Since the Battle of New York.

Hawkeye has experienced the Age of Ultron, the Avengers Civil War, and then the Endgame...

His name has long been a household name.

And his face is also remembered by people.

This kind of hero who saves the world.

No matter where he goes, he should have privileges.

But he is still stopped?

Hawkeye can't help but be curious.

Where did he get into?

Even the title of Avengers doesn't work?

...

[The Ronin uniform is lost. ]

[But Hawkeye found a clue on the Internet. ]

[The uniform is in a role-playing competition. ]

[He set out directly to find it. ]

[Walking straight to the venue. ]

[He was stopped by someone. 】

[Female manager: Sorry, you can't just go in here. 】

[Hawkeye: I have to talk to that ninja. His clothes were stolen. 】

[Female manager: Then you have to wait until the event is over. Live-action role-playing, that's it. 】

[Hawkeye: When will it end? 】

[Female manager: At night. 】

[Hawkeye: It's too late. I only need a few minutes. 】

[He wanted to rush in directly. 】

[Female manager: I know who you are, but no matter what level you are, you have to follow the rules! 】

[Hawkeye was silent. 】

[Face recognition doesn't work! 】

[Hawkeye: So, what are the rules here? 】

...

S.H.I.E.L.D.

Hawkeye was stunned.

He found it incredible.

I thought there was some kind of activity at the Hydra base.

In the end, it was just a role-playing event?

It was just such a crappy activity.

Dare to stop the Avengers?

Hawkeye laughed in anger.

"Are the Avengers so shameless?"

Black Widow seemed to be thinking about it.

"It's possible, but you are just shameless."

Hawkeye: ...

In the chat group.

[Tony: Clint, you are embarrassing the Avengers. I am embarrassed to say anything to you! ]

[Captain America: It's really embarrassing. As an Avenger, I can't even enter a role-playing event. ]

[Thor: If it were me, I would just use Thor's hammer and summon lightning to kill them! ]

[Banner: Haha, I will just transform into the Hulk and see if she dares to stop me! 】

[Doctor Strange: Avengers should also abide by the rules. You can have privileges, but not all the time. 】

[Nick Fury: Doctor, you hit the nail on the head. Thank you! 】

[Doctor Strange: You're welcome, by the way. If it were me, I would just draw a circle and get into the scene. 】

[Nick Fury: ... 】

[Loki: If it were me, I would just use the Cosmic Cube to open the portal and go in! 】

[PaK: Just swing in with a spider silk. 】

Looking at the chat in the group.

Hawkeye was hit hard.

He can't fly, use portals, or swing with spider silk...

Unless he breaks in.

Otherwise, he can only follow the rules.

...

[Hawkeye chooses to sign up for the event. 】

[You need to register his identity information here. 】

[Hawkeye: Keep it confidential, keep it confidential. 】

[Dare to ask for his information. 】

[These people obviously don't realize the seriousness of the matter. 】

[In the end, Hawkeye only signed a name. 】

[Then he got the event task arrangement. 】

[Female person in charge: As a newcomer, you will be eliminated on the spot if you are hit in the torso. 】

[Hawkeye was stunned for a moment. 】

[Are you serious? 】

[It seems that these people still don't understand his strength. 】

[Hawkeye held back for a long time and commented: Really violent! 】

[Female manager: Look at what others do and enjoy this event! 】

[Hawkeye put on a simple set of equipment. 】

[Walked directly into the scene. 】

[The rules of the event here are actually very simple. 】

[It's equivalent to a melee, everyone is holding a weapon. 】

[As long as you can be hit in the torso, you will be eliminated. 】

[Hawkeye: Oh, what a low-level battle. 】

[He holds a weapon. 】

[He pushes all the way, no one can stop him. 】

[Until he came to this guy in a Ronin uniform. 】

[Ronin coser was stunned: I, I, I, I am a Viking! 】

【Hawkeye: I don't care. 】

【Ronin coser: Wait, are you Hawkeye? 】

【Hawkeye: I don't want to make a big deal or break the rules, but I'm really running out of patience.

Give you two choices, I'll use this fake sword to pretend to kill you and take your clothes.

Or I'll really beat you up, knock you to the ground, and then take your clothes. 】

【Ronin coser: You let me pretend to kill you and give you the clothes. 】

【Hawkeye: No. 】

【Ronin coser: Please, brother.

You are a real superhero.

This is the closest I've ever been to being a hero. 】

【Hawkeye was a little speechless: I've beaten Thanos, and now I have to pretend to be defeated? 】

【To get Ronin's clothes back, I'll put up with it! 】

[Hawkeye: Okay, okay, let's do it. 】

[Ronin cosplayer: No, you have to act more realistically, it has to look real! 】

[Hawkeye: ...]

...

S.H.I.E.L.D.

Hawkeye is numb.

For someone who has fought Thanos.

Participating in this kind of show-like battle.

And pretend to be killed.

This is so embarrassing!

Even he has to cooperate well and act like...

What kind of unreasonable request is this?

The key is that he agreed.

Hawkeye sighed.

"In life, you are always forced to make some disgusting decisions."

Black Widow laughed.

"You can just do it and knock the other person down."

"Then take the ronin clothes directly."

Hawkeye curled his lips.

"This is not my style."

Hawkeye is actually very rigid.

He strictly abides by the rules.

So, he will not hit innocent people.

Want to get his uniform back.

He can only cooperate honestly.

But what Hawkeye didn't expect was...

More embarrassing, but still to come!

……

[Hawkeye has to pretend to be killed, but he can’t just pretend to be killed. ]

[That Ronin cosplayer, to record the highlight moment. ]

[Call all the cosplayers over. ]

[Everyone gathered in a circle. ]

[Prepare to watch Hawkeye being knocked down. ]

[Female leader: Warrior, drink this magical potion! ]

[Her hand, pretending to hold the cup, handed it to Hawkeye. ]

[Hawkeye: I don’t want to drink it, it’s too embarrassing, can we just start? ]

[Female leader: Then you won’t get the potion bonus. ]

[Then, the female leader announced the start of the battle. ]

[The two started fighting! ]

[The Ronin cosplayer swung the sword. 】

[There is a fat guy next to him, dubbing with his mouth: Clang~ Clang~]

[Hawkeye feels more and more ashamed. 】

[He is almost broken! 】

[How long will this process last? 】

[Hawkeye: Quick, kill me! 】

[Ronin coser: Ready, do it! 】

[The next moment, Ronin coser takes action. 】

[Hawkeye pretends to be killed. 】

[He squats on the ground. 】

[There are cheers all around. 】

[After more than ten minutes. 】

[Ronin coser delivers the uniform, and he is very excited. 】

[Ronin coser: Thank you, I will tell this story to my compatriots, the great Avengers! 】

[Hawkeye: Just call me Clint. 】

[Ronin coser: I, can I teach you Clint? 】

[Hawkeye: Yes! 】

[Ronin coser is so excited! 】

[You can call the Avengers by their names. 】

[It's such an honor! 】

[Ronin coser: This is really the happiest day for me, you must be happy too, right? 】

[Hawkeye: No, I'm not happy at all. 】

[Ronin coser: Actually, you are very happy, right? 】

[Hawkeye is speechless. 】

[He is very considerate of other people's feelings and can only nod helplessly. 】

[Hawkeye: Yes, I am very happy. This activity is so interesting. 】

...

S.H.I.E.L.D.

Hawkeye feels extremely ashamed!

He is almost broken!

"This is more embarrassing than being controlled by Loki!"

"I feel like I am going to die."

"I am so ashamed to see anyone."

Hawkeye's toes tightened and his hands clenched into fists.

It's okay to pretend to be defeated.

You have to admit that this activity is interesting.

This is a matter of conscience.

It's more painful than killing him.

The only good news is.

The uniform is back.

Hawkeye breathed a sigh of relief.

"Is it almost over?"

Black Widow said with a smile:

"How is it, a personal and independent famous scene."

"Very embarrassing, right?"

Hawkeye nodded.

"Super embarrassing!"

"But it's better to have it next time."

Just then, the video changed.

[Famous scene 4: Hawkeye playing on a rocking car! ]

Hawkeye: ? ? ?

Rocking car?

What's the name of dad's dad?

Just thinking about that scene.

An extreme sense of social death.

It directly surged into Hawkeye's heart.

Black Widow and Nick Fury tried their best to remain silent.

They have already started to think about how to laugh later.

...

Arctic Ocean.

Captain America scratched his head.

"What is a rocking car?"

"Why haven't I seen it?"

"Some new vehicle of the future?"

...

Inside a house in New York.

Kate's eyes lit up.

"I like rocking cars."

"Does Hawkeye like it too?"

"It seems I am destined to inherit his legacy."

...

[Hawkeye was caught. ]

[But he was caught on purpose. ]

[The purpose is to lure the snake out of the hole. ]

[A member of the sportswear gang. ]

[Without any effort. ]

[Kidnapped Hawkeye directly and found a warehouse. ]

[Hawkeye was tied to a chair. ]

[Hawkeye: Everyone, listen carefully, I am not the person you are looking for. 】

[Gangster: So, you are not Hawkeye? 】

[Hawkeye: ? ? ? 】

[He thought he was arrested because of his identity as a ronin. 】

[But it turned out not to be? 】

[Hawkeye was confused: Then I should be, but I am not the person you are looking for. 】

[Gangster: Kate Bishop. 】

[Hawkeye: I am not Kate Bishop. 】

[Gangster: I know,The man in the ronin uniform. 】

[Hawkeye: I feel like I'm talking to a cow. Can you let your boss come out? 】

[Of course this is unrealistic. 】

[Hawkeye has no choice but to untie the ropes on his hands. 】

[The gang members are shocked. 】

[Hawkeye: Let your boss come out. 】

[Minions: We are looking for Kate Bishop. Where is she? 】

[Hawkeye: I don't know...]

[The next moment, the glass skylight above shattered. 】

[Kate's figure fell directly down. 】

[Are you surprised? Are you surprised? 】

[Gangster: Man, I found Kate Bishop. 】

[Kate fell hard and sat up with difficulty. 】

[After seeing Hawkeye, his eyes lit up. 】

【When she turned around, she saw more than a dozen guns pointed at her. 】

【Kate: Wow, I didn't expect there were people with guns. 】

【The next moment, both of them were captured. 】

【They were tied directly to the rocking car. 】

【Each person had a rocking car. 】

……

In a house in New York.

Kate blushed.

Her little toe almost scratched the bed sheet.

So embarrassing!

In the video, she wanted to save Hawkeye.

But she fell to the ground.

She was like a sheep in a tiger's mouth, and she took the initiative to deliver herself to the door.

"This is too embarrassing!"

"Not only did she take the initiative to deliver herself to the door, but she also ruined Hawkeye's plan."

"It's so embarrassing, I can't face anyone."

Kate was embarrassed.

Especially when I look at myself when I grow up.

Sitting on a rocking car.

The ultimate sense of social death.

Coming all over.

677

……

S.H.I.E.L.D.

Hawkeye heaved a sigh of relief.

“Fortunately, it’s not the kind of rocking car with music.”

The rocking car in the video.

It’s a spring horse at best.

As long as there’s no music like “What’s the name of daddy’s daddy”.

Hawkeye can totally accept it.

Black Widow couldn’t help but feel a little disappointed.

“A little social death, but not much.”

“Compare your body shape with the rocking car.”

“You look like a wild boar.”

Hawkeye: ? ? ?

What kind of bullshit description is this?

The rocking car is for children.

After an adult like Hawkeye sits on it.

Of course he will look very strong.

But the description of "wild boar".

It's really a bit outrageous.

Hawkeye glared at Black Widow.

Black Widow chuckled.

"Don't you think it looks like a wild boar?"

Hawkeye: ...

...

【When Kate was arrested. 】

【The real boss of the gang finally appeared. 】

【A woman, and a deaf-mute. 】

【Looks a bit domineering, but not much. 】

【She was raised by a gangster boss since she was a child. 】

【The relationship between the two is like that of father and daughter. 】

【But the gangster boss was killed by a ronin. 】

【The woman has since embarked on a road of revenge. 】

【And her name is "Echo"! 】

【Hawkeye is riding a rocking car. 】

【Rocking up and down. 】

【He was too happy before. 】

【This spring-type rocking car...】

【There is music! 】

【And it is very childish music! 】

【Gangster: The strong Hawkeye is riding a petite rocking car, haha! 】

【Laughs all around. 】

……

S.H.I.E.L.D.

Hawkeye is really confused now.

Originally, there was no music in the rocking car.

It was a relief for him.

But unexpectedly, there was music.

It was just that I didn't put in the coin just now!

A grown man, and a father of three children.

Sitting on the rocking car.

Accompanied by childish music.

Hawkeye almost scratched the sole of his shoe.

The next moment…

Black Widow's laughter sounded.

Rampant and devilish.

Hawkeye:…

"Laugh, laugh, you've died many times anyway."

"It doesn't matter this time."

"Just laugh, I won't say a word if you laugh."

……

Arctic Ocean.

Captain America looked surprised.

"So this is the rocking car."

"It looks like fun."

"I wonder if I'll get a chance to ride it."

Obviously, Captain America didn't realize the seriousness of the rocking car.

...

[In a tense atmosphere. ]

[Echo appears domineeringly and comes directly in front of the two. ]

[She untied Hawkeye's rope. ]

[Then, have someone put Hawkeye's hands behind his back. ]

[Tied them up again. ]

[Hawkeye:...].

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