Everyone in the Avengers was confused.

Drax actually said... his father told the process of giving birth to him.

This is really... a little disgusting.

On the spaceship.

Star-Lord's eyelids twitched.

If possible, he really doesn't want to be with such a person in the future.

Become a teammate.

It's really disgusting

……

On a certain planet.

Rocket Raccoon smiles like a fool

"This Drax"

"What a big idiot"

"Hahaha!"

Groot was confused.

The process of giving birth... what can't be said?

Isn't it just pulling off a branch.

Then inserting it into the soil and waiting for it to grow up?

What can't be said outside ? Groot really can't understand.

Could it be that human reproduction is different from that of trees?

Groot fell into deep thought.

……

Crean prison.

Drax is confused.

"Can't we talk about this kind of thing?"

"What my father said at the time was……"

"He and my mother, that night."

Drax recalled the story his father told.

The story of how he was born

"What a hearty birth!"

……

On a desolate planet.

Gamora couldn't help but hold her forehead.

What kind of teammates are these?

A Star-Lord whose mind is filled with lust.

Drax, full of shit.

Rockets and Treants are even more bizarre than the other. How difficult is it to lead such a team ? If Thanos comes. They simply don't have the ability to deal with it. Gamora was a little desperate. But there is no way, the teammates you choose. There's only one way to go until it's dark

……

Nebula spat directly.

"Drax is so shameless"

"Even more shameless than Star-Lord"

"How did Gamora fall in love with these guys?"

"I'm really blind!"

Nebula scolded Gamora.

That was without mercy.

But... there was a strange feeling in my heart.

She seemed to want to see the process Drax was talking about.

"Damn, what was I thinking!"

Xingyun patted his head and threw all the messy thoughts out of his mind.

……

On the planet Ego.

Mantis looks curious

"Does Yi Ge have a little Kunkun?"

"What is Xiaokunkun?"

"food? Is it edible?"

……

On Earth, Stark Industries.

Tony burst out laughing.

He has seen many strange things in his life.

But never one person.

As weird as Drax.

I have to say, this Drax’s race.

What a weird thing!

Tony looked at Pepper

"Do you want to experience that process?"

Little Pepper glanced at him

"No, please stop telling me this."

Tony saw Pepper blush.

"You're shy, which makes me want to try it even more."

Little Pepper:"You can go find a female reporter."

Tony calmed down a lot.

His scalp was numb.

He was just afraid that the female reporter would be talked about for the rest of his life!

Tony was helpless and quickly changed the subject.

"I have to say, this Guardians of the Galaxy……"

"It really doesn’t look like a team"

"In the future, try not to cooperate with them."

Little Pepper nodded with deep understanding.

"However, they are in outer space"

"We should be out of reach. Tony said in agreement:

"That's right"

"After all, I'm not going to outer space"

"They won't come to Earth either"

"Unless Star-Lord is homesick and wants to come back for a visit"

"Otherwise, they have no reason to come"

……

S.H.I.E.L.D.

Nick Fury fell into a state of stasis.

He is best at leading a team.

Good at playing with people's hearts.

However, facing the Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.

There was a feeling of being powerless.

This team... there is no normal person at all!

The only normal one is Gamora.

But under the influence of Star-Lord and the others.

The style of painting is also a bit off.

Nick Fury sighed.

"Since forming a team and becoming a leader"

"This is the first time I have such a headache"

"These guys can't be brought along at all!"

The widowed sister smiled and comforted:

"Don't feel bad, Fury."

"The Guardians of the Galaxy aren't on Earth at all, but in outer space"

"If we don’t go to outer space, they won’t come to Earth."

Nick Fury said nothing.

Whether he will go to outer space is hard to say now.

After all, Nick Fury is forming a force other than S.H.I.E.L.D....

Sword Bureau!

The base camp is in outer space.

One day, they will go up Yes.

Therefore, don’t set the flag too early.

……

Corvo Labs.

Banner went crazy!

His favorite thing is to explore living things.

Especially unknown life forms.

There are no major developments in basic human research.

But now, Egg appears.

Providing him with an excellent experimental target!

Imagine dissecting a planet.

What a great operation this must be?

Banner just thought about it.

I felt very excited.

In particular, Egg can construct a body.

Even Xiao Kunkun has it.

What kind of body does this have to be?

Banner's scientific enthusiasm suddenly burst out.

I really want to dissect one and see.

It's a pity that people are in outer space……

"Wait a minute, it looks like Hulk went to outer space too!"

Banner suddenly remembered.

After the Age of Ultron, Banner took a Quinjet and flew into outer space.

It was not on the earth at all.

Maybe he could really meet Egg!

Thinking of this, Banner was very excited.

"Opportunity to dissect together!"

"Of course, I would rather dissect Drax"

"Look what the hell is in his head"

……

I have to say, Drax’s words.

It directly burned everyone's CPU in Avengers Alliance.

So much so that it took them a long time to come back to their senses.

I figured out one thing...

This famous scene is called The Story of Drax.

Co-authoring is not a story about the death of a wife and daughter.

It’s the story of parents giving birth to a baby!

Damn it!

Everyone's mentality collapsed.

Everyone is ready to hear the tragic life story of Drax.

The result is this kind of thing?

Well said, don't say it next time... No, say more next time.

This is the kind of story that can make people's blood boil.

You should talk more.

Of course, for someone.

This kind of story that is not suitable for children is still too forward-thinking.

In chat group

【Spider-Man: Oh my god, can this kind of story be told? Can you tell me in detail? I want to hear it.】

【Drax: I'm glad you're willing to listen to my father's story. It's a sign of respect and I'm happy to tell it to you.……】

【Gamora: Drax, shut up! Parker is still a kid!】

【Tony: I suggest developing a private chat function. Drax can just talk to us individually.】

【Spider-Man: I want to hear it too】

【Tony: Parker, get out of here】

【Spider-Man: This is so sad, Mr. Stark】

【Tony: At your age, it’s better to play games. I can give you a game console.】

【Spider-Man: Really? Thank you so much! 】

It’s not easy to coax the naughty child.

Tony breathed a sigh of relief

"This naughty kid"

"I always want to explore things beyond my age"

"He really should be caught and beaten hard."

Little Pepper chuckled.

"You are quite patient with children."

Tony said slightly wretchedly:

"I am more patient with my children"

"Do you want me to prove it?" (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"You must have thought so, right?"

Little Pepper was too lazy to talk to him.

However, she was also thinking in her heart. What would life be like if the two of them had children in the future ?

……

【Famous Scene 7: Teaching Little Groot to Steal】

……

On a certain planet.

Rocket Raccoon's expression suddenly changed.

"Little Groot is so little"

"How can you teach him to steal?"

"Who did it?"

Rocket Raccoon cursed.

Now he[]

Just like a father who is afraid that his son will go astray.

I'm afraid that little Groot will be taught bad things.

The generation Groot around me.

Patted him on the shoulder

"IamGroot!"

"That's right! Anyone who teaches people to steal is a bad person and should be shot!"

Rocket Raccoon cursed.

"Groot, I promise you."

"In the future, I will definitely teach little Groot well"

"I will never let him steal anything!"

Groot smiled happily.

……

On the spaceship.

Star-Lord's face fell.

"Little Groot is so cute"

"Who will teach him to steal?"

"I'll kill him!"

Star-Lord has been a thief since he was a child.

He followed Yondu.

He stole things here and stole things there.

This kind of life is not how people live.

Therefore, Star-Lord will not allow anyone... to teach Groot to steal!

……

Inside Kline Prison.

Drax is also angry.

"Such a small child"

"Why teach him to steal?"

"I killed him!"

……

Gamora narrowed her eyes

"Teach bad children, this is not what adults should do"

"Who dares to teach Gretel to steal?"

"I kill him"

……

Earth, inside the prison.

Ant-Man scratched his head.

Eyes looked left and right

"not me"

"Although I am a thief"

"But I will definitely not teach my children to steal."

"I still have this bit of conscience."

The prison guard looked at Ant-Man with a smile.

"What are you guilty of?"

Ant-Man shrugged.

"Do I have it?"

"Where am I guilty?"

"Guardians of the Galaxy in outer space"

"we are on earth"

"How can you teach them to steal things if you don't have access to them?"

The prison guard said:

"Not always"

"Maybe you will meet in the future"

"Then deal with the enemy together."

Ant-Man touched his chin.

He still felt that the chance was slim.

……

【Inside the prison on the spaceship】

【Yondu sits in the corner】

【Rocket sat across from him】

【Rocket: No offense, but your guys are really assholes.】

【Yondu: I was a prisoner for over twenty years until Starkar rescued me and made me a Reaver. He told me to obey the heartbeat, but I disobeyed it. Just like you steal batteries……】

【Rocket: The battery Drax stole】

……

In the chat group

【Drax: Rocket, you bastard, you actually framed me!】

【Rockets: Calm down, it’s not a big deal】

【Drax: I'll kill you tonight! 】

Drax was so angry that he exploded

……

【Yondu: I broke the creed and the Reavers banished me】

【Rocket: Cheer up, we have to escape and find Star-Lord】

【Yondu: Where did he go?】

【Rocket: Picked up by his biological father. Why didn't you bring Star-Lord to his father in the first place?】

【Yondu: He’s small and can get into places we can’t.……】

【At this moment, Yongdu had a flash of inspiration.】

【I thought of a way to escape】

【Yondu: I have an idea, but I need your children’s help.】

【Rockets: No problem】

……

At this point, things are clear.

He's going to teach little Groot to steal.

It’s Yondu and Rocket Raccoon!

On a certain planet.

Rocket looked embarrassed

"~It turns out...it's me"

"Hahaha, so embarrassing"

"However, there are extenuating circumstances, there are extenuating circumstances haha!"

The first generation Groot smiled.

"IamGroot!"

"Just understand me."

The tree man is very considerate.

He knows that Rocket taught Little Groot to steal things.

He wants to escape together.

This is correct.

So the tree man understands very well.

Chat group

【Star-Lord: Rocket, you bastard, you teach a kid to steal!】

【Gamora: Unforgivable, Rocket, commit suicide】

【Drax: It’s okay for me to help you kill yourself.】

【Nebula: How can you teach a child to steal when he is so young?】

【Mantis: Is it wrong to steal?】

【Ant-Man: It must be wrong, otherwise I wouldn’t be in jail】

【Tony: You guys are talking a lot of nonsense. Of course stealing is wrong!】

【Ant-Man: Can you promise not to steal anything in your life?】

【Tony: I have money and force, why should I steal? ]

Ant-Man was silent. (Have a good time)

Tony Stark seems to really lack everything.

He shouldn't really need to steal anything.

At least Ant-Man can't think of anything to steal.

【Ant-Man: Well, stealing is wrong】

【Captain America: We must teach the little tree people well. It’s okay to steal things this time, but don’t develop the habit of stealing.】

【Drax: That’s right, to prevent being like some idiot who steals the battery and is hunted all over the world.】

【Rockets: It’s understood】

……

【Video continues】

【The little tree man is surrounded by a group of adults】

【They treated him as a toy】

【Pour wine on his head】

【Little Groot roars angrily】

【People around: Hahaha, look how cute he is when he is angry!】

【When you are weak, your anger is just a joke】

【Groot was kicked to the ground】

【After the incident, little Groot was dejected.】

【Walking glumly】

【He's missing everyone in the Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.】

【Star-Lord, Gamora, Drax……】

【When they are around, pamper yourself infinitely】

【Little Groot becomes increasingly aggrieved】

……

In front of the screen, everyone is furious!

How dare you treat a child like this!

How can I bear this!

Everyone is furious!

……

【Little Groot came to the cage】

【Yondu: Hey, little sapling, come here】

【Groot walked over dejectedly】

【Rocket's eyes were full of heartache: Oh my god, what have they done to you?】

【The little tree man doesn't want to answer】

【Yondu: Little one, will you help us escape?】

【Groot nodded.】

【Yondu: I need you to help me steal something. In my room, in the bedside drawer, there is a flipper prototype. Find it for me. It is red.】

【The little tree man seemed to understand and started to act immediately】

【Yondu smiled happily and looked at Rocket】

【However, Rocket's face】

【An extremely forced smile appeared...Father].

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