[Female Valkyrie: I like being a king and my people. But it's really frustrating to be in meetings all day. I miss my brothers and sisters! ]

[Female Thor's eyelids twitched. ]

[There's such a thought! ]

In fact, for people like the Valkyrie.

They don't really die when they die on the battlefield.

Instead, their souls will return to Valhalla.

There, they will survive in another way.

The Valkyrie group back then.

All died on the battlefield, and their souls are in Valhalla.

And now the Valkyrie.

I really want to see my former sisters.

[Preparations are complete. ]

[Before departure, Thor began an exciting speech. ]

[He really has the shadow of Captain America. ]

[At this time, the bow. ]

[Two goats, tighten the rope. ]

[Under Thor's command. ]

[Like reindeer, pull the boat forward. ]

[Storm Axe, inserted in the bow. ]

[Opened the Rainbow Bridge! ]

[The goats dragged the boat and ran onto the Rainbow Bridge. ]

[All the way to the so-called global City of Knowledge! 】

【With the Rainbow Bridge, they arrived quickly. 】

【Then disguised themselves and sneaked into a huge venue. 】

【Here, the female Thor is an Earthling. 】

【I saw all kinds of gods. 】

【The most outrageous one is the God of Steamed Buns. 】

【At first glance, I thought it was a god who loved to eat steamed buns. 】

【But after a closer look, it was a god who looked like a steamed bun. 】

【The God of Steamed Buns: Bao~ Bao Bao~】

……

S.H.I.E.L.D.

Nick Fury was confused.

His face was full of disbelief.

“The God of Steamed Buns?”

“There is such a god?”

“It’s outrageous! ”

Nick Fury has read many myths.

But, to be honest.

This kind of outrageous god.

After seeing it.

I still think that myths are too safe.Guarded.

The real god is not shown at all.

Black Widow pursed her lips.

"This Baozi God is so cute."

Hawkeye nodded.

After all, the round meat buns will blush pink.

Especially when placed in a big spoon.

Anyone who sees it will find it cute.

...

Stark Industries.

Tony looks at the Baozi God.

It feels like looking at his daughter.

"It's really so cute."

"I wonder if there is a cheeseburger god."

"If there is, I must worship him."

Tony loves cheeseburgers the most.

Now, the Baozi God has appeared.

He sees hope.

Maybe the Cheeseburger God really exists.

If there is a chance, I must worship him!

……

[Thor's group, a total of four people. ]

[Thor, Valkyrie, Thor, Stoneman...]

[The four people found a place and sat down. ]

[The next moment, a magnificent BGM sounded! ]

[The whole audience began to use low voices. ]

[At the same time, they shouted a name. ]

[Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! ]

[Thor was among them. ]

[Looked very excited. ]

[After all, for gods like them. ]

[Zeus is a legendary figure. ]

[To be able to meet Zeus. ]

[Thor was naturally very excited. ]

[Amid the shouts of the audience. ]

[A puff of smoke rose. 】

[Zeus appeared in a high-profile manner. 】

[Holding a lightning-shaped weapon in his hand! 】

[Zeus: Hello everyone! 】

[Thor: Wow, Zeus, great man, myth, legend!

I imitate this man in many ways.

He is the god of lightning, and I am the god of thunder. 】

[Thor looks like a little fanboy. 】

[He really admires Zeus. 】

[Female Thor: Calm down, you must ask him to send troops for support later. 】

[Thor: I understand, it’s not possible now, we can’t disturb him. 】

[Zeus played a trick first. 】

[Using his own lightning weapon. 】

[Put on a show. 】

[Thor admired him more and more. 】

[The whole audience cheered continuously! 】

[Then, melodious music sounded. 】

[Zeus began to speak. 】

[Zeus: I have been thinking about where to hold this year's group movement...]

[Thor: ? ? ? ]

[Female Thor: Is he serious? 】

[Thor: He must have his reasons for saying that. 】

...

Asgard.

Thor was dumbfounded.

What did he hear?

Group sex?

Zeus likes to do this kind of thing?

Thor's face turned pale.

It felt like his faith had collapsed.

He looked at Odin on the throne.

He found that Odin looked normal.

Not surprised at all.

Suddenly, Thor remembered what his father had said before.

Don't have too much hope for Zeus.

Thor finally understood!

This Zeus.

Not a very serious god!

Thor's cognition, at this moment.

Completely subverted!

...

S.H.I.E.L.D.

Nick Fury scratched his head.

"I heard that Zeus was going to hold a group sex."

"I'm not surprised at all."

"I even think it's reasonable."

Black Widow shrugged.

She didn't think it was outrageous.

Hawkeye was the same.

After all, in the Greek mythology circulating on Earth.

The gods of Zeus' lineage.

Actually, they are not that great.

There are many ethical issues involved.

So, when I heard that Zeus was going to hold a group sex.

Nick Fury and others.

I didn't think it was strange at all.

I even thought it was reasonable.

"This is in line with our understanding of Greek mythology."

Black Widow nodded, agreeing with Nick Fury's words.

At the same time, she became worried about Thor.

"I wonder if Thor can seek help from Zeus."

...

[Zeus is still giving a speech. 】

【And the more he talked, the more outrageous it became. 】

【Thor thought so at first. 】

【Zeus had his reasons for saying so. 】

【But gradually I realized that there was no truth in it! 】

【Thor: He is not as good as I thought. 】

【Female Thor: It is really terrible. 】

【Valkyrie: It probably won’t be worse than this. These gods can’t help, but his lightning weapon should be able to! 】

【Valkyrie began to lay out a plan. 】

【Prepare to directly snatch the lightning weapon. 】

【Thor: No, we can’t make a surprise attack. Especially for Zeus. I can find a suitable time to talk to him! 】

【The movement here attracted Zeus’s attention. 】

【Zeus: Do you have anything to say? 】

[Thor: Sorry, no. 】

[Valkyrie: I will start in 60 seconds, you decide! 】

[Thor was forced to do something. 】

[He could only stand up. 】

[Then he entered the center of the venue and talked to Zeus. 】

[Thor: Great Zeus, and all the gods.

There is a madman called God Butcher who wants to kill us all.

He burned, killed, and looted everywhere, causing disaster and chaos.

We should join forces to kill God Butcher.God-killer! 】

[Zeus waved his hand: That God-killer only killed a few low-level gods...

Have you finished talking, kid? Shut up. 】

[Zeus doesn't take this matter to heart at all. 】

[He doesn't even bother to care. 】

[Thor: Didn't you hear me? God-killer is killing everywhere...]

[Zeus: Shut up, or you won't get the invitation to the group sex. 】

[Thor: Zeus, we must take action! 】

[Zeus: You won't get the invitation at all! 】

[Zeus activated his ability and wrapped Thor with a rope. 】

[Zeus: Who are you? Let me take off your disguise! 】

[He raised his hand and waved it gently. 】

[All of Thor's clothes were blown away. 】

[Not even his underwear was left! 】

[The goddesses around Zeus all fainted from fear. 】

[Thor: You idiot, you used too much strength! 】

[There is a tattoo on his back. 】

[It's funny. 】

[The tattoo is actually Loki's big horn helmet. 】

[There is also a sentence: Rest in peace Loki! 】

[In the stands. 】

[Female Thor: Should we help? 】

[Valkyrie: No need to rush to do it now, let's watch the excitement first, come, eat grapes. 】

627

……

Asgard.

The people of Thor were 627 dumbfounded!

He was stripped naked again!

Why do we say "again"?

In the famous scene before.

Thor came to Earth for the first time.

He was also stripped naked.

Now, the clothes disappeared again.

Time and story have reached a closed loop.

Thor's mentality collapsed.

"Zeus is actually this kind of virtue?"

"Oh my God, it's so disappointing."

"I will never have any faith again!"

The next moment, laughter sounded.

Loki cried and laughed.

There were tears in the corners of his eyes.

But he couldn't suppress his smile.

"My dear brother, you tattooed me behind you to remember me."

"I am very touched, thank you so much."

"But I really can't help laughing."

"Hahaha!"

Thor: ...

He knew that Loki would react like this.

"Damn Zeus!!!"

Thor cursed.

In the chat group.

[Captain America: What did I see? It seems that I didn't see anything, but it seems that I saw everything. ]

[Tony: Captain, just say what you want to say, don't do nonsense literature. What you want to say is nothing more than that Thor's clothes are gone. ]

[Black Widow: Wow, to be honest, it's a bit eye-catching. ]

[Hawkeye: Well... the body of God is still very strong. ]

[Banner: I have something else to do, so I won't comment. ]

[Thor: Huh? I almost forgot that Banner is the senior expert in not wearing clothes! ]

[Banner: ...]

In the era without stretch pants.

When Banner transforms into Hulk and recovers.

He is always naked.

So, he understands Thor's situation in the video.

"That is an embarrassment and social death that is enough to make your toes dig through the earth."

[Banner: Thor bro, I understand you! ]

[Thor: Fortunately, you are here, brother. ]

[Female Thor: So, why is this Banner also a senior expert in taking off clothes? ]

[Loki: Forget this story, I am not convenient to answer, I am afraid of being beaten.

[Tony: This matter is very complicated. Let’s talk about it after you see Banner’s transformation. ]

[Banner: Hahaha, there will be no chance again! Hulk and I have merged! ]

[Captain America: I almost forgot that Banner’s wisdom merged with Hulk’s body. I guess I won’t see Banner’s transformation again. ]

Everyone felt sorry.

Only Banner.

Laughing like a fool.

[The video continues. ]

[The sound of the Valkyrie eating grapes and watching the show. ]

[It’s really too loud. ]

[It’s hard for Zeus not to focus on them. ]

[Zeus: Come on, take off their disguises too! ]

[The Valkyrie and Thor stood up quickly in fear. ]

[Take off the disguise robes. 】

[Afraid that the clothes would be blown clean. ]

[Zeus: Hmm? So, you are from Asgard...]

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